News
Roommate Convinced Apartment Is Haunted by Ghost Who Only Ever Takes Out the Recycling
“Sometimes, certain hard plastics and empty cans of soda are also gone.”
Living
How to Wake Up Earlier Even Though That’s Going to Make Your Day Longer
Attempt to find joy in being awake and alive?
Thoughts
Why I Stopped Focusing on the Negatives and Started Focusing on the Gay Incest in ‘The White Lotus’
Everything will be okay. Everything will not be okay with Saxon, but that’s not my problem.
News
TV Being So Good Directly Correlated to Everything Else Being So Bad
“We’ve suspected this correlation ever since Mad Men reached its artistic height during the 2008 recession.”
Living
Red Flag? This Man Has a Dry Erase Board in His Bedroom but No Ideas
You were able to make out the phrases “toaster for pizza” and “pilot?”
News
Democrats Blocked From Entering Capitol Building Due to ‘Push’ Door Labeled ‘Pull’
“We kept pulling and pulling but it didn’t do any good.”
News
Woman Who Forgot Own Social Security Number Just Grateful Elon Musk Knows It
Jess is just happy that she can finally relieve herself of the responsibility to remember her own sensitive info.
Living
Why It’s Impossible to Get Anything Done in the Government Unless You Want to Do Bad Stuff
Good moves slow and bad moves fast.
