Bi Woman in Straight Relationship Celebrates Pride With an Identity Crisis
“I support other bi and pan people completely,” Wilson said. “But with me it’s just different.”
‘Oh, You Would Actually Love This,’ Says Man Who is Mistaken
“It was a nice moment,” said Howard, wrongly.
Uh Oh! Loudest Friend Suggesting Karaoke
“Maybe this is crazy,” said Stewart. “But I kind of want to do the National Anthem. I mean, it’s in my range.”
Study Finds Everyone Can Tell When You’re Walking on Beat to Your Music, You Hapless Goof
Stride on, you luckless goon!
Feminist Fail: Show Starring Women Doesn’t Single-Handedly Demolish The Patriarchy
Talk about an embarrassing time to be a lady!
Uh Oh, Jenna Got Too High At The Aquarium
What started as a pretty foolproof plan (to get high and go to the aquarium) turned into a nightmare when Jenna accidentally got way too fucking high at the aquarium.
Sweat Ruins Day
“I thought it might get cooler throughout the day. Even though that’s not how days usually work.”
Woman Spends Record-Breaking 13 Months Worrying That Someone She Hates Doesn’t Like Her
“Aside from the fact that I hated him, we got along really well.”
REPORT: Gonna Be An Early Lunch Day
“I just don’t feel like waiting in that Sweetgreen line today,” said Hanley Curry.
Aw, Lauren’s Fun! Oh Shit. No. Lauren’s Going Fucking Nuts. Let’s Go.
If you leave now, you’re no longer responsible in any way for what’s happening, right?
REPORT: That One Bee is For Sure Following You
The bee, who may just have it out for your brightly colored shorts or thinks you smell sweet, is not backing down.
Anna Didn’t Tip The Barista, Interesting
“All she did was make me a four-shot oat milk mocha with extra foam. Is that so hard? It’s only a five-step drink.”
Uh-oh! Your Aunt Is Whispering When Talking About Minorities Again
As your holiday dinner progressed, Aunt Mary went on to spout her racist nonsense at an almost imperceptibly quiet decibel.
Woman Uses Friends’ Birthdays As Opportunity To Post Pictures From Her Wedding Again
“I’m using them because they’re professional photos. It just so happens that I look stunning in all of the pictures I use.”