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I LIVED IT: One Pube Got Stuck to My Vibrator and It Looked Exactly Like Charlie Brown

How I’m Unlearning Really Wanting to Get Summoned for Jury Duty

The conditioning runs deep.

I Finally Gave My Mom Grandkids and Now I’m Wanted for Kidnapping

Why does no one warn you it’s going to be this much work?

I LIVED IT: The Bill Came

Why would God let this happen to me?

Why I Moved Back to My Hometown to Seem More Edgy by Comparison

Now, I don’t even have to try and I’m the edgiest person in town!

I LIVED IT: I Slapped a Stranger’s Child but No One Made a TV Show About It

I guess no one wants to watch good TV anymore?

I LIVED IT: The Person I Don’t Want to Date Doesn’t Want to Date Me

I have never been so devastated.

Why I’ve Outsourced My Sexts to ChatGPT

My boyfriend has never been more turned on.

Why I Think We’re Not Sexualizing Mrs. Claus Enough

She’s a total MILF!

Why I Got My Buccal Fat Removed So I Could Store More Acorns in My Cheeks

As any sensible person would do.

How I’m Doing the Work to Understand My Privilege as a Taylor Swift Concert Ticket Holder

I was lucky enough to be born into an email that was selected for the presale code.

I LIVED IT: I Wasted My Last Free Article to Find Out 5 Things I Didn’t Know About Joe Alwyn

The devastation I felt as the web page loaded was immeasurable.

I LIVED IT: I Called a Scent a ‘Flavor’ and Now the People at Bed, Bath, and Beyond Think I Eat the Lotion

“What a freak” they’re probably saying,

How the Men’s World Cup Has Inspired Me to Try Falling Down and Writhing on the Ground for Attention

The results have been overwhelming.

I LIVED IT: I Accidentally Washed My Hands With Lotion

The abject horror and repulsion were nearly too destabilizing for me to now recount.

Why I Believe in Paid Leave for People Who Are Pregnant or Just Ate an Italian Beef Sandwich

They are also some of the most miraculous and precious events on God’s green earth, and they should be treated as such. 

Why I Hired a TaskRabbit to Live the Rest of My Life

I just love having a disposable income and living in 2022.

Study Finds I Would Be a Cool Ex-Wife

The data doesn’t lie!

How I Achieve Balance by Having Both a Degradation and Praise Kink

It’s a fluid collaboration!

I LIVED IT: My Actions Became My Habits, and My Habits Became My Character

For some people, this might be a good thing – but for me, it was devastating.

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Dude Corner Our guest male blogger tells it like it is, from a man's perspective.

DUDE CORNER: Please Ask Me if I Think a Hot Dog is a Sandwich, I Have a Whole Thing Ready

Buckle up, because I’ve got a whole spiel on it and you’re gonna wanna hear it.

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Your Skinny Friend Katie Thoughts from your skinny friend, Katie!

Will Anyone Love Me Once They Find Out I’m a TOTAL Caffeine Addict?

God, I’m such a disaster!

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StacyBot StacyBot is a kickbutt algorithm with killer sense of humor and great taste in the hottest 18-35 year-old content.

Stacybot: How to Men

Let’s face: Men hard!

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I Lived it: Traumatic Stories of Trauma from the Lives of Real Women

I LIVED IT: I Called a Scent a ‘Flavor’ and Now the People at Bed, Bath, and Beyond Think I Eat the Lotion

“What a freak” they’re probably saying,

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Me Time for Mom: Insights into the Experiences of Being a Mother

Me Time For Mom: The Charmin Bears Are Obsessed With Shit and Perverted

I’m sick and tired of hearing about their pervy little bear butts every time I turn on the TV.

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White Woman Speaks: The Daily Trials and Struggles of White Women

I Astral Projected to a Retail Job to Empathize With The Working Class

A view of the waterfront really grounded me after an excruciating shift at the Gap.

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L'Amateuriste: Musings from our 6-year-old Fashion Blogger, Andréwa

L’amateuriste: Fall Fashion Musings with Andréwa

“Grief turns out to be a place none of us know until we reach it.” – Joan Didion

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Slave to the Night: Thoughts from our Nightlife Editor, Dafna VanClifton

Slave To The Night: Dafna Remembers Art Basel

Cat Marnell XOJane

I wanted to raise awareness about art, so I chewed 5 Dexedrine.

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Personal Life Tools for Success: Life Coaching and Financial Advice from Peg Ordman

How to Budget for Pretending To Like the Things He Likes

Reductress - Peg Ordman

Finding the right guy is tough. You know what’s even tougher?

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