Why I’m Taking His Last Name, Which Has Nothing To Do With The Shoplifting Charge That Comes Up When You Google Me I’m still legally forbidden from entering a Sephora.
It’s a Scary Time for Men in America Because I’m Dressed in a Clown Suit, Taking Them Out One by One No one could’ve guessed just how far it would go, when #MeToo went too far. Except for Wiggly.
Beto Made Me Wet, but Ocasio-Cortez is FLOODING My Pants I can’t help it, but she makes me wetter than an ocean, and I’ll stand by that.
Why I Retired At 35 To Focus On Getting These Last Bits Of Salad On My Fork Getting every last piece of avocado and iceberg is priority number one.
If My Mother-in-Law Gave Me Homemade Jams Should I Assume It’s to Eat Off Her Son’s Body? Maybe she just wants us to be happy!
Dude Corner: I’m Not Going To Vote, Specifically Because My Girlfriend Asked Me To Stop trying to get guys to be political by asking us to.
How I Made This Uncomfortable Race Conversation About My Attraction to Idris Elba I encourage others to delve into these difficult conversations like I have.
I’m Not Texting To Be Rude, I’d Just Rather Be Hanging Out With Other People Right Now Please don’t take it personally!
Why No Woman Will Ever be Good Enough For My Terrible Son A man should never have to put his dish in the sink. Never.
Why I Stopped Dating Men and Started Following a Herd of Majestic Bison So what if I’m single and alone forever?
Oh No! I’m A Ghost And Men Are Still Harassing Me You think that things would be different for a specter like me. But nope!
Sorry I’m Late, I Woke Up to My Bangs Sticking Out Like a Headband Visor Again What do you want me to do, wear a hat indoors like a dumb fedora bitch?
I’m Not Rude, I’m Just Unwilling To Make Conversation To Be Polite I refuse to buy in to what society has laid out as the bare minimum of social niceties.
I Lived It: I Drove Past My Old High School I thought you could only get PTSD if you went to war. Boy, was I wrong.
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