As A Mother, One Of The Toughest Challenges I Face Is Teaching My Mother About Racial Injustice In America
I knew being a mother would be challenging, but I never thought the hardest part would be my racist mom.
Why I Decided to Take My Husband’s Name But Keep My Mom as My Emergency Contact
My hubby isn’t great at certain things: like being reliable, or on time for important events, or answering his phone.
Now That I’m In Ketosis, I Can See The Murders I Committed Were Just The Carbs Talking
When I eat carbs, I turn into a blood-hungry criminal mastermind. Now I know why!
I Want a Guy Who Makes Me Feel Small Enough to Forget in His Pocket and Destroy in The Dryer
It feels so good to feel that small and that forgotten!
I Love My Girlfriend Even Though I Can’t Find Her
“Maybe she’s in trouble. Maybe she got kidnapped. Maybe she’s curvy.”
Why You Dumb Cunts Need To Start Living For YOU
I was like them once: hot, perfect, successful, always running late to a meeting.
I Didn’t Circumcise My Son Because It’s Time We Acknowledge That Penises Are Funny-Looking No Matter What
I mean, who made this thing? Seriously – it’s crazy!
It’s Not You, It’s Me, Who Has Blossomed And Can Definitely Bag Someone Hotter Now
One day when you maybe get hotter, I hope you’ll understand.
Help! My Biological Clock Keeps Telling My Friends to Have Babies I Can Play With
I’m really sorry to my friends, but I can’t control what my biological clock is telling them to do.
Here’s What Happened When I Started Saying, ‘Yes, But I’m Super Swamped With Work’ to Everything
It felt liberating to allow myself to be receptive to opportunities, and then immediately just as non-receptive as I was before.
Why I Think More Girls Should Learn How To Code And Eventually Forget How To Code
If you hire me to build your website I will need to just like, really quick refresh my memory on how to do that.
It’s Humbling to Remember I’m Just a Speck of Dust in the Universe of My Student Debt
The immensity of my student debt brings tears to my eyes when I see it, because its scale seems nearly impossible.
I Did Whole30 and Now My Only Friends Are These Hard-Boiled Eggs
I love my little eggs! We have a lot of fun together.
Help! I Didn’t Have a Tampon so I Used a Flintstones Push-Up Instead and It’s Melting!
When it comes to my time of the month, let’s just say I’m not always prepared.
How I Simplified and Decluttered by Moving Things to My Second House
My second house is bigger than my other everyday house, after all!
I Dress and Act Like a Baby So Barack Obama Can Pick Me Up and It Won’t Be Weird. Here’s Why.
The social isolation is totally worth the moment when Barack finally spots me and says, “Let me see that baby!”
I Just Want to Fall in Love With Someone Who Looks At Me Like They’re a Millionaire
He looks at you like he’s got two wealthy parents and a trust fund.