College Student Torn Over Which Anarchist Jurisdiction to Move to for Tech Job Payal was leaning toward the anarchist jurisdiction of New York because she loved the show Friends.
Wow! Parents Full-blown Obsessed With Another Show You’ve Never Heard Of “It’s with the guy with the mustache and the blonde woman,” George will explain to his daughter Lauren.
‘This Site is a Hellhole,’ Tweets Woman Who Will Check for Likes 48 Times “Sites like this are breaking all our brains,” said Jocelyn, whose screen time is up 300% this week.
College Student Excited to Do Some Back-To-Home Shopping “The back-to-home season is so exciting,” says Sharlene’s mother, Angela.
Woman Putting on Jeans Like an Ancient Artifact “To bring something so anachronistic into the world of my apartment feels strange.”
Annoying White American Thinking About Becoming Annoying White Canadian Evans has fueled her desire to move from one site of European colonization and genocide of indigenous peoples to the same but with better healthcare.
Group Chat Now Just Regular Chat for Two of Five People in It “They seem to have forgotten that they can just each other directly and leave us the fuck out of it.”
‘How Has 2020 Been So Terrible?’ Asks Woman Living in Oligarchic Police State Liz insisted that “literally no one could have seen this coming,” even though medical experts literally saw this coming.
Conservative Pundit Can’t Stop Making Today’s Teens Sound Cool as Hell “The only followers I need are my wife and kids,” he said, like a total fucking loser.
Anti-Capitalist Woman Watching a Lot of ‘Selling Sunset’ Natasha just can’t help but watch a heck of a lot of rich people selling things for even richer people.
Mom Who Makes Everything Religious Wishes You Didn’t Make Everything so Political Ugh, just let her watch Ellen in privileged peace!
Woman Sent Nudes So Tasteful They Won ‘The Great British Baking Show’ “This nude was as sweet as strawberry preserves,”
REPORT: Pointing Out Things That Aren’t a Personality is Also Not a Personality “That’s why I dedicated a whole blog to calling people out on that.”
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