How Old Is Your Inner Child’s Spirit Animal?
Get to know the animal that lives inside the child that lives inside your soul.
6 Obstacles Keeping You From Overcoming Your Biggest Obstacles
Whenever there is an obstacle, there are new, bigger obstacles getting in the way of those obstacles.
Never, Ever Give Up, Except Sometimes
If you can dream it, you can do it! — unless it’s just too much.
Boost Your Self-Esteem In Ways That Aren’t So Fucking Cliché
Boost your crappy sense of self without being so dumb about it.
Be The Change You Think He Wants to See in The World
If you want to hook up with a hot do-gooder, you’ll need to get selfless, fast.
7 Signs You’re Doing Worse Than You Think You Are
You forgot that you’re in debt, on the brink of getting fired, and could die at any moment.
6 Maya Angelou Quotes To Throw Down In An Argument
A truth-bomb from Dr. Angelou is the nuclear option in any disagreement.
How To Forgive Yourself For That Unforgivable Thing You Did
The past is the past! You deserve to forgive yourself for that despicable thing you did.
7 Sound Effects to Ease You Through a Messy Breakup
Let the soft sounds of others’ suffering put your weary head to sleep!
Taking Off Your Glasses and Other Ways To Be Your Best Self
We know what you’re thinking: “But I need my glasses to see.”
Visualize Your Way to Better Visualizations
You might not be on your way to a more exciting life, but at least you’re on your way to visualizing one!
5 Lessons I Want My Daughter to Learn So She Knows What Pain Is
It’s my job to point her toward the future and whisper, “Look at all the horrible shit that’s coming your way.”
I Know What’s Best For The Health of My Family, And It’s Magical Thinking
Science is great. It’s just not right for me or my family.
How to Look Great Even When You Feel Great
You’re glad to have that inner glow, but miss looking as hot as you did when you were sad.
How to Make Your Nap Look Like Meditation
Trick coworkers into thinking your lazy ways are actually enlightened modes of reaching inner calm.
How To Comfort Your Friend Through Their Personal Crisis By Comparing It To Your Own
Make it about a subject you know everything about: You!
How to Manifest the Energy of the Divine Feminine in the Frozen Foods Aisle
The items in the Frozen Foods Aisle are permanent; the same way that Essence is permanent.