5 Trendy, Oversized Sweaters That a Thin Woman Stole From the Plus-Sized Section She said she can’t be fatphobic if she’s like, super sorry.
4 Looks From the Early 2000s We Can’t Wait to Get Wrong Again We have a powerful hankering to completely fuck ‘em up again!
Old Navy Unveils New Line of Performance Anxiety Fleece They are confident that you’re going to fucking need it.
The Best Winter Running Gear for Showoffy Little Cunts After your workout, don’t forget to wrap yourself up in the shortcomings of others to stay toasty all winter long.
4 Little Black Dresses That’ll Make Him Forget He’s Your Second Cousin Make him forget you share a great-grandparent, and make him wonder if you should be sharing a bed…
How to Wear a Jean Jacket and Beanie Without Appropriating Bi Culture Whatever you do, don’t pair it with Doc Martens.
3 Long Coats That Say, ‘I Was Going for One of My Walks…’ Many throughout history have walked alone while feeling and thinking things deeply.
4 Hydrating Face Masks That Won’t Do Shit Since You Don’t Drink Water Did you know that on top of improving the appearance of skin, water also makes you not die?
4 Sweaters That Scream and Scream and Scream and Will Not Stop Screaming It’ll have people saying, “Who is she?” And “What is going on with that shrieking sweater?”
4 Chapsticks You Can Rub All Over Your Dry, Cracked Fucking Mouth This Winter We honestly don’t know what happened to you, but you definitely should be using more lip balm.
Brandy Melville Tops to Hulk Out Of While Opening a Jar If you ask us, Brandy Melville to Mark Ruffalo is a level-up!
Revlon Just Introduced a Lipstick for Frantically Writing Equations on a Window After Being Hit With a Big Idea “Women are intellectual giants,” says Trier. “And it’s time our lipstick caught up.”
4 Puffer Jackets That Puff Up Even Further When You Feel Threatened Customers are calling this coat, “better than diarrhea.”
4 Fortifying Facial Oils to Transform Your Dry Winter Skin into a Perfectly Seasoned Cast Iron Pan Your face can be as beautiful as a seasoned cast iron skillet, too.
4 Itty Bitty Purses That Say, ‘Would a Needy Person Carry THIS?’ Nothing says “well adjusted” like buying a $300 bag that could fit a set of baby teeth at the most.
4 Baseball Caps to Show the World You’re a Baseball Cap Girly You’re a down-to-earth girly, but still in a way where you were in a sorority.