No One Takes Me Seriously at Work Cause I’m a Woman and All My Notebooks Are Lisa Frank Misogyny comes in so many forms.
Help! I Have the Same Attachment Style as Dobby The subservient character from a fictional universe and I seem to approach relationships in the exact same way.
Why I Stopped Politely Asking Men to Leave Me Alone and Started Lightly Touching the Smalls of Their Backs “Hey, baby, can you scooch?”
I LIVED IT: My Celebrity Crush Is Dating a White Woman They aren’t just friends and they are playing in my face!
Why I’m Having Kids So I Have Something to Trade if the Devil Ever Wants to Make a Deal What if I’m approached by the Lord of the Underworld and offered a lucrative “devil’s contract”?
Why I Stopped Trying to Be Grammatically Correct and Decided to Let Sleeping Dogs Lay I literally don’t even know what there talking about — sorry, their.
I LIVED IT: My Sister Is Having a Baby Even Though I’m Clearly Not Ready to Be an Aunt How could she do this to me?
I LIVED IT: Stan Twitter Didn’t Come to My Defense When My Ex Got a New Girlfriend It was time for me to move on.
Why I Let My Boyfriend Cum on My Face Because I Never Won a Kids’ Choice Award There’s no better feeling than getting unexpectedly blasted with slime.
Bringing Children Into This Dying Planet Is Unethical. Here’s Why I Gave Birth to a Solar Panel Instead You would think it would feel like a no-brainer, but the decision was difficult.
Why Conspiracy Theories Are Dangerous Except This One That Makes Sense The one about Avril Lavigne dying in the early aughts and being replaced by a body double actually makes a ton of sense.
DUDE CORNER: When I Said ‘Down With Capitalism,’ I Meant It More Like ‘Down With the Sickness’ Also, the way I’ve been saying it makes way more sense.
My Coworker Took Credit for Something I Did and Now They’re in Prison for Murder Another guy taking credit for a woman’s work – typical.
Why I’m Waiting to Get a Driver’s License Until Gay People Can Get One Too I’m prepared to not be behind the wheel for a while, and I’m happy to do it in honor of every gay person in America.
Why I Stopped Arranging My Living Room Around My TV and Started Arranging It Around the Big Spider I’m Too Afraid to Kill I’ve never felt more mentally energized, or more certain that I didn’t have a spider crawling on me.
DUDE CORNER: Why I Stopped Admitting Fault and Started Screaming ‘Agree to Disagree’ The trick is to just keep yelling until the other person realizes how fair and balanced you are for saying it.
I LIVED IT: I Got Hit by a Car Because I Was Watching the Tom Holland ‘Umbrella’ Lip-Sync Battle And I’m just going to say it: I would do it again.