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‘Tattoos Are Permanent!’ Says Mom With Children

Score! Fast Fashion Found at Thrift Store so It Doesn’t Count

Twin Flames? Both the People in This Couple Are Clinically Insane

‘That’s Jazz, Baby!’ Says Woman Trying to Justify Her Haphazard Approach to Punctuation

Why I’m Not Falling for My Ex’s Tricks Unless He Says ‘Ta Da!’ at the End

Is Chivalry Dead? No One Has Heard From Chivalry in Two Days

Woman With MFA Feels Most Creatively Fulfilled When Using a Coke Freestyle Machine

NRA Proud to Finally Close the Gender Gap in School Shootings

How to Dull the Sunday Scaries by Quaking in Fear Every Day

Want to Cut Down on Meal Prep Time? Buy a Family-Sized Box of Lucky Charms

Nice! Woman’s ‘Get Ready With Me’ Video Just Three Hours of Her Laying on Bed in Towel

Uh Oh! The Comment You Laughed at While Half-Listening Was Not a Joke

Scientists Confirm This Is What Humans Would Have to Look Like to Survive a Car Crash

How to Prepare for Ramadan by Committing Crimes You Can Repent for Later

Sad! This Non-Binary Person Didn’t Know What Kind of Gummy Vitamins to Take

Skinny Jeans? These Levi’s Are on Ozempic

Score! Woman Can Blame Crying in Public on Seasonal Allergies Again

Wow! This Millennial Could Finally Afford a House Simply by Waiting for Her Parents to Die

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