Wow! This Woman Does Anything and Everything to Avoid Using a Fucking Cutting Board
Way to lay down firm boundaries.
This Woman Realized Her Impulse Buy Was Cosmically Aligned When Her Total was $77.77
Wow, how psychic of her!
This Woman Finished Everything on Her To-Do List by Manifesting, and Also by Taking Her Meds
This Woman Honored Her Inner Child by Taking Her Back-to-School Shopping
Sounds like a healed woman to us!
Get It Girl! This Woman Successfully Threw a Ball Back to Some Youths
“I think my adrenaline is just going right now. Maybe tomorrow I’ll really process what just happened.”
Aww! Woman Projects Deep-Seated Fear of Abandonment Onto Cat in Cutesy Wittle Voice
“Oh wittle baby has wittle paw paws and can’t open the door and leave me!”
Aww! This Woman Read a Paper She Wrote in College and Realized She Actually Used to Be Smart
“Hm, I don’t think I’ve learned anything for over three years,”
Brave! This Woman Embraces Her Masculine Side by Not Helping Clean Up After Dinner
“I started to wash dishes and she immediately got up and went to her room to play Call of Duty.”
Progress! Woman Experiencing Happiness Only 25% Sure Something Terrible is About to Ruin It
“This is really strange.”
Aw! This Woman Doesn’t View Rejection as Evidence of Her Worthlessness
Where does she get this fucked-up growth mindset?
Wow! This Woman Made a Terrible Meal For Herself
We had no idea someone could put so much time into something that tastes so bad!
How to Stay Down to Earth After Getting Knotless Braids
Though other people may not look as good as you, their thoughts and voices still matter sort of.
Medical Miracle! This Woman Convinced Her Doctor to Google ‘Endometriosis’
“He read the whole WebMD article and everything,” said one stunned nurse.
Wow! This Woman Walked Past a Mirror Being Thrown Away on the Street and Didn’t Take a Selfie
Talk about taking control of your narrative!
Aww! This Species Mates for Life Because They Can’t Afford to Get Divorced
Okay, love is still alive somewhere out in the wild!