DUDE CORNER: I Understand Women Because I Have Three Sisters I Hate I don’t need to put in the work because I grew up doing the work.
I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Stopped Scratching My Back I haven’t been able to look at him the same way since.
Why I Don’t Buy Into Trends Because I Don’t Know What They Are Right Now Can somebody tell me where I can find them?
I’ll Try Anything in Bed, as Long as It’s Your Idea Because What if What I Want Is Weird? To each their own, which for me is whatever you want to do!
I Joined a Cult Because There Was No Broker Fee. Here’s Why. Now I’ll definitely be in an HBO docu-series when this all goes south in a couple of years!
I LIVED IT: I Was More Attracted to Stanley Tucci Than Penn Badgley When Re-watching ‘Easy A’ as an Adult Is this who I’ve become? And furthermore, am I even mad?
Why All Billionaires Are Unethical Except This Magician Who Made Their Money Appear Out of Thin Air “The first step to being an ethical billionaire is to learn how to use magic.”
Problematic? Jesus Took the Wheel Even Though I Was Driving Fine and Didn’t Need a Man’s Help At least help me parallel park or something.
I LIVED IT: My Employer Refused to Provide Poppers in the Staff Lounge How does she expect us to work in this environment?
How I Stopped Being Embarrassed to Film TikToks by Saying My Record Label Forced Me to Do It Now I always have someone to blame when my TikToks don’t get any likes!
I LIVED IT: I Said ‘I Hate My Job’ and My Friend Suggested I Look for a New One I have never been so disrespected in my life.
Why Being Called on My Bullshit Is a Violation of My Boundaries The world is filled with toxic people whose needs and internal lives are not as complicated as mine.
I LIVED IT: I Agreed With the Teenager’s Parents in a Coming of Age Movie I found their reasoning pretty valid.
I LIVED IT: I Tried Spitting in My Partner’s Mouth but Nothing Came Out Because I’m on SSRIs Yes, this trap is shooting blanks.
I Ate Only McDonald’s for a Month and Now I Look Better Than Ever and Everybody Wants to Be My Friend Instead of “upchucking,” people started asking me if I had weekend plans.
I LIVED IT: I Asked My Waiter to Choose Between Two Dishes and They Were Wrong I literally didn’t have a choice.
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