How to Transition from Being Happy Today is Almost Over to Sad Because Tomorrow Will Soon Begin
How to Clean Your Room Even Though Nobody is Coming Over for Sex
Swiffering under your bed to D’Angelo is almost like coming with a partner, except that it isn’t at all.
QUIZ: Is Your Manor Haunted or Did You Take Too Many Edibles in Your Apartment Again?
Honestly, it’s impressive you haven’t died yet.
4 Heavy Cocktails to Help You Grapple With the Fact That You Are Sexually Attracted to Ms. Frizzle
She still knows exactly what she’s doing.
How to Watch a Little Movie and Have a Little Opinion on It That You Text to Your Little Friends
Okay, now you are watching your little made-up story!
How to Answer, ‘Where Are You REALLY From?’ When You’re From the Lost Island of Atlantis
Most of these rude people just want to know why your skin isn’t white.
QUIZ: Are You a Busy Phillips or an Idle Phillips?
Keeping busy is important, both figuratively and literally
67 Real Estate Agents That Are Somehow Not the Same Woman Over and Over Again
We don’t really understand it either.
3 Intense Workouts That Still Aren’t As Hard As Taking A Sports Bra Off
But be gentle – that thing cost you $50.
How to Answer ‘How Are You Doing?’ When the Most Exciting Thing That Happened in the Last 60 Days Was When You Made Cauliflower Really Good
Either way, that cauliflower really was dank as hell.
4 Halloween Costumes for Single People in Quarantine That are All Donald Fagen, the Sole Remaining Member of Steely Dan
We are so lonely and know so much about Donald Fagen.
QUIZ: Are You Basic Or Is Everyone Basic But Thinks They Have to be ‘Different’ Due to Our Individualistic Society?
You think you’re not basic, but you are!
QUIZ: Did You Eat Beets 6 Hours Ago, or Has Your Body Chosen a New Pope?
Keep praying for the best possible outcome!