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Woman Unsure What Life Will be Like When She Can’t Masturbate at Three in the Afternoon

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I Can Tolerate Lactose Because I’m a Fluffy Little Highland Calf

REPORT: Something Not Quite Right About Birds

Study Finds That Spitting Out Huge Gobs of Toothpaste is the #1 Cause of Having Huge Gobs of Toothpaste in Your Sink

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How to Get a Charlie Kaufman Pussy That Men Will Love but Never Truly Understand

Get Him to Notice You by Commenting ‘I Am Your Overlord Now’ on All His Instagram Posts

‘This is Not How Things Change,’ Says Woman About the Only Way Things Have Ever Changed

Not a Zoom Background! Grandma’s Actually Riding a Roller Coaster in the Louvre

‘I Have a Thing for Blondes,’ Says Man Who Forgot the Word ‘White’

Husband Material? This Guy is Married

Finally! Disney+ is Launching a Live-Stream of Walt Disney’s Frozen Head

This Woman Didn’t Pee After Sex and Now Her Dog is Dead

Aww! Petite Friend Had a Petite Poop

Why All Dogs Are Boys, All Cats Are Girls, and All Alpacas are Non-Binary

REPORT: Vegetables Do Feel Pain, and They Love It

Could This Orifice Be the Next WAP?

Trans Icon: This Cisgender Man is Short

Why I’m Leaving New York (There’s a Fly in My Apartment and I Can’t Catch Him)

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