Author Archives for Rachel Wenitsky

Trump Orders Full Military Funeral for Fallen Roseanne Reboot

Laundry Hack! Sniff The Crotch of Your Leggings To See If They Smell Like Vagina Yet

Bead of Sweat That Originated in Woman’s Hair Is Reportedly Now In Her Ass

Woman’s Longest Relationship Is With Dirty Unwashed Sheets

Man Calls Girlfriend ‘Yanny’ During Sex, Swears He Said ‘Laurel’

How To Get Excited About Sexual Assault Allegations Like a Republican

Aww! This Woman Said She ‘Loved’ Her Friend, Then Shit-Talked Her For a Full Hour

I Need This Emotional Support Dog In Case I Need to Take a Shit On This Plane

3 Sex Positions That Physically Don’t Work Unless Queer Eye Is On, Sorry!

Whoa. This Totally Badass Free Spirit Is Thinking About Getting a Tattoo

I Finally Relate To The GOP Now That They’re Being Owned By Teenagers

Wow! This Woman Spent Six Months Drying Her Hands Completely Under an Automatic Hand Dryer

I Only Wear Mascara, But Not Where You’d Think

I Almost Died Because I Was Riding My Bike Like a Cute Bitch

I Relate to Your Dating Struggles Because I Have A Husband – Did You Know I Have A Husband?

QUIZ: Are You a Fall Fanny or a Winter Wenda?

Why I’m Prepping for The Anniversary of Trump’s Victory by Rolling Myself Up in A Rug and Dying in There

Woman Decides Single Pubic Hair on Public Toilet Seat Is Fine

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