Wow! This Woman Corrected Her Posture So Hard That, Somewhere Out There, a Chiropractor Came

Living Her Dreams! This Woman Has to Give a Presentation She is Unprepared For

This Woman Saved Money On Her Funeral By Getting Buried In Her Tote Bags

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Woman Reaches Age Where She Has to Close Her Eyes to Answer Any Question

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Study Shows You Swallow Eight Cheeseburgers Per Year in Your Sleep

Just Because Your Boss Murmurs ‘Fuck You’ Every Time You’re Around Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Win Them Over

How to Fill in Your Pubes if You Overplucked in the 90s

‘Will This Crystal Solve My Problems?’ Asks Woman Who Doesn’t Floss

Activism? I Held the Exit Door for Someone on the Subway

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Manifestation or Manifest Destiny? White Couple Buys Land With Good Vibes

How to Get an Incredibly Beefy Neck in Time for Beefy Neck Season

How to Take Things Slow Even Though He Bought You a Vitamin Water One Time

Gatekeeping? This Three-Headed Dog Won’t Let Me Into Hell

Vibrator and Remote Control Share Custody of AA Battery

Want To Feel Old? The Live-Action ‘Aladdin’ Film Came Out in 1847

Not Fucking Around: This Iced Coffee is in a Quarter Gallon Food Container

Wow! This Woman is Internally Despairing About Climate Crisis While Simultaneously Enjoying This Delicious Carrot Cake