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I LIVED IT: My Roommate Hoarded All Six Of Our Bowls In Her Room

DUDE CORNER: I Refuse to Give Up My Subway Seat For Any Pregnant Lady I Didn’t Personally Knock Up

I shouldn’t be forced to give up my seat for some waddling pregger that I DIDN’T personally cause.

I Need a Little Dick in My Life, and to be Clear I’m Talking Quantity-Wise

Girth counts, too.

I’m an Introvert, But Boy Do I Like It In The Ass

Boy, can I get down with some sweet deep asshole penetraysh.

I’m Actually Mixed: Half-Gemini, Half-Taurus

Both sides are important and have made me the woman I am today.

I’ve Finally Met The Man I’m Going to Divorce Someday

And by lifetime, I mean a year, maybe two years tops?

DUDE CORNER: If Women Get Free Tampons, I Should Get Free Red Bull

This is also a necessity!

 

Sorry, I Couldn’t Hear You Over the Sound of Me Owning a French Press

My life has changed so much!

I LIVED IT: I Had to Poop Right After I Took a Shower

I didn’t deserve this.

I LIVED IT: I Fucked Dobby

It wasn’t as bad as you’d think.

My Sugar Daddy Just Wants Me to Get Good Grades

Kind of like a regular daddy, but without all the baggage.

Life Is a Mystery, and So Is This Discharge

What kind of discharge will come out of me today?

How I Got Ahead of Tax Season by Having My Dad’s Guy Do Them

I never knew taxes could be so easy!

Getting a Brazilian Hurts Everywhere – Except For My Tough, Tough Asshole

My incredibly tough and sturdy asshole feels nothing at all.

I Can’t Make You Love Me, But Trust Me I Will Fucking Try

That’s my self-love.

I Need to Know Who Bit Beyonce Because I Just Wanna Talk to Them

I just wanna have a few words with them.

How I Got Everyone to Shut the Fuck Up About Their Standing Desks With My Standing Toilet

Trust me, it works.

How I Use Movement to Show Everyone in This Coffee Shop That I Teach Yoga

I’m a yoga teacher! And I need everyone to know that!

I LIVED IT: I Forgot About Scarves This Winter

I shudder, yet still, I do not reach for a scarf!

I’m Slowly Learning Who I Am, and Honestly I Don’t Care For Her

I really believe that if I wasn’t me and I met me, I’d hate me!

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Dude Corner Our guest male blogger tells it like it is, from a man's perspective.

DUDE CORNER: I Refuse to Give Up My Subway Seat For Any Pregnant Lady I Didn’t Personally Knock Up

I shouldn’t be forced to give up my seat for some waddling pregger that I DIDN’T personally cause.

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Your Skinny Friend Katie Thoughts from your skinny friend, Katie!

Will Anyone Love Me Once They Find Out I’m a TOTAL Caffeine Addict?

God, I’m such a disaster!

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StacyBot StacyBot is a kickbutt algorithm with killer sense of humor and great taste in the hottest 18-35 year-old content.

Stacybot: How to Men

Let’s face: Men hard!

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I Lived it: Traumatic Stories of Trauma from the Lives of Real Women

I LIVED IT: My Roommate Hoarded All Six Of Our Bowls In Her Room

That was the worst night of my young life.

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Me Time for Mom: Insights into the Experiences of Being a Mother

Why I Decided to Switch from Breast Milk to Kombucha

I haven’t looked back once.

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White Woman Speaks: The Daily Trials and Struggles of White Women

I Just Don’t Understand Why Black Women Who Have to Constantly Justify Their Humanity Are So Angry All the Time

Didn’t anybody tell them that positivity is key?

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L'Amateuriste: Musings from our 6-year-old Fashion Blogger, Andréwa

L’amateuriste: Fall Fashion Musings with Andréwa

“Grief turns out to be a place none of us know until we reach it.” – Joan Didion

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Slave to the Night: Thoughts from our Nightlife Editor, Dafna VanClifton

Slave To The Night: Dafna Remembers Art Basel

Cat Marnell XOJane

I wanted to raise awareness about art, so I chewed 5 Dexedrine.

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The Divine Life! Self-Empowerment and Self-Discovery with Azalea Be

Azalea Be: Me and My Dumb Chakras

Azalea Be - Chakras

Goddamn you, chakras.

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Personal Life Tools for Success: Life Coaching and Financial Advice from Peg Ordman

How to Budget for Pretending To Like the Things He Likes

Reductress - Peg Ordman

Finding the right guy is tough. You know what’s even tougher?

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