Quiz: Is He a Great Listener or Just a CPR Training Torso?
Do you find it tough to tell what’s happening behind those intense, unmoving, sometimes empty eyes?
Quiz: Is He Flirting, Or Is He Yet Another Democratic Presidential Candidate?
It’s natural to be taken in by an enthusiastic display of passion from an intelligent, attractive and charming young man
How to Tell If You’re Attracted to Women or If You’re Very Attracted to Women
Either way is totally fine!
QUIZ: Is This The Kind Of Bachelorette Party Where You Can Speak Candidly About Your Choking Fantasy?
You never really know what you’re going to get at a bachelorette party.
5 Civil War Mustaches that You’ll Want to Ride Like a Brothel Owner
Here are five Civil War mustaches you’ll want to sit on like the feisty Madame you are.
Quiz: Does His Tight Little Man Butt Need a Pinching?
Take this quiz to find out if you should grab that tush, or love it by letting it go.
This Ethically Non-Monogamous Couple Donates to the ACLU Every Time They Have Sex With Someone
“Simply fucking other people just wasn’t ethical enough.”
5 Steamy Sexts That Are Actually Just CupcakKe Lyrics
“No need to wrack your brain for something sexy when CupcakKe’s been raising the bar on dirty talk since 2015.”
QUIZ: Is He Cute Or Does He Just Have Tattoos?
For each hottie, you must stop and ask yourself, is he really cute, or are does he just have a really good sleeve?
QUIZ: Is He Flirting With You Or Just Using Gmail Autocomplete?
Take this quiz to find out if he’s flirting with you or simply hitting tab!
5 Flirty Behaviors That’ll Have Him Thinking You’re Trying to Pickpocket Him
Let him know that you’re interested in him ….or maybe his petty cash!
How to Do Missionary Without Imagining His Tiny Weird Butt In the Air
There is a small freaky man-butt thrusting desperately in the air!
How To Be Such A Chill Girlfriend You Cause A Second Ice Age
So chill that you have brought an end to all temperate, tropical, and desert life on earth!
5 Winter Date Spots You Can Also Just Park At and Hotbox Your Car
Find some new haunts to park your car, get stoned, and forget why you came here to begin with!