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Woman Sort of Hopes for Tumor so Doctor Doesn’t Think She’s Crazy

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First Tissue in Kleenex Box Not Going Down Without a Fight

Scientists Develop Alcohol-Free Jello

Woman Hoping One Candle Will Cover up the Fact Her Trash Is Overflowing

Sad! Nation Does More to Protect Children From TikTok Than Guns

Wow! This Woman’s Cramps Got So Bad Her Boyfriend Said ‘Aw, That Sucks’

‘Tattoos Are Permanent!’ Says Mom With Children

Score! Fast Fashion Found at Thrift Store so It Doesn’t Count

Twin Flames? Both the People in This Couple Are Clinically Insane

‘That’s Jazz, Baby!’ Says Woman Trying to Justify Her Haphazard Approach to Punctuation

Why I’m Not Falling for My Ex’s Tricks Unless He Says ‘Ta Da!’ at the End

Is Chivalry Dead? No One Has Heard From Chivalry in Two Days

Woman With MFA Feels Most Creatively Fulfilled When Using a Coke Freestyle Machine

NRA Proud to Finally Close the Gender Gap in School Shootings

How to Dull the Sunday Scaries by Quaking in Fear Every Day

Want to Cut Down on Meal Prep Time? Buy a Family-Sized Box of Lucky Charms

Nice! Woman’s ‘Get Ready With Me’ Video Just Three Hours of Her Laying on Bed in Towel

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