Pride Gear You Can Take the Cost of, Multiply by Two, and Donate That to a Bail Fund That, as the companies who are trying to get your money would say, is the tea.
4 Bold Lip Colors That No One Outside Your Apartment Will See Until At Least 2021 They’ll see ’em eventually!
Disheveled Gowns To Swan Around Your Empty Apartment In, Muttering ‘I Was Very Beautiful Once, You Know…’ “I was a beauty, they said…”
Equality! This Graphic Tee Comes in Worse Fabric With Weird Little Sleeves for Women Worth it to have a t-shirt with a waistline!
How to Come Out of the Closet Using Only an Undercut and a Carabiner Now get out there and find the right patterned button-down shirt!
Black Boots That Look Different Enough From The Pair You Already Have What are you waiting for, bitch?
4 Beach Cover-Ups to Stop the Sea From Getting Too Horny This can’t be stressed enough: Do not unleash your boobs.
We Bet This Will Be Your New Favorite Conditioner But We Wish We Didn’t Bet So Much, Oh God, We’re In So Much Debt We promise you won’t regret it!
This New Skincare Line Just Punches You in the Stomach and Steals Your Wallet “Our initial findings have shown that this is actually incredibly effective.”
Kay Jewelers Releases An Even Fuglier Necklace “The necklace is part of our curvy heart looking thing collection.”
5 Holy Grail Beauty Products That Will Drive You Mad In Your Quest To Find Them Go ahead, try to find this on the shelf of your local Sephora, yesterday…
4 Cute Headbands That Say, ‘I’m Gonna Have a Headache Later’ “Cute! That girl is going to start complaining about a headache any second now!”
4 Tricks For Shinier Hair So People Know You Shit Good You get the message, and so will everyone else, shit queen!
Athleisure Travel Looks That Say, ‘Yeah, I’m Going To Fart On This Airplane’ You could just pack some Beano, but this is way more fun, and way more trendy.
4 Sexy Lingerie Pieces That Will Look Weird and Bumpy Under Regular Clothes “Hey, what are those weird bumps under your shirt?”
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