How Long Can Cookie Dough Sit Out Before I Eat It Regardless Of Your Advice?
Sorry, can’t hear you; too busy already eating the cookie dough.
My Mom Ate My Leftover ‘Fuck Me Pasta’ and Now She Won’t Stop Humping the Furniture
I guess it’s just a really good recipe.
I’m Not Like Most Girls. I’m On the Supreme Court.
I don’t like talking about boys unless they’re violating someone’s civil rights!
My Husband Wants To See Other Women – Should I Let Him Out Of This Wicker Cage?
Should I release him?
I’m Waiting Until Marriage Because God Wants My Pussy Extra Tight
I trust that God has a plan for me and my ultra-tight snatch.
Why I Quit My Job To Live Off My Private Wealth
Dad said it was totally fine and that he’d free up some capital for me.
My Instagram Makes My Life Look Perfect. In Reality, It’s Just Really, Really Good
I don’t have everything. I merely have like, 90 percent of everything.
My Messy Buns Are Always Too Tidy
No matter how hard I try, all of my messy buns come out as perfect coifs.
I Didn’t Join This Restorative Reiki Beginners Workshop to Make Friends
This is Restorative Reiki for Beginners, not Restorative Reiki for New Friends Who Give a Shit.
If Donald Trump Becomes President, I Am Moving to Alaska
I won’t want to be an American anymore! That’s why I must go to Alaska.
I Fucked My Husband Every Day For a Year and Now We’re All Fucked Out
At least we got all the fucking out of the way at once. Now we’re all set!
I’m Not Really Into Craft Beer, I’m Just Here for the Dick
Let’s admit it: I’m just here for some cask-conditioned male attention!
I’m Not Ready For A Relationship, But I Am Ready To Caption Instagram Posts With ‘The Boy’
I’ve learned what really matters: the smug satisfaction of letting people know that I have a boyfriend.
My Boyfriend Started Wearing Sunglasses on the Back of His Head
He was now the guy who puts his sunglasses on the back of his head, and I was the girl who was dating him.
I’m Just A Laid-back Girl Who Wants to Meet Her Husband Immediately
I am one of the most low-maintenance girls you will ever meet but if I don’t meet my husband in the next six months I’m going to organize a small riot.