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All Bodies are Beautiful, and All Ears are Disgusting

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How to Avoid Running Into Your Ex by Wearing a Hat, Sunglasses, and Always Carrying a Large Fern

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This Door Frame Pull-Up Bar is Perfect for Discovering You Can’t Do a Pull-Up

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Mom Taking Low-Angle Pictures of You Eating With Your Cousins Again

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Space Heaters That Are Cheaper Than Paying for Heat Until They Burn Your Entire Building Down

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Here’s How the Cupid Shuffle Brought Me to the Left, to the Left, to the Left, to the Left

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Fall Porn? This Porn Has Wreaths!

Hard-Boiled Egg Rolls Under Fridge in Misguided Quest for Freedom

Sad! These Squat Proof Leggings Aren’t Shit Proof

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Nonalcoholic Euphorics That Won’t Get You Drunk But Will Still Cost You $45

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Here’s How to Vote So Early That You Erase the Past

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Do You Know the Muffin Man? Is He Single?