7 Acts of Resistance I Stopped Doing a Month Ago
I know it’s important for the world, but how am I supposed to keep this up for the next four years? Come on!
I’m Not Going To Text Him Until He Texts Me Or Until I Think About How Grandma Died Alone
I just have to figure it out. But then like, also…Grandma dying by herself was so sad. Fuck.
I Wasn’t Sure What I Was Supposed To Do With My Underwear During My Massage So I Put Them In My Mouth And I Swallowed Them
They tasted better than I thought, and I didn’t even have to chew!
I Protect My Skin On Beach Days By Keeping It In a Tote and Leaving It In The Shade
This way, my skin stays protected from both the sun and any wandering eyes.
My Boyfriend Ate Nothing But Pineapple For A Week And Now His Dick Is Covered In Bees
I’ve been stung on the roof of my mouth upwards of a dozen times, but that’s love…I guess?
Why I’m Still Saving Myself For Logan from ‘The Babysitters Club’
I want my first time to be with Logan, and I’m not going to accept any less.
Why Are Women So Afraid to Embrace the Label ‘Ambitious Shrew Who Needs to Get Fucked?’
Is that so wrong to accept? No, embrace it!
Why I’m Settling For a Man Who’s Not My High School Poster of Aragorn
He might not have the pure heart or excellent swordwork of Aragorn, son of Arathorn, but he loves me very much.
How I Politely Rejected His Advances by Turning Into A Laurel Tree
My womanhood was transformed into woman-wood and it TOTALLY worked!
I Thought I Was Going to Take It To Go But I Decided to Stay
I just never knew my feelings could change on a dime like that and honestly, it scared me.
There’s A Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don’t Help Me When I’m Trapped Down This Well, Again
Seriously, I keep tripping and falling into the same well and no woman has rescued me yet. Betrayal of the sisterhood much?
My Period Flowed So Hard Everyone Grabbed Surf Boards and Is Having Fun
I bet you’re thinking, ‘Wow, that must be a lot of period blood!’ And it was. It was a lot of period blood.
I Ended My Five-Year Relationship To Focus on Myself, and Brad, My Side Piece
It’s the first day of the rest of my life. It’s time to start finding myself. And Brad’s dick.
I Put Aside My Ambitions for My Husband Because I’m a 50s Housewife That Slipped Through a Wormhole into the Present
At this point, I’m just hoping Bill works late again tonight.
Please Don’t Blame My Irrational Behavior on My Period, Even Though It Did Just Start
My period doesn’t define me, and also fuck you!
I Started a Podcast Just So My Nerd Boyfriend Would Listen to Me
It’s like if I’m not sponsored by Blue Apron, he won’t listen to my inane thoughts about barbecue sauce!
I Don’t Need Makeup to Feel Like Men Should Fear Me
Seriously, I don’t need to be wearing makeup to be considered capable of destroying any man who crosses me.