This Woman Woke From a Coma Unable to Speak but Can Suddenly Blow Dry Her Hair with a Round Brush
“She’s created sleek, polished locks, textured, beachy waves.”
Inspiring! This Woman Did So Many Squats She Grew a Second Butt
She uses a lot more toilet paper than she used to.
Aww! This Roommate Is So Considerate, She Makes Her Sex Noises Sound Like An AC Unit
It’s been complicated for Kelly’s sex life.
Wow, This Woman Prefers Cakey Brownies to Fudgy Ones, Even Though That’s Wrong!
“I expected her to follow up with an apology.”
Fierce! This Woman’s Thighs Chafed So Hard They Kindled a Fire
“This must be how cavewomen first discovered fire.”
Inspiring! This Woman Won’t Allow Pictures of Her Children on Social Media Because They’ll Get More Likes Than Her Selfies
“My kids are not going to have their likes handed to them.”
Cool! This Man Judges Women Who Wear Makeup and Also Women Who Don’t Wear Makeup
It’s incredible that he thinks what women do with their own faces is any of his concern whatsoever!
Cool! This Man Only Hears Words Hot Women Say
Wow, pretty amazing that this guy cannot hear or see women he doesn’t want to bang!
Aww! This Friend Only Reaches Out When You’re Doing Better Than Her
This rando biotch insists her reaching out isn’t weird and makes sense.
Wow! This White Woman Went to a Protest Without Posting a Selfie
Way to not make this about your social media clout!
Wow! This Woman Was a Childhood Double Dutch Champion But Can’t Jump Into This Conversation
She went on to insist that this conversation was utterly impenetrable.
Finally! This Woman Found a Man That Doesn’t Look Like Every Member of Her Family
The type of man she’d been attracted to hit just a little too close to home.
Overachiever Alert! This Woman Sent Two Emails Today
Way to go above and beyond by doing more than one thing today!
Wow! This Woman Got a Haircut and Didn’t Cry Until She Was out of the Salon!
We’re blown away by Grace’s emotional endurance!
Brave! This Woman Actually Thinks About Her Husband While Masturbating
The vows of marriage don’t apply to my imagination. But good for her, I guess?