Woman Yelled at by TSA for Putting Bag in Bin Also Yelled at for Not Putting Bag in Bin

Woman Who Fell Asleep in Her Contacts Pries Eyes Open With Crowbar

Tooth Fairy Thinking About Getting Into Nail-Clipping Space

REPORT: Man Who Thinks You Friendzoned Him Isn’t Even a Friend

Woman Trying to Heart-React Her Way to Wedding Invitation

Dad Mostly Interested in Hearing What Roads You Took to Get Here

REPORT: Incarcerated Youth Clearly Too Dangerous to Do Anything but Bravely Risk Their Lives to Save Yours

REPORT: Insurance to Stop Covering Things That Could Potentially Happen

Uh Oh! Woman’s Accountability Partner Doing Exactly What Was Asked of Her

Morning Person? This Woman Gets Her Best Sleep in the Morning

Donald Trump Getting Sick of Elon Musk Constantly Asking What Sex Is Like

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Woman Getting Into Beer in a ‘Cheapest Drink on the Menu’ Sort of Way

Wow! Tween Who Couldn’t Afford to Shop at Abercrombie & Fitch Now Adult Woman Who Can’t Afford to Shop at Abercrombie & Fitch

Uh Oh! Woman Trying to Sleep Has Decided to Start Thinking About Her Life

Woman Who Hasn’t Cooked in 4 Years Paranoid She Left Stove On

‘Gen Z Can’t Read,’ Says Millennial Who Relied on SparkNotes to Graduate

Morning Coffee Pick-Me-Up Boosts Negative Self-Talk to 1.5x Speed

‘I’m in a Flow State,’ Says Woman Who Is High

Couple Waiting to Get Married Until They Have Fewer Friends to Invite

‘I’m Such a Bitch Before I Have Coffee’ Says Woman Who Is Also a Bitch After