Nice! This Woman Spent Her Entire Workday Re-Reading an Email She Already Sent Now that’s attention to detail!
Betrayal? Friend Wants Kids Even Though That’s Not What She Said 10 Years Ago What an absolute Judas.
Scary! This Might Be the Best Version of Yourself “I thought I had at least ten to 20 years to get there!”
Liar? Baby Says Skincare Routine Is Just ‘Drinking Lots of Water’ Wow, can you trust anyone to tell you what cleanser they use anymore?
Aww! This Woman Gets Along With Her Mom Until She Says Something That Annoys Her What an unbreakable bond!
Optimist? 25-Year-Old Says She’s Having Quarter-Life Crisis Almeda doesn’t realize that not everyone lives to be exactly 100 years old
Nice! This Woman Is Running a Marathon to Raise Awareness That She Can Run a Marathon Okay, humanitarian!
Aw! This Woman Wants Her Friends’ Lives to be Perfect So She Can Complain the Most She reports to have grown tired of commiseration.
Aw! This Little Girl Wants to Be an Astronaut Even Though She’s Not a Billionaire Ah, the gentle naïveté of youth!
Wow! This Woman’s Love Language Is All of Them “I want to receive all of them, all at once, constantly.”
Haunting: This Couple Asked a Stranger to Take Their Photo and She Only Took One “It’s a ritual that people rely on, and one that is essential in holding the fabric of our society together.”
Sweet Annihilation? This Woman Just Deleted Every Screenshot on Her Desktop Without Checking What Any of Them Were Let the flames of violent rebirth descend!
Hero! This Woman Ran Inside a Burning Building to Silence the Smoke Detector She only did what any good citizen would do.
Fascist? This Woman Just Interrupted Two Baristas Deep in Conversation to ‘Order a Coffee’ “It was really scary!”
Phew! This Woman Was Jealous of Someone’s Career but Remembered They’re Six Weeks Older Than Her Thank God! She has plenty of time to catch up!
Game Over: Man Just Pointed Out There Are Bigger Issues Than Problem You’re Discussing Check-fucking-mate, bitch!