Hero! This Woman Ran Inside a Burning Building to Silence the Smoke Detector
She only did what any good citizen would do.
Fascist? This Woman Just Interrupted Two Baristas Deep in Conversation to ‘Order a Coffee’
“It was really scary!”
Phew! This Woman Was Jealous of Someone’s Career but Remembered They’re Six Weeks Older Than Her
Thank God! She has plenty of time to catch up!
Game Over: Man Just Pointed Out There Are Bigger Issues Than Problem You’re Discussing
Wow! This Woman Transformed Her Brita Into a Regular Pitcher by Forgetting to Change the Filter
Finally! A regular pitcher that’s also expensive!
Aww! This Woman Got a Boyfriend So She Wouldn’t Have to Look Both Ways When Crossing the Street Anymore
Love is real!
Sweet Annihilation? This Woman Just Deleted Every Screenshot on Her Desktop Without Checking What Any of Them Were
Let the flames of violent rebirth descend!
Why I Forgive Myself for Stealing From CVS Tomorrow
It’s that it’s all about letting go of the past, the future, and really anything you don’t like about yourself.
Wow! This Woman Runs a Small Business Where She Buys Clothes, Doesn’t Wear Them, Then Sells Them at Half Price
“It’s all about the grind.”
Sure! This Woman’s Self-Care Routine Includes Stalking Her Ex’s Venmo History
Most people just watch Netflix, but you do you!
How to Listen to Your Body Except for When It Says to Run Into the Woods and Lie Down Forever
La, la, la! Scary! Can’t hear you!
Woman Takes Little Tour of Own Apartment While Brushing Teeth
“It’s not just a tour; it’s an adventure.”
Kind of Sad? Friend Who’s an Engineer Still Uses Stuff She Learned in Math Class
Wow! This Woman Took So Many Napkins From Chipotle She Opened a New Chipotle
“The only logical reason to have this many Chipotle napkins in one place is if that place is a Chipotle.”