People Don’t Say It, But My Daughter and I Could Be Sisters You can tell me I’ve aged well; I won’t be offended!
2015 Will Be My Year, Starting in February Everyone knows the year really gets going in February, anyway.
In Case I Go Missing, Please Use This Cute Picture of Me on the Flyers So please. When I eventually get kidnapped, please use this picture.
The Cleaning Lady Threw Out My Plastic Bag and Now I Can’t Trust Anyone Sorry Estela, this bag’s not for you.
Is Everything Working Out Okay In This Dressing Room? The pants look phenomenal, but is everything working out okay for me?
I Thought It Was a Buffet When It Was Really a Sideboard If I didn’t know a buffet from a sideboard, what else didn’t I know?
How I Risked It All To Get The Job I Really Wanted At The Café Where My Ex Goes If you follow your dreams and jump without a parachute, sometimes the universe grants you a safe landing in the café where Tim goes.
Why I Took His Last Name, Even Though It’s ‘Porky’ Many of my more progressive friends have a hard time accepting me as Mrs. Porky.
How I Got Over My Social Anxiety By Doing Lots of Sex Social anxiety is like being the first one to wake up at a sleepover: awful. Living my whole life with...
I Have Curly Hair, So Yes I’m Crazy! I just can’t help it – my hair makes little round circles instead of straight lines!
We Get it Julie, Your Boyfriend Loves You We already knew your boyfriend loved you and as a result, we’re starting to hate you.
Why Me and My Pet Rats and Iguana are Leaving New York I just don’t think life should have to be this harsh for me and my pet rats and iguana.
Lifestyle Changes I, a Freelance Writer, Think Might Prevent Cancer Look for foreshadowing of ill iealth to come.
‘Pulling A Courtney’ and Other Ways to Use My Name as a Part of Speech Did you just find the perfect parking spot? You’re pulling a Court right there.
I Have A Moral Objection To The Term ‘Man Cave’ I thought marrying Greg was the best decision I ever made – until I heard what he calls the den.
No Offense, But I’d be a Better Mommy to Your Dog You put da wittle baby in the crate?! I’d kiss his widdle face and hold him all night long!
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