How to Tell If the Guy You’re Talking to Grew Up in a House With a Kitchen Island Does he seems to lean back and suddenly lose his balance a lot?
How to Eat Pain au Chocolat Without Thinking About Getting Absolutely Railed by a French Canadian Ooh la la!
3 Romantic Valentine’s Day Activities That Say ‘I Guess We Kind of Have to Bone Tonight’ The wildest sex is always planned in advance and happens on a day your mom sends you an e-card.
How to Impress Him Even Though He Sucks You need something to set you apart from the pack, whether you actually want to or not.
How To Make Her Moist Even Though You’re Not A Highly Rated Humidifier It’s not like you’re a machine designed to add moisture anywhere it goes!
4 Date Night Ideas That Would Be Way More Fun With Your Toxic Ex This is good, right? This is what you wanted?
QUIZ: Is He Hot or is He Just CGI Tony Hawk Doing a Varial Kickflip in ‘Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3’? We’re not here to judge, just to confirm that is what’s going on.
How to Cum So Beautifully All Four of ‘The Voice’ Judges Turn Their Chairs Around There’s nothing the judges love more than when someone just loses themselves in the moment.
How to Love Her Even Though She’s Not in Boygenius You could try suggesting you guys watch their Tiny Desk concert together…
4 Sex Acts That Are Sins to Complete but Impressive to Play in Scrabble In this way life and Scrabble are different.
5 Horse Whisperers Who Refuse to Set Us Up With Their Sexy Bad Boy Horse Clients What we have with sexy Horse Jess Mariano is real.
How to Date Men When All They Think About is Stealing the Declaration of Independence Steal the Declaration of Independence with him.
4 Girls Your Ex Is Dating Who Really Underscore What Your Whole Thing Is What you had was real. Or alternatively, is nothing real?
Fuck It: If You Don’t Send This Article to 7 People, You’ll Never Find Love The point is, this worked when we were 13 and we really hope it works now because our livelihoods depend on it.
How to ‘No Worries if Not’ Your Way Into a Toxic Relationship Just kind of say “No Worries if Not” over and over until the relationship fades away!
QUIZ: Is He a Short King Who Listens to Your Every Word, or Is He Just an Elf on the Shelf? It can be difficult to know for sure whether your small suitor is the real deal.
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