I Lived It: Gigi Hadid Is 23
Learning that a woman with a net worth of $13 million was born in 1995 almost killed me.
I Lived It: My Rich Friend Ordered Sparkling Water for the Table
I had no choice but to accept that I’d be paying for half of this dumb indulgence
I Don’t Want Children Because I Am Perfectly Fulfilled Raising My Boyfriend
It’s an incredible journey to watch a man become a regular, functioning human.
I Stopped Worrying About My Career to Focus on Worrying About My Boyfriend’s
Putting pressure on him and feeling shitty about his life is much easier for me than feeling all those things about mine.
I Lived It: I Received a Dick Pic From an Android
At least have the decency to do it from an iPhone.
I Use ‘They’ Pronouns Because I’m Non-Binary and Also Because I’m Always Surrounded by My Bees
I have always had my bees, so I have always been a “they.”
I Lived It: My Male Coworker Showed Me a Picture of His Car
You are anti-woman if you think I want to look at a picture of a man’s fucking Mazda for one single fucking second.
I Lived It: My Therapist Called My Problems “Very Common”
Did she really just tell me other women deal with the same things I’m dealing with?
I Never Wanted Kids. Then I Found this Tiny Top Hat.
I knew I had to incorporate this mini top hat in my life.
My Friend Asked Me What I Was Doing Tonight And I Said ‘Nothing’ And Now I’m Donating Her a Kidney
I really am not in the mood for it!
If Corporations Aren’t People, How Do You Explain That I’m Fucking This Corporation?
Yeah, it’s a Fortune 500 company and an incredible fuck.
I Don’t Wear Makeup For Men, I Wear it Because I Love Supporting Corporations
I love big, faceless conglomerates and want to see them thrive.
We Were Giving Up Hope That We’d Ever Get Pregnant. Then I Gave Him A Hand Job In A Hot Tub.
I never expected that having my husband come outside of me into a hot tub would be the thing that finally got me pregnant.
I Thought I Was Totally Straight. Then I Discovered Funky-Patterned Short-Sleeve Button-Ups.
That day in the Forever 21 tween boy section, I discovered myself.
I LIVED IT: My Roommate Hoarded All Six Of Our Bowls In Her Room
That was the worst night of my young life.