Manifesting? This Woman Asked Her Friends If They Were Mad at Her So Many Times That They Got Mad at Her That’s the Law of Assumption at work!
Nice! This Woman Paid for Dinner so It’ll Feel Like She’s Earning Money When People Pay Her Back “It’s a foolproof method for earning about $170.”
This Woman’s Relationship Is So Good That Her Therapy Is Mostly Just Parent Stuff “I’m just so happy I finally get to talk about the trauma of losing my childhood dog!”
Nice! Woman Remembers to Live in the Moment Once Every Six Months “It’s so important to be present once every six months.”
Going Long-Distance? This Woman’s Friends Moved a Couple of Streets Down the Road How are they all going to survive?
Oh! This Woman Knows She’s Doomscrolling but Just Doesn’t Have Anything More Interesting to Do “Like, should I read? Be realistic.”
Aw! Mom Just Calling to Check in Because She Woke up in the Middle of the Night and Thought You Were Dead A mother always knows!
Inspiring! This Woman Finally Developed Her Own Style Outside of Current Trends and It’s So Ugly “But, hey, if she’s happy, I’m happy.”
Wow! This Woman Played a Game She Used to Play as a Kid and May Never Physically Recover “Are children inhumanly strong? Am I inhumanly weak?”
Woah! This Woman’s Jean Shorts Are So Long They’re Actually Just Jeans She has taken to calling them “jants,” a portmanteau of “jean pants.”
Woman Silences Fictional Intrusive Thought With Real-Life Embarrassing Memory “At least it’s more manageable than the other thing!”
Goals! Woman’s Shoes Not Appropriate for Any Occasion “They’re simultaneously too much and too little.”
Fair Trade? This Man Mentally and Emotionally Tortured His Girlfriend for Months so She Took His Sweatshirt Harris also believes this was a fair trade, but barely.
Nice! New Anti-Aging Procedure Just Straight Up Transfers Your Consciousness to Anne Hathaway Finally, a solution that addresses the core of the issue!
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