News
REPORT: Woman Still Applying Sunscreen in Winter but Her Heart Isn’t in It
“Times like these are when we separate the men from the boys.”
News
Woman Spends Entire Evening Deciding Whether She Should Work or Relax
“I’ve settled on this in-between stage where I am wholly unfulfilled.”
Dude Corner Thoughts
DUDE CORNER: Get Ready to Hear Me Type
I will be using fingers you’ve never really seen to touch letters you’d never expect.
I Lived it: Thoughts
I LIVED IT: I Told My Friend to Stop Me if I’ve Told Them This and They Actually Did
You think this conversation is some kind of democracy? Nuh uh, babe. I’m in charge!
Thoughts
How I Stopped Putting Off the Important Things and Started Committing Social Security Fraud Now
There’s actually no time like the present to start!
Living
‘Comparison Is the Thief of Joy,’ Says Woman Who Apparently Has Never Compared Herself to a Huge Loser
“Okay, wow, yeah, that was actually amazing.”