How to Cope When You’re Quarantined From the Rest of Your Barbershop Quartet
Ignore your wife’s comments.
QUIZ: Is the Laughing Cow on the Laughing Cow Cheese Packaging Laughing at You?
Does the look in her eyes indicate malice?
How to Keep Judging Men For Punching Holes in Walls Even Though You Kind of Get It
You almost feel bad. But still, ha! Punching walls. Crazy, right?
Sad! These Dinners Are Obsessed With Being in One Pan
Here’s hoping these single-pan dishes get over being in one pan soon, because we certainly are.
5 Kittens That Didn’t Pull Their Fucking Weight in My PowerPoint About Why My Dad Should Get a Kitten
Thanks for nothing!!
3 Holiday Gift Ideas Now That You Have the Mental Capacity to Think About Such Things
Isn’t it great thinking about this and not how you might escape the country if the civil war begins?
4 Elaborate Scratching Posts to Get Your Cat to Stop Posting QAnon Theories
Lock him in a room with this if he brings up the Rothschilds ever again.
How to Deal With a Roommate Who Won’t Respect Your Personal Boundaries and Also is Your Mom
Address the issue of significant others.
How To Break The News To Hozier That You Can’t Take Him To Church Because of COVID
Some men just really love church!
Tips to Make Your Mom Think You’re Miserable Spending Thanksgiving Alone
Your father will have to hold back your mom from airlifting you to the nearest aunt!
5 Rotting Pumpkins That Will Make You Say ‘Same’
Did someone try to fully slice you up and leave you out in the cold?
4 Ways to Punish Yourself for Not Committing to Your Self-Care Routine
If you can’t take the self-care heat, get out of the self-care kitchen!!
QUIZ: Is This Man You’re Scared of Trusting an Ex or Nate Silver?
Do you feel like you can trust him?
The 5 Most Problematic Sea Shanties We Heard the Old Sea Captain Sing On Our Company’s Annual Whale-Watching Trip
All’s whale that ends whale!
How to Remember That Idea You Forgot to Write Down You Stupid, Stupid Idiot – You Moron, You Certified Dingbat, You Piece of Shit
Hopefully next time you won’t be such a piece of garbage!