Thoughts ARCHIVES

Why I Stopped Saying ‘Yes’ and Started Saying ‘Ok Maybe’ and Never Following Up

I Believe All Protests Should Be Peaceful, Even Though Peaceful Protestors Get Murdered Too

My Roommate Thinks It’s Time for Me to Get Out of the Shower. Here’s Why I Won’t.

I Don’t Call The Cops On Black People Because I Want Them Dead, I Do It Because I Want Them Scared Of Dying

I Wear A Mask To Protect All Of Us, And Also Because I Have Adult Acne

I’m Not Wasting My Day. I’m Taking Thousands of Selfies That No One Will Ever See

How am I Supposed to Smile at People While Wearing a Mask When I Never Did This Before?

Why I’m Taking This Time in Quarantine to Really Focus on My Inherited Wealth

Why I’m Not Judging the Murder Hornets Until I Hear Both Sides

I LIVED IT: My Dad Has a Second Family on Zoom

Why I Still Wake Up With a Strong Pot of Coffee So I Can Accomplish My Day’s Goal of Shitting

You Snooze, You Lose! I Bought All the Flour for My Big-Ass Roux

I LIVED IT: My Arms Are Too Weak to Buy Things in Bulk

Why I Stopped Getting Dressed and Started Teaching My Dog Marketing

Please Don’t Re-Open Georgia, My Daughter Finally Talks to Me Sometimes

What This Economic Shutdown Taught Me About How I Love Buying Shit

Don’t Leave Your House for Anything Non-Essential, Unless You’re my Parents Dropping off a Care Package

DUDE CORNER: If I’m Racist, Then How Come I Have So Many Cool Fetishes?

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