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Fanbase of Mostly White Women Shocked to Find Out Their Favorite Singer Panders to Mostly White Women “She’s never worked with a Black woman artist until this month, but I thought she was more progressive than this!”
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National Girlfriend Day! Here Are Four Gifts Cate Blanchett Will Love What do you get the girl who has two Academy Awards, four Golden Globes, and a husband?
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4 Horror Movies That Are Just White Guys Talking a Lot Nothing says a terrifyingly excruciating time like two hours of white men going on and on!
How to Reckon Human Equality With Your Inherent Urge to Rank the Skarsgårds Remember, “equal” is subjective.
4 Fucked Up Horror Films That Still Aren’t as Unsettling as the Live Action Version of ‘The Cat in the Hat’ You’d have to be truly deranged to enjoy that shit.
How to Still Be a Harry Potter Adult Despite Literally Everything Throw away all the Harry Potter merch you own.
4 Photos of Zendaya and Tom Holland That Make Us Want to Fight God The height difference. The incredible hair all around.
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