How to Be Less of a Pushover and More Like Those Men Who Throw Fish at Fish Markets Be loud, brash, and unapologetic.
How to Decide What to Eat When No One Is Sending You a Little Parachute Basket, Hunger Games Style Choice is the enemy of happiness — a reality Katniss never had to deal with in The Arena.
How to Self-Induce a Coma That Will Last Until Season 4 of ‘Succession’ Comes Out You’re gonna have a reason to live again as soon as you wake up!
How to Stop Zillow Scrolling and Start Breaking Into Luxury Homes If anyone asks, say you’re “just looking”.
How to Understand That Pessimism Is a Tool of White Supremacy While Still Being a Mopey Bitch You don’t want to hold back the movement, but what if you’re also a mopey bitch by nature?
How to Love Yourself Even Though You Don’t Know How You’re Supposed to Feel at Art Museums Maybe you’re more verbal!
4 Believably Cheerful Ways to Ask When Your Roommate Is Coming Home This traumatizing occurrence is less painful when you can prepare yourself emotionally.
How to Practice Self-Care When Your Country Doesn’t Care About You Just think of it as a little break from the fascist nightmare that this country has always been.
How to Make The Most of Your Summer Even Though You’ll Never Be Them Bubba Gump Shrimp is doing 20% off Margaritas from 4 to 6 – so, that’s something!
How to Put Your Grocery Cart Back Without Wondering if Anyone Saw and Thinks You’re a Good Person You’re putting a grocery cart back, not curing cancer.
‘I Sold All My Belongings and Backpacked Across the World,’ Says Liar Who Didn’t Sell Her Backpack Likely story, girlie.
How to Slow Down and Enjoy Life Even Though You Just Stole a Tootsie Pop From 7-Eleven and Feel Like They Know Focus on the little things that bring you joy, like saving $0.39.
How to Feel Better About Doing Nothing by Calling It an Executive Order Just remember it’s all about perspective.
How to Dress Like a Skater Even Though You’d Cry If You Fell Down You’ll definitely have people thinking your eyes would be dry if you fell down on concrete!
How to Beat Your Therapist at Her Sick Little Game Soon you’ll be blissfully avoiding the scary stuff every time.
How to Network Without Shouting, ‘You Find Me Job Now!’ This is just a friendly encounter between two individuals, not the beginning of a bar fight.
How to Forgive the Girl You Were When You Didn’t Buy a Little Snack Healing is hard, but it’s possible.
‘Reality Is an Illusion,’ Says Friend Who Also Venmo Requests You $3.75 You are not totally convinced by her logic.
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