Goals! Woman’s Shoes Not Appropriate for Any Occasion “They’re simultaneously too much and too little.”
Fair Trade? This Man Mentally and Emotionally Tortured His Girlfriend for Months so She Took His Sweatshirt Harris also believes this was a fair trade, but barely.
Nice! New Anti-Aging Procedure Just Straight Up Transfers Your Consciousness to Anne Hathaway Finally, a solution that addresses the core of the issue!
Nice! This Woman Needs Every Single One of Her Senses to Be Distracted in Order to Think “I need my hands occupied…and my ears…and my eyes…and my mouth…and my nose.”
Thirty and Thriving! This Woman Can Afford a Coffee or Pastry but Not Both Not buying a pastry is kind of like contributing to a Roth IRA.
Conflicted? Woman Hates Writing in Journal but Loves Reading in Journal In a paradoxical story emerging from a brownstone in Manhattan, NY, 26-year-old Ace Broadman absolutely hates writing in her journal...
What a Waste! This Woman Is on a Long Train Ride but Her Life’s Pretty Good Right Now “I just found myself being grateful for all the struggles I’ve faced. What’s happening to me?”
Nice! This Woman Masturbated So Many Times She Took a Plan B Just to Be Safe “She knows she can’t get pregnant from a vibrator, right? She knows that’s not how sexual reproduction works?”
Woman Silences Fictional Intrusive Thought With Real-Life Embarrassing Memory “At least it’s more manageable than the other thing!”
Wow! This Woman’s Pubes Grew Back So Fast They Broke the Sound Barrier The force of her pubes growing back so fast created a shock wave.
Brave! Woman Confidently Makes Decision Once It’s Clear There Are No Other Alternatives “A decision is a decision, no matter how you get there.”
Meal Prepping! This Woman Is Making Plans to Go Over to a Friend’s House for Dinner Every Day This Week It’s a foolproof way to make sure she’s getting all of her necessary nutrients!
Woman Forgoes Sleep in Favor of Watching 300 Short Videos That Mean Nothing to Her When asked if she planned to get more sleep tonight, Dina said, “No, why?”
Male Loneliness Epidemic? Everyone Too Busy Cleaning up After Dinner to Hang out With Man in Living Room “They’re all in the kitchen scrubbing dishes after the meal that they also planned, bought, and prepared, and I’m out here all by myself.”
Nice! Doctor Keeping You Awake for Surgery Because She Loved Your Vibe “Straightforward, charismatic, engaging…I freaking love this girl!”
Nice! Person on Reddit Who Had the Same Symptoms as You Followed up on the Thread and Said It Was Nothing Yay, they survived! So you’re going to survive, too!
Money-saving Hack! This Woman Took the Crumbs on Her Shirt and Reassembled Them Into a Second, Smaller Croissant “The glue definitely made everything taste worse. But it was so integral to the process.”