Intimate! This Woman’s Letting the Guy She’s Sleeping With See Her Meds

Remember Jeans? It Would Be Weird If You Didn’t, It’s Only Been a Year

Woman Flicking Boogers Around Apartment as If She Doesn’t Own Every Piece of Furniture in It

Lamps That Might Be a Genie, There’s Really No Way To Know

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Melinda Gates Looking Forward to Guiltlessly Using Her MacBook

Dog’s Dry-Ass Tongue Doesn’t Fit in Its Mouth

Wow! This Woman Took Medical Advice from Twitter And Now She’s Dead

How to Vacuum Once And Think Maybe You’re Not Actually Mentally Ill

Woman Ignores To-Do List to Cast a Hypothetical ‘Wicked’ Movie Instead

Athletic Couple Take Turns Bringing Orange Slices And Capri Suns to Sex

Celebrate Mother’s Day by Just Letting Her Watch ‘Under the Tuscan Sun’ Alone in Her Room

Woman’s Next Career Goal Is to Be Capybara Floating in a Yuzu Bath

Cis Woman Who Hasn’t Called a Trans-Masc ‘King’ in Over 24 Hours Starting to Convulse

Eggplant Recipes That Aren’t Just Adding Some Limes to Make a Dick And Balls

Nice! Woman’s High School Insecurities Still Fit

Avant-Garde! This Woman Took a Picture of the Moon But It Looks Bad

How to Bleach the Crotch of All Your Underwear so You Can Get It Over With on Your Own Terms

Red Flags You Might Not Notice Because You’re Focused on the Fact That He’s Married

How to Love the Skin You’re in By Skinning the Person Who’s Skin You Love