I LIVED IT: A Beast Held Me Prisoner in His Mansion For Months but My Landlord Still Made Me Pay Rent
I mean, what the actual fuck?
Why I Edited Myself into M*A*S*H Re-runs So My Dad Would Finally Look at Me
We both couldn’t be happier.
Why My Family of 6 Decided to Fight to the Death Over 4 COVID Tests
Looks like we’ll have to say some goodbyes pretty soon!
I LIVED IT: I Threw a Great Gatsby Party and Somebody Shot Me in My Pool
I mean, seriously?! Uncool.
Help! I Didn’t Label My Frozen Eggs and Now My Roommate’s Having My Baby
The vibe of the apartment has been super tense lately.
I LIVED IT: I Saw My Daughter’s Killer on a LUSH Sticker
“THE MAN ON THE SOAP. WHERE CAN I FIND HIM??”
I LIVED IT: I Saw a ‘Don’t Give Up’ Sign While Running and Now I’m in the Hospital
Thanks a lot, toxic positivity!
Why I’m Refusing to Renew My Driver’s License Until the DMV Allows Baby Face Filter
C’mon, it’s 2022.
I LIVED IT: My Top Surgeon Refused to Replace My Nipples With Ferrero Rocher
How am I supposed to feel confident in my body now?
DUDE CORNER: Hypothetically, What If My Argument Was Right?
What if you died because you were wrong?
Help! I Had Sex With the Anonymous Hippopotamus in My Google Doc and Now He Wants to Reveal His Name
I LIVED IT: The Pillsbury Doughboy Mansplained Body Neutrality to Me
Who does the Pillsbury Doughboy think he is?
Why I’m Teaching My Child to Forego Infantilizing Names for Her Genitals and Say ‘Poon’ Instead
She has a right to know!
Why I Refuse to Listen to Scientists Until They Let Me Wear One of Their Little White Jackets
Fork over the lab coat, Doogie.
I Don’t Love ‘Love Actually’ Because I’m Basic, I Love It Because I Have a Turtleneck Fetish
Does that sound basic to you?