Woman Who Can’t Afford Therapy Tells Her Problems to a Picture of Holland Taylor
Sometimes we just sit in silence together, which I think is really healing.”
White Ally Using Flash in Your Group Photos is Still Learning
Baddies who should be immortalized on the gram are gone in a click.
Woman Torn Over What Level of Sexual Detail to Share with Therapist
“I guess it feels weirdly like talking to my mom about sex, which I would never do.”
Woman Finally Admits That She’s Not in a Friend Group Chat
Linda is sharing her truth now, not just to come clean, but in hopes of finding others like her.
Drunk Straight Girl Reveals the Key to Her Impeccable Gaydar: ‘It’s All Harmful Stereotypes!’
She winked and held up a limp-wristed hand for emphasis.
Parents Unsure if Infant Matches the Vibe They Were Going For
“It’s not really what we were going for to be honest.”
Influencer Acting Like It’s Normal to Have Bathtub Full of Plants
Just to be clear, there isn’t even a shower curtain—just plants.
Woman Disgusted to Learn That She Enjoys Egg Salad
“All that’s left to do is pray I never try tuna salad.”
Boyfriend ‘Nervous’ To Meet Your Parents But Fearless About Using Pull-Out Method
At press time, he refused to learn your sister’s name.
Mother Accidentally Gives Good Advice While Being Sarcastic
“Well maybe you should talk to your ‘therapist’ about that, since you have so much ‘anxiety’.”
Study Shows Two Glasses of Red Wine Increase Likelihood of Mothers Saying ‘I Did the Best I Could’
“You didn’t come with an instruction manual, you know.”
Woman Working Out Twice a Week Almost Positive She Knows What Her Core is Now
“I still don’t know what it means to ‘engage’ it all, but I think I’m slowly getting there.”
REPORT: Half of All Americans Can’t Remember if They Pooped Today or if That Was Yesterday
“You’d think you would remember taking a shit. You really would think.”
Earliest Known Cave Painting Shows Woman Doing ‘The Skinny Arm’
“From her position in the painting, we can tell she was definitely the hot one in the friend group.”
Uh Oh: Woman Who Has Experienced Entire Pandemic Stoned Still Can’t Roll a Joint
Maybe you’re already a little too high, babe!
Friend Using Social Distancing to Just Kinda Mean Whatever
“You can just say any words you want to, I guess.”
Straight Woman Prefers Lesbian TikTok
At press time, Ashley could be found falling asleep to a 6’2” lesbian explaining the stock market for some reason.