5 Rompers That Are Difficult — But Not Impossible — To Masturbate In
Hike up these loose shorts and get in there!
5 Lilly Pulitzer Prints That Say, ‘I’ve Masturbated To A Romney’
Let everyone know you’re the type of woman who has definitely masturbated to a Romney.
Elegant Little Cartilage Piercings That Will Absolutely Never Heal
This cost $60 and has only brought you misery!
Summer Sundresses to Show Off Your Raw, Mosquito Feast Legs
Mosquitoes may ruin your life, but they won’t ruin your summer fashion!
How to Save Money By Wearing One Signature Outfit Like a Cartoon Character
This is all sort of uncharted territory!
4 Dumbass Styles You’ll Think Are Cool A Year From Now When Everyone’s Wearing Them
After you’ve seen these looks on roughly five thousand other women, you’ll definitely come around.
How to Get Your Hair to Look Like it Did That One Time in 2017
There’s nothing wrong with trying to chase your dreams.
Preppy Headbands That Say, ‘I Just Discovered I Have A Twin Sister and We’re Getting Our Parents Back Together’
Undo a very messy divorce through zany hijinks!
Get the ‘Euphoria’ Look by Finally Letting the Girl You Babysit Have Free Rein on Your Face
If you’re eager to try out the striking looks of Rue and Jules but don’t know where to begin, just let that girl you babysit go hog wild on your face.
This Wet-Look Hairstyle Will Make You Look Like You Just Came Out Of Your Mother’s Womb
Be sure to set with hairspray to keep your wet, squinty-eyed “searching for a taste of a nipple” look intact.
5 Summer Sandals for Your Cat to Barf In
These sandals are perfect for summer and even more perfect for your cat to leave a massive pile of puke in that you’ll find a day later.
3 Jumpsuits to Make This Wedding About You
Bring the focus of the event back to where it belongs: you and that jumpsuit!