Parenting Win! Son Occupied For Hours Talking To Dead Girl Under His Bed “This is honestly better than letting him watch TV.”
Slay! This Boyfriend Asked, ‘Hey, You Okay?’ at Exactly the Right Time Yes, Daniel! Notice your girlfriend’s emotions!
Aw! When Her Daughter Couldn’t Go to Dance Class, This Mom Made Her a Home Studio and Critiqued Her Every Dance Move “She’s very weak and poorly trained.”
Mandela Effect? Everybody Seems to Think You Blacked Out and Peed in the Street on Your 21st Birthday Remarkable, considering this definitely never happened!
Wow! Every Alcohol Affects This Woman Differently, But All Of Them Make Her Cry “How does she do it?”
Hero? Villain? This Woman Ordered Take-Out “I miss the old days, back when every consumer decision wasn’t in some way evil.”
Touching! This Cop Gave Someone a Hug While His Coworkers Opened Fire Behind Him What a snuggly, warm teddy bear!
Go Off! This Bitch Might Move the Lamp to a Different Corner Today “I guess the cord would be more visible in that other corner. Ugh, I don’t know.”
Every Night, This Town Thanks a Doctor by Fucking Her Brains Out “It’s just a little thing we can all do to show support.”
Wow! This Woman Found a Use for a 35th Pillow “There is no room at all for me in that bed,” says Carol’s husband.
Nice! Art Museum Offers Virtual Tour Complete With Guy On First Date Explaining Everything Though he’s not impressing his date, Silas has thus-far been a big hit with the museum’s e-goers.
Woman Regains Sense of Normalcy by Canceling Zoom Call with Friends At press time, Tran was Googling soup recipes that she can bail on making later.
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