Why I’m Saving My Sephora Points for My Dowry
I come with a whopping 3,245 Sephora points to use at both of our disposal.
I LIVED IT: I Recorded Myself Singing Just to Check
Recording myself singing just to see if I can has officially ruined my life.
I LIVED IT: Someone Thought My Regular Clothes Were a Halloween Costume
Are you like an old timey detective or something?”
Why I’m Preemptively Arranging 4 Funerals for Myself So My Friend Groups Don’t Mix
If I didn’t, who knows what would happen!
I LIVED IT: I Bleached My Eyebrows So the Other Alt Kids Would Talk to Me Again
I bought a box of Clairol and went to work.
I LIVED IT: I Fell for a Rat Queer
You’re already marginalized, why add owning multiple rats to the mix?
My Boyfriend Didn’t Want to Take Me Apple Picking, So I Doxxed Him
I believe that getting your boyfriend to take you apple picking is a basic human right.
I’m The Bad Boy in This YA Love Triangle and I’ve Never Truly Cared About Anything…Until Now
I’ve never really cared about anything…
How I Tore Apart My Family by Telling Everyone to Bring Coleslaw to the Party
Just eight heaping bowls of cabbage drenched in dairy products spoiling on the dining room table.
I LIVED IT: I Didn’t Wish Someone Happy Birthday on Their Birthday but They Still Wished Me One on Mine
The havoc it wreaked on my mental state was immeasurable.
I LIVED IT: I Turned on a Garbage Disposal Thinking It Was a Light Switch
I still hear the echoes of that metallic grinding in my nightmares.
How I Establish Healthy Boundaries Using the Art of Mime
Most friends and family members did not react very positively to my new self-care habit.
I LIVED IT: I Am Not a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World
I’m a brunette woman in a tiny, one-bedroom apartment.
How I’m Decolonizing the Sidewalk by Pushing White People Into The Street
And that’s just a little something that I like to call “doing the work.”
They Say Cities Should Be Built for People, Not Cars. But How Do I Tell That to My Husband, Lightning McQueen?
Life is a highway, not a goddamn walkable plaza.