Nice! Woman Gives Up Drinking but Not Sleeping With Her Makeup On Now, I still wake up feeling gross, but without the hangover!
This Woman Is Having a Baby so It Can Learn to Code and Then Teach Her to Code “My child will probably skip the babbling stage and go right to Python.”
Catch-22? This Woman Needs to Take Anxiety Medication to Pick Up Her Anxiety Medication “I trust my psychiatrist, but also…what if she’s completely wrong, and fatally so…” Maxine then trailed off ominously.
Woman Most at Peace in Wide-Open Meadow or During Five-Hour TV Binge “There is literally no in-between.”
Real Life Meet-Cute? This Man Said Something Problematic to a Woman in a Bookstore Wow! Just like in the movies!
Nice! These Friends Split an Hour of Conversation Into 75 Voice Messages Nat keeps locking her phone and having to start each message over, which has cost the pair a collective 13 minutes.
Beach Body? This Woman Transformed Into the Pacific Coastline in 90 Days Moira used to be 5’2” and now she is 6,640 miles long.
Oh No! This Woman’s Birthday Was Ruined When She Remembered What a Birthday Is “I was so naive before I turned — Oh my god, sorry, I need a second.”
Brave! This Woman Decided Not to Have Kids Because She Doesn’t Want to Do Math Homework Again Let that intense aversion to basic arithmetic guide your every adult decision!
No Shit! Wildly Successful Person Believes in Manifestation “Yes, you can manifest an Amex Black Card!”
Nice! This Woman’s Schedule Just Opened up Because She Forgot What She Needed to Do Today Enjoy your day, Stacy!
Girlboss! This Freelancer Invoices for Work-Related Nightmares “I will make them pay for making my subconscious become so work oriented.”
Aw! This Woman Gave Advice to Her Younger Sister With a TikTok Dance So She’d Pay Attention Rhian is nae-naeing to the sound of hard truths!
Aww! This Woman Really Thinks She’ll Take a 5-Minute Shower It’s so cute that she thinks anything will change this time!
Intuitive Eating! This Woman Ate a Man “If I’m going to change my relationship with food, I have to stop feeling guilty about my cravings.”
Wow! This Woman Wasted 12 Hours Deciding How to Spend Her Day “I just thought I would have more time. I was so eager to start my day, but like, I didn’t want to do my day wrong.”
Nice! Things Are Finally Going Well for This Woman So Now She’s Scared “Everything is going exactly according to plan,” she said, peeking out of her curtains.
Buying Back the Block? This Woman Bought an Entire Smoke Shop So She Can Be High at Work The business owner also plans on donating runts to children in need.