How to Convince the Girl You Babysit You Don’t Have a Boyfriend in the Cool Way “Living with four roommates instead of a boyfriend is just like having a slumber party every night!”
How to Change Your Mind About Something Without Anyone Finding Out You Changed Your Mind About Something No one has to know you thought that guy on Hinge was hot.
How to Travel Even Though You’re Gonna Feel a Bit Sick the Whole Time Between your unsettled stomach, inexplicably dry skin, and jetlag headache, you won’t feel good!
How to Cook the Moistest, Juiciest, Wettest, Dirtiest, Cum-Slut of a Turkey This Thanksgiving Ensure your bird is as dripping wet and lubricated as possible.
How to Make Sure Anthropologists Can Tell You Were Hot From Your Skeletal Remains You might be dead, but at least you’ll still look sickening when you’re six feet under.
How to Build Community While Still Listening to Make Sure Your Neighbors Aren’t in the Hallway Before Leaving Your Apartment It’s community from a distance.
How to Explain What’s Going on With Twitter Right Now to Someone Who Does Not Want to Know You are a bard, a messenger, a cultural translator and critic — all volunteer-based, but still!
How to Sell Your Old Clothes as if You’re Ever Going to Do That Still nice to know that this is an option, though!
4 Vegan Holiday Recipes to Make Your Family Never, Ever Ask You to Cook Something Again At least your one cousin who went to Berkeley will thank you!
How to Explain Your Stoned Appearance by Telling People You Got Cum in Your Eyes Ditch the Visine and just start telling everyone your eyes are irritated by ball juice!
How to Show Your Friends a Picture of the Guy You’re Seeing Without Giving a Detailed Explanation of Why He’s Hot You find him attractive – and that’s what’s important!
How to Stop Watching TV in Bed So Your Body Knows It’s Just for Eating Just make sure that the only thing you’re using your bed for is eating and leaving crumbs everywhere.
5 Podcasts to Listen to When Walking Down the Aisle You’re gonna need something to keep you entertained as you walk toward a life together with your betrothed.
4 Signs of an Extremely Intelligent Person That Weirdly All Apply to You? Trust that all intelligent people exhibit these signs – and, also, weirdly, you do too!
How to Practice Positive Self-Affirmations Without Catcalling Yourself Even if you’re not saying it out loud, that ass is unreal.
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