We Asked Our Former History Teachers Why They Didn’t Teach Us Black History but They Were Too Busy Also Coaching Football
How to Recommend Bo Burnham’s Comedy Special Without Explaining Your Mental Illness in Excruciating Detail Call it performance art.
3 Signs From Childhood That You Were Trans If You Need More Validation Than Just Knowing You’re Trans Now YOUR TRANS ASS IS STILL TRANS RIGHT NOW REGARDLESS.
How to Be Happy About a Negative STI Test Without Perpetuating the Stigma Act Chill on the Phone With the Doctor.
QUIZ: Will This Iced Coffee Give You Anxiety, Diarrhea, or a Will to Live? Will it be heart palpitations, an hour on the toilet, or enough motivation to wash your hair?
The Best Gifts to Give to Your Dad This Father’s Day Even Though He’s Super Dead Take your pick and pay your respects!
How to Combat Phone Addiction When You Don’t Really Want To This will make you a better person because it’s like olden times and that’s when people were good (?).
4 Self-Calming Techniques for When You’re in Public and Can’t Grab Your Own Tit Maybe pretend you’re adjusting your bra and get one quick squeeze?
How to Meditate When You Could Be on Wikipedia Learning Literally Everything About the History of Cranes Feeling grounded yet?
How to Trim Your Pubes for the Gynecologist so It Doesn’t Look Like You Trimmed Your Pubes for the Gynecologist Because of course.
How to Love Yourself, Even the Part of You That Enjoys Musical Theatre Despite what your heart, soul, and society may tell you, this does not make you undeserving of love.
QUIZ: Have You Unlearned Your Internalized Misogyny or Do You Still Do That Dainty Sneeze? Everyone knows that you’re not a true feminist if you sneeze like a little cartoon mouse!
How to Give Your Best Friend Advice on Their Hinge Profile When You’ve Been Secretly Pining for Them Since 2012 This is the teen movie you’ve chosen to live in, and now you’re stuck with it!
New Trans Bathroom Law — Actually, Wait. I Love You. I’m Sorry the World is Horrible. Please Take a Break And Enjoy These Photos of Baby Bats Wrapped Up Like Burritos We wish we could swaddle you like a baby bat.
Here’s How the Taika Waititi/Rita Ora/Tessa Thompson Threesome Could Signify the Second Coming of Christ We need some kind of divine explanation.
Signs Your Friend Who Claims to Hate Drama is Actually Supporting an Apartheid State That’s Killing the Civilians of its Occupied Territories It seems like this person isn’t your friend at all and you should feel no loyalty or need to defend him, even if, let’s say, you voted him into office.
Here’s Why We Think The CDC Just Got A Little Drunk at A Barbecue and Let Everyone Take Their Masks Off We still love you, CDC! Drink some water today!
Macrame Plant Hangers That Offer Your Plants a Fancier Place to Die At least the hanger is fancy as hell though!
Tips for Remembering Not to Pee in the Shower When There’s Someone Else in There Remember that you can never go back in time once you’ve done it.
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