Reductress Fridge Magnets

How Feeling a Cool Breeze Cured My Clinical Depression

I Ate Only McDonald’s for a Month and Now I Look Better Than Ever and Everybody Wants to Be My Friend

Instead of “upchucking,” people started asking me if I had weekend plans.

I LIVED IT: I Asked My Waiter to Choose Between Two Dishes and They Were Wrong

I literally didn’t have a choice.

I LIVED IT: I Tried to Listen to New Music

It was so fucking scary I am literally still shaking.

I LIVED IT: I Arrived at the Coffee Shop and Now I Have to Do Work

Turns out bad things still happen to good people.

Why I’m Adjusting Expectations for Myself if the Rest of You Agree Do the Same

Like, can we maybe get it in writing that we’ll all do it?

If My Posture Is So Bad, Why Does It Meet the Golden Ratio?

I am proud of the beautiful arc in my spine, rolling forward like the golden hills of Cyprus.

I LIVED IT: No One Said They Liked My Dress So I Couldn’t Tell Them It Has Pockets

Will I ever recover from this?

DUDE CORNER: The Day Airlines Ended Their Mask Mandates Was Better Than the Birth of My Son

My wife may birth me more sons, but the end of a mask mandate is once in a lifetime.

I LIVED IT: The Ice Hit My Nose

You just never think it’s going to happen to you.

Why I’m Rejecting Diet Culture and Consuming as Many Microplastics as I Want

My brain feels funny!

I LIVED IT: I Wanted to Order Pizza But My Partner Made a Delicious Meal for Us Instead

What was he thinking? Can I ever trust him again?

The Gender Spectrum Collection

I LIVED IT: Someone Asked Me What I Do for a Living Instead of What I’m Watching on Netflix

Try asking about what actually makes us human.

I LIVED IT: I Just Sighed My Mom’s Sigh

I was in denial, assuming the sigh must have come from my mother herself.

I Don’t Want to Get Married, But That Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Want to Get Proposed To

I’d love to be a fiancé someday – just without the whole wedding and lifelong partnership part.

I Use Dating Apps, But Only to Find People to Burp Me When I Drink Milk Too Fast

I just needed to burp, and I needed it now.

I LIVED IT: I Thought I Was Talking to a Nice Guy Online, But It Turns Out He Is Cake

Little did I know that he just appeared that way because of his hyper-realistic fondant.

I LIVED IT: I Had to Spend Some Money

No one should ever have to go through something like this, and I never thought it would happen to me.

I’m Tired of Men Calling Me ‘Crazy’ Just Because I Look Like This Emoji

They have obviously never taken a gender studies class in their life.

I LIVED IT: I Fell Four Stories Giving Road Head in the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Car

Be safe out there!