4 Skorts That Say ‘Fuck Me, But Not in This Skort, Because There’s Shorts Under Here’ Fuck me! But expect to take my clothes off first, just like most sex.
3 Blunt Bobs to Let the World Know You’re a Sociopath These are perfect for the modern girl boss sociopath.
4 Embroidered Cardigans to Let Your Crush Know You Kiss With Your Eyes Open You are definitely for someone.
4 Pairs of Round Glasses That Say ‘I Would be a Chipmunk if That Were an Option’ Chipmunk but make it fashion.
4 Sweaters That Scream and Scream and Scream and Will Not Stop Screaming It’ll have people saying, “Who is she?” And “What is going on with that shrieking sweater?”
5 Trendy, Oversized Sweaters That a Thin Woman Stole From the Plus-Sized Section She said she can’t be fatphobic if she’s like, super sorry.
4 Looks From the Early 2000s We Can’t Wait to Get Wrong Again We have a powerful hankering to completely fuck ‘em up again!
Fun Floral Dresses for Spring That – Wait, These Are Kids Clothes, Aren’t They? Please understand we were picturing this on the body of an adult woman.
Old Navy Unveils New Line of Performance Anxiety Fleece They are confident that you’re going to fucking need it.
The Best Winter Running Gear for Showoffy Little Cunts After your workout, don’t forget to wrap yourself up in the shortcomings of others to stay toasty all winter long.
4 Little Black Dresses That’ll Make Him Forget He’s Your Second Cousin Make him forget you share a great-grandparent, and make him wonder if you should be sharing a bed…
How to Wear a Jean Jacket and Beanie Without Appropriating Bi Culture Whatever you do, don’t pair it with Doc Martens.
3 Long Coats That Say, ‘I Was Going for One of My Walks…’ Many throughout history have walked alone while feeling and thinking things deeply.
4 Hydrating Face Masks That Won’t Do Shit Since You Don’t Drink Water Did you know that on top of improving the appearance of skin, water also makes you not die?
4 Chapsticks You Can Rub All Over Your Dry, Cracked Fucking Mouth This Winter We honestly don’t know what happened to you, but you definitely should be using more lip balm.
Brandy Melville Tops to Hulk Out Of While Opening a Jar If you ask us, Brandy Melville to Mark Ruffalo is a level-up!
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