How I’m Celebrating Christian Girl Autumn by Living Through Multiple Biblical Floods Peace be with you!
How Zoë Kravitz Inspired Me to Also Give One of My Reply Guys a Chance My himpathy for these reply guys has no bounds!
My Gastrointestinal Problems Are Part of My Hot Girl Brand, but I Really Would Like Some Relief Like, medical help?
Why I Stopped Dating and Married Sarah, Plain and Tall Who would ever be a more reliable partner than a tall, sturdy, mail-order bride?
How I Stuck It to Beauty Standards by Adding More Ribs to My Ribcage Now I am physically thrown by the force of air entering my lungs.
DUDE CORNER: Here’s Why I Shake Men’s Hands and Give Women Hugs And don’t say this is only about looks – I hug them even if they are only medium-hot!
We All Love Jeff Goldblum. Here’s Why the Way I Love Him is Actually Unique I think if we grabbed coffee we’d really connect in an organic way.
How My $7 Iced Oat Milk Latte Purchase is a Performance Art Piece Interrogating Whiteness Yeah. Hi. Welcome to the show.
I’m Not Fucking the Phillie Phanatic Because I’m a Furry. I’m Fucking Him Because He’s Tall. If anything, I’m a bit of a normie. And I don’t care.
How Hollywood’s Obsession With Reboots Inspired Me to Get Back With My Ex Everything will be exactly the same as the first time, or slightly worse.
Why I Support Women Unless They Want to Hop on a Zoom Call Real Quick How could a woman do this to another woman?
Am I Relaxing for Self-Care or Am I Just Immobilized by Indecision? Is something that I should pat myself on the back for, or to be deeply ashamed about?
Help! I Spent $60 on a Tarot Reading and She Didn’t Say My Ex Is Still in Love With Me Is there a board of psychic certification that I can report her to?
Why I’ve Been Standing in Front of This Impressionist Painting for Seven Years, Waiting to Meet My Soulmate Just like Blair and Prince Louis!
Why I Stopped Breastfeeding and Started Filling This Nerf Super Soaker With Formula My little one squeals with joy when I tuck, dive and roll before shooting formula directly at its face.
I LIVED IT: I Called Her ‘Babe’ When We’re Really More at the ‘Girl’ Level of Acquaintance Super douchey of me, I know.
At Your Age, Your Parents Already Had Kids. Here’s Why They Shouldn’t Have. They could’ve seen so much television.
How I Stopped Being Afraid of the Dentist By Instead Being Afraid of the Dentist’s Billing Department And that’s growth, kind of.
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