Woman With Anxiety Has Had Sunday Scaries Since Tuesday
It’s not the first time Belenky has experienced an unusually prolonged Sunday Scary.
Oh God, Writer Probably Going to Use Conversation in Their Little Play
Oh shit, there he goes again with his little Notes app writing it all down.
REPORT: Most Encouraging Teacher From Youth Also Most Drunk
Ms. Amero was definitely slurring her words when she gave you life-changing advice and encouragement.
Teenager Being Called Gay Slurs Not Yet Aware That Her Bullies Are Correct
“Yeah, Dakota is a total lesbian,” says 16-year-old Lindsay Dolan, who is correct.
Dentist and Patient Continue Annual Charade Where They Agree She’ll Start Flossing More
“A lot of dentists aren’t willing to say this, but not flossing every day isn’t going to kill you.”
First-Born COVID Strain Jealous of Widespread Fear New Variants Are Getting
“No matter what, we should always be scared shitless of what comes next.”
Parenting Mistakes That Ruined Your Life Working Out Great for Your Mom’s Dog
While she does spoil Angel sometimes, it’s only because she doesn’t have any grandchildren.
Woman Wears Retainer for First Time in Ten Years After Scrolling Through High School Photos
While experts confirm Fischer deserves to suffer, it’s unclear how productive her efforts will be.
‘There’s No Such Thing as Toxic Masculinity,’ Says Guy Whose College Nickname Was ‘Little Bitch Pissbaby’
“It’s just another thing to ruin men’s lives and comedy.”
Biden Transition Team to Replace Inaugural Parade with Sad Zoom Game Night
“We might throw up an Among Us code and delete it if nobody logs on.”
Aw! This Woman Treated Herself to a Massage Then Spent the Whole Time Trying to Work Up the Courage to Ask for Less Pressure
Maya is still figuring out that asserting yourself can actually be helpful to the people around her!
Woman Not Ready for Post-Pandemic Life Where She Can’t Control the Lighting and Angle at Which People View Her
“Are we really ready to return to that?”
REPORT: She Worries, Your Grandmother
At press time, your grandmother was gazing out the window at passersby with a general expression of distress.
New Study Confirms There’s Something Wrong With You for Sure
While they have reached no conclusion as to what exactly it is, they have confirmed that it’s like, pretty fucking yikes.
Nation Pens Op-Ed Urging Donald Trump to Drop the ‘President’ Title
Literally everyone was swayed by this op-ed.
Woman Who Says Exercise Is Like Therapy Must Have Some Pretty Light Trauma
Dana is absolutely going to lose it when something hard eventually happens to her.
Mom Waiting For Inopportune Moment to Reveal Dark Family Secrets
“Any minute now she’s going to say that Grandpa was actually a raging alcoholic.”
REPORT: Person in the Bathroom Stall Next to You Clearly Typing on Laptop
But then I heard the poop and was like, oh, they’re just multitasking.”