7 Sound Effects to Ease You Through a Messy Breakup
Let the soft sounds of others’ suffering put your weary head to sleep!
Taking Off Your Glasses and Other Ways To Be Your Best Self
We know what you’re thinking: “But I need my glasses to see.”
5 Lessons I Want My Daughter to Learn So She Knows What Pain Is
It’s my job to point her toward the future and whisper, “Look at all the horrible shit that’s coming your way.”
I Know What’s Best For The Health of My Family, And It’s Magical Thinking
Science is great. It’s just not right for me or my family.
How to Look Great Even When You Feel Great
You’re glad to have that inner glow, but miss looking as hot as you did when you were sad.
How to Make Your Nap Look Like Meditation
Trick coworkers into thinking your lazy ways are actually enlightened modes of reaching inner calm.
How To Comfort Your Friend Through Their Personal Crisis By Comparing It To Your Own
Make it about a subject you know everything about: You!
How to Manifest the Energy of the Divine Feminine in the Frozen Foods Aisle
The items in the Frozen Foods Aisle are permanent; the same way that Essence is permanent.
How To Maintain Your Self-Hatred After Hitting Your Goal Weight
Self-loathing comes in all shapes and sizes, so you have to decide what works for you.
How To Forgive Yourself For That Unforgivable Thing You Did
The past is the past! You deserve to forgive yourself for that despicable thing you did.
How To Talk To Your Daughter About Puberty, Sex, and Goblins
Your role as a parent is to help your child grow into a self-sufficient, healthy, non-goblin adult.
How to Give Yourself Permission to Give Yourself Permission
Where do you start when you feel guilty for letting yourself do anything?
Tips for Subtly Teaching Your Daughter to Marry Rich
If you want to pet the Queen’s corgis in 20 years, make sure your daughter chooses wisely.
How to Wear the Right Clothes for the Wrong Guy
Do you really think he’s not going to take over your identity?
Passive-Aggressive Inspirational Instagrams to Share
Let yours double as passive-aggressive messages to the people who’ve been letting you down.
How I Learned To Stop Hating My Body and Start Hating My Horrible Personality
I wasted so much energy relentlessly criticizing my body, when I could have turned it all inward.
Body Affirmations That Will Make Everyone Around You Feel Worse
Give an extra boost to your self-esteem by also making the other people around you feel lousy!