Author Archives for Freddie Shanel

Woman Who Forgot Her Rings Today Won’t Let That Stop Her From Playing With Them

Woman With Zero Musical Ability Knows Exactly What She’d Leave on NPR’s Tiny Desk

Cool! 20-Year-Old Makes Conscious Decision to Get Addicted to Smoking

Nice! This Woman Breaks a Promise She Made to Herself Every 15 Seconds

Traditional Dating? This Woman Drove Her Chevy to the Levee to Find the Good Old Boys Drinking Whiskey and Rye

Stuffed Animals Starting to Worry They’re Responsible for Lack of Action Woman Is Getting

‘Just Going on a Quick Run!’ Texts Woman Who Should Have Specified It’s the Drug Kind

‘You’re Probably Cheating,’ Says Man Probably Projecting

I LIVED IT: I Had 10 Extra Dollars so I Spent 70 Extra Dollars

‘This Adderall Isn’t Doing Shit,’ Writes Woman on Billboard She Just Free Solo-ed

Honoring Her Inner Child! This Woman Just Coughed Without Covering Her Mouth

Yay! Dino Nuggets Just as Big a Part of Woman’s Adult Diet as She Always Dreamed

Woman Leaving for Trip Makes Sure Room Is Clean Enough That She Wouldn’t Be Embarrassed if She Died

‘This Would Kill a Victorian Child,’ Says Woman Talking a Lot of Shit for Someone Who Would Die Without Antidepressants

Woman’s Journal Also Convenient Recap of Worst Moments in Her Life

Woman Abandons Plan to Get in Shape Now That Olympics Are Over

Plant Probably Just Playing Dead

Woman Waters Plants Just Enough That They’re Dying Slowly and Painfully

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