How I’m Celebrating Christian Girl Autumn by Living Through Multiple Biblical Floods
Peace be with you!
My Gastrointestinal Problems Are Part of My Hot Girl Brand, but I Really Would Like Some Relief
Like, medical help?
Why I Stopped Dating and Married Sarah, Plain and Tall
Who would ever be a more reliable partner than a tall, sturdy, mail-order bride?
How I Stuck It to Beauty Standards by Adding More Ribs to My Ribcage
Now I am physically thrown by the force of air entering my lungs.
DUDE CORNER: Here’s Why I Shake Men’s Hands and Give Women Hugs
And don’t say this is only about looks – I hug them even if they are only medium-hot!
We All Love Jeff Goldblum. Here’s Why the Way I Love Him is Actually Unique
I think if we grabbed coffee we’d really connect in an organic way.
Why I Stopped Working and Started a Pickpocket Gang for Wayward Children
I’ve never felt more alive!
How My $7 Iced Oat Milk Latte Purchase is a Performance Art Piece Interrogating Whiteness
Yeah. Hi. Welcome to the show.
How Hollywood’s Obsession With Reboots Inspired Me to Get Back With My Ex
Everything will be exactly the same as the first time, or slightly worse.
Why I Support Women Unless They Want to Hop on a Zoom Call Real Quick
How could a woman do this to another woman?
Am I Relaxing for Self-Care or Am I Just Immobilized by Indecision?
Is something that I should pat myself on the back for, or to be deeply ashamed about?
Help! I Spent $60 on a Tarot Reading and She Didn’t Say My Ex Is Still in Love With Me
Is there a board of psychic certification that I can report her to?
Why I’ve Been Standing in Front of This Impressionist Painting for Seven Years, Waiting to Meet My Soulmate
Just like Blair and Prince Louis!
Why I Stopped Breastfeeding and Started Filling This Nerf Super Soaker With Formula
My little one squeals with joy when I tuck, dive and roll before shooting formula directly at its face.
I LIVED IT: I Called Her ‘Babe’ When We’re Really More at the ‘Girl’ Level of Acquaintance
Super douchey of me, I know.
At Your Age, Your Parents Already Had Kids. Here’s Why They Shouldn’t Have.
They could’ve seen so much television.
How I Stopped Being Afraid of the Dentist By Instead Being Afraid of the Dentist’s Billing Department
And that’s growth, kind of.