Thoughts ARCHIVES

DUDE CORNER: Please Ask Me if I Think a Hot Dog is a Sandwich, I Have a Whole Thing Ready

I’m a Hot Smalltown Baker and I Simply Don’t Have Enough Cum in Me to Fuck All You Corporate Lawyers This Season

I LIVED IT: My Mom Used My Brother’s Name as Her Password

I LIVED IT: I Ate a Grilled Cheese Sandwich With No Tomato Soup

There’s No History of Mental Illness in My Family, but It’s Gotta Start Somewhere

I LIVED IT: There Were ‘No Replacements Found’ for the Word I Misspelled

How My Seasonal Dandruff Helped Me Get Into the Holiday Spirit

I LIVED IT: I Couldn’t Tell if My Laundry Was Wet or Just Cold

I LIVED IT: I Cried at the Straight Wedding

How I Escaped Today’s Rapid Trend Cycle by Dressing Like Mr. Tumnus

I’m Not Just a Pretty Face – I’m Also Ugly Feet

How I Accepted My Flaws as Part of What Makes Me a Believable Character

Why Public Transportation Needs to Be More Efficient Between Me and The Person I’m Fucking

Here’s Why Big Pharma Needs to Be Stopped, Unless They Start Making More Adderall

How My High School English Teacher Prepared Me for Lifetime of Infatuation With Mediocre White Men

I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Told Me About His Exes After I Begged Him To

Why My Refusal to Pay My Taxes Is a Trauma Response

I LIVED IT: My Friend Was Despairing About Climate Crisis but I Wasn’t in the Mood

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