‘Cooking Is an Art, Baking Is a Science,’ Says Woman Spreading Funfetti Frosting on Her Funfetti Cake
How to Make Your Clothes Fit Like They Fit Skater Boys by Transitioning One of the pitfalls of dressing masculinely as a woman is that unfortunately, clothes often do not fall on the...
QUIZ: Should You Confront Them or Play the Confrontation Out in Your Head, Resolve It, and Pretend That’s Closure? What if they get mad at you? Or worse, disagree?
How to Enjoy a Late Summer Breeze Without Panicking That It’s Over, It’s All Over OH GOD, THERE’S NO TIME!
How to Enjoy the Company of a Charming Man Without Thinking About How He Could Successfully Create and Lead a Cult Try and fail to steel yourself against his wiles.
How to Recommend a Book Without Making It Obvious You’ve Just Read the One Book You liked it and would recommend it because you have absolutely no frame of reference for whether it is technically “good.”
Interesting! Man Only Answering the Easy Jeopardy Questions Out Loud Where does his confidence go when it comes to the $1000 questions?
How to Make New Lifelong Friends Now That’s It’s Wedding Season Just in time to enjoy a free dinner, open bar, and delicious slice of cake.
QUIZ: Should You Honor the History of This Mid-Century French-Style House or Gut That Shit and Make It Gray? What is renovation about, in your mind?
QUIZ: Is This Cat an Asshole or Do You Just Hate an Animal With Boundaries? Did the cat, perhaps, give any warning signs that it might not like this behavior?
‘Comparison Is the Thief of Joy,’ Says Woman Who Apparently Has Never Compared Herself to a Huge Loser “Okay, wow, yeah, that was actually amazing.”
QUIZ: Should You Explore the Wonders of the Internet With Its Many Academic Offerings or Watch Your Own Story Again? “I just pick such great pictures and text.”
Woman Keeping Those in Case Dirty, Beat Up, Torn Apart Shoes Come Back in Style “Who’s to say shitty disgusting sneakers that you wore to your 11th grade prom won’t come back?”
4 Expensive Smoothing Serums That Will Give Your Pillowcase a Taut, Even Glow Tired of your serum staying on your face until the morning? Well, look no further!
QUIZ: Will Calling Your Mom Make You Feel Better or Make Everything 1000% Worse? It’s kind of a toss-up which version of her you’ll get over the phone at any given time.
QUIZ: Should You Put a Down Payment on a House or Buy This Throw Pillow? What are your long-term financial goals?
Matcha Latte Perfect Way for Woman to Experience Caffeine and Moral Superiority at Same Time “Matcha has a lot of antioxidants. Antidepressants? Anti-inflammatories.”
Can’t Afford a Vacation? Here Are 5 Fights You Can Start With Your Loved Ones at Home Sure, you may still be at home, but accusing a loved one of stealing your clothes can happen just about anywhere!