Nice! This Woman Avoids Awkward Party Exits by Not Going in the First Place
“There will be no one to notice I’m gone if I was never even there…”
Tragic! This Woman’s Brazilian Wax Grew Out Before She Got to Show Anyone Her Butt
“I wish someone would’ve told me that I wasn’t gonna hook up with anyone while I was totally hairless down there.”
Wow! This Woman Put Her Phone Away Discreetly After Finding Nothing Online Supporting Her Statement
“She discreetly put her phone away? That’s how you know she’s wrong.”
Nice! This Woman Started Cooking More and Somehow Gave Herself Scurvy
Doctors are surprised at how quickly she managed to give herself a disease that was common in Ancient Egypt and during the Liu Song dynasty.
Cool! This Woman Found a Neti Pot That Goes All the Way to Her Brain
Finally! Something to really scratch the itch up there!
Nice! Woman Working From Home Pays $7 to Work From Crowded Café Instead
Lillian insists that a café blaring “Ed Sheeran Radio” is the best place to work on some spreadsheets.
Wow! This Shy Black Woman Was Perceived as Stuck Up for the 100th Time
“I honestly thought you didn’t like me for some reason.”
Loser? This Woman Still Has IBS Even Though It’s Not Cool Anymore
Uh-oh! Looks like Peyton is still living in two thousand and late!
Wow! This Woman Hasn’t Experienced Life Without Two Advil Since Childhood
Yes, girl! Dull that pain! Build up a tolerance!
Nice! Progressive Couple Splits the Bill by Leaving the Restaurant Without Paying
“We’ve skipped the second date and jumped straight to being on the run together.”
Embarrassing! This Woman’s Art Is Appreciated in Her Time
“I just hope for her sake that she can fade into total obscurity before she dies.”
Nice! This Assignment Has No Deadline So This Woman Will Never Do It
“I’ll get it done eventually,” she lied.
Spooky! Woman Who Never Went to Class Still Has Dreams About Forgetting to Go to Class
“I don’t know why my subconscious is trying to push this chilling revisionist history.”
Business Insider? This Woman Got Locked Inside a Walgreens Overnight
Benson tirelessly worked her way up from not being trapped inside a Walgreens to being very much trapped inside of one.
Nice! Woman Wakes Up Early to Get a Head Start on Feeling Exhausted
Who needs extra sleep when you can sleep less and be exhausted even sooner?
Childless Woman Hangs Own Shitty Art on Walls
“I skipped the ‘birthing and raising a child’ part and jumped straight to hanging shitty art all over my walls.”
Cool! This Woman Has Read the First 23 Pages of Every Book
She has at once read a ton and nothing at all.