Uh Oh: AOC Just Went Live to Talk About Why You Haven’t Gotten Your Shit Together
That’s gotta hurt.
Brave! This Woman Just Bought a Pound of Shrimp With Zero Plan
“I could make a huge shrimp stew?” Nourhan adds. “Is that something?”
Real-Life Bridgerton? This Woman Sat Up Straight for the First Time in 10 Years
We had no idea someone could bring the past to life like this!
Wow! This Woman 127 Hours-ed Herself After Getting Trapped Under Her Weighted Blanket
“I had no idea I was incapable of getting out from under it until I was fully trapped. Plus, I was just so cozy.”
Oh No! This Woman’s Catcallers Won’t Stop Talking About Game Theory
“If you think about it, what is life but a series of choices? Also, you should smile more.”
Wow! This Woman Emits a High Frequency Screech When Someone Asks ‘How Have You Been?’
“Nothing has happened in my life for the last ten months that I have any desire to talk about whatsoever.”
Hot! This Woman Kept Her Bra on During Sex to Make It Seem Like a Movie
Is it hot in here, or are we just imagining having sex in an underwire, full-support brassiere?
Whoa! This Woman is Technically PMSing but Also Has a Very Valid Point
Kelsey admits that her point was super valid, even though the idea of making points just made her cry for some reason.
Aww! This Woman Just Adopted the Cutest Puppy She’ll Start Neglecting the Moment Bars Re-Open
“Of course I’ll go out a bit more after all this, but there’s, like, dog TV and stuff.”
Queen’s Gambit? This Woman Likes To Stare At The Ceiling And Imagine Really Vivid Pokemon Battles
Shawna, who is also hot, is excited to see how her visions evolve the more fucked up she gets before bed.
Unbelievable! That Person Did Better Than You by Working Hard and Not Giving Up
It’s almost as if focusing on her goals and dreams was a personal attack on you specifically!
Wow! Woman Uses Hanukkah Gelt To Pay Off Student Debt
“Now I can finally start saving enough gelt for retirement.”
Tragic! This Woman Thought She’d Remember the Verification Code But Had to Look at Her Phone Again
How did it all go so very wrong?
Wow! This Woman Can Only Sleep If She Figures Out Who Just Unfollowed Her On Instagram
Way to know yourself, girl!
Aw! This Woman Got in the Holiday Spirit by Making an Advent Calendar of Her Birth Control
What an adorably merry way to celebrate hormonal contraceptives!
Wow! This Woman is Committed to Uplifting the Voices of Black Women Who Agree With Her
Joanna isn’t letting anyone’s challenge or critique of her behavior pierce the surface.
Wow! This Woman Jerked Off Without a Vibrator Like it’s the 1920s
Will Katya also be churning butter by hand and using a rooster as an alarm clock?