How to Make Your Nap Look Like Meditation
Trick coworkers into thinking your lazy ways are actually enlightened modes of reaching inner calm.
How To Maintain Your Self-Hatred After Hitting Your Goal Weight
Self-loathing comes in all shapes and sizes, so you have to decide what works for you.
How To Talk To Your Daughter About Puberty, Sex, and Goblins
Your role as a parent is to help your child grow into a self-sufficient, healthy, non-goblin adult.
How to Give Yourself Permission to Give Yourself Permission
Where do you start when you feel guilty for letting yourself do anything?
Tips for Subtly Teaching Your Daughter to Marry Rich
If you want to pet the Queen’s corgis in 20 years, make sure your daughter chooses wisely.
How to Wear the Right Clothes for the Wrong Guy
Do you really think he’s not going to take over your identity?
Passive-Aggressive Inspirational Instagrams to Share
Let yours double as passive-aggressive messages to the people who’ve been letting you down.
How I Learned To Stop Hating My Body and Start Hating My Horrible Personality
I wasted so much energy relentlessly criticizing my body, when I could have turned it all inward.
Body Affirmations That Will Make Everyone Around You Feel Worse
Give an extra boost to your self-esteem by also making the other people around you feel lousy!
Inspirational Pinterest Quotes to Avoid Finally Going to Therapy
Even the strongest woman needs a little inspiration to stave off going to a legitimate, licensed therapist.
How to Manifest the Energy of the Divine Feminine in the Frozen Foods Aisle
The items in the Frozen Foods Aisle are permanent; the same way that Essence is permanent.
5 Ways to Fight the Patriarchy Without Coming on Too Strong
Demand your rights in a totally fun and approachable way!
Build Confidence This Halloween by Dressing as a ‘Sexy You’
Your confidence should increase enough to finally sign up for those Zumba classes down at the Y.
How To Make Sure Someone Is Watching When You Dance Like Nobody’s Watching
You’ll look like a free-spirit who doesn’t care if there’s someone who cares that you don’t care if they care or not!
Here’s Some Generic, Unsolicited Advice from Your Friend’s Mom
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it is that you have to take the road less traveled!
How to Show Your Confidence for the Job You Know You Won’t Get
If you really hone these skills, you might just feel bold enough to ask if she needs a nanny.
Simple Ways to Tell Your Daughter She’s Simple-Minded
It is your duty as a parent to tell your daughter the truth before she starts thinking too much about too many things.