Living
Woman Would Have Awesome Thoughts if She Were Comfortable With Even One Minute of Boredom
“Why would I opt for boredom? Boredom sucks.”
News
REPORT: Meaning of Tattoo Will Certainly Convince Parents to Like It
Your parents hate tattoos, but maybe this time things will be different for no discernible reason at all.
News
TV Being So Good Directly Correlated to Everything Else Being So Bad
“We’ve suspected this correlation ever since Mad Men reached its artistic height during the 2008 recession.”
Living
Red Flag? This Man Has a Dry Erase Board in His Bedroom but No Ideas
You were able to make out the phrases “toaster for pizza” and “pilot?”
News
Democrats Blocked From Entering Capitol Building Due to ‘Push’ Door Labeled ‘Pull’
“We kept pulling and pulling but it didn’t do any good.”
News
Woman Who Forgot Own Social Security Number Just Grateful Elon Musk Knows It
Jess is just happy that she can finally relieve herself of the responsibility to remember her own sensitive info.
Living
Why It’s Impossible to Get Anything Done in the Government Unless You Want to Do Bad Stuff
Good moves slow and bad moves fast.
News
Winter Coats Taking up 99% of Space in Woman’s Apartment
“I can’t have people over because there’s no space.”
