Woman Takes Somber Moment to Remember How Many Hits Taylor Swift Has She barely listens to any Taylor Swift music intentionally but has instead absorbed a lot of it via osmosis.
Woman Pieces Together Plot of Entire Show From Fan Edits “These names mean nothing to me,” she continued, pointing to a diagram that hangs on her bedroom wall.
8 Celebrities Who Didn’t Know YOU Are Gay Troye Sivan is happy for you, but he’s a little hurt you felt the need to hide this from him for so long.
5 Disney Princesses Who Are Definitely Dead Now But at least we saw them at their best: strong, beautiful, and almost always 14.
‘Euphoria’ Season 3 Postponed Until They Eventually Decide Not to Do It Unless they reschedule it for 2040 or beyond.
Friend With Movie Theater Membership Obsessed With Telling You How Fast It Pays for Itself “Depending on the theater, the date and time of the screening, and the popularity of the film, it only takes two movies.”
6 Pedro Pascal Roles That Made My Mom Whisper, ‘That’s Pedro Pascal’ No matter what’s onscreen, she’s always ready to point out when an actor is Pedro Pascal.
How to Accept You Don’t Want Kids Even Though You Want to Raise the Next ‘Naked Brothers Band’ Your kids would, at one point in their lives, throw a drumstick and wacky colored tie at you and yell, “This isn’t my dream, mom. It’s yours.”
REPORT: Millions Await Drake’s Response Regarding His BBL Scars “He had a lot to say when Megan was silent and vulnerable, but now that she said all that about him wanting to be a bad bitch, it’s crickets?”
QUIZ: Was It a Weird Dream You Had or the Trailer for JLo’s New Movie? Did Fat Joe make an appearance as your therapist?
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3 Glee Covers That Are Better Than the Original, But Worse Than A.I. Mr. Krabs Singing It It’s got heart, it’s got range, and yet, it simply does not have enough oomph to unseat the A.I. Mr. Krabs cover of “Don’t Rain on My Parade”.
Woman Watches Film Solely to Join Discourse About It “How else am I supposed to know whether or not I should hate the director and anyone else who defends them?”
5 Classic Christmas Movies to Make You Nostalgic for Affordable Middle Class Housing If only they knew.
Woman Somehow More Obsessed With 2023 Troye Sivan Than 2012 Troye Sivan “I think I might like pop superstar Troye Sivan more than cherubic Youtuber Troye Sivan?”
A24 Announces They’re Done With the Emo Shit, Finally Rich Enough to Fund a Movie With Big Explosion Once you’re richer than God, then you can make Transformers: Edge of the Dark Side of the Animals of the Kingdom of Metal.
QUIZ: Which Sprouse Twin’s Mischievous Aura Are You? If given the opportunity, would you chain smoke cigarettes and spill all your secrets?
National Girlfriend Day! Here Are Four Gifts Cate Blanchett Will Love What do you get the girl who has two Academy Awards, four Golden Globes, and a husband?
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