4 Terms of Endearment That Are Disgusting Unless an Italian Guy Is Saying Them
Get an Italian calling you sugartits and suddenly you’re floating on a Venetian gondola.
How To Make Sure Your Ex’s Therapist Knows Your Side of the Breakup
Book a free 15-minute intake call with the therapist.
How to Hint That the Lack of Conversational Chemistry With This Acquaintance Isn’t Your Fault
Talk about an amazing conversation you had in the past.
How to Check How Your Non-Binary Friends Are Coping With Not Being Able to Dress Like an 18th Century Pirate Every Day
Say, ‘Avest ye, cacklefruit, how are ye? No, matey, how are ye really?’
QUIZ: Are You Overthinking or Are You the Most Perceptive Person Alive?
Are you actually the most perceptive person ever to have walked the planet?
4 Panic Attack Symptoms That Could Also Signal Something Far Worse
There’s virtually no symptom a panic attack and a heart attack don’t share. Isn’t that fucked?
How to Pass Off Your IBS Bathroom Trips as a Cool Coke Habit
Try out a way-too-firm handshake, or maybe an uncontrollably loud laugh.
How to Convince Yourself That Drinking Poison Surrounded by Mildly Threatening Strangers is a Good Time
How to Say, ‘Like I Said Earlier’ Without Sounding Like A Raging Bitch
The more time and energy you spend couching your comment in gentle terms the better.
Mental Healthcare Remembered as Another Silly Quarantine Project
“But now I can go to bars again, so, obviously, that’s all over.”
How to Refocus Conversations With Your Boss Back to the #FreeBritney Movement
This is your time for catharsis.
How to Tell if Your Cat Is Inheriting Your Generational Trauma
She won’t let your white friend pet her.
Elaborate Lies to Get Out of Something You Could Have Said No to Without an Explanation
“I have an audition for Teen Jeopardy”
QUIZ: Are You Annoyed at Your Friends Because You’ve Grown or Are You a Cranky Bitch?
Take this quiz to see if you have grown or if you should get some sleep.
How to Support Saving the Bees Even Though They Were Responsible for the Death of Your Childhood Best Friend
It can be tricky balancing your personal beef with bees and your desire to be viewed as a good person.
4 Ways to Berate Siri Without Being Anti-Feminist
Use these tips to berate Siri in a way that promotes the liberation of marginalized genders!