I LIVED IT: A Beast Held Me Prisoner in His Mansion For Months but My Landlord Still Made Me Pay Rent I mean, what the actual fuck?
Why I Edited Myself into M*A*S*H Re-runs So My Dad Would Finally Look at Me We both couldn’t be happier.
Why My Family of 6 Decided to Fight to the Death Over 4 COVID Tests Looks like we’ll have to say some goodbyes pretty soon!
Help! I Didn’t Label My Frozen Eggs and Now My Roommate’s Having My Baby The vibe of the apartment has been super tense lately.
I LIVED IT: I Saw My Daughter’s Killer on a LUSH Sticker “THE MAN ON THE SOAP. WHERE CAN I FIND HIM??”
I LIVED IT: I Saw a ‘Don’t Give Up’ Sign While Running and Now I’m in the Hospital Thanks a lot, toxic positivity!
Why I’m Refusing to Renew My Driver’s License Until the DMV Allows Baby Face Filter C’mon, it’s 2022.
I Don’t Like This Thing, but for Different, More Nuanced Reasons Than Yours See how much more interesting my opinion is?
I LIVED IT: My Top Surgeon Refused to Replace My Nipples With Ferrero Rocher How am I supposed to feel confident in my body now?
Help! I Had Sex With the Anonymous Hippopotamus in My Google Doc and Now He Wants to Reveal His Name UGH.
I LIVED IT: The Pillsbury Doughboy Mansplained Body Neutrality to Me Who does the Pillsbury Doughboy think he is?
Why I’m Teaching My Child to Forego Infantilizing Names for Her Genitals and Say ‘Poon’ Instead She has a right to know!
Why I Refuse to Listen to Scientists Until They Let Me Wear One of Their Little White Jackets Fork over the lab coat, Doogie.
I Don’t Love ‘Love Actually’ Because I’m Basic, I Love It Because I Have a Turtleneck Fetish Does that sound basic to you?
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