Are You Coming To My Birthday Month?
I have great things planned for my birthday month, and you’ll want to come to all of them.
Are We Still Not Talking To Tara? Sorry, My Memory’s Been So Bad Since The Accident
Wait, we are still mad at Tara, right? For something?
Sorry I Keep Trying to Fave Your Butt, Mark
It’s the fast-paced media world we live in and I’m just falling victim to the rat race and all that.
You Want to Know How I Got These Acne Scars?
This one, here on my forehead, this is where the battles began.
Let’s All Rave About Our Mediocre-Looking Friend!
Her skin is so absolutely gorgeous in a way that makes you forget that she’s so pale!
A #FuneralSelfie Launched My Modeling Career
First I spent the morning making myself look really, really good. You know, to cheer everybody up.
After 14 Years, I’m Finally Ready For This Jelly
Now all I have to do is figure out what the fuck that means.
How To Balance Doing Everything In this Goddamned House
Give a reasonable amount of time to each task to try to get your children to respond to the sound of your voice.
If Women Aren’t Funny, Then Why Did I Just Leave A Huge Poop On Ryan’s Desk?
Women ARE funny. Want proof? I just took a big ol’ dump on Ryan’s desk.
I Had to Diagnose Myself with Cancer When The Medical Establishment Wouldn’t Listen
I was all alone on my cancer journey, with no one to rely upon for thinking I had cancer but myself.
Maybe It’s Time For You To Date Someone You Don’t Like
Walk into the darkness and find a sad placeholder for light.
Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Great Ventriloquist
The time has come to give them the credit they deserved for so long.
Everybody Knows Ponytails Don’t Swing Like That Naturally, Jenny
These kind of movements are fun to do at home, in front of the mirror, but not bandied about in public.
Actually, I’m an Intersectional Men’s Rights Activist
Also, patriarchy is just like periods: a total myth.