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Why I Decided To Hyphenate My Kids’ First Names
But ask my kids if they’re happy, and they’ll say yes.
8 Words We Don’t Use In This House Until I’ve Had My Wine
My kids aren’t allowed to say bitch, but I am.
Please Stop Calling The Rabid Coyote In Your Backyard Your Child
It does a disservice to the rabid coyote to treat it like a human.
Childless Women: Are They Safe?
It’s a common misconception that women without children are just like other people.
I Just Don’t Get How to Make Sock Puppets
The ones I make have “scary teeth” according to my husband, who’s now distant.
Why My In-Home Birth Will Be at Pottery Barn Kids
Pottery Barn Kids offers me a sense of calm that cannot be found anywhere else.
Why My Children Are Cage-Free
Sometimes I worry about little Shane and Kendall when they go out on their “night walks”.
Ebola Isn’t Over, You Know
I just hope he isn’t one of those Dallas guys who has Ebola or God-knows-what