REPORT: Only 57% Of Americans Are Vaccinated, but 72% Can Play ‘Heart And Soul’ on Piano, so That’s Something
Most of us can also play “Chopsticks,” but please don’t, it’s very annoying.
Study Finds That Women in Olden Times Fainted More Often Because They Thought It Was a Funny Bit
The bit began as Della’s impression of a friend who collapsed randomly.
Woman Who Spent an Hour With Verizon Store Employee Ready to Define the Relationship
62 minutes into one of the best dates of Julie’s life, Armando was finalizing the sale.
Woman Accidentally Scrolls Down to Unhinged Part of Notes App
“I just can’t believe that I wrote all of this down.”
This Woman Was Constipated For So Long She Suffered From Postpartum Depression After Finally Getting It Out
“I felt anxious, sleepy, hungry,”
‘Everyone Experiments in Their 20s!’ Says Mom Using Own Latent Bisexuality to Convince You You’re Not Gay
“Everyone experiments when they’re young.”
STUDY: Blondes Have More Fun Despite Going on The Same Roller Coasters as the Rest of Us
This news may be sad for the brunettes out there to hear, but it’s true.
REPORT: Looks Like Grandma’s Living Long Enough That You’re Gonna Have to Come Out to Her
“I really can’t believe she’s still truckin’.”
Aww! This Dog Learned to Communicate With Buttons and Asked to Die
The world would love a depressing poetry book written entirely by a cute little pupper!
Suspicious! Handsome Man With Job Wants to Date You
“I thought he would at least be bad in bed or something.”
Woman For Whom Nothing Is Going Right Takes Solace in Having a Huge Ass
“I found that grabbing my own ginormous ass helped me to console myself.”
Roommate Has Apparently Been Home This Whole Time
Time to sublet your room immediately while you look for another place to live.
Trauma Dumping? This Woman Said ‘Fine’ When Asked How She’s Doing
Wow, that should actually be illegal!