QUIZ: Is He Going to Therapy Because You Suggested it or Because He Started Watching ‘The Sopranos?’
Better head for the hills before this becomes a Breaking Bad type situation.
Why You Should Give Him a Second Chance Even Though His House Doesn’t Have a Drawbridge
He did mention something at dinner about touring a 14th-century artillery fort…
How to Trust Him Again After He Drops You While Attempting the Dirty Dancing Lift
The man you love is fundamentally weak in his upper body.
How to Get as Wet as Tupperware at the End of a Dishwasher Cycle
Almost wetter than something completely submerged in water…wetter than anything should be.
QUIZ: Is He Really an Ass Man or is it More Just a Case of Resource Scarcity?
Are you just one Giant Ass living among a population of people who look just like you?
QUIZ: Is He Going to Fall in Love With You Even Though You Asked Him Not To?
Life isn’t a movie for everyone – sorry girl.
QUIZ: Is He Funny or Does He Just Verbalize Popular Memes?
He just keeps saying, “We did it, Joe!!” for some reason.
How to Tell Your Straight Friend You’re Still a Lesbian Even Though You’d Fuck Harry Styles
“I would top him.” No further questions!
3 Signs He’s Thinking About Colonizing Mars During Sex
If he keeps talking about your toxic soil and low gravity, then he’s probably pretending you’re Mars.
QUIZ: Is He The One or Did He Return His Puppy to The Shelter?
Would this guy return you to the shelter and say he was “allergic”?
QUIZ: Are They Flirting or is it Just Tax Software Asking if You’re Single?
They very directly asked if I’m single, married, widowed, or a head of household.
QUIZ: Do You Like Him, or Does He Just Smell Like an Old Hollister?
Something about him strikes up an anxious and desperate need for approval in me.
QUIZ: Did Your Souls Meet in a Past Life or Did You Match on Hinge 5 Years Ago?
You’d remember if there was a connection, right?
How to Cum So Beautifully All Four of ‘The Voice’ Judges Turn Their Chairs Around
There’s nothing the judges love more than when someone just loses themselves in the moment.
How to Tell If the Guy You’re Talking to Grew Up in a House With a Kitchen Island
Does he seems to lean back and suddenly lose his balance a lot?
How to Eat Pain au Chocolat Without Thinking About Getting Absolutely Railed by a French Canadian
Ooh la la!