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I Fucked the New Mars Rover. Here’s Why He Shouldn’t Be Called Perseverance

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How to Cope When Everything is a Personal Affront to You

Stop Faking Your Orgasms and Start Faking His

How to Send Three E-mails That Say ‘Sounds Good’ and Take the Rest of the Day Off

Day Beds That’ll Perfectly Accent Your Night Bed

How to Carry on Even Though You Aren’t a Children’s Illustration of a Frog Wearing Suspenders

Period Tracker Adds ‘Finding Paul Giamatti Hot Again’ to List of Loggable Symptoms

What Your Signature Drink Says About You When You’re Not Around

New COVID-19 Variant Thoughtfully Holds Off on Transmission During Group Photos

‘You Don’t Have to Tweet Every Thought,’ Thinks Woman About to Tweet That Very Thought

Why I Stopped Saying ‘Sorry’ and Started Tap Dancing Like Mad

Cat Doing Nothing Somehow Giving Us Everything

How to Nod Politely While Your Friend Without Glasses Complains About Masks

How to Grow a Quarantine Bush So Thick and Powerful it Can Sing ‘Wuthering Heights’

Woman Wastes Shavasana Thinking About Adriene’s Dog Dying Someday

How to Schedule All Your Zooms for the One Day a Week You Wear Makeup

Are You Really Hungry or is Your Stomach Just Horny?

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