How to Recommend Bo Burnham’s Comedy Special Without Explaining Your Mental Illness in Excruciating Detail
Call it performance art.
3 Signs From Childhood That You Were Trans If You Need More Validation Than Just Knowing You’re Trans Now
YOUR TRANS ASS IS STILL TRANS RIGHT NOW REGARDLESS.
How to Be Happy About a Negative STI Test Without Perpetuating the Stigma
Act Chill on the Phone With the Doctor.
QUIZ: Will This Iced Coffee Give You Anxiety, Diarrhea, or a Will to Live?
Will it be heart palpitations, an hour on the toilet, or enough motivation to wash your hair?
The Best Gifts to Give to Your Dad This Father’s Day Even Though He’s Super Dead
Take your pick and pay your respects!
How to Combat Phone Addiction When You Don’t Really Want To
This will make you a better person because it’s like olden times and that’s when people were good (?).
4 Self-Calming Techniques for When You’re in Public and Can’t Grab Your Own Tit
Maybe pretend you’re adjusting your bra and get one quick squeeze?
How to Meditate When You Could Be on Wikipedia Learning Literally Everything About the History of Cranes
Feeling grounded yet?
How to Trim Your Pubes for the Gynecologist so It Doesn’t Look Like You Trimmed Your Pubes for the Gynecologist
Because of course.
How to Love Yourself, Even the Part of You That Enjoys Musical Theatre
Despite what your heart, soul, and society may tell you, this does not make you undeserving of love.
QUIZ: Have You Unlearned Your Internalized Misogyny or Do You Still Do That Dainty Sneeze?
Everyone knows that you’re not a true feminist if you sneeze like a little cartoon mouse!
How to Give Your Best Friend Advice on Their Hinge Profile When You’ve Been Secretly Pining for Them Since 2012
This is the teen movie you’ve chosen to live in, and now you’re stuck with it!
New Trans Bathroom Law — Actually, Wait. I Love You. I’m Sorry the World is Horrible. Please Take a Break And Enjoy These Photos of Baby Bats Wrapped Up Like Burritos
We wish we could swaddle you like a baby bat.
Here’s How the Taika Waititi/Rita Ora/Tessa Thompson Threesome Could Signify the Second Coming of Christ
We need some kind of divine explanation.
Signs Your Friend Who Claims to Hate Drama is Actually Supporting an Apartheid State That’s Killing the Civilians of its Occupied Territories
It seems like this person isn’t your friend at all and you should feel no loyalty or need to defend him, even if, let’s say, you voted him into office.
Here’s Why We Think The CDC Just Got A Little Drunk at A Barbecue and Let Everyone Take Their Masks Off
We still love you, CDC! Drink some water today!
Macrame Plant Hangers That Offer Your Plants a Fancier Place to Die
At least the hanger is fancy as hell though!
Tips for Remembering Not to Pee in the Shower When There’s Someone Else in There
Remember that you can never go back in time once you’ve done it.