Why I Wear A Mask To Protect Ms. Frizzle’s Class Inside My Esophagus If I can do it with a busload of fucking children stuck in my throat, you can wear a fucking mask.
Why I’m Taking a Stand Against the Wedding Industrial Complex by Getting Married in This Three-Piece Zoot Suit And that is why I’m wearing a three-piece zoot suit to my wedding for some reason.
Why I’m Done Caring What People Think, Unless I Need To Ask My Family For Money I don’t really care. Unless you’re reading this, Mom. I love you!
I LIVED IT: I Invited Three Strangers to My Wedding and One of Them Might be My Dad Trust me it was fun.
Why I Decided to Stop Wearing Bras and Start Wearing Apple Bottom Jeans (Jeans) Boots With the Fur (With the Fur) This is a choice I’m making for me (me) and nobody else (nobody else).
I Asked Someone to Watch My Stuff, And When I Came Out of the Bathroom, The Whole Coffee Shop Was Applauding My Jacket Here it was – the high I’ve been chasing my whole life.
Why I’m Refusing To Apologize For Eating The Plums That Were In The Icebox This is just as much the icebox’s fault as it is mine.
5 Times My Tall Husband Joseph Insisted On Cooking Beef Throughout the journey of learning how to live in true partnership, you will inevitably face unexpected demons and obstacles, but...
4 Reasons Why I Shouldn’t Have To Step Aside And Let This Kid Have A Turn On The Big Bass Wheel At Dave And Busters Oh, so now he’s “crying”?
Move Over, ‘Cottagecore’: Here’s Why I Fantasize About Living In An Old Mine Shaft It’s not fucking steampunk, okay?
Should We Train Lobsters to be Waiters So We Can Keep Going to Applebee’s? Come on; what else are they doing in those tanks right now?
DUDE CORNER: I Just Think Cancel Culture Veers Into Dangerous Territory, Like for Me Personally If this keeps up, no one is safe, least of all, me.
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