If I Seem Frantic, it’s Just ’Cause I’m Panicking about Everything!
It’s nothing. Just a mix of rage and fear and confusion and violent shame and this gun I found.
I’m Glad We Broke Up And I Will Do Anything to Prove It
I mean, what else can I fucking do to show how cool I am about all this?
I Lived It: My Boyfriend Bought a Hat With Flames On It
“Pretty cool”, he said. I said nothing, confident that he was just being ironic.
No Yoga is Hot Enough to Consider It Hot Yoga
If it were really hot yoga, there is no way I would make it to that second class.
My Baby Has A Perfect Fucking Latch
When my milk started to come in, it didn’t throw this little dude at all!
Living in the Moment Doesn’t Mean Being a Total Idiot, Jess
“Carpe Diem,” “Just Do It,” and #YOLO don’t mean making horrible decisions.
When Will I Be Old Enough to Get Away With Harassing Women?
Do I have to retire to get in on the “tacitly accepted” sexual harassment action?
Is it Wrong to Love My Son So Much I Want to Kiss Him On the Mouth?
He and I have known each other for a long time (and also we’re related), so shit could get complicated if things ever escalated between us.
I’m Sorry I Said, ‘Sorry Not Sorry’
Now entered into an apology spiral that has left the word “sorry” devoid of meaning.
To The Girl Who Replaced Me: He Has Two Buttholes
I also hope his parasitic second butthole doesn’t absorb the first one and ruin your vacation.
I Have More Validation Than I Know What To Do With
“I’m begging you- please, spend your time validating someone less fortunate than me.”
I Was an Unpaid Intern to My Three Children For 18 Years
“With little hope of leveraging this into a paid position, I’m beginning to feel like the system has taken advantage of me.”
How to Stop Slut-Shaming Your Whore Sister
It’s great that she’s so comfortable in her own skin, because she sure does show a lot of it!
Did You Not Read The Pillow That Said, ‘Live, Laugh, Love’?
Rules are meant to be followed, and I don’t exactly see anyone following them.
‘Orange is the New Black’ Made Me Realize I Was in Prison
When I first saw Nicky kiss Morello, I thought, “That’s me. I’m a prisoner.”