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Author Archives for Freddie Shanel
Economists Confirm That Due to Inflation It’s Now Fine to Send Three Unanswered Texts
40 Is the New 20! This Woman Just Ate 40,000 McNuggets
Delayed Graduation Allows Class of 2020 to Finally Experience Heatstroke
How to Enjoy Summer Even Though It Heralds the Heat Death of Our World
Woman Expecting Vitamin C Packet to Do a Lot of Heavy Lifting
4 Oversized Shirts That’ll Have You Saying, ‘Honey, I Shrunk Myself’
Did You Know? Baby Carrots Are Just Chopped Up Normal Carrots and Baby Dogs Are — Wait
Scientists Confirm Fifth Dimension Is Words of Affirmation
I LIVED IT: I Arrived at the Coffee Shop and Now I Have to Do Work
QUIZ: Will Journaling Make You Feel Better or Bring You to the Darkest Place You’ve Ever Been?
Man With Huge Penis Clearly Compensating for Tiny Car
QUIZ: Are Your Parents Calling You a Communist or Are You Not Going Hard Enough?
Cicada Alert! This Woman Only Goes Out Every 17 Years
‘Is That Something?’ Asks Writer After Recounting Childhood Trauma Word for Word
Just Like The Real Thing! This Vegan Company Is Cruel to Its Beans
Woman Takes Break from Crying to See if She Looks Cute Crying
REPORT: Time to Annoy the Dog
‘Am I Shadow Banned?’ Asks Woman Who Is Just Bad at Social Media
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