I Don’t Feel Bad About Being White, Even Though Nobody Ever Asked Or Expected Me To
I know that’s controversial to say, but somebody has to do it.
How Am I Supposed To ‘Believe Women’ When The Accused Rapist Gave Me His Extra Fries Once?
Luke didn’t assault me, ERGO, he didn’t rape anyone. Got it?
Yes It’s A Pyramid Scheme, But The Leggings Are Great, So…
I definitely don’t have 10,000 pairs of leggings in my basement.
I Proposed Because Our Schedules Line Up Scary Well
I felt sure that he’s the one for me, if only because it’s extremely convenient.
I’m Sick of Being Paid Less Than Men Just Because I Am A Teacup Pig
Call me crazy, but I’m wearing a tiny pair of red rain boots and I’m fed up with this bullshit.
How Painting an Accent Wall Helped Me Heal From the Trauma of the First Accent Wall I Painted
Also, I stopped going to therapy. I’m fine now!
But How Could The Creator of a Movie Called ‘I Love You, Daddy’ Be a Predator?
There are absolutely no red flags here.
I Started A Gratitude Journal But It Became A Food Tracker
I began to feel like a gratitude goddess.
I Finished All 10 Of My Monthly NYT Articles Before He Could Make Me Cum
We all get caught up in the moment during sex sometimes!
Why I Decided To Dump Him on Venmo
“I should just Venmo him like five bucks and also be like ‘Sorry dude but we’re through.’”
Dressing up for Halloween is Your Right as an American but Not a Mandatory Civic Responsibility
“Any person harassing another person for not wearing a costume shall be subject to trial in a court of law.”
I Almost Died Because I Was Riding My Bike Like a Cute Bitch
I really don’t want to get too into it, but the baguette ended up…in my butt?
I Relate to Your Dating Struggles Because I Have A Husband – Did You Know I Have A Husband?
I dated too! I get it! I am married. To my husband. We’re relating, right? This is fun!
How I Worked My Way Up From Waitress to A Waitress at A Second Restaurant
How did I get so lucky? I don’t know, but I do know I’m not going to let this new platform go to waste.