REPORT: Mom’s Just Smoking Weed All the Time Now “It just makes the whole day better. I mean who knew?”
Yikes! Boyfriend Identifying As ‘Gamer’ Now “Joking about cartoon titties and only drinking Mountain Dew Game Fuel is part of the lifestyle. It’s part of who I am now.”
Hug Unwanted The man, who is seemingly only around when he is unwanted, could not be reached for comment.
REPORT: Cat Has Sweet Lil’ Jelly Bean Toes Sources say no one can be sure why or how, but hot damn, those lil’ toes are adorable.
Clever! Man Co-Opting Social Justice Language to Emotionally Abuse You “I just think that, by breaking up with me for cheating on you, you have lost your normal focus on restorative justice.”
Uh Oh! Man Referring to Food as ‘Fuel’ What began with adding some protein supplements has now transformed into an all-out identity crisis.
Rebecca Somehow Knows What to Do at The Gym Friends looked confused as Rebecca used her bizarre skillset to jump onto a 36” box, for some reason.
Legs Celebrate Final Shave Of The Season “We had a great, smooth run this summer, but it’s time to rest up for spring,”
REPORT: You Can Change Him “It will certainly take a ton of time and intense emotional labor and heartache, but you absolutely can change him and it’s for sure worth it to try.”
Oh No! Everything On Woman’s Credit Card Statement Is Correct Ashley shares the concerns of millions of Americans who have no idea how the hell they spent so much money.
REPORT: Ain’t Nothin’ Like A Good Ol’ Romp In The Hay The nation’s rural populations are unsurprised by the study’s findings.
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