4 Best Dates for the Tinder Dude You Were Messaging Because You Were Bored But Now It’s Gotten Carried Away
Why did you even decide to do this?
How to Stop Saying, ‘Does That Make Sense? During Dirty Talk
“Your economy of words should be applauded, not challenged!”
This Ethically Non-Monogamous Couple Donates to the ACLU Every Time They Have Sex With Someone
“Simply fucking other people just wasn’t ethical enough.”
Quiz: Is He a Great Listener or Just a CPR Training Torso?
Do you find it tough to tell what’s happening behind those intense, unmoving, sometimes empty eyes?
Quiz: Is He Flirting, Or Is He Yet Another Democratic Presidential Candidate?
It’s natural to be taken in by an enthusiastic display of passion from an intelligent, attractive and charming young man
How to Tell If You’re Attracted to Women or If You’re Very Attracted to Women
Either way is totally fine!
QUIZ: Is This The Kind Of Bachelorette Party Where You Can Speak Candidly About Your Choking Fantasy?
You never really know what you’re going to get at a bachelorette party.
4 Fun Date Ideas That Take Into Account Your Lifetime Ban From the Aquarium
Feel the wind in your face instead of splashing into a sea lion tank where your life is very literally in danger.
5 Civil War Mustaches that You’ll Want to Ride Like a Brothel Owner
Here are five Civil War mustaches you’ll want to sit on like the feisty Madame you are.
Quiz: Does His Tight Little Man Butt Need a Pinching?
Take this quiz to find out if you should grab that tush, or love it by letting it go.
5 Steamy Sexts That Are Actually Just CupcakKe Lyrics
“No need to wrack your brain for something sexy when CupcakKe’s been raising the bar on dirty talk since 2015.”
QUIZ: Is He Cute Or Does He Just Have Tattoos?
For each hottie, you must stop and ask yourself, is he really cute, or are does he just have a really good sleeve?
QUIZ: Is He Flirting With You Or Just Using Gmail Autocomplete?
Take this quiz to find out if he’s flirting with you or simply hitting tab!
5 Flirty Behaviors That’ll Have Him Thinking You’re Trying to Pickpocket Him
Let him know that you’re interested in him ….or maybe his petty cash!