QUIZ: Is Your A/C Unit Dripping Because You Installed It Wrong Or Is It Just Horny as Fuck?
Your A/C unit might also just be a huge horny slut.
QUIZ: Do You Really Like to Rollerskate or Are You Just a Bored Bisexual?
If I don’t find something to do in the next two hours, I will pass away, bisexually.
QUIZ: Are Your Parents Divorced, or Should They Be?
We really don’t know who they’re doing this for.
‘I Should Start Meditating,’ Says Woman Who Just Needs to Get Her Back Blown Out
Smoking a ton of weed will also work.
How to Say ‘The Bathroom Smelled Like That Before I Went In’ With Your Eyes
Look pissed off while shaking your head.
How to Say You Have Anxiety Without Sounding Like You Diagnosed Yourself With a TikTok
Phew – that was a close one!
QUIZ: What Will It Take for This Country to Have a Revolution?
What’s an acceptable death according to the U.S. government?
5 Cute Wedding Ideas That Say ‘My Parents Will Give Me $50k if I Ask Nicely’
Ride away in a restored 1897 carriage.
5 Cocktails That Will Get Your Baby Through the Formula Shortage
Here’s something for all that stress your baby is going through!
How to Ditch the Small Talk and Make All Your Conversations Intimate and Weird
Share things you have never shared with anyone.
QUIZ: Are You ‘Chaotic’ or Just a Bad Person?
How many times have you thrown a glass at someone or something?
How to Leave Someone a Voicemail Without Imagining Them Listening to It After You’re Dead
There’s a slim chance of anyone actually listening to this voicemail though.
5 Chic Housewarming Gifts for When You Get Added to a Close Friends Story
Show them how much you appreciate their hospitality.
QUIZ: Were Traditional Gender Roles Good or Was It Good When a Single Salary Could Provide for a Family of Four?
Here’s to trad life!
QUIZ: Will Journaling Make You Feel Better or Bring You to the Darkest Place You’ve Ever Been?
“I was not long for this world, nor were those who made it come alive.”