Thoughts ARCHIVES

Why I Won’t Apologize For Not Getting Married, Even Though I Know Some of You Came From Out of Town For This

My Boyfriend May Be Short, But He’s Also Loud

Why I Stopped Dressing For Men and Started Wearing A Loose Necktie Like Avril Lavigne In 2002

I Lived It: I Looked at a Picture of Zoë Kravitz

When I Say I Like Chick Flicks, I’m Talking About Chicken Run

I Don’t Have To Be A Mother Just Because I’m The Last Sumatran Rhino

Yes, I’m A Squirter, But Only When I Put Mentos And Coke Up There

I Floss Daily Because Strong Teeth Leads To Scary Blowjobs, And That’s A Good Thing

I LIVED IT: My Brush Snagged My Hair and Now I’m Hella Horny

White Woman Speaks: Of Course I Have Black Friends – Both of My Nannies

I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Doesn’t Have A Camp Sensibility

Is It Really My Birthday If I Don’t Have A Huge Party With A Bunch Of People I Never Speak To Who Don’t Give A Shit About Me?

I’m Not Like Other Girls. I’m A Self-Help Guru Running For Healer Of The Free World

Allow Me To Set You Up With Some Guy

If All Student Loan Debt Is Cancelled, How Will I Have An Automatic Advantage Over My Peers?

How I Make $100,000 a Year From Home by Being Married to My Husband, Mr. Slick Dick Richy Rich

DUDE CORNER: Most Guys Just Want Sex, But I Would Be Okay With Hand Stuff

I LIVED IT: My Younger Sibling Is Taller Than Me

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