How To Love Yourself Even Though You Lost Your Left Nipple Piercing in a McDonald’s Ball Pit
It’s important to remember that you are loved – no matter which three-year-old eventually finds that nipple ring.
Embarrassing! This Woman Got Drunk and Texted Her Mom to Say ‘I Love You’
Izzy seems to have learned nothing from her messy night.
Incredible! These Ex-Girlfriends Share a Therapist, Family Phone Plan, and Bed
Awwww, we love love! Or whatever you call this.
Tragic! This Woman Accidentally Liked a Retweet from a Person She Hates
“I had no idea what I was really doing.”
Goals! This Woman is About to Live Through a Civil War Just Like Her Favorite ‘Little Women’ Character
“LOL, I’m so trivial!”
Self-Care Queen! This Woman Sometimes Changes Her Bong Water
Wow! Trying to avoid illness or death is about as goals as self-care can get.
Anti-Vaxxer? This Woman Never Pretended to Give Herself a Shot with a Mechanical Pencil in Middle School
Um, okay, QAnon!!
Inspiring! This Woman Grew Her Own Lettuce to Throw in the Trash Two Weeks Later
Connie says she’s never felt so connected to the food in her kitchen.
Aw! This Little Girl Was Told She Could Be President One Day and is Wondering Who Would Even Want That Shitty Job
Aww! She’s fucking right!
Wow! Woman’s Adult Acne More Consistent Than Her Adult Friendships
“My adult acne remembers every birthday, anniversary, and important work meeting.”
Killing It! Woman Plans Entire Week’s Meals Around 8-Pack of Hamburger Buns
Guy Fieri? More like GAL Fieri!
How to Tell Little Girls They Can Do Anything They Want Except for Probably a French Braid
This will instill confidence and also, realism.
Inspiring! This Woman Will Read Your Tarot Cards Even Though You Really Really Don’t Want Her To
She’s willing to do the same for you, whether you like it or not.
How to Let Go of Old Resentments and Make Room for New Ones
Leave the past behind and get ready to focus on the festering resentments of today!