Since the GOP Has a QAnon Congresswoman, Democrats Should Elect Someone Who Believes Harry and Louis Were Dating in One Direction
We Shouldn’t Let Politics Get Between Friendships, No Matter What ‘The Sound of Music’ Says It’s not what the Von Trapps would do, but whatever, clearly that movie’s dated.
In an Act of Radical Queer Subversion, I Refuse to Take My Friend’s Very Good Advice Grad school have left me little opportunity to engage in the praxis of so-called “adulting”, and as my friend would say, “it shows”.
I’m Qualified to Date Older Women Because I Don’t Know How to Use the ‘Create’ Feature on Instagram While no one has ever told me I’m an “old soul”, I do very much identify as one.
Why I’m Protesting on Behalf of the People Already in Charge I’m sick of these lazy, whining kids who are also somehow also a legitimate threat to my worldview.
How I Improved My Life by Muting Anyone Too Happy or Sad or Pretty or Ugly or Smart or Stupid I realized the crux of my philosophy: “I do not need to see it.”
I’m Voting for Joe Biden Because I Want to Hate the President a Normal Amount That’s the bar right now.
Being Bisexual Does Not Make Me Slutty, I Just Happen to be Both I do love threesomes. But it’s not because I’m bi.
Sorry If I Seem Out of It! I’m Just a Little Tired of Having No Job, Friends, Or Family If you did give me a hug, I might cry. Haha! That part’s not a joke.
Why I Stopped Dating Men and Started Dating My Humidifier Every time I hear the air bubble and slight fizzle of water, I know I’m not alone, and never really have been.
I Refuse to Live My Life in Fear. That’s Why I Choose to Live With This Killer Clown And if I do get brutally murdered by an evil clown? Well, it is what it is.
Sorry I’m Late, I Was Praying to God for the First Time in My Life Wow did I need to take a moment to talk to our Lord and Father in Heaven about what’s going on and see if there’s a way he could kind of sway things in my favor.
I LIVED IT: I Gave a Blowjob over Zoom and Still Managed to Puke All Over My Keyboard I hope somehow we can find a way to make that seem like a good thing.
Remember Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Daughter? I’m Her Babysitter and Need Help Finding Her Brown hair. Basically looks like Katie Holmes but a kid. Have you seen her?
I’m Not a Religious Extremist – I Just Want to Force my Religious Views Through the Highest Court in the Nation Hope that clears things up
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