Oh No! I’m A Ghost And Men Are Still Harassing Me You think that things would be different for a specter like me. But nope!
Sorry I’m Late, I Woke Up to My Bangs Sticking Out Like a Headband Visor Again What do you want me to do, wear a hat indoors like a dumb fedora bitch?
I’m Not Rude, I’m Just Unwilling To Make Conversation To Be Polite I refuse to buy in to what society has laid out as the bare minimum of social niceties.
I Lived It: I Drove Past My Old High School I thought you could only get PTSD if you went to war. Boy, was I wrong.
If Teens Can Ask Celebrities to Prom, Why Can’t I Ask Lakeith Stanfield to Come to My Cousin’s Wedding? “Honestly, when a teen goes to prom with a celebrity date it’s just sad.”
Drinking Water Would Solve All My Problems. Here’s Why I Won’t Do It Why would I waste my time putting clear wet in my mouth?
Why I Only Fuck Men Whose Pulp Fiction Posters are Framed His favorite movie hasn’t changed since he was 14.
Women Need to Stop Being So Passive-Aggressive and Start Dueling I think that’s a world we’d all like to live in.
I Lived It: My Middle School Rival Made Her Instagram Private Days Before Her Wedding She suddenly wanted privacy and took my big day away from me with the click of a button.
I Set Boundaries in Relationships by Always Wearing an Inflatable T-Rex Costume Nobody will even come near you.
Why I Stopped Wearing Makeup and Started Wearing This Stupid Hat It’s the only thing anyone really sees when they look at me.
My Boyfriend Is Perfect, Except for His Inverted Ass My grandma offhandedly mentioned that he’s got an ass “like two empty bowls.”
I Like Hanging With My Friends, But I LOVE Playing With My Pubes My pubes and I are on the same page.
I Started Lifting Weights To Empower Myself – and Give Crushing Handjobs Just gripping his dick can draw blood.
Motherhood Is Hard, But It’s Also Filled with Neverending Judgment Nothing is more rewarding than the unsolicited feedback.
I Lived It: Someone Asked What Kind of Music I Listen To “Oh, you know. I listen to all kinds of stuff.”
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