How to Fit in With Other Queer People When You Have No Clue What a Birth Chart Is They’ll never suspect a thing, unless you start acting like a real Virgo.
How to Avoid Buyer’s Remorse by Never Accumulating Enough Money to Buy Anything You won’t have the funds to fall victim to your impulses!
How to Treat Your Friend the Same After Finding Out They’re Not Medicated They’re still the same person.
How to Lucid Dream Even Though You’ll Still Just Act Normal the Whole Time You’ll be dreaming of commuting to your job in no time.
5 Educational Podcasts That Will Teach You That You’re a Visual Learner If only this were a movie instead.
5 Things to Do on Your Laptop That Will Impress the Person Behind You on the Airplane Make a list of all your friends, including some celebrities.
How to Survive the Holidays When Santa Has a Bounty on Your Head Maybe next year you’ll be on the nice list!
How to Achieve Work-Life Balance by Responding to Neither Personal nor Work Emails Take your time and respond when it’s right for you. Or never at all.
5 Younger Cousins That Make More Money Than You Do And they probably always will for the rest of your respective lives.
How to Free Yourself of Social Anxiety by Replacing It With the Anxiety of Urgently Having to Shit You’ll have literal shit in your pants.
How to Exfoliate Your Feet but Not So Much You Go Sliding Across the Floor You might as well just throw a banana peel on the floor.