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This Pussy Isn’t Going To Eat Itself! But It Will Throw Itself Up

Hustle Grindset? This Woman Rises and Grinds Weed

Boyfriends 50% Off After Valentine’s Day

‘I’m in My Graham Crackers Era,’ Says Woman Experiencing Nine Different Nutrient Deficiencies

Seagull Choking Down Hotdog on the Beach Living the Life You Wish You Had

Woman Traveling Abroad Mostly to Eat Different Kinds of Bread

Valentine’s Day Shown to Increase Risk of Taste Testing Marinara Sauce Off Oversized Wooden Spoon

Wow! This Olympic Speed Skater Says Returning an Online Order Is the Hardest Thing She’s Ever Done

‘You Call That A Triple Axel?’ Scoffs Roommate Who Can’t Stop Leaving Pubes On Sink

‘I’m Chaotic Good,’ Says Friend Who’s Been Hit By a Car Three Times

Wow! Amazon Did a Land Acknowledgment Before Putting This Mom and Pop Bookstore Out of Business

Oh! This Sex Playlist is All ‘Brave’ by Sara Bareilles

4 Out of 5 Dentists Agree That Your Insurance Sucks and They Won’t Accept It

Sephora a Little Upset That No One Has Gotten Them a Birthday Gift

How to Remember to Remove the Bay Leaf Before Someone Eats Your Ass

I Keep Buying Guinea Pigs. I’m Waiting for the Consequences, but My Life Keeps Getting Better.

‘I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This,’ Says Woman Before Farting

Feminist Lens? This Pair of Glasses is a Girl

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