QUIZ: Should You Pause Your New Relationship or Accelerate It Way Past a Healthy Pace? Anything goes!
How to Pretend You’re Masturbating More Than Before With your subtle and effective control of the narrative, no one will ever suspect a thing.
How to Stop Cumming Your Pants Every Time He Does a Domestic Chore He’s almost behaving like an adult!!
Signs It’s Time to Make Love to Your Ski Instructor in Front of a Raging Fireplace Maybe you should find out what Vlad’s regular, human penis is actually like….in front of the fire.
How to Have An Orgasm So Massive It’ll Ruin the Experience for Your Boyfriend Why is everything always so much better for him?
Get Him to Notice You by Liking Beer and Being Hot Though Just Being Hot Would Have Been Enough You don’t have to do any of this.
How to Get His Attention by Performing a Lewd Puppet Show at His Birthday Party You’ll both laugh about this when you’re married!
QUIZ: Is it Love Or Is This Dick Pic The Only Action You’ve Seen In Weeks? Are you actually developing feelings or do you just miss seeing other peoples’ genitals in person?
QUIZ: Can You Make Me Cum On My Anti-Depressants? No Really, Can You Try Please Every day that I become more emotionally stable, the less likely it will be that I ever orgasm again.
How to Sexily Lounge in His T-Shirt That Says ‘Friend of the Pod’ If he’s confused, just tell him you need to take a quick ad break to hear a word from your sponsors.
Plan a Date and We’ll Tell You When You’ll Meet Your Soulmate Unless You’re Dating Someone In Which Case Don’t Worry About It Maybe it’s best not to question things too much right now!
QUIZ: Is He Hot or Just Wearing Circle Glasses? Something about them just gives off a young Colin Firth vibe.
5 Natural Lubricants That Will Turn Your Vulva Into FernGully Apply generously and create the ideal conditions for Magi, the grandmother of the fairies, to thrive.
How To Snag A Man When You Have A Chesty Cough Like A Mastiff’s Bark Your cough is just one of the myriad reasons you’re not like other girls!
How to Pick a Fight With Your Partner Then Cry Because You’re Fighting With Your Partner Bring up the past for no reason other than knowing that you’re not supposed to.
Does He Love You, Or Is He Too Cheap to Buy His Own Vape? Walk away while you still have some vape left.
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