Being Bisexual Does Not Make Me Slutty, I Just Happen to be Both
I do love threesomes. But it’s not because I’m bi.
Sorry If I Seem Out of It! I’m Just a Little Tired of Having No Job, Friends, Or Family
If you did give me a hug, I might cry. Haha! That part’s not a joke.
Why I Stopped Dating Men and Started Dating My Humidifier
Every time I hear the air bubble and slight fizzle of water, I know I’m not alone, and never really have been.
I Refuse to Live My Life in Fear. That’s Why I Choose to Live With This Killer Clown
And if I do get brutally murdered by an evil clown? Well, it is what it is.
Sorry I’m Late, I Was Praying to God for the First Time in My Life
Wow did I need to take a moment to talk to our Lord and Father in Heaven about what’s going on and see if there’s a way he could kind of sway things in my favor.
I LIVED IT: I Gave a Blowjob over Zoom and Still Managed to Puke All Over My Keyboard
I hope somehow we can find a way to make that seem like a good thing.
Remember Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Daughter? I’m Her Babysitter and Need Help Finding Her
Brown hair. Basically looks like Katie Holmes but a kid. Have you seen her?
I’m Not a Religious Extremist – I Just Want to Force my Religious Views Through the Highest Court in the Nation
Hope that clears things up
Why I’m Ditching Social Media – Oh No, Wait, This Line is Actually Really Long
Maybe I could just sign in on my browser for just a few minutes.
Help! I Got a Bidet and Now I’m Addicted to Having a Wet Ass
Is there perhaps a more socially appropriate way to enjoy my wet ass? Please email me.
My Favorite Disney Princess is Kelly Ripa, And Yes That Counts Because Disney Owns ABC
She has the best prince, Prince Mark Consuelos.
Why I Stopped Dressing for Men and Started Dressing for my Coworkers’ Teenage Kids Who May See me Over Zoom
Zoomers yell at you, “That fit’s flame!”
Yes, Shakespeare Wrote ‘King Lear’ During Quarantine, But He Didn’t Have the Means to Rewatch ‘Gilmore Girls’
I think things would have been very different if he had the chance.
I’m in a Throuple Because Our Fourth Left to Go to Some Chocolate Factory With His Grandson
I mean, we all like chocolate, right? But that’s neither here nor there.
How I Made Peace with my Body by Realizing I Can Always Change it Later
Till then, why bother stressing it?
How I Explore the Duality of Man by Being a Bitch Sometimes and Then Other Times Not
The key is balance.