Wow! This Woman Aged Gracefully by Exiling Herself to the Wood, and Living Out Her Days in a Candy House
Keep killing it, Gullveig — you make 43 look easy!
Public Health Hero? Woman Spends Half of Migraine Explaining How Bad Migraines Feel
“I’m just going to have to bitch about it until people get it.”
Bed Unsure How Much Longer it Can Bear Weight of Acting as Desk, Dining Table and Movie Theater
Your bed is one calendar day away from collapsing entirely just to spite you.
Woman Nostalgic For Three Minutes Ago Before Boss Asked Her To Do Something
“Everything was so simple then.”
QUIZ: What’s the Best Way to be a Person in This World? Please, Will You Tell Us?
Oh Lord in Heaven, guide us.
6 Photos of Halloumi That Make Us Feel Something That’s Actually Kind of Hard to Process
It’s good cheese.
4 Bath Bombs That Are Nice if You’re Already Feeling Good, But They’re Not Going to Turn it All Around
It can’t save you.
Why I Wear A Mask To Protect Ms. Frizzle’s Class Inside My Esophagus
If I can do it with a busload of fucking children stuck in my throat, you can wear a fucking mask.
Lila Posting Video of Herself Eating a Big Piece of Arugula?
“I don’t understand why she did it, and I didn’t particularly enjoy watching it,”