7 Signs You’re Doing Worse Than You Think You Are
You forgot that you’re in debt, on the brink of getting fired, and could die at any moment.
6 Maya Angelou Quotes To Throw Down In An Argument
A truth-bomb from Dr. Angelou is the nuclear option in any disagreement.
How To Forgive Yourself For That Unforgivable Thing You Did
The past is the past! You deserve to forgive yourself for that despicable thing you did.
7 Sound Effects to Ease You Through a Messy Breakup
Let the soft sounds of others’ suffering put your weary head to sleep!
Taking Off Your Glasses and Other Ways To Be Your Best Self
We know what you’re thinking: “But I need my glasses to see.”
5 Lessons I Want My Daughter to Learn So She Knows What Pain Is
It’s my job to point her toward the future and whisper, “Look at all the horrible shit that’s coming your way.”
I Know What’s Best For The Health of My Family, And It’s Magical Thinking
Science is great. It’s just not right for me or my family.
How to Look Great Even When You Feel Great
You’re glad to have that inner glow, but miss looking as hot as you did when you were sad.
How to Make Your Nap Look Like Meditation
Trick coworkers into thinking your lazy ways are actually enlightened modes of reaching inner calm.
Be The Change You Think He Wants to See in The World
If you want to hook up with a hot do-gooder, you’ll need to get selfless, fast.
How To Comfort Your Friend Through Their Personal Crisis By Comparing It To Your Own
Make it about a subject you know everything about: You!
How to Manifest the Energy of the Divine Feminine in the Frozen Foods Aisle
The items in the Frozen Foods Aisle are permanent; the same way that Essence is permanent.
How To Maintain Your Self-Hatred After Hitting Your Goal Weight
Self-loathing comes in all shapes and sizes, so you have to decide what works for you.
How To Talk To Your Daughter About Puberty, Sex, and Goblins
Your role as a parent is to help your child grow into a self-sufficient, healthy, non-goblin adult.
How to Give Yourself Permission to Give Yourself Permission
Where do you start when you feel guilty for letting yourself do anything?
Tips for Subtly Teaching Your Daughter to Marry Rich
If you want to pet the Queen’s corgis in 20 years, make sure your daughter chooses wisely.
How to Wear the Right Clothes for the Wrong Guy
Do you really think he’s not going to take over your identity?