Mom Wondering Why You Can’t Just Exist Under Social, Political And Economic Realities She Grew Up With
Woman Leaves Long-Distance Girlfriend For Longer-Distance Girlfriend We reached out to Izzy for comment but, due to time zone differences, were unable to connect.
Capitalism-Loving Dad Doesn’t Get Why Things Aren’t Built to Last Anymore “I can take my business elsewhere.”
Study Finds No One Can Do a Pushup, Actually “We were all sort of relieved that at least we weren’t the only ones who can’t pull this off.”
White Man Terrified Of Walking Street Alone At Night In Case Stranger Calls Him Racist “I just wanna live my life without having to worry about that happening.”
REPORT: Girl’s Camp Friends Just Understand Her Better “With my camp friends? We talk about real stuff, the stuff that matters.”
Woman Hopeful She Can Course-Correct Entire Life in Time With Society Reopening “I really would like to fix every part of my life within the next month or two.”
Man Pretty Angry for Someone Who Has Never Had Their Rights Settled by a Supreme Court Case Being called racist is admittedly the worst thing that has ever happened to him.
Man Who Hurt You Upset You Told People He Hurt You “Why can’t we just not talk about it like, you know, real adults?”
Mom Who Once Grounded You for Smoking Weed Now Asking You How to Make a Bowl Out of Aluminum Foil “It all started when Tracy from the salon gave me some gummies to try,” your mom explained.
Woman Not Sure If She Can Go Back to Online Shopping in an Office All Day Elements of office life Aurelia took for granted now feel deeply unnatural to her.
Trans Woman Would Actually Rather Be Safe Than Brave “My ideal situation is to be sort of not scared or imperiled. The opposite, even.”
NASA Confirms Existence Of Alien Society So Advanced It Hands Out Free Menstrual Products Officials report the aliens grew increasingly bummed as they learned about Earth.
BIPOC Woman ‘Encouraged to Apply’ Learns to Live Off Encouragement “Fortunately there’s plenty of encouragement for BIPOC to go around. Phew!”
Store That Pays $8 an Hour Wants to be Informed of Any College Honors The application also asked for a copy of any diplomas and her high school GPA for some reason.
‘I Never Cry at Movies,’ Says Man Who Cries at Video Games “I just don’t get what makes you cry so much at all these things.”
Woman Who Starts Work at 4pm Upset She’s Still Working at 7pm Tori has a “grueling” job that keeps her “late” at night several times a week.