Freaky! This Woman Gets Sick Every Time Her Friends Choose A Bar Too Far From Her House
We’re amazed at Fern’s ability to develop illnesses exactly at the time she feels like flaking on friends!
Wow! This Woman Wore So Much Funky Jewelry She Turned Into an Art Teacher
Wow! We can’t believe how Constance got a job from her fashion choices alone!
Wow! This Professor Tries to Connect With His Students By Sharing Every Detail of His Divorce
Wow – this professor’s vulnerability with people who are paying to listen to him is inspiring AF!
Wow! This Man Fell Off a Motorcycle Because He Wouldn’t Touch Another Man’s Hips
“I don’t even hug my dad in public.”
Flirt Alert! This Waitress is Being Kind Because Her Livelihood Depends on It
Oh my god, Alicia – stop flirting!
Hero! This Man Nodded When His Girlfriend Said ‘Men Are Horrible’
A huge thank you to Jeff for being the ally we’ve been waiting for!
Wow! This Woman’s BV Persisted Long Enough to Claim Squatter’s Rights
“I just want it gone for good because it smells and refuses to go away.”
SpoOoOOoOoky! This Ghost Just Gives Limp Handshakes
Ahh! We’re scared just thinking about his clammy, feeble, handshake!
Inspiring! This Woman Saved $250K Just By Switching To Dollar Oysters
“I’m stronger than I ever knew I was.”
Creative! This Man Invented an Impossible Hypothetical Situation to Make a Racist Point
Keep up the incredibly bad work, Kevin!
She Gets It! This Woman Won’t Stop Calling It a ‘Girl Crush’
“I get girl crushes literally twice a month.”
Wow! This Woman Turned from ‘Beautiful’ to ‘Fat Bitch’ Simply by Rejecting a Man
We’re astounded by this woman’s incredible transformation in the eyes of this random guy!
Yes, Bitch! This Woman Will Just FaceTime Anywhere
“I don’t know why she wouldn’t just call me, but it was definitely brave.”
Here’s a Slideshow of Hawaii’s Senator Mazie Hirono To Give You a Little Joy in this Otherwise Harsh World
Enjoy these photos of Mazie Hirono because the world is much too hard right now.
Aw! This Teen Didn’t Know What a Computer Room Was
Aw! So cute that she’s never had to experience sharing a single desktop with her entire family!
Uh-Oh! Andrea Just Posted Some ‘Middle Of The Night’ Thoughts
“It’s sort of like watching a car crash, there’s nothing you can do about it because it’s all happening so fast.”
5 Inspiring Female Politicians You’d be Lying If You Said You Didn’t Want to Fuck
Hopefully these badass women will be running the world before we know it.
Wow! This Woman Got Struck By Lightning And Was Suddenly Positive She’d Turned Her Flat Iron Off
Wow! We’re simply amazed at Stephanie’s rare and covetable new ability!