This Fall’s Hottest Fashion Trend––Oh Fuck, Summer’s Over?? What Am I Doing With My Life????? Wait, what happened to August???
5 Doc Marten Looks That Say, ‘I’m Attracted to All Women and Two Men’ How do you style them in a way that says, “I like men too, sometimes?”
5 Summer Hijab Trends That Won’t Stop White People From Thinking You’re Oppressed White people will always assume you have the one-dimensional personality of the terrorist wife character in a spy movie.
We Dare You to Name a Single Thing Quirkier Than These Patterned Masks Naming something more twee and charming than this mask? Good fucking luck.
8 Rockabilly Dresses That Will Make them Quake in Fear of Your Colossal Tits Looking for a new way to feature your enormous breasts?
4 Sneakers with Bows So People Don’t Think Your Feet Are Men Maybe they have some fungus between their toes, but they’re ladies.
4 Delicate White Blouses That Have Salsa On Them AGAIN? JESUS Four intricate, airy white blouses you will spill food on like a child.
4 Tight Pencil Skirts That Will Keep the Thousands of Tiny Spiders That Make Up Your Body in Place All hail the Spider Woman, may she reign in Spider Hell until the end of time!
Haircuts That Say, ‘My Middle School Ringtone Was My Chemical Romance’s ‘Welcome to the Black Parade’ We’ll carry on, we’ll carry on!!!
How to Do Winged Eyeliner Now That You’ve Forgotten What Makeup Is Now you have some stuff on your face and that’s makeup, baby.
Pride Gear You Can Take the Cost of, Multiply by Two, and Donate That to a Bail Fund That, as the companies who are trying to get your money would say, is the tea.
4 Bold Lip Colors That No One Outside Your Apartment Will See Until At Least 2021 They’ll see ’em eventually!
Disheveled Gowns To Swan Around Your Empty Apartment In, Muttering ‘I Was Very Beautiful Once, You Know…’ “I was a beauty, they said…”
Equality! This Graphic Tee Comes in Worse Fabric With Weird Little Sleeves for Women Worth it to have a t-shirt with a waistline!
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