Should We Train Lobsters to be Waiters So We Can Keep Going to Applebee’s?
Come on; what else are they doing in those tanks right now?
DUDE CORNER: I Just Think Cancel Culture Veers Into Dangerous Territory, Like for Me Personally
If this keeps up, no one is safe, least of all, me.
Why I Will Always Believe Women When Doing So Has No Negative Consequences for Me Personally
It’s so important to selectively remember that these situations contain nuance.
Wait – Are The Million K-Pop Fans Who RSVPed Not Actually Coming to my Birthday Party?
Hahaha oh, no.
I LIVED IT: I Put Babyfeet on My Hands. Now I Have Tiny Widdle Baby Hands
Masturbation? I can’t even think about it. Too weowd.
I’m a Method Actor and My Method is Being Rude to the Cast and Crew
And though they might not say it, I know they respect me all the more for it.
We Don’t Need Statues To Learn About History. That’s What ‘Night At The Museum’ Is For.
Plus when the T-Rex skeleton chases Ben Stiller it’s so funny.
Why I’m Watching ‘Sister Act 2’ Instead of Going to a Protest, Hear Me Out
Just let me have this, okay?
My Allyship Might Not Be Perfect, But It Certainly Isn’t Helpful, Either
I’m committing so hard to imperfect allyship that I will not even end up supporting anything. And that’s ok!
I Was Also Against the Bad Thing Until You Brought Up Abolishing the Bad Thing
We just have to give them more and more money and never stop.
Why I’m Using My White Privilege To Talk About My White Privilege
Your white privilege should allow you to see how your white privilege has given you white privileges.
I LIVED IT: I Waited 3 Days to Resume Tweeting About My Hemorrhoids
Hemorrhoid silence is butthole violence.
How I’m Raising Anti-Racist Children By Sending Them To A Majority White Public School
Anything to provide them with the education they deserve.
I Loooove Black Men, That’s Why I Participate in the Historically Racist and Demeaning Practice of Hypersexualizing Them
No, I’ve never heard of Emmett Till. Who’s that?
5 Concerns About Abolition’s Viability, From Someone Who Just Heard of it Yesterday
Thank you for taking the time to educate yourself on my concerns.
Why I’m Choosing to Ask a Black Stranger How to Be a Better Ally, Even Though Google is Free
It’s the least I can do!
Why I’m Staying Home Except for My Coffee Runs, Picnics, Photo Shoots, Movie Nights, and Birthday
Y’all better be there!
Why I’m Bravely Defending Police Brutality On The Anniversary Of The Tulsa Race Massacre
So, who’s with me?