Fair Trade? This Man Mentally and Emotionally Tortured His Girlfriend for Months so She Took His Sweatshirt

News

Introvert Requires 48 Hours of Alone Time to Recover From 15-Minute Conversation

“Engaging verbally with another human just drops my energy levels to zero.”

Living

Scary! Younger Brother Is Someone’s Best Friend’s Annoying Boyfriend

“My god, I have full body chills.”

News

Roommate Convinced Apartment Is Haunted by Ghost Who Only Ever Takes Out the Recycling

“Sometimes, certain hard plastics and empty cans of soda are also gone.”

Living

Woman Would Have Awesome Thoughts if She Were Comfortable With Even One Minute of Boredom

“Why would I opt for boredom? Boredom sucks.”

News

Woman Completes Every Single Work Task Between 4 p.m. and 4:45 p.m.

Harmony maintains that she can only work under extreme duress.

Living

How to Wake Up Earlier Even Though That’s Going to Make Your Day Longer

Attempt to find joy in being awake and alive?

News

REPORT: Meaning of Tattoo Will Certainly Convince Parents to Like It

Your parents hate tattoos, but maybe this time things will be different for no discernible reason at all.

Thoughts

Why I Stopped Focusing on the Negatives and Started Focusing on the Gay Incest in ‘The White Lotus’

Everything will be okay. Everything will not be okay with Saxon, but that’s not my problem.

News

Woman Spends Day Mostly Just Combining Uppers and Downers

Georgia’s heart rate is sitting at a very concerning 90 beats per minute.

News

Woman Taking Steps to Curb Negative Self-Talk or Some Stupid Shit Like That

“At least that’s my latest stupid fucking idea.”

News

Woman Uncertain Which Personality to Use With New Acquaintances

“Shy? Loud? Mean? Nice? Rude? Not rude?”

News

TV Being So Good Directly Correlated to Everything Else Being So Bad

“We’ve suspected this correlation ever since Mad Men reached its artistic height during the 2008 recession.”

Love and Sex

QUIZ: Is He a Thoughtful, Considerate Person in Touch With His Feminine Side or Is He Just Crossing His Legs?

He’s letting those lanky little legs do the talking.

Living

4 Grounding Techniques That Are Not as Effective as Throwing Your Computer Out of an Open Window

That felt good, huh?

Living

Red Flag? This Man Has a Dry Erase Board in His Bedroom but No Ideas

You were able to make out the phrases “toaster for pizza” and “pilot?”

News

Woman Only Able to Enjoy Movie If She Talking During It

“What’s the point if you can’t whisper-yell a stream-of-consciousness style play-by-play of each scene?”

News

Man Only Ever Makes Plans for Next 48 Hours

“As long as I’m always planning for tomorrow, I always have plans!”

News

Democrats Blocked From Entering Capitol Building Due to ‘Push’ Door Labeled ‘Pull’

“We kept pulling and pulling but it didn’t do any good.”

News

Trump Not So Against Gender-Affirming Care When It’s His Own Hair Transplant

“It’s strange that he’s decided to ban gender-affirming care for trans people considering he’s such a fan of the stuff himself.”

News

Woman Spends 45 Minutes Picking Songs for 15 Minute Run

“I’m pretty sure if I plan everything perfectly, running will not be painful.”

News

City-Dwelling Woman Reconnects With Nature by Taking Dog on Walk to Pee in Small Patch of Dirt Next to Sidewalk

In a developing story out of Queens, NY, 29-year-old Violet Johnson makes a concerted effort to connect with nature every...

Living

QUIZ: Should You Say Hi to the Person You Know in This Coffee Shop or Panic and Just Start Flipping Tables?

“Oh god. I need a quick and loud distraction.”

Living

Why It’s Impossible to Get Anything Done in the Government Unless You Want to Do Bad Stuff

Good moves slow and bad moves fast.

Style

Woman Doing Her Best to Look Sexy Despite Actively Wearing Six Layers

“Looking hot is the winter is all about the eyes, because that’s all you can see when I’m out on the town.”

Fair Trade? This Man Mentally and Emotionally Tortured His Girlfriend for Months so She Took His Sweatshirt

Introvert Requires 48 Hours of Alone Time to Recover From 15-Minute Conversation

Scary! Younger Brother Is Someone’s Best Friend’s Annoying Boyfriend

Roommate Convinced Apartment Is Haunted by Ghost Who Only Ever Takes Out the Recycling

Woman Would Have Awesome Thoughts if She Were Comfortable With Even One Minute of Boredom

Woman Completes Every Single Work Task Between 4 p.m. and 4:45 p.m.

How to Wake Up Earlier Even Though That’s Going to Make Your Day Longer

REPORT: Meaning of Tattoo Will Certainly Convince Parents to Like It

Why I Stopped Focusing on the Negatives and Started Focusing on the Gay Incest in ‘The White Lotus’

Woman Spends Day Mostly Just Combining Uppers and Downers

Woman Taking Steps to Curb Negative Self-Talk or Some Stupid Shit Like That

Woman Uncertain Which Personality to Use With New Acquaintances

TV Being So Good Directly Correlated to Everything Else Being So Bad

QUIZ: Is He a Thoughtful, Considerate Person in Touch With His Feminine Side or Is He Just Crossing His Legs?

4 Grounding Techniques That Are Not as Effective as Throwing Your Computer Out of an Open Window

Red Flag? This Man Has a Dry Erase Board in His Bedroom but No Ideas

Woman Only Able to Enjoy Movie If She Talking During It

Man Only Ever Makes Plans for Next 48 Hours

Democrats Blocked From Entering Capitol Building Due to ‘Push’ Door Labeled ‘Pull’

Trump Not So Against Gender-Affirming Care When It’s His Own Hair Transplant

Woman Spends 45 Minutes Picking Songs for 15 Minute Run

Woman Who Forgot Own Social Security Number Just Grateful Elon Musk Knows It

City-Dwelling Woman Reconnects With Nature by Taking Dog on Walk to Pee in Small Patch of Dirt Next to Sidewalk

QUIZ: Should You Say Hi to the Person You Know in This Coffee Shop or Panic and Just Start Flipping Tables?

Why It’s Impossible to Get Anything Done in the Government Unless You Want to Do Bad Stuff

Woman Doing Her Best to Look Sexy Despite Actively Wearing Six Layers