I LIVED IT: My Maxi Skirt Didn’t Absorb My Period Blood I guess I’ll never put my faith in science ever again!
I LIVED IT: My Least Favorite Celebrity Is Kind of Slaying a Little Bit I couldn’t even hate — she looked good.
I’m Not Afraid of Death. I’m Afraid of People Seeing the Inspirational Quotes I Saved on My Phone “Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not chocolate.”
I LIVED IT: I Accidentally Took a New Friend to a Place That’s Kind of Romantic Hope she doesn’t read into these vibes!
I LIVED IT: I Can’t Go to Bed Because My Lava Lamp Finally Started Doing Its Thing On a weeknight, no less!
How I Made Sure I Was Being Heard in the Workplace by Wearing Big Swishy Cargo Pants The sound of my cargo pants rubbing back and forth transforms my entire office into a captive audience.
I LIVED IT: I Didn’t Realize I Was Flirting and Now I Have to Go to Our Wedding He has two kids, and they won’t stop referring to me as “the mom who stepped up.”
Forget ‘Golden Child’ and ‘Black Sheep’ – I Was the ‘Knife Kid’ Was I the villain in my family’s story?
I LIVED IT: The Bowling Alley Animation Played a Detailed and Ominous Portrayal of My Death In short: I’m very, very scared.
How I Learned to Love My Job by Not Doing It With this simple trick, I’ve turned that dread into joy!
Bummer! I Asked an Old Person What They Would’ve Changed About Their Life and They Said They Would’ve Worked Harder What am I supposed to do with that?
I’m a Feminist, But I’m Taking My Husband’s Last Name to Bring Great Shame Upon It I simply cannot wait to get married and be infamously batshit crazy!
I LIVED IT: The Weather Got Nice and Now I Have Sexual Tension With Everyone I can’t stop winking at boys with fluffy hair and girls with a bisexual vibe.
I LIVED IT: He Held the Door Open for Another Woman To make matters worse, she offered him a bland “thank you” and he replied “no problem.”
Why I Refuse to Give Up Doing the Worm During My Pregnancy Yes, it’s important not to flop around on your belly while a small person is in there, but it’s also important to be happy.
I LIVED IT: I Sold My Furniture to Afford a Rug, But Now There’s No Furniture for My Rug Admittedly, I could have paid for the rug in monthly installments of $99.99 for the next seven years.
I LIVED IT: My Friends Sent the Pics They Took of Me I have been locked in a fetal position on the bathroom floor ever since.
see more...