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Guy Who Ghosted You Now Texting You to Go Out and Vote

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This Door Frame Pull-Up Bar is Perfect for Discovering You Can’t Do a Pull-Up

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Mom Taking Low-Angle Pictures of You Eating With Your Cousins Again

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Space Heaters That Are Cheaper Than Paying for Heat Until They Burn Your Entire Building Down

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Here’s How the Cupid Shuffle Brought Me to the Left, to the Left, to the Left, to the Left

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Fall Porn? This Porn Has Wreaths!

Hard-Boiled Egg Rolls Under Fridge in Misguided Quest for Freedom

Sad! These Squat Proof Leggings Aren’t Shit Proof

Daredevil? This Woman Doesn’t Let Her Lean Cuisine Sit for Two Minutes Before Enjoying

Nonalcoholic Euphorics That Won’t Get You Drunk But Will Still Cost You $45

Slutty Mask Has Lipstick Smeared Absolutely All Over

Here’s How to Vote So Early That You Erase the Past

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Do You Know the Muffin Man? Is He Single?

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You Go Girl! Mother is Moisturizing Her Legs

Should You Interpret His Drunk Text As An Originalist or with Living Constitution Theory?

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Woman Accidentally Achieves Transcendent Mental Blankness While Trying to Add Two Numbers

Woman Who Has Ghosted Three Therapists Makes Appointment to Learn About Past Lives

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These Men Can’t Wait to Hire a Strong Woman Who Holds Every One of Their Opinions

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