How Are You - Reductress

Yeast Infection Always?

Domestic Terrorist? Sarah Is Harmonizing

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10 Stick-and-Pokes for When You Want to Look Like a High School Desk

You’ll Never Guess This Troll’s Riddle but if You Do Your Skin Will be Clear Forever

Woman Sorting Price from High to Low Just to Feel Something

Two-Bagel-A-Day Diet Somehow Not Curing Woman’s Brain Disorders

How to Actively Listen and Not Just Think About GoDaddy Being Named GoDaddy

Woman Wakes Up to Birds Singing and Fact That This Whole Thing Can Fall Apart Because of One Person

Goals! This Dog Has No Idea What’s Going On

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Feeling the End-of-Summer Blues? Take These Chelsea Boots and Shut the Fuck Up

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Woman Staring Off in Space Just Backtracking Mentally to See if She Put Two Tampons in

The Next Stimulus is Just a Six-Pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade and a Gun With a Single Bullet in It

National Butterscotch Council Increases Recommended Daily Butterscotch Intake From One Ladle to Two

Green New Deal? This Woman Pees in the Shower

Adorable! This Tiny Car Has an Even Tinier Honk

Woman Depressed Thinking About How Depressed She’ll Be When Seasonal Affective Disorder Kicks In

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‘I Can’t Even Function Without Coffee,’ Says Woman Who Got Dressed, Put on Makeup, and Drove to Starbucks

Red Flag? This Guy Is Striving for Greatness

Woman Unsure What Life Will be Like When She Can’t Masturbate at Three in the Afternoon

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I Can Tolerate Lactose Because I’m a Fluffy Little Highland Calf