Why I Wear A Mask To Protect Ms. Frizzle’s Class Inside My Esophagus
If I can do it with a busload of fucking children stuck in my throat, you can wear a fucking mask.
Why I’m Taking a Stand Against the Wedding Industrial Complex by Getting Married in This Three-Piece Zoot Suit
And that is why I’m wearing a three-piece zoot suit to my wedding for some reason.
Why I’m Done Caring What People Think, Unless I Need To Ask My Family For Money
I don’t really care. Unless you’re reading this, Mom. I love you!
I LIVED IT: I Invited Three Strangers to My Wedding and One of Them Might be My Dad
Trust me it was fun.
Why I Decided to Stop Wearing Bras and Start Wearing Apple Bottom Jeans (Jeans) Boots With the Fur (With the Fur)
This is a choice I’m making for me (me) and nobody else (nobody else).
I Asked Someone to Watch My Stuff, And When I Came Out of the Bathroom, The Whole Coffee Shop Was Applauding My Jacket
Here it was – the high I’ve been chasing my whole life.
5 Times My Tall Husband Joseph Insisted On Cooking Beef
Throughout the journey of learning how to live in true partnership, you will inevitably face unexpected demons and obstacles, but...
4 Reasons Why I Shouldn’t Have To Step Aside And Let This Kid Have A Turn On The Big Bass Wheel At Dave And Busters
Oh, so now he’s “crying”?
Move Over, ‘Cottagecore’: Here’s Why I Fantasize About Living In An Old Mine Shaft
It’s not fucking steampunk, okay?
Should We Train Lobsters to be Waiters So We Can Keep Going to Applebee’s?
Come on; what else are they doing in those tanks right now?
DUDE CORNER: I Just Think Cancel Culture Veers Into Dangerous Territory, Like for Me Personally
If this keeps up, no one is safe, least of all, me.