Woman’s Cry For Help Distilled Into Commenting ‘It Me’ on Several Pictures of Raccoons
“I hope she’s alright.”
Woman Consults Additional Mirror for Second Opinion
According to reports, this is actually totally valid.
Study Finds Yawns Are Contagious Because You’re Just a Sleepy Little Baby, Aren’t You?
Scientists are concluding we’re all just wittle babies who want some sleepybye.
Depressed Woman Makes Delicious Spread Made From Crumbs Found on Her Chest
“I’m doing my best with what I have right now.”
In Her Happy Place! This Woman Sent an Email but Hasn’t Yet Received a Reply
“Now it’s up to him to reply to me? Unreal!”
Woman Excited to Reach Point in Career Where Men Say She Doesn’t Deserve It
“How am I supposed to know I’m making a name for myself if men on the Internet aren’t bashing that name constantly?”
Uh Oh! This COVID Survey Needs You to Say You Haven’t Felt Fatigue in the Last Two Weeks
Who knew this was even possible?
REPORT: Snickers Basically Protein Bar
The research effort comprised intensive thought, conversation, and general vibes.
Man Offended You Didn’t Thank Him for That Thing You Didn’t Want Him to Do
“I mean, whatever happened to common courtesy?”
Euphoria Effect? This 14-Year-Old Thinks She’s Cool
“It sends them the message that they’re cool. And that is simply untrue.”
CDC Shortens COVID Isolation Guidelines to One Pump Up Song on Way to Work
Now, who wants to listen to some Dua Lipa?!
Friend Who Doesn’t Believe in New Year’s Resolutions Should
“Sure, I might need to reign in my behavior a little bit.”
Devastating: Reminding Friend of Song Requires You to Hum Melody
“Just sing it. We won’t judge you!”