How to Use Foreplay to Get a Deep Tissue Massage It might actually be the best win-win situation that’s out there!
How to Signal Trust in Your Relationships by Displaying Asshole The realest way to say, “I trust you, I love you, and every day you will be safe with me.”
QUIZ: Is This Sex Position Awesome or Are You Just Not Doing Any of the Work? How many times have you gotten a cramp so far?
Siren Vibes? This Woman Flirts by Pretending to Be an Ambulance Get it, girl! Make sure everyone stops talking while you pass by!
QUIZ: Is She Actually Hot or Just Inexplicably Sinister? Is she hot like Rachel from Friends, or hot like Gill from Finding Nemo?
How to Make Him Cum So Hard He Acknowledges Your First-Person Consciousness Is Just as Complex as His It’s worth a shot!
How to Get Him as Hard as a Box of Domino Brown Sugar Keep him in your cupboard for five months straight.
How to Play It Cool Even Though You’ve Imagined Being on a First-Name Basis With His Dick Play it as cool as a cucumber, even though you’ve already named his.
How to Separate the Art from the Artist So You Can Keep Using the Vibrator Your Ex Got You It is, after all, a very good vibrator.
QUIZ: Are You A Boobs Man, An Ass Man, or Have You Found God? Everyone on this planet is one of three types of guy.
How to Walk Past a Man in a Suit Without Imagining What It Would Be Like to Divorce Him We know – it’s easy to get caught up and wonder “what if.”
How to Incorporate Removing Your Invisalign Into Foreplay Show your partner how much drool is in there.
5 Vibrators That Treat Your Clit Like a Pigeon Getting Sucked Into a Jet Engine Leave your clit in a sea of feathers and confusion.
Disturbing! This Woman Powers Down Like an Animatronic Puppet Right After She Cums Wow! Truly horrible stuff!
How to Orgasm So Hard You Start Putting Yourself First Oh shit, are you now loving the skin you’re in and you’re happy with your own solitude?!
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