REPORT: Stop Trying to Pronounce Worcestershire and Move On “Thank God the Brits won’t have that kind of power over me any longer.”
Mug of Coffee Begs for Sweet Release of Death After Being Put in Microwave for Seventh Time Enough is enough!
Teacher Yearns for Simpler Days When Students Only Needed to Worry About Nuclear Attacks Things were so easy then!
Unclear Whether Friend’s Fucked Up Story Supposed to Be Funny or Sad “She gave me no clues as to how I’m supposed to feel about this.”
All-White Organization Doesn’t Understand Why No People of Color Want to Join “It just doesn’t make any sense!”
Woman Too Depressed to Do Any of the Things That Lessen Depression “Do I look like someone who’s about to take a candlelit bath?”
‘I’m Doing Ketamine Therapy,’ Says Woman Who Just Goes Clubbing a Lot “I don’t even need insurance to do it!”
‘This Is My Year,’ Says Recently Fired Friend Whose Husband You’re Fucking “She literally has no idea she’s about to be served divorce papers.”
REPORT: Raising a Child Now Costs 12,000,000 Airline Points “I could take so many plane rides with those miles.”
Aw! Random Person on Reddit From 10 Years Ago Going Through Exact Same Thing as You Are Right Now “I guess it just makes me feel less alone.”
REPORT: If You Haven’t Brushed Your Teeth Yet You May as Well Wait ‘Til Tonight You’re probably gonna have an afternoon coffee anyway, so what’s the point?
Motion Blur Correction on Parents’ TV Making It Impossible for Woman to Enjoy Watching Unexpected Sex Scene With Them “There’s no way I’ll be able to look at them the same after that.”
Woman Does Hot Girl Tumble Down 40 Flights of Stairs The fall had an emotionally and physically powerful impact.
Studies Show Dentists More Scared of You Than You Are of Them “But consider the flipside — they have to put their fingers in your mouth.”
REPORT: Everyone at Gym Working Out Wrong Even people who were confident in their workout skills were found to be doing the wrong things.
REPORT: Man Needs Some Imposter Syndrome But he is resolute in his commitment to not self-reflecting.
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