Girl Math? Woman Can Afford Snickers Bar but Not Paper Towels Now that’s a financially savvy mind at work!
Christian Girl Autumn! This Woman Had Such a Destructive Summer Fling That She’s Turning to God “Things have gotten so dire that the only person who might be able to get the job done is the Good Lord Himself.”
Cool! This Woman Experienced Lifestyle Creep Without Making More Money First “More money leads to spending more money, but I’ve found the ‘making more money’ thing to be a superfluous detail.”
Genius Business Model? This Company Gets People to Pay to Do Manual Labor “By making it ‘a thing’ to go apple picking we can cut overhead costs by almost 90%.”
Yay! This Woman Doesn’t Have to Go to Her Plans Because She’s in the Hospital “You know what they say: Everything happens for a reason.”
Wow! This Woman’s ‘Favorite Books’ Are All Ones She Had to Read for Class “I’d say I love Catcher in the Rye. Plus, The Great Gatsby, The Outsiders, you know.”
Aw! These Friends Have a Pact That if They Aren’t Divorced by 35 They Will Sabotage Each Other’s Marriages Bestie goals!
Wow! This Woman Went on a Phone Free Walk and Regretted Every Second of It “The silence is so…vast. So empty.”
Wow! Meet the One Woman in the World Who Has Time for a Button Fly Most people would rather never wear pants again than waste their time fastening a button fly. Good for her!
Nice! Woman Who Woke Up Early Now Completes Her Morning Routine in Two Hours Instead of 20 Minutes “I’m standing in the shower watching the water drip off my fingers until I am running way later than usual.”
Nice! This Woman Has Been Moving Into Her Apartment for Three Years Embrace that slow-living lifestyle, girl!
Aww! Friends Who ‘Met Up to Do Work’ Thought They’d Actually Do Work Experts estimate they will spend approximately 15 seconds doing work before one of them says, “OMG, I forgot to tell you…”
Slay! This Woman Overthought a Compliment Until It Became an Insult “Wait… what did she really mean by that, though?”
Wow! This Woman Was Born With 39 Message Notifications on Her Phone “Some people are born with an interesting birthmark or a ton of hair. I was born with 39 messages.”
Wow! This Woman’s Screen Time Is More Hours Than There Are in a Day “Are the extra hours taken off my lifespan at the back end?”
Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition? This Adult Woman Is Watching ‘Barbie: Fairytopia’ “Today’s modern society has forgotten the values of the past.”