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Mom Keeps Asking About Grad School as if There is Any Point

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Get a Good Night’s Sleep By Hiring a Man to Shoot a Blow Dart Into Your Neck Every Night

White House Mandates Postal Workers Be Blindfolded, Spun Around Three Times Before Delivery

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How to… Pop a Wheelie? That Can’t Be Right

Woman Has 37 Little Dinners

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Why I Stopped Weighing Myself and Started Multiplying My Density by My Volume

Dry, Itchy Skin? That Sucks

How To Always Poop When Your Partner Needs To Pee

Chair Heavier Than it Looks

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Tell us Your Astrological Sign and We’ll Pretend to be Interested Because We Are in Love With You

Amazing! This Woman’s Boobs Are Full of Piss, But She Doesn’t Let That Define Her

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This Woman Got High and Listened to Philip Glass in the Shower and When She Got Out She Was Better at Math

Cat With Crossed Paws Thinks She’s a Fancy Little Lady, Now Doesn’t She?

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