How to Go Home With Him Without Revealing You Already Looked at His Zestimate For the love of God, don’t ask him when he painted the door red.
QUIZ: Is She Your Soulmate, or Does She Just Remind You of Shego from ‘Kim Possible’? Do you feel slightly fearful, horny, or manipulated?
Sex Positions That Still Aren’t as Fun as Riding Yoshi Around Isle Delfino Nothing will be as naughty as using a blue shell and annihilating Bowser.
QUIZ: Is She the One or Is She Just the Only Other Queer Person at Work? Would you have been interested if you two met outside of work?
4 Subtle Ways to Indicate That if He Cuts His Hair You Will Leave Him This way he will not feel like your love is conditional, which it is!
QUIZ: Is Your Relationship Stable Enough to Do Hallucinogens Together? Pretty good? Is that bad? No, it’s good.
How Buying and Training My Own Hunting Falcon Made My Ex Super Jealous I can just tell they are seething with jealousy right now, as anyone would be.
QUIZ: Is He The One or Did He Return His Puppy to The Shelter? Would this guy return you to the shelter and say he was “allergic”?
4 Guys You’ll Meet in your Twenties Who All Want to Teach You How to Play Pool He may not know how to do the dishes, but he knows a lot about pool.
QUIZ: Is He Going to Therapy Because You Suggested it or Because He Started Watching ‘The Sopranos?’ Better head for the hills before this becomes a Breaking Bad type situation.
Why You Should Give Him a Second Chance Even Though His House Doesn’t Have a Drawbridge He did mention something at dinner about touring a 14th-century artillery fort…
How to Trust Him Again After He Drops You While Attempting the Dirty Dancing Lift The man you love is fundamentally weak in his upper body.
How to Get as Wet as Tupperware at the End of a Dishwasher Cycle Almost wetter than something completely submerged in water…wetter than anything should be.
QUIZ: Is He Really an Ass Man or is it More Just a Case of Resource Scarcity? Are you just one Giant Ass living among a population of people who look just like you?
QUIZ: Is He Going to Fall in Love With You Even Though You Asked Him Not To? Life isn’t a movie for everyone – sorry girl.
QUIZ: Is He Funny or Does He Just Verbalize Popular Memes? He just keeps saying, “We did it, Joe!!” for some reason.
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