Quiz: Which Fyre Festival Doc Are You? Finally find out which chronicle of a grifting, millennial con artist you most closely identify with!
5 Crappy Netflix Shows to Watch Because The Main Guy Is Sort Of Hot Check these out if mildly attractive men are what you’re after!
Sad! The Leaky Cauldron Is A Starbucks Now Devastating, considering the pub has been around since the 1500s and there is another Starbucks just two blocks away.
5 Game of Thrones Gifts That Say, ‘My Boyfriend Really Likes ‘Game Of Thrones’ He’ll be comforted by the fact that “this is my favorite show.”
4 Heartwarming Holiday Films That Also Happen to Have Really Hot and Supportive Dads in Them Don’t worry what this says about you, just sit back, relax, and enjoy gazing at those hot and responsible dads!
6 Photos of Hugh Jackman That Prove Once and For All He Is a Healthy Alien Sorry, you’re not fooling us, Hugh!
Queer Icons We NEED Biopics About, Where Their Sexuality Doesn’t Come Up What better way to have queer representation than by showcasing queer stories without all the queerness!
Quiz: Are You A Reality TV Villain Or Just A Boring, Bad Person? Are you a messy bitch who loves drama Or are you just a boring, toxic person who hurts her loved ones?
Hollywood Listened! Time For a New Fantastic Beasts Film We can’t wait to spend $15 in theaters to see this and the next three that are going to be released after that!
5 Sex Positions Meghan and Harry Probably Did To Make This Kid Those two must have hot sex, and if not, that’s very tragic!
Quiz: Are You Really Listening, or Are You Imagining Yourself as a Character on Riverdale? Are you thinking about what you’d look like with a bold lip and a dark twisted secret?
5 Incredible Ariana Songs Ariana Should Listen To Right Now Your words are perfect and you probably need to hear them.
4 Celebrities That Definitely Peel Their Cheeks Apart to Fart Silently Why make a toot when you can make a quiet toot?
5 Celebs that are Hot but Not as Hot as Eating Something Right Out of the Microwave Even the steamiest celeb can’t compare to eating something the very second it’s done in the microwave.
6 Hot Celebs Who Probably Have Silly Little Flaccid Penises Right Now It’s probably flaccid as hell and soft and little as a fleece handkerchief made for a doll!
Cara Delevingne Has a Choppy Blonde Bob, But Don’t You Try It You’re a perfect girl, but it’s different!
How to Smile Even Though Heidi Klum Played a Hot Giant in Ella Enchanted in 2004 Smile, even though this Victoria Secret model played a hot giant named Brumhilda!
Meghan Markle Awakes In Dead of Night, Whispers ‘Suits’ “It’s nice to know Meghan is haunted by her past as a D-list celebrity on an OK show.”
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