by Pam Bondi
Some of the “woke left” are complaining that we deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia to an El Salvadorian prison in an “administrative error”. And while some of you libtard Supreme Court justices are demanding we “bring him back”, it’s simply up to the sovereign and all-powerful president of El Salvador to fix our own absolutely massive, indisputably evil fuckup that we fucked up on so many moral, legal, and basic administrative levels.
Sorry, did I say fuckup? I meant victory.
We may be the most powerful nation in the world, but any idiot knows that if the president of a small central American country says we can’t bring him back, we can’t. Those are just the rules that I made up. Why? Because that’s my job. MAGA!
Anyway, can you imagine what would happen if we brought him back? We’d have to kill him to keep him from talking. You wouldn’t want us to kill an innocent man to keep him from talking, right? Oh, you would like to bring him back so we’d have to kill him? So much for the tolerant left!
We simply respect the rule of law in this administration, and if a country of six million people running a remote concentration camp on behalf of President Trump says they can’t put a confined man on a plane, then those are the opinions we all have to accept.
In the end, it’s up to El Salvador if they want to fix our unfathomably massive administrative error that has led to life imprisonment of a man in a country determined to kill him, because if it were up to us, we’d have done the exact same thing. That just how this works now, folks! Now let’s get back the things that really matter to our country: suing Maine because transgender. MAGA!
