‘I’m Proud Of My Cellulite!’ Is What I’d Say If I Had Any Cellulite
My thighs are perfectly firm, as if they were carved out of marble. But even if they weren’t, I would love them.
Why I Decided To Hyphenate My Kids’ First Names
But ask my kids if they’re happy, and they’ll say yes.
Why I’ve Decided to Ban Selfie Sticks and Julia from My Birthday Party
I still want her there in spirit, I just don’t want her there in person.
I’m in a Long-Distance Relationship With My Boyfriend (Who Smells Like Rotting Meat) And I Like It This Way
I get to live my own life while having a great boyfriend, and I get to breathe through my nose.
Ashley Madison Hacker: ‘I Wish I Could Un-hack This Heartbreak’
I’ll never be able to delete what Peter did to me.
I’m Sorry, But Can We, Like, Please Just Stop Policing The Way Women Talksies?
No hatesies; this is just how I feel.
8 Words We Don’t Use In This House Until I’ve Had My Wine
My kids aren’t allowed to say bitch, but I am.
My Goal Weight is Fitting Inside a Horse Womb
I’m confident I’ll feel slick and velvety on the outside and accomplished on the inside.
We Love These Vegan Cookies that Mary Made Because She is Going Through a Difficult Divorce
One might ask, “How could a woman who bakes healthy, delicious treats ever be single?”
I Got Pregnant from Kissing in a Hot Tub Also We Had Sex
I’d give anything to go back in time and stay OUT of that hot tub (I would also maybe use a condom).
Real Friendship Means Being Okay with Silence Even If It Lasts 10 Years Jenna Please Call Me
I know that if I could reach her, I could tell her anything.
I Don’t Work in An Office, I Work in A Space
It hasn’t been easy bedazzling my landline, but they say nothing worth doing is ever easy.