Nice! This Woman’s Hobby Is Spending $40
When Chloe is feeling especially inspired, she will spend $50 or $60.
Wow! Dad Took Uglier Picture of You Than Previously Thought Possible
“Every pore is popping on Dad’s iPhone 11 dual camera.”
How to Recognize Your Negative Thoughts and At Least Hear Them Out
Like, you won’t even hear them out?
Girlboss! This Woman Decided Her Period Was Over Even Though It’s Definitely Not
Go forth and bleed!
Soulmates? Man on Subway Is Reading Book You’ve Heard Of
Sources agree that you’ve definitely heard of this book before.
How to Overthink Every Achievement Until It Becomes a Bad Thing
Soon, the world will discover that you are a fraud.
Wow! This Woman Turned 30 And Still Cares What Other People Think
You’re supposed to be mostly done with that by now, Shannon, – catch up!
Brave! This Man Commented ‘Who Cares?’ on an Article About ‘The Bachelor’
No one can stop Alex from telling it like it is!
Aww! This Service Dog is Trained to Remind Woman to Switch From Main to Alt Accounts
We salute you for your service, Barry. Please stay off Tiktok!
Wow! Woman So Busy She Can’t Send Text From Phone She Stares at 10 Hours a Day
Tracy declined to comment (ended the call).
127 Hours? This Woman Used Lotion in the Bathroom And Now She Can’t Get a Good Grip on the Doorknob
“Now my strength is slowly fading.”
How to Believe in Yourself as Much as This Woman Wearing White Pants
We don’t know how she does it, but we desperately want to try!
Annoying! Friend Who Won’t Shut Up About Being Vegan Will Outlive You by a Lot
Katie might outlive us, but only if we don’t kill her first.
Aw! This Woman Had a Three-Person Wedding to Avoid Kissing Someone in Front of Her Family
Guests were able to view the wedding on Zoom from a camera placed 100 yards away.
Sad! This Woman Always Watches Much-Talked-About TV Shows Too Late to be Part of the Conversation
“The whole thing is actually very unfair to me.”
Jealous? This Woman Woke Up from a Coma and Doesn’t Know What A ‘Boy Mom’ Is
“I accidentally just learned who Jake Paul was. I mean, how much worse can it get?”
How to Stop Caring What People Think of You and Start Caring What This Mean Bird Thinks of You
Good luck with the mean bird.