Living ARCHIVES

How to Continue Living When a Dog Doesn’t Like You

How to Make the Most of Your Breakup by Writing a Hit Album Called ‘Rumours’

How to Cut Toxic People Out of Your Life Except the Ones Who Are Fun

How to Stop Bringing up the Weather in Conversation Even Though the Tornado Is Literally Right There

5 Hyper-Masculine Coasters He Still Won’t Use

How to Stop Saying ‘Jesus Fucking Christ’ Out Loud When Meeting Your Friends’ Ugly Boyfriends

How to Eat Dinner Even Though You Already Watched All Your Shows

How to Keep in Touch With Long-Distance Friends Even Though You Don’t With the Short-Distance Ones

How to Avoid Going to Bed Angry by Staying up All Night Stewing in Rage

QUIZ: Is a New Hemorrhoid Popping Up or Did Ms. Frizzle Crash Into Your Ass Again?

How to Feel Creatively Satisfied Even Though You Didn’t Cum While Painting

QUIZ: Will This Handful of Chocolate Chips Satisfy You or Are You Ready to Be Honest?

How to Guard Your Alone Time Unless Something Cool Comes Up

4 Large Body Lotions That Will Outlive You

How to Turn Down the Brightness on Your Computer Without Seeming Like You Have Something to Hide

How to Stop Texting Him Except For When You’re Sad, Bored, or Feel Like It

How to Say ‘The Weather Is So Warm and Nice Today’ With an Appropriate Level of Concern

How to Be More Assertive Even Though That’s Literally So Mean of You

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