QUIZ: Is He the One or Did He Just Have Enough Ingredients in His House to Make a Normal Meal?

So, you stayed the night with your Hinge date, and things are going great. He’s been kind, chill, and on top of it all, now he’s making you breakfast! How can you know if the strong feelings you’re developing for him are real or if the bar has just been conveniently lowered by all your other situationships? Take this quiz to find out if he’s the one or if you’re just overly impressed by the fact that he’s functional enough to have all necessary ingredients in his house to make a normal, balanced meal. 

 

How were you feeling about him last night?

  1. Fantastic from the get-go. Our chemistry was off the charts, and the conversation didn’t lull once. 
  2. Um, pretty good! I’d say things really took a positive turn when I arrived at his apartment and saw that he had a full bowl of fruit and some onions ready to be chopped whenever he needed them. That’s when I started to hear wedding bells.

 

What did you notice first about his place?

  1. He’s got a cute sense of personal style! The furniture was really nice: kind of a mid-century modern interior that totally matched his suave personality. 
  2. When I arrived, he offered me water, soda water, orange juice, or pomegranate juice if I so desired. And when I asked for water, he gave it to me in a real cup, not a bowl that I had to wash then slurp from like a dog!

 

What did you guys say to each other in the morning?

  1. Right as I woke up, he said, “If it weren’t wildly too soon, I would tell you right now that I love you. But just know…when I say it six months from now, I knew from this first day.” 
  2. He said, “Mushrooms in your omelet?” and I responded, “You have those? Right now?”

 

Can you see a future with him?

  1. Absolutely. I’ve never felt like this with anyone before, and I’m excited to see where our journey takes us.
  2. If he makes a spinach, watermelon, and feta salad with dill and balsamic vinaigrette every day like this, uh, yeah. We’re going to be just fine. 

 

 

RESULTS:

 

Mostly 1s: He’s the one! Sure, it may be soon to say, but it sounds like you guys were meant for each other. Ride that beautiful wave to the end of the line, babe. Congrats!

 

Mostly 2s: You’re just impressed that he already owns enough ingredients to make a balanced meal. We get how alluring a perfectly cooked frittata can be, but don’t let it blind you. His pantry may be stocked the fuck up, but he could still be crazy!