I Lived It: Co-Star Told Me To Buy a One-Way Plane Ticket and Now I’m Stuck In Des Moines “There is a silver lining, and it’s that the plane had corn chips.”
Instead Of Calling My Ex, I Made Him My Emergency Contact And Got Hit By A Car This way, we all win and can heal together.
I Practice Intuitive Eating, and My Intuition Tells Me I Need 12 Servings of Hawaiian Rolls Now I eat what I want, when I want.
I Got into School Solely on Merit and Also Being Willing to Pay a Shit Ton of Money If you’re gonna pay hundreds of thousands of dollars, it should go toward your tuition, obviously.
Why The Jonas Brothers Inspired Me to Also Reunite with My Estranged Family Members Now I feel inspired to let bygones be bygones and reunite with my estranged, horrible family.
I Lived It: I Found Out I’m Not Actually That Proficient In Microsoft Office A series of regrettable mistakes have led me to discover the truth: I am not nearly as proficient in Office as I thought.
I Lived It: My Mom Suggested Using One of my Brothers as a Sperm Donor Why would she think that is okay?
Why I’m Waiting To Have Sex Until Someone Asks Me To And by the right person I mean literally the first person who asks me to.
Help! I Said I Hate My Thighs And Now Jameela Jamil Is Hunting Me I’ve resigned myself to my fate: Jameela Jamil is pooling all of her resources into finding me and forcefully demanding that I love my body.
Eating Me Out Is a Marathon, Not a Sprint Go slow to prevent injuries, like me not being attracted to you anymore.
I Lived It: My Consultant Friend Wanted to Split the Bill I wonder if I have any real friends at all.
My Boyfriend Lets Me Lift Heavy Objects Because He’s A Feminist Now that’s a guy who supports strong, independent women!
Why I Stopped Overthinking And Started Overreacting People are definitely confused by my decision to let my thoughts go and my completely disproportionate reactions begin.
I Lived It: I Needed to Put a Plate in the Dishwasher, But the Dishes in It Were Clean There are things in life you can just never plan for.
Help! My Boyfriend Refuses To Glow Up How can I build a life with someone that devoid of superficial vanity?
Ooh Sorry I’m Late, I Just Don’t Think About Time in the Traditional Sense For me, it’s way more complex than that.
I Thought I was Latina but Turns Out I’m Actually ‘Ethnically Ambiguous’ It took the perspective of strangers with no knowledge about my ethnic group to see me for what I really was.
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