Cozy Slippers to Wear When You Want to Take a Break From Taking Feet Pics
Your feet will feel like off-duty models.
How to Become as Intimidating Yet Visually Striking as Brutalist Architecture
It will have everyone saying, “Whoa. What?”
5 Puffy Jackets That Say, ‘Someone Could Push Me Down a Flight of Stairs and I’d Be Fine’
Like bubble wrap for the body!
5 Combat Boots That’ll Serve You Well in the War on Christmas
You’ll be suited up for hand-to-hand combat!
4 Off-the-shoulder Looks Inspired by Your Fitted Bedsheet
You’ll be feeling like an exposed mattress all season!
4 Corduroy Pants That Will Make Your Ass Look Like The Great Pumpkin
The Great Pumpkin has risen to reward the good and suffocate the faces of the nonbelievers.
5 Dark Academia Looks That Say ‘Urban Outfitters is My Alma Mater’
Who needs to study aesthetics when you are an aesthetic?!
4 Group Halloween Costumes That Say, ‘We Have an Insufferable Group Chat’
Be careful if you are choosing a group costume – it might reveal the true insufferability of your group chat.
5 Halloween Costumes That Are Obviously Just What You Want to Roleplay As Later
Everyone here knows that’s your exact plan, btw!
How to Attempt a Capsule Wardrobe Even Though You Only Do Laundry Once Every Two Months
You’ll look really put-together! Just like, from kind of far away.
5 Period Panties You Can Also Piss and Shit in, Because It’s a Free Country
Who’s going to stop you?
3 Knitted Crop Tops That Say, ‘Yeah, Only My Tits Are Cold’
“I adapt to the change of weather in my own way, and that way is swaddling my arctic tits like a baby.”