Help! I Don’t Want Kids But I Still Want to Eat My Own Placenta You know what I mean? You don’t? Hmmm. Okay.
I LIVED IT: The Toilet Water Splashed on My Vagina I guess the other lesson would be to get some wet wipes.
DUDE CORNER: I’ve Never Seen My Friends Be Sexist Because I Have A VR Headset on Most of the Time And that’s how you know I’m a good guy!
You’re Not Supposed to Have a Favorite Child, But Mine Is the Kid From ‘Jerry Maguire’ I don’t think I should have to apologize for feeling that way.
I Want the Best for John Boyega and That’s Why We’re Not Dating It’s literally the least I can do for him.
How I Conquered My Fear of Loneliness by Replacing it With a Fear of Mega-Tsunamis Immediately, I knew I had found a new phobia to occupy every moment of my waking life.
Why I Believe Science Unless It’s About How My Healing Crystals Don’t Work They can say hello to my obsidian and get out of here with that negative energy.
Why We Need to Normalize Whatever I’m Insecure About Today These are traits I am unwilling to change!
How I Became the Best Version of Myself by Mirroring My Front Camera All it took was seeing myself exactly the way I always see myself: in a mirror.
Instead of a Husband and Children, Here’s Why I’m Filling My Home With LED Mood Lights They really truly could respond to my mood in a way that no man ever had.
As Society Reopens, Here is How I am Relearning to Hold Farts In Here is how I’m relearning how to – ah, yep, I just did it again. Sorry.
I LIVED IT: I Finally Hooked Up with the Sourdough Starter I Made at the Beginning of Quarantine I began to appreciate its softness; its smell.
Help! My Boyfriend Won’t Stop Describing Things as ‘Lovecraftian’ I’m not even sure he knows what it means.
I LIVED IT: I Got a Slack Notification During Sex and I Couldn’t Finish Until I Checked It Now that’s, as Slack says, where “work” happens!
How I Became That Quirky Gal Who Sits on the Floor Even When There’s an Available Chair I like to sit in the dead center of the room, yes, even if it’s a christening or a funeral.
Why I Stopped Wearing Makeup and Started Keeping a Portrait in My Attic that Ages as I Sin Anyway, my skin has been flawless ever since so I’m like makeup who?!
Please Do Not Compare My Stretch Marks to Battle Scars, I Have Not Yet Proven Myself In Combat Let us not bestow feigned glory upon my body and just accept my stretch’d marks for what they are.