Anti-Vaxxer? This Woman Never Pretended to Give Herself a Shot with a Mechanical Pencil in Middle School
Um, okay, QAnon!!
Inspiring! This Woman Grew Her Own Lettuce to Throw in the Trash Two Weeks Later
Connie says she’s never felt so connected to the food in her kitchen.
Wow! Woman’s Adult Acne More Consistent Than Her Adult Friendships
“My adult acne remembers every birthday, anniversary, and important work meeting.”
Killing It! Woman Plans Entire Week’s Meals Around 8-Pack of Hamburger Buns
Guy Fieri? More like GAL Fieri!
How to Tell Little Girls They Can Do Anything They Want Except for Probably a French Braid
This will instill confidence and also, realism.
Inspiring! This Woman Will Read Your Tarot Cards Even Though You Really Really Don’t Want Her To
She’s willing to do the same for you, whether you like it or not.
How to Let Go of Old Resentments and Make Room for New Ones
Leave the past behind and get ready to focus on the festering resentments of today!
Inspiring! This Woman Set an Intention to Shit More
She’s making an effort to drop the kids off at the pool again.
Wow! This Woman Founded a Body-Positive Yoga Studio Where You Can Eat Cake and Jack Off
Sounds like a yoga class we definitely want to cum to!!
Creepy Haunted Doll Manufacturer Announces New Plus-Sized Creepy Haunted Doll
The future is inclusive!
Toy Story 5? This Woman’s Strap-On Came to Life While She Was at Work
Andrea’s bedroom buddies have become increasingly comfortable making themselves at home in her absence.
Wow! This Woman Aged Gracefully by Exiling Herself to the Wood, and Living Out Her Days in a Candy House
Keep killing it, Gullveig — you make 43 look easy!
Public Health Hero? Woman Spends Half of Migraine Explaining How Bad Migraines Feel
“I’m just going to have to bitch about it until people get it.”