How to Journal Without Trying to Convince Your Journal That You’re Cool Convince your journal that you were cool once, but it got tiring, and now you’re laying low.
How to Combat the Anxiety of Re-Entering Society by Wearing a Thundershirt Under All of Your Clothes You can also reuse this in the future to get out of jury duty!
QUIZ: Are You Nervous About Going Back to Normal or Are You a 300-Year-Old Sorceress Whose Youth Spell Lifts at Dawn? Take this quiz to find out!
How to Tell Your Mom You Use Weed for Cramps and Also for Watching ‘Cutthroat Kitchen’ at 3 a.m. You just wouldn’t be able to get through them without it.
Historical Firsts for Women That’ll Make You Say, ‘Wait, That Hadn’t Happened Yet?’ Happy woman month!
QUIZ: Do You Dream of Being a Mermaid Or Are You Just Tired of Pants? Sometimes, our legs feel bothersome and restless, like a vestigial organ.
How to Read a Book Without Constantly Thinking, ‘OMG I’m Doing It I’m Reading A Book’ You’re actually just like sitting down and reading, it’s crazy!
How to Pursue Motherhood Without Giving Your Mother the Satisfaction If all else fails – hide your baby from her until she apologizes for the past ten years of harassment.
How to Argue for Permanent Work-from-Home Without Mentioning Masturbation Remember: the first step toward taking care of yourself is taking care of yourself.
QUIZ: Is It Saturn’s Return or Did You Just Get Kicked Off Your Parents’ Health Insurance? We don’t have any good advice – we’re just here to affirm the reason for your suffering!
4 Ways to Be As Confident As Someone’s White Aunt on Facebook Upload your pics and write on people’s walls like it’s 2010! Your fans are waiting.
4 Puppies to be Jealous of Because They Have Their Shots Already This situation seems totally right and fair.
QUIZ: Should You Read This Book or Another Celebrity Relationship Timeline? Should you take the plunge on that page-turner or dive into that 50-slide slideshow?
Is This Feminist? 5 Pics of Marie Curie Where She Might Be Doing Kegels This is either wildly feminist or so anti-feminist that it comes back around to being feminist.
4 Yoga Poses to Distract You from the Fact that Your Enemies Might Still Lead Fulfilling Lives Okay. Focus. You’re not in high school anymore!
How to Be as Vulnerable as These Open-Faced Sandwiches Don’t hide what makes you special; this sandwich certainly isn’t.
QUIZ: Do You Want to Go to Therapy, Or Do You Just Want to Hear Someone Tell You You’re Doing Good? Do you want a woman with kind eyes and a quirky broach to warmly and say, “I’m proud of you”?
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