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Spooky! In Honor of Halloween, President Biden Will Enact The Purge

How to Feel Confident Even Though Face ID Doesn’t Recognize You Without Makeup

Inspiring! This Woman Only Sits Up Straight So Her Clit Hits The Good Part Of Her Jeans

Woman’s Enemies So Lucky She Doesn’t Have the Wherewithal to Execute Her Schemes

Giraffe Insecure He Only Gets Laid Cause He’s 20 Feet Tall

Precious! Tiny White Dog Wakes Up With Crusty Eyes Just Like Tiny White Owner

Woman with Huge Tits Counting Down Days to Next Renaissance Faire

‘On My Way!’ Texts Woman From Her Grave

Brave! This Woman Threw Away a Birthday Card

Driver’s License Picture Not as Bad as Before but Still Not Great

Who Rescued Who? My Dog Performed Surgery on Me

Wow! This Woman Faked It So Much She Didn’t Make It

Sleep Paralysis Demon Not Loving the Most Recent Bedroom Renovations You Made

Fiber-Free Lunches That Say, ‘I Refuse to Shit at Work’

‘So Busy Right Now,’ Says Woman Creating Pinterest Board for Her Apartment if It Were Upside Down

Girl Crush? Yes, That Makes Sense, You’re Gay

Haunted House Has Surprisingly Good Aftercare

Tragic! This Woman Will Never Pay Off Her Student Loans Because She Wasn’t Invited to Play a Death Game for Cash

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