Prince William and Kate Middleton Provide Queen with List of Positions They Will Use to Conceive Next Baby
Here’s to eternal monarchy!
Are you a Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, or the Gay Cook Who Was Only in the First Episode?
Betcha they didn’t even see you!
Sea Shanty TikToks Your Shipwrecked Husband Will Unfortunately Never Hear
Really a shame just in and of itself but also it sucks he can’t check out these TikToks!
Is This Director’s Work Deeply Misogynistic or Covertly Queer and Feminist? You Have to Pick One or the Other
The important thing is that you settle deep into a stance then let confirmation bias do the rest of the work.
3 Hallmark Movies That Won’t Make You Wet But Won’t Leave You Completely Dry Either
You won’t be sure if you’re wet or dry, but you’ll probably be at least a little damp.
Weird New Episode of ‘The Crown’ Follows Anthropomorphic Cockney Rat for 45 Minutes
A member of Prince Charles’s estate called the episode, “the least offensive of the season.”
How to Not Hate the Child Actor That Looks Nothing Like the Grownup Actor They’re Supposed to Resemble
God, do they even try anymore?
Tiny Alien Piloting Jeremy Renner’s Brain Announces New Music Dropping Soon
“Glorbax really seems to ‘get’ Jeremy Renner.”
90s Cartoon Characters That We Can Safely Assume Are Openly Bi Now
I mean, come on. We definitely know.
BREAKING: There Are Actually 8 Jonas Brothers, But Most of Them Are Missing
How could one family be blessed with so many beautiful, talented boys!? And, conversely, how could one family also be cursed with so many missing ones?
The 4 Sexiest Photos of Mandy Patinkin’s Head on Channing Tatum’s Body we Were Able to Photoshop on Very Short Notice
We’re still not completely sure why we were asked to do this.
This Iconic Cast Just Reunited and Usually We’d be All Over This, But is Now Really the Time?
‘90s babies rejoice!
Critically Acclaimed TV Shows That Aren’t Nearly as Captivating as a Soundless Video of How Fruit Roll-Ups Are Made
Hell yeah, factory-made treat!
Devastating: Jenna Fischer Just Revealed Her Last Remaining ‘Office’ Memory
“When we run out of things to say, we just drop coy hints about a reunion.”
4 Movies to Watch During Quarantine That Are Way Too Close to What’s Actually Happening
Close to home? You betcha!