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I LIVED IT: A Beast Held Me Prisoner in His Mansion For Months but My Landlord Still Made Me Pay Rent

Why I Edited Myself into MAS*H Re-runs So My Dad Would Finally Look at Me

Why My Family of 6 Decided to Fight to the Death Over 4 COVID Tests

I LIVED IT: I Threw a Great Gatsby Party and Somebody Shot Me in My Pool

Why This Full Moon Is Actually About Me

Help! I Didn’t Label My Frozen Eggs and Now My Roommate’s Having My Baby

I LIVED IT: I Saw My Daughter’s Killer on a LUSH Sticker

I LIVED IT: I Saw a ‘Don’t Give Up’ Sign While Running and Now I’m in the Hospital

Why I’m Refusing to Renew My Driver’s License Until the DMV Allows Baby Face Filter

I Don’t Like This Thing, but for Different, More Nuanced Reasons Than Yours

I LIVED IT: My Top Surgeon Refused to Replace My Nipples With Ferrero Rocher

DUDE CORNER: Hypothetically, What If My Argument Was Right?

Help! I Had Sex With the Anonymous Hippopotamus in My Google Doc and Now He Wants to Reveal His Name

I Pass the Bechdel Test Everyday If You Don’t Count Bigfoot as a Man

I LIVED IT: The Pillsbury Doughboy Mansplained Body Neutrality to Me

Why I’m Teaching My Child to Forego Infantilizing Names for Her Genitals and Say ‘Poon’ Instead

Why I Refuse to Listen to Scientists Until They Let Me Wear One of Their Little White Jackets

I LIVED IT: No One Has Ever Asked Me About My Skincare Routine

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