I Finally Gave My Mom Grandkids and Now I’m Wanted for Kidnapping Why does no one warn you it’s going to be this much work?
Why I Moved Back to My Hometown to Seem More Edgy by Comparison Now, I don’t even have to try and I’m the edgiest person in town!
I LIVED IT: I Slapped a Stranger’s Child but No One Made a TV Show About It I guess no one wants to watch good TV anymore?
Why I Got My Buccal Fat Removed So I Could Store More Acorns in My Cheeks As any sensible person would do.
How I’m Doing the Work to Understand My Privilege as a Taylor Swift Concert Ticket Holder I was lucky enough to be born into an email that was selected for the presale code.
I LIVED IT: I Wasted My Last Free Article to Find Out 5 Things I Didn’t Know About Joe Alwyn The devastation I felt as the web page loaded was immeasurable.
I LIVED IT: I Called a Scent a ‘Flavor’ and Now the People at Bed, Bath, and Beyond Think I Eat the Lotion “What a freak” they’re probably saying,
How the Men’s World Cup Has Inspired Me to Try Falling Down and Writhing on the Ground for Attention The results have been overwhelming.
I LIVED IT: I Accidentally Washed My Hands With Lotion The abject horror and repulsion were nearly too destabilizing for me to now recount.
Why I Believe in Paid Leave for People Who Are Pregnant or Just Ate an Italian Beef Sandwich They are also some of the most miraculous and precious events on God’s green earth, and they should be treated as such.
Why I Hired a TaskRabbit to Live the Rest of My Life I just love having a disposable income and living in 2022.
I LIVED IT: My Actions Became My Habits, and My Habits Became My Character For some people, this might be a good thing – but for me, it was devastating.
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