QUIZ: Do You Want a Threesome or Do You Just Want Steve Martin and Martin Short to Take Care of You?
You just want two elderly best friends.
DIY Projects to Start With Your Partner and Finish With Your Ex
At least you’ll have a newly refurbished kitchen island to cry on!
How to Cum So Loud It Drowns Out the YouTube Video He’s Watching at Full Volume
Two birds, one stone!
First Date Ideas That Are Adventurous but Not So Adventurous You’ll Be Victim-Blamed if He Kills You
What doesn’t kill you makes you still alive, and that’s a win!
Gifts for Your New Boyfriend That’ll Make Him Say, ‘Oh, We’re Doing Gifts Now?’
“Shit, I guess we’re at that stage already.”
How to Tell if He’ll Be a Good Opponent When You Argue
What’s a meaningful relationship without mental stimulation?
How to Get Him to Grow Out His Hair So You Can Finally Do Avatar Sex
Help him really let down his hair, so you can finally fuck it!
How to Let Him Down Gently While Still Explaining Why He Sucks
“I just hate the way you always interrupt me, and that’s something I need to work on. And maybe you should, too.”
How to Apologize for Reflexively Tossing His Dick in the Vibrator Drawer After Cumming
It’s just out of habit!
How to Say Your Love Language Is Receiving Gifts Without Sounding Like a French Child-Prince
“But papa, I want un chateau!”
How to Walk Back Your Sexts Now That You’re Tired
You’ll be sure to walk back your sexy promises in no time and get some much-needed shuteye!
QUIZ: Is the Barista Attractive or Is He Just Giving You Your Drugs?
Your barista is merely the messenger giving you your happy syrup.
How to Get Your ADHD Boyfriend to Hyperfixate on Your Clit
Make sure you start your foreplay when he’s bored out of his mind.