5 Red Flags That Would Be More Fun If They Were Six Flags When a red flag pops up, think about how much better it would be if it simply didn’t.
Is He Into You Or Just A Cult Leader Who Kisses Everyone On The Mouth? Find a good lawyer before he tries to sue you for hurting his feelings.
How to Squirt So Much That Even The Magic Brooms in Fantasia Can’t Keep Up The magic brooms won’t be able to carry enough buckets to clean up the mess – especially with choreography!
5 Things I Learned About Lube by Having Sex with the Tin Man From ‘The Wizard of Oz’ Water-based lube is best, but not for the Tin Man.
QUIZ: Is He Sexually Harassing You or Just Reminding You That Your Dark Skin is Beautiful? He opened with “hey brown sugar.”
3 Dance Moves That’ll Make Him Say, ‘Are These All Choreographed Dances From High School Musical?’ Get out there, and go bop to the top!
How to Cum So Hard You Trigger Another Cambrian Explosion and Usher in a Wave of Unprecedented Biodiversity Try fucking in a peat bog or mud pit.
How to Identify Your Attachment Style and Then Weaponize It Undoing years of trauma takes care, commitment, and patience. But you don’t have those.
Does He Have Trouble Communicating or is He an Adult in a ‘Peanuts’ Movie? What is the quality of your conversations?
QUIZ: Does He Support Your Career or is He One of Those Inflatable Waving Tubes Outside the Used Car Dealership? Is your boyfriend is a supportive partner or a giant, inflatable tube outside the car dealership?
How to Tell If He’s in Love With You by the Way He Says, ‘Oh Fuck, I’m About to Cum’ He’s totally in love with you!
How to Ask Them to Wash Their Hands for 20 Seconds Before Fingering You It’s safety first for this pussy!
4 Things That Happen To Your Body When You Stop Eating Ass If you’re thinking about cutting ass out of your diet completely, read this.
How To Cope When He’s Gaslighting You And Also He Is Your Mayor Remember, it’s not about you; it’s about the mayor.
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