Prince William and Kate Middleton Provide Queen with List of Positions They Will Use to Conceive Next Baby
Sea Shanty TikToks Your Shipwrecked Husband Will Unfortunately Never Hear Really a shame just in and of itself but also it sucks he can’t check out these TikToks!
Is This Director’s Work Deeply Misogynistic or Covertly Queer and Feminist? You Have to Pick One or the Other The important thing is that you settle deep into a stance then let confirmation bias do the rest of the work.
3 Hallmark Movies That Won’t Make You Wet But Won’t Leave You Completely Dry Either You won’t be sure if you’re wet or dry, but you’ll probably be at least a little damp.
Weird New Episode of ‘The Crown’ Follows Anthropomorphic Cockney Rat for 45 Minutes A member of Prince Charles’s estate called the episode, “the least offensive of the season.”
How to Not Hate the Child Actor That Looks Nothing Like the Grownup Actor They’re Supposed to Resemble God, do they even try anymore?
Tiny Alien Piloting Jeremy Renner’s Brain Announces New Music Dropping Soon “Glorbax really seems to ‘get’ Jeremy Renner.”
BREAKING: There Are Actually 8 Jonas Brothers, But Most of Them Are Missing How could one family be blessed with so many beautiful, talented boys!? And, conversely, how could one family also be cursed with so many missing ones?
The 4 Sexiest Photos of Mandy Patinkin’s Head on Channing Tatum’s Body we Were Able to Photoshop on Very Short Notice We’re still not completely sure why we were asked to do this.
Are you a Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, or the Gay Cook Who Was Only in the First Episode? Betcha they didn’t even see you!
This Iconic Cast Just Reunited and Usually We’d be All Over This, But is Now Really the Time? ‘90s babies rejoice!
Critically Acclaimed TV Shows That Aren’t Nearly as Captivating as a Soundless Video of How Fruit Roll-Ups Are Made Hell yeah, factory-made treat!
Devastating: Jenna Fischer Just Revealed Her Last Remaining ‘Office’ Memory “When we run out of things to say, we just drop coy hints about a reunion.”
4 Movies to Watch During Quarantine That Are Way Too Close to What’s Actually Happening Close to home? You betcha!
Hulu Releases Horniest Show Ever Just in Time to Make Everyone’s Lives Worse “Foreplay! An experience I cannot even remember, but think was once good for me.”
4 Talking Points to Help Your Boyfriend ‘Get’ Hozier Hozier isn’t a person in a felt brimmed hat; he is the felt brimmed hat.
Unexpected! Stanley Tucci’s Tight Little Polo First Thing Making You Want Top Surgery Today “Flat chest in little polo – very good.”
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