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Why I Stopped Engaging in Aftercare and Started Dumping Gatorade on Him After Sex

I LIVED IT: The Government Took Away My Rights and Still Expected Me to Come to Its Birthday Party

How I Found an Affordable Studio by Becoming a Little Cockroach

I LIVED IT: Someone Thanked Me for Opening Up When I Thought We Were Having a Pretty Normal Conversation

Why I Quit Botox and Started Obscuring My Face Like the Neighbor From ‘Home Improvement’

I Donated $15 to Nancy Pelosi and She Spent It on the Panera ‘You Pick Two’

Why I Stopped Nervous Farting and Started Farting Because I’m Brave

I Started Making My Bed With Hospital Corners and Now I Owe Thousands in Medical Debt

DUDE CORNER: I Understand Women Because I Have Three Sisters I Hate

I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Stopped Scratching My Back

Why I Don’t Buy Into Trends Because I Don’t Know What They Are Right Now

I’ll Try Anything in Bed, as Long as It’s Your Idea Because What if What I Want Is Weird?

Help! I Am Living Through History

I Joined a Cult Because There Was No Broker Fee. Here’s Why.

I LIVED IT: I Was More Attracted to Stanley Tucci Than Penn Badgley When Re-watching ‘Easy A’ as an Adult

Why All Billionaires Are Unethical Except This Magician Who Made Their Money Appear Out of Thin Air

Problematic? Jesus Took the Wheel Even Though I Was Driving Fine and Didn’t Need a Man’s Help

I LIVED IT: My Employer Refused to Provide Poppers in the Staff Lounge

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