Aw! This Couple Is Celebrating Two Years Of Him Taking Pictures Of Her
“He’s actually pretty bad at it, but I force him to keep going until he gets a good one.”
Diva Alert! This Lion Mauled A Zoo Patron Just For The Drama Of It
“I swear to God she was smiling.”
Meet Jenna: The First Person to Ever Go Through a Break-Up
“If only there were a song about breakups that I could listen to for support.”
Wow! This Woman Pole Dances for Exercise but Doesn’t Respect Sex Workers
Mental gymnastics is the best exercise of all!
Amazing! Biotin Supplements Turned This Woman’s Leg Hair to Steel
Kendra is slaying the metal-leg hair game!
Wow! This Black Woman Was Calm in the Face of Conflict Because She is Obligated to Be
“I chose to be the bigger person, because I literally have to.”
Aw! These Women Came Together To Stop Their Hot Friend From Getting Bangs
Sometimes you have to put your differences aside for a cause bigger than yourselves.
Wow! This Woman Hasn’t Stopped Lotioning Her Hands in 17 Years
“All the struggle is worth it to have the supple, soft hands of a wealthy infant.”
Cool! This Woman’s Phone Has Never Had More Than 15% Battery
“I can’t understand how anyone lives like this.”
Brave: This Woman Bought Underwear That Isn’t Black
“It’s like she doesn’t even know the meaning of the word ‘spotting’,” expressed an awestruck onlooker.
Ew! This Married Couple Still Likes To Kiss
“These two are sneaking smooches when they’ve been sharing a bed for over six years? Disgusting.”
Wow! This Man Has A Huge Pee Pee
“It can do sex better than all the other pee pees I’ve seen in the big boy locker room.”
Hero! Woman Warned There Is No Toilet Paper In That Stall Waltzes On In Anyway
“I just wanna know what she wiped with.”
Wow! This Man Is Faceblind, Except for When It Comes to Hot People
“To be fair, a nice set of boobs is hard to forget.”
Wow! This Social Floater is Tangential to a Record 14 Friend Groups
“You go to the wine night,” added Stella. “Then leave after 70 minutes. That’s the sweet spot.”
Wow! This Woman Spent $6 on an Iced Latte and It Was Kind of Bad
But always a beacon of strength and perseverance, Zoe is going to buy an iced dirty chai tomorrow.
Incredible! Everything This Woman Has Accomplished Was to Spite That One Bitch From 9th Grade
We salute you, petty bitch!