4 Chapsticks You Can Rub All Over Your Dry, Cracked Fucking Mouth This Winter We honestly don’t know what happened to you, but you definitely should be using more lip balm.
Brandy Melville Tops to Hulk Out Of While Opening a Jar If you ask us, Brandy Melville to Mark Ruffalo is a level-up!
Revlon Just Introduced a Lipstick for Frantically Writing Equations on a Window After Being Hit With a Big Idea “Women are intellectual giants,” says Trier. “And it’s time our lipstick caught up.”
4 Puffer Jackets That Puff Up Even Further When You Feel Threatened Customers are calling this coat, “better than diarrhea.”
4 Fortifying Facial Oils to Transform Your Dry Winter Skin into a Perfectly Seasoned Cast Iron Pan Your face can be as beautiful as a seasoned cast iron skillet, too.
4 Itty Bitty Purses That Say, ‘Would a Needy Person Carry THIS?’ Nothing says “well adjusted” like buying a $300 bag that could fit a set of baby teeth at the most.
4 Baseball Caps to Show the World You’re a Baseball Cap Girly You’re a down-to-earth girly, but still in a way where you were in a sorority.
Cruelty-Free Makeup for You to Be a Huge Bitch In All the cruelty-free makeup in the world won’t make your maid of honor trust you again!
4 Hydrating Face Masks That Won’t Do Shit Since You Don’t Drink Water Did you know that on top of improving the appearance of skin, water also makes you not die?
3 Circle Scarves That Say, ‘I Just Don’t Think Looting is the Answer’ All you know is that what’s happening to the Target (and the Starbucks inside the Target!) is just not right!
Slutty Outfits You Can’t Wear Because Your Dad is a Strict, Overprotective Sea King Whatever, girl – make that deal with the sea witch!!
The 4 Best Mousses to Turn Your Hair Into a Crunchy Little Snack This mousse will give your hair the “oomph” it needs to go “cronch”. Delish!
Three Boxy Cable Knits That Say, ‘Can Men and Women Ever Really Be Just Friends?’ Yes, just not if they’re also in love with each other.
Haircuts That Say, ‘My Middle School Ringtone Was My Chemical Romance’s ‘Welcome to the Black Parade’ We’ll carry on, we’ll carry on!!!
This Fall’s Hottest Fashion Trend––Oh Fuck, Summer’s Over?? What Am I Doing With My Life????? Wait, what happened to August???
5 Doc Marten Looks That Say, ‘I’m Attracted to All Women and Two Men’ How do you style them in a way that says, “I like men too, sometimes?”
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