Inspiring! This Woman Subscribes Her Exes to Her Newsletter Without Asking
Is this incredibly toxic, beautiful, or both?
Feel Old Yet? Thousands of Furbies Approaching Menopause
Those furry little creatures sure have grown up – and are slowly losing their reproductive capacity!
Heroic Woman Rescues Dog From Expensive Breeder
We hope this inspires countless others to get out there and rescue a very expensive dog.
Getting Too Comfortable? Friend Just Referred to Her Mom as ‘Mom’
“I guess it just seems unfair that now her mom is suddenly like the universal Mom.”
Unbelievable! That Person Did Better Than You by Working Hard and Not Giving Up
It’s almost as if focusing on her goals and dreams was a personal attack on you specifically!
Uh Oh: AOC Just Went Live to Talk About Why You Haven’t Gotten Your Shit Together
That’s gotta hurt.
Brave! This Woman Just Bought a Pound of Shrimp With Zero Plan
“I could make a huge shrimp stew?” Nourhan adds. “Is that something?”
Real-Life Bridgerton? This Woman Sat Up Straight for the First Time in 10 Years
We had no idea someone could bring the past to life like this!
Desperate? This Man Wants to Be Buried Next to His Wife
Yikes! Maybe save that kind of talk for the fifth decade of marriage.
Wow! This Woman 127 Hours-ed Herself After Getting Trapped Under Her Weighted Blanket
“I had no idea I was incapable of getting out from under it until I was fully trapped. Plus, I was just so cozy.”
Oh No! This Woman’s Catcallers Won’t Stop Talking About Game Theory
“If you think about it, what is life but a series of choices? Also, you should smile more.”
Wow! This Woman Emits a High Frequency Screech When Someone Asks ‘How Have You Been?’
“Nothing has happened in my life for the last ten months that I have any desire to talk about whatsoever.”
Hot! This Woman Kept Her Bra on During Sex to Make It Seem Like a Movie
Is it hot in here, or are we just imagining having sex in an underwire, full-support brassiere?
Whoa! This Woman is Technically PMSing but Also Has a Very Valid Point
Kelsey admits that her point was super valid, even though the idea of making points just made her cry for some reason.
Aww! This Woman Just Adopted the Cutest Puppy She’ll Start Neglecting the Moment Bars Re-Open
“Of course I’ll go out a bit more after all this, but there’s, like, dog TV and stuff.”
Queen’s Gambit? This Woman Likes To Stare At The Ceiling And Imagine Really Vivid Pokemon Battles
Shawna, who is also hot, is excited to see how her visions evolve the more fucked up she gets before bed.