Sarah Reveals She’s Had Abs This Whole Time
In a startling revelation out of Chula Vista, California, Sarah Almeida shocked friends at a pool party as she casually...
Friend’s New Boyfriend Old? And Poor??
“You either date someone young, hot and broke or old and rich. That’s the rule.”
Putting Plastic Ballsack on Car Found to be Among Safest Ways to Express Masculinity
“We have determined it’s safe, but technically speaking it is still very, very disgusting.”
Man Who Prefers Brunettes Only Talking About The White Kind
“I’m allowed to be attracted to a hair color!”
Phew! Liz Posted A Video Update On Why She’s Been So Quiet On Here Lately
Thank God, Liz! We were worried about you these past few days!
Mom Just Checking In To Make Sure You’re Not Vaping
“We still don’t know the second hand effects, so I’d rather you not be in a room with someone who’s vaping.”
Hottie Approaching Your Airplane Row Showing No Sign of Stopping
This broad-shouldered, handsome faced man will keep cruising right by you.
‘Pads Feel Like a Giant Diaper,’ Says Woman Stuffing Wad of Rough Cotton Up There
“I just can’t see how people sit in their period blood all day!”
Uh Oh! Flaky Friend Actually Following Through On Plans
“I’m excited that we’re actually gonna hang out this time!”
‘I Know Exactly How You Feel,’ Says Friend Who Is Actually Thinking of How She Feels
No one is expected to know how anyone else is feeling any time soon.
Yikes! White Friend Asking Uber Driver About His Ethnic Background
Hannah shows no signs of stopping.
Woman Playing It Cool Around Grocery Store Samples
Shandra Voight is playing it incredibly cool in spite of the fresh samples being put out at her local Whole Foods.
BREAKING: Mom Wants You To Come Over And Take All 73 Abandoned Origami Sets In Your Childhood Bedroom
Or she’s going to throw them out soon.