Penguins Upset at The Lack of Work by Black Artists in These Museums They Keep Getting Taken To
The penguins aren’t happy about what they saw.
Zoom Trivia Party Just Doesn’t Hit Like It Used To
Friends say Reed’s trivia Zoom is starting to contribute to their sense of media overload.
‘If They Just Arrested Them, This Would All Stop,’ Says Woman About Not Who You’d Think
Carla’s Facebook friends agree with her.
Undertit Sweat Officially Outpaces Armpits
Jenna attributes the shift to a lack of consistent office air conditioning – and an avoidance of bras.
Woman Who Never Blinked at Hate Crimes on Mosques and Synagogues Now Deeply Offended About a Target
Target reported, “We’re good.”
‘I’m Really Getting Into Home Improvement,’ Says Woman After Hanging Up One Mirror
What an inspiring story of empowerment!
Researchers Complete Mapping Sequence of Things Men Think Are More Painful Than Childbirth
“I mean, we already know it has to hurt really bad, twins are probably even worse I guess.”
‘I Think Quarantine Will Change Fuckboy Culture,’ Says Stupid Idiot
Fuckboys across the nation disagree with Kimberly’s sentiments.
‘I’m Fine,’ Says Shivering Boyfriend Watching 1993 Superbowl in Swedish
“I’m fine,” said Lucas, visibly shaking. “This is just as good at the live thing.”
Talking Shit About Sabrina Allowed to Resume in Groups of 10 or Less
“Talking about it over Zoom just feels inorganic.”
‘It’s Just Nice To Have A Break From The News,’ Says Woman Whose Hand Is Trapped In The Garbage Disposal
“This is the longest I’ve been off Twitter in nine days, and yes that includes sleeping.”
Aw! This High School Couldn’t Hold a Graduation Ceremony, So They Sent Their Seniors a Spotify Link to Green Day’s ‘Time Of Your Life’
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end, it’s right!
CSA Box Contents Starting to Get A Little Wild
“This week, it had two pounds of ramps. What am I supposed to make with two pounds of ramps?”
Mom Has Stopped Saying ‘I Miss You’ Since Figuring Out How to Update Candy Crush
“She’ll survive. I’d just rather be playing Candy Crush.”
Entire Stimulus Check Spent On Beans
Ultimately, $1,200 isn’t a lot money. But it sure is a lot of beans.
‘What Do You Have To Lose?’ Says Friend Who Hasn’t Considered All the Things You Could Lose
Or maybe she’s right, and you’re a pushover.