This Woman Isn’t Financially or Emotionally Ready to Own a Dog, but She’s Not Gonna Let That Stop Her
This seems like the perfect time to take on this responsibility!
Wow! Date Finds Almost 30 Ways To Use The Word ‘Academia’
“The funny thing is, you can find academia in everything.”
Wow! Morgan Keeps Her Lanyards From Every Corporate Conference
Morgan loves the passion and excitement of a corporate conference and that’s totally fine!
Uh-Oh! Small Talk With Co-Worker Apparently Lasting All The Way To Parking Garage
“We were out of topics,” Laura tells us. “He seemed just as distressed as I was.”
These Women Are So Amazing You’ll Have To Up Your Anxiety Meds
Hopefully, one day you’ll get off your ass and do the same, but until then you have Klonopin, baby!
This Superhero’s Design Team Made Her An Indestructible Suit But Couldn’t Design A Scrunchie To Hold Her Hair Back
Talk about a design challenge!
Wow! Bitch Cat Keeps Kneading At This Woman’s Rolls
“She could knead anything with her dumb little paws, but she just happens to choose my problem areas.”
Wow! This Woman Drinks 8 Glasses of Water a Day, But Pees Out 30
“I miss drinking my morning chai latte, but at this point, I can’t imagine consuming one more fluid.”
Uh-Oh! Woman Cites Her Crappy Relationship as the Reason Her Friend Shouldn’t Lose Hope
“If a good relationship means meal planning and having weekly sex dates, I’d rather be alone forever.”
Relationship Goals! This Couple Realized They Don’t Have To Attend Every Event Together
Yasss king-less queen, way to be in a room without him for the first time since 2017!
Aw! This Dog is Never Happier Than When Its Owner is Experiencing a Depressive Episode
For a snuggly apartment dog, it doesn’t get much better than a major depressive episode!
Aw! This Mom Moved Into A Local Airport Just In Case Her Daughter Ever Needs Her
“Or even if she just needs to figure out how to move a couch or something. She’s not great at that kind of thing.”
Get It, Bitch! This Woman Got In The Shower
“I was finally like, you know what, it’s time to go after the things you want.”
Wow! This Woman Spotted A Guitar At Her Date’s Apartment And Didn’t Ask If He Plays
Bravo, Katie! And thank you.
Inspiring! This Woman Doesn’t Need A Therapist Because She Has A Classroom Of Eight-Year-Old Students She Can Vent To
Talk about a money-saving life hack!
Wow! This Black Woman Has Had Bad Experiences With White People But Never Roamed Streets Looking for One to Murder
We are incredibly impressed at LeAndra’s restraint from plotting an arbitrary racial homicide!
Aww! This Woman Used AI to Give Her Vibrator a Personality and Now They’re Engaged
The luxury dual-motor vibrator asked for her hand in marriage this week!