Why I Stopped Wearing Makeup and Started Wearing This Stupid Hat
It’s the only thing anyone really sees when they look at me.
My Boyfriend Is Perfect, Except for His Inverted Ass
My grandma offhandedly mentioned that he’s got an ass “like two empty bowls.”
I Like Hanging With My Friends, But I LOVE Playing With My Pubes
My pubes and I are on the same page.
I Started Lifting Weights To Empower Myself – and Give Crushing Handjobs
Just gripping his dick can draw blood.
Motherhood Is Hard, But It’s Also Filled with Neverending Judgment
Nothing is more rewarding than the unsolicited feedback.
I Lived It: Someone Asked What Kind of Music I Listen To
“Oh, you know. I listen to all kinds of stuff.”
I Lived It: Alison Used My Birthday Party to Show Everyone Her New Belly Button Piercing
Suddenly everyone was asking Alison questions like “did it hurt?” and calling her “brave” and “trail-blazing.”
I Lived It: Gigi Hadid Is 23
Learning that a woman with a net worth of $13 million was born in 1995 almost killed me.
I Lived It: My Rich Friend Ordered Sparkling Water for the Table
I had no choice but to accept that I’d be paying for half of this dumb indulgence
I Don’t Want Children Because I Am Perfectly Fulfilled Raising My Boyfriend
It’s an incredible journey to watch a man become a regular, functioning human.
I Stopped Worrying About My Career to Focus on Worrying About My Boyfriend’s
Putting pressure on him and feeling shitty about his life is much easier for me than feeling all those things about mine.
I Lived It: I Received a Dick Pic From an Android
At least have the decency to do it from an iPhone.