Thoughts ARCHIVES

Look, It’s Up to El Salvador if They Want to Fix Our Indisputably Evil Fuckup

Why Cigarettes Are Visually Disgusti – Oh, a Woman Is Holding One? Never Mind

Why I Stopped Focusing on the Negatives and Started Focusing on the Gay Incest in ‘The White Lotus’

DUDE CORNER: I Would Like to Come Back Into Your Life to Tell You How Well I’m Doing

I LIVED IT: I Showed Friends My Favorite Movie and They Pointed Out All the Ways It’s Problematic

Why It’s Rude to Be on Your Phone at a Restaurant Unless You Just Needed to Google Something Really Quick

I Miss the Good Old Days When a Macy’s Parade Balloon Would Kill Someone Every Once in a While

I LIVED IT: I Retold a Story From Childhood and Realized I Was a Bully

DUDE CORNER: Relax It’s Not Going to Be That Bad

DUDE CORNER: Trump Doesn’t Really Mean What He Says, Unless I Agree With Him

How I Finally Got In-Unit Laundry by Moving Into a Washing Machine

I LIVED IT: I Made Fun of Myself and My Friend Added to the Bit Instead of Correcting Me

I LIVED IT: My Computer Died Even Though I Only Had 25 Tabs Open and 3 Movies Playing

I’m Not a Passenger Princess. I’m a Trunk Troll.

I LIVED IT: My Healing Was Linear but It Was Linear Downward

Here’s Why I Value Having a Clean Apartment––Wait, No, Don’t Look in That Closet

DUDE CORNER: Get Ready to Hear Me Type

I LIVED IT: I Told My Friend to Stop Me if I’ve Told Them This and They Actually Did

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