Woman’s ‘Self-Care’ Starting to Look Suspiciously Like Self-Sabotage
“The best thing for my mental health is for me to be happy all of the time.”
REPORT: Friend From Middle School Into Angels Now
She fully thinks there are angels, and they are directly responsible for handling parking spaces on Earth.
‘There’s Only So Much You Can Do,’ Says Aunt Who Bought a Pair of Toms in 2011
“I think I’ve atoned for my privilege plenty by buying and wearing these shoes.”
Equality? This Service Worker Confirmed That Men and Women are Both Bad
RGB is doing little flips in her grave – from happiness!
Study Finds Doing CPR to Tune of ‘Hey, Soul Sister’ Worse Than Not Doing CPR at All
“It should be purged from our society.”
Uh Oh! Friend Trapped in Time Loop Where She Never Stops Apologizing for Misgendering You
No amount of quantum theory has broken Pam free of the endless cycle of blanket apologies.
Woman’s Entire Life Falls Apart After Hair Band Snaps Mid-Messy Bun
“Do you happen to know any good witches?”
Study Finds Nothing More Threatening Than Entirely Blonde Family
The Tuckers routinely take their mid-afternoon walks with their two Golden Retrievers.
Feminist? This Woman Lost All Her Money in a Cryptocurrency Dip Just Like a Man
Now that’s feminism with a capital -ism!
Trans Patient With Broken Arm Spends Half of ER Intake Answering Questions About Gender Identity
Now that’s good healthcare!
Boyfriend Wouldn’t Have Done That if He Knew You’d Stand Up for Yourself
“What’s next? Will you get upset when I admit I’ve been lying about attending law school?”
‘You’re So Mysterious,’ Says Man Who Has Never Asked You Anything
“I just don’t know what’s going on in that little head of yours,”
New Tattoo Prevents Woman From Reusing Her Old Nudes
Worse still, Mackenzie’s tattoo artist has yet to post a photo of her tattoo.
Sad! Atheism is Still This Guy’s Whole Thing
We did not reach Oliver for comment because we didn’t feel like talking to an adult about Christopher Hitchens.