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I Got It Twisted

We all love our moms, but it’s not always easy to relate to them. Luckily, there’s something you can count on: her neverending love for Josh Groban, even though he hasn’t released an album since 2013. Send her any of these pure and wonderful Josh Groban pics to let your mom know that she raises you up, too.

My Mom Ate My Leftover ‘Fuck Me Pasta’ and Now She Won’t Stop Humping the Furniture

I guess it’s just a really good recipe.

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I’m Not Like Most Girls. I’m On the Supreme Court.

I don’t like talking about boys unless they’re violating someone’s civil rights!

My Husband Wants To See Other Women – Should I Let Him Out Of This Wicker Cage?

Should I release him?

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I Think My Cult Might Be A Cult?!

Wait, this seems a little… culty.

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I’m Waiting Until Marriage Because God Wants My Pussy Extra Tight

I trust that God has a plan for me and my ultra-tight snatch.

Why I Quit My Job To Live Off My Private Wealth

Dad said it was totally fine and that he’d free up some capital for me.

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My Messy Buns Are Always Too Tidy

No matter how hard I try, all of my messy buns come out as perfect coifs.

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At The End of the Day, My Sister Still Sucks and I Hate Her

She’s still terrible!

I Didn’t Join This Restorative Reiki Beginners Workshop to Make Friends

This is Restorative Reiki for Beginners, not Restorative Reiki for New Friends Who Give a Shit.

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If Donald Trump Becomes President, I Am Moving to Alaska

I won’t want to be an American anymore! That’s why I must go to Alaska.

I Fucked My Husband Every Day For a Year and Now We’re All Fucked Out

At least we got all the fucking out of the way at once. Now we’re all set!

My Daughter Is A Lil Freak

I can’t believe that my daughter is such a lil’ freak.

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I’m Not Really Into Craft Beer, I’m Just Here for the Dick

Let’s admit it: I’m just here for some cask-conditioned male attention!

I’m Not Ready For A Relationship, But I Am Ready To Caption Instagram Posts With ‘The Boy’

I’ve learned what really matters: the smug satisfaction of letting people know that I have a boyfriend.

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Why I Married My Husband Ironically

What can I say? I’m super committed to this joke.

Doug Hoke, The Oklahoman

My Boyfriend Started Wearing Sunglasses on the Back of His Head

He was now the guy who puts his sunglasses on the back of his head, and I was the girl who was dating him.

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I’m Just A Laid-back Girl Who Wants to Meet Her Husband Immediately

I am one of the most low-maintenance girls you will ever meet but if I don’t meet my husband in the next six months I’m going to organize a small riot.