I LIVED IT: My Coworker and I Went to the Bathroom at the Same Time
How could she do this to me? How could she do this to herself?
Why I’m Okay With Men Manipulating Me as Long as They’re Nathan Fielder
What can I say? I love his work!
Why I Talk Through Movies So They All Pass the Bechdel Test
I think it’s safe to say that Alison Bechdel would approve of any movie I’ve seen.
Why We Really Need to Do Something About Inflation Now That I Can See the Effects in My Own Life
Turns out, inflation is a very real problem that affects very real people, specifically me.
Why I Set Up a Paywall to Stop Men From Talking to Me
Nothing deters someone more quickly than having to pay a monthly fee.
Why I’m Donating My Body to the Humanities
I want English majors to describe in vivid detail the macabre beauty of my blue-hued flesh.
Help! This Troll Will Not Let Me Cross the Bridge Until I Listen to His Podcast
Does anyone know how to skip these rhyming, troll-speak Squarespace ads?
I LIVED IT: I Caught Consumption to Fulfill My Cottagecore Aesthetic
I was just like a heroine from an 1800s novel!
I LIVED IT: I Wore Cowboy Boots to a Party and Now They’re Asking Me to Birth This Calf
Now I’m putting on rubber gloves and reading a Wikipedia page on “cow birth”.
Why I Stopped Engaging in Aftercare and Started Dumping Gatorade on Him After Sex
Nothing says “I love you” like a cooler of Cool Blue to the dome.
I LIVED IT: The Government Took Away My Rights and Still Expected Me to Come to Its Birthday Party
Are you fucking serious? After all of this?
How I Found an Affordable Studio by Becoming a Little Cockroach
The cherry on top? No more broker’s fee!
I LIVED IT: Someone Thanked Me for Opening Up When I Thought We Were Having a Pretty Normal Conversation
What the fuck just happened?
Why I Quit Botox and Started Obscuring My Face Like the Neighbor From ‘Home Improvement’
Hiding my face at all times has been beyond liberating.
I Donated $15 to Nancy Pelosi and She Spent It on the Panera ‘You Pick Two’
She got a cup of mac and half a Green Goddess Cobb salad.