Gen Z Came to My House and Refused to Leave Until They Told Me These 5 Millennial Trends They Hate
They’re coming for you next.
How to Style a Sweater Vest Without Looking Like Doug Funnie
You’re young, you party, and you are definitely not an old person masquerading as a cartoon boy.
4 Nude Lipsticks That Will Have Them Saying, ‘Where Is Her Mouth?’
“Sorry, boys. Whether I’ve got the hole with the teeth and the tongue is NONE of your business.”
5 Ways to Cover Up Your Hot Outfit When You No Longer Want to Be Perceived
Go from hottie to 11-year-old boy at a skate park.
3 Shirts You’ll Buy From a Thrift Store and Then Ruin Trying to Cut Them to a Better Length
You’re definitely gonna ruin it.
3 Eye Color Palettes That Make You Look Like Lisa Frank Sat on Your Face
This will make it look like Lisa topped you…hard.
$50 Serums to Put on Your Face Instead of Eating A Vegetable
Whether you eat vegetables is not a moral issue, but having perfect skin totally is!
How to Treat Everyone as Your Equal Even Though You Have a Mask Chain
Some people’s masks wear them, and that’s heartbreaking but true.
4 Clogs That’ll Have Everyone Thinking, ‘Here Comes a Little Horse’
“Ah, fooled again. It’s a woman wearing wood shoes.”
Fun Floral Dresses for Spring That – Wait, These Are Kids Clothes, Aren’t They?
Please understand we were picturing this on the body of an adult woman.
4 Skorts That Say ‘Fuck Me, But Not in This Skort, Because There’s Shorts Under Here’
Fuck me! But expect to take my clothes off first, just like most sex.
3 Blunt Bobs to Let the World Know You’re a Sociopath
These are perfect for the modern girl boss sociopath.
4 Embroidered Cardigans to Let Your Crush Know You Kiss With Your Eyes Open
You are definitely for someone.
4 Pairs of Round Glasses That Say ‘I Would be a Chipmunk if That Were an Option’
Chipmunk but make it fashion.
4 Sweaters That Scream and Scream and Scream and Will Not Stop Screaming
It’ll have people saying, “Who is she?” And “What is going on with that shrieking sweater?”