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I LIVED IT: I Waited 3 Days to Resume Tweeting About My Hemorrhoids
Hemorrhoid silence is butthole violence.
I LIVED IT: My Dad Has a Second Family on Zoom
How could he do this to us? And why would he do it on Zoom?
I LIVED IT: My Arms Are Too Weak to Buy Things in Bulk
Why didn’t they teach this in gym class growing up?
I LIVED IT: I Had to Trim My Own Bangs During Quarantine
Was I doomed to have TERF bangs for the apocalypse?
I LIVED IT: I Got Sucked Into an Oil Painting and Still Had Bacne
I’m sorry, but what? I thought that shit was supposed to be edited out.
I LIVED IT: I Couldn’t Find Enough ‘Parks & Recreation’ GIFs to Describe My Sorority
God, this is all so hopeless.