Author Archives for Freddie Shanel

Oh! This Woman Knows She’s Doomscrolling but Just Doesn’t Have Anything More Interesting to Do

Friend Making Big Show of Writing That TV Series Down

Study Finds Wedding Will Either Inspire Woman to Marry Boyfriend or Break Up With Him

Wow! This Woman Played a Game She Used to Play as a Kid and May Never Physically Recover

REPORT: Young Woman Unfamiliar With Hope

Woman Unfamiliar With Positive Political News Throws Computer Out of Habit

Zohran Wins Democratic Primary Despite Democratic Party’s Best Efforts

Woman Apologizes to Dead Bug as if Her Guilt Will Purify Her

Trump Administration Funds LGBTQ Suicide Program

Uh Oh! Friend Scrolling Through Your Photos Getting Dangerously Close to the Ones You Took to See if You Are Symmetrical

Woah! This Woman’s Jean Shorts Are So Long They’re Actually Just Jeans

‘Just Protest Peacefully,’ Yells January 6th Insurrectionist

Awkward! Best Friend Just Referred to You as Her Coworker

QUIZ: Are You Pulling Off This Look or Can Everyone Tell You’re Wearing Shorts for the First Time?

How Times Change! 30-Year-Old Woman Would Actually Be Really Excited to Receive an Edible Arrangement

How to Stay at a Friend’s House Without Apologizing the Whole Time

Man Aims to Get Couch in Next Couple of Years

Woman in Desperate Need of Therapist Who Can Slap Her

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