Woman Who Forgot Her Rings Today Won’t Let That Stop Her From Playing With Them Rings are the most socially acceptable form of “little gizmo” that you can play with in an adult setting without drawing attention to yourself.
Hydration Queen! This Woman Almost Drowned Say bye-bye to your Stanley and hello to accidentally trying to breathe while underwater!
Cool! 20-Year-Old Makes Conscious Decision to Get Addicted to Smoking “I was never pressured into smoking in my teen years, but luckily, it’s not too late to start!”
Nice! This Woman Breaks a Promise She Made to Herself Every 15 Seconds “I said I’d eat breakfast and then didn’t do that, so kind of an immediate ‘L.'”
Traditional Dating? This Woman Drove Her Chevy to the Levee to Find the Good Old Boys Drinking Whiskey and Rye “I want to have real conversations, you know? Like: Did you write the book of love? And do you have faith in God above, if the Bible tells you so?”
Wow! Woman Successfully Used Podcasts to Stop Having an Inner Monologue Go girl! Achieve that minimal brain activity!
Honoring Her Inner Child! This Woman Just Coughed Without Covering Her Mouth Never lose that youthful spirit!
Witchcraft? This Woman Created an Entirely New Outfit out of Clothes She Already Owns “When she told me neither the shirt she was wearing nor the pants were new, I knew I was witnessing something really special.”
Yay! Dino Nuggets Just as Big a Part of Woman’s Adult Diet as She Always Dreamed “Sure, my life hasn’t turned out exactly as I’d hoped, but it’s important to bring yourself joy with the little things.”
Magnanimous Queen! Woman Already in Bed Decides It’s Probably Best to Coexist With Bug on the Ceiling “Just because the bug has entered my room doesn’t mean that it deserves to die.”
Uh Oh! This Woman Enjoyed Pickleball Even Though She’s Morally Opposed to It “It’s a bastardization of everything tennis gave us. That being said, I’m having an amazing time.”
Crossover Episode? This Woman’s Dream Was a Combination of All the Shows She’s Been Watching Who knew she basically had three combined writers’ rooms in her brain this whole time?
Plagiarism? Friend’s ‘Realization’ Something You Already Said to Them “I just can’t believe he didn’t give me credit.”
Archival Crisis? This Woman Is Procrastinating Getting Her Rolls of Film Developed “We’re permanently losing work that people put their heart and souls into.”
Perspective Is Everything! This Woman Only Has One Tampon Left of the Workday We never thought of it like that!
Mindfulness? This Woman Is Trying Not to Panic on a Plane “I feel so connected to my body right now,” she added. “Unfortunately, it feels, like, so bad.”
Nice! Woman Takes Out Second Mortgage to Go to the Movies “She’s risking almost her entire net worth to see a movie that she’s moderately excited about.”
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