How to Say Your Love Language Is Receiving Gifts Without Sounding Like a French Child-Prince “But papa, I want un chateau!”
How to Walk Back Your Sexts Now That You’re Tired You’ll be sure to walk back your sexy promises in no time and get some much-needed shuteye!
QUIZ: Is the Barista Attractive or Is He Just Giving You Your Drugs? Your barista is merely the messenger giving you your happy syrup.
How to Get Your ADHD Boyfriend to Hyperfixate on Your Clit Make sure you start your foreplay when he’s bored out of his mind.
3 Hard Objects to Poke Your Partner Awake If You’re Horny but Don’t Have a Dick No erection necessary!
QUIZ: Which Muppet Would Go on a Pity Date With You? Kermit would honestly go on a pity date with anyone.
How to Let Him Down Gently While Still Explaining Why He Sucks “I just hate the way you always interrupt me, and that’s something I need to work on. And maybe you should, too.”
How to Get Your Partner to Scratch the Mosquito Bites on Your Back by Pretending It’s a Sex Thing Put on some smooth jazz and grab your sweet, gullible partner!
How to Get Excited About the Guy You’re Seeing Even Though He’s Not Ty Pennington Yelling ‘Move That Bus!’ Now, get out there and move that (metaphorical) bus!
How to Tell if He’ll Make a Great Dad on Wednesdays and Every Other Weekend And maybe even one month in the summer!
QUIZ: Is Your Tattoo Artist Hot or Just Touching You? Penetrating you with a little needle is very intimate as well as a little kinky.
How to Love Yourself When He’s Accepted You Sexually but Rejected Your Suggestion in the Google Doc Don’t let your differing points of view get you down!
QUIZ: Is She Gay or Does She Just Anxiously Bite Her Fingernails Into Little Nubs? “Is the woman I’m talking to gay, or does she just have short fingernails?”
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