Woman Excited to Pass Recipe She Found on TikTok Down to Children “The Gigi Hadid pasta recipe, homemade Crunchwrap Supremes, and cowboy caviar.”
‘The Work Doesn’t Magically Get Done,’ Says Woman Desperately Hoping You’ll Say Otherwise “To get a job done right, you’ve got to do it yourself. Unless…”
Woman Burnt Out After All of the TikToks She Just Watched “I don’t really think ‘doom scrolling’ is a good excuse to get out of doing chores.”
REPORT: Song Good Because It Sounds Like the Past “There’s just something about it that makes it feel like it’s 2005 and I’m at the pool in my grandma’s house.”
Boymom Just Wishes It Was Her up There Marrying Her Son “I don’t think anyone – except me – would ever be good enough for him, excluding me of course.”
Woman Second-Guesses Decision to Sell Shirt the Moment Someone Wants to Buy It “Wait, is this shirt actually cute?”
REPORT: That’s a Job for a Shower, Not Deodorant “Do you think people will notice I used deodorant to do a shower’s job?”
Family Hasn’t Noticed It’s Estranged “I didn’t go home for Christmas last year, and my mom posted a group photo that said, ‘Gang’s all here!'”
Officials Announce That Editing a Video on Your Phone Now Included as Olympic Sport “I’ve personally never done anything more difficult, exhausting, or tedious in my life.”
Woman Wishes Dance Music Would Drop When She Actually Has Money to Go to the Club “I wish I could be a 365 party girl, but that’s just not possible with the economy we’re dealing with right now.”
Woman Working Her Way Through Pint of Ice Cream With Practiced, Patient Hand of Michelangelo Sculpting David Alma explained that she never really ‘got’ art until she worked her way through her first pint of rocky road.
Man in Open Space on Sidewalk Using All His Willpower Not to Do Push-ups Right Now “It’s tough when you see such a perfect spot to do pushups like that.”
‘Flirting With Girls Is Just So Scary,’ Says Woman Who Regularly Risks Death Flirting With Men “She flirted with a random guy on the way over here, and he was wearing a ton of pro-gun paraphernalia.”
Woman at Bookstore Lingers by Nonfiction Section Before Picking Up Smut “Every third book, she glanced at the back, opened it up, and pretended to read a few pages.”
Woman Not Sure if She Has Seasonal Depression or Just Normal Relationship to the Seasons “I can’t really imagine anyone feeling just as good in winter as they do in the summer.”
Impressive! This Woman Didn’t Ask to Hit Her Friend’s Vape for the Entire Hang “I honestly don’t know how I got through it, but I’m super proud of myself.”
REPORT: Your Summer Plans Are Embarrassing and You’re a Loser “I’ll probably go upstate for a weekend in August maybe.” you said stupidly.