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How to Exfoliate Your Feet but Not So Much You Go Sliding Across the Floor

Email Signoffs to Make You Sound Less Like a Pushover and More Like the God of the Old Testament

5 Indoor Plants So Easy to Maintain They’re Practically Daring You to Kill Them

How to Play Your Mom in Scrabble Without Calling Her a Bitch and Meaning It

QUIZ: Do You Hate Christmas in an Anti-Capitalist Way or in a Scrooge Way?

6 Gifts for Every Member of the Family Even Though You Can Afford 3 People, Tops

4 Vegan Holiday Recipes to Make Your Family Never, Ever Ask You to Cook Something Again

How to Convince the Girl You Babysit You Don’t Have a Boyfriend in the Cool Way

How to Go to the Gym Even Though Men Will Be There

How to Change Your Mind About Something Without Anyone Finding Out You Changed Your Mind About Something

How to Travel Even Though You’re Gonna Feel a Bit Sick the Whole Time

How to Cook the Moistest, Juiciest, Wettest, Dirtiest, Cum-Slut of a Turkey This Thanksgiving

How to Make Sure Anthropologists Can Tell You Were Hot From Your Skeletal Remains

How to Build Community While Still Listening to Make Sure Your Neighbors Aren’t in the Hallway Before Leaving Your Apartment

How to Explain What’s Going on With Twitter Right Now to Someone Who Does Not Want to Know

How to Sell Your Old Clothes as if You’re Ever Going to Do That

How to Drive at Night Even Though You Can’t See Shit

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