I LIVED IT: I Went to a Big Group Dinner and We All Ordered the Same Thing

The echoes of “I’ll have the same thing” still ring in my ears. All 12 of us ordered the same exact pasta dish.

I LIVED IT: I Did My Hair but the Meeting Turned Out to Be Cameras-Off

Then why did I wake up three hours in advance of my 8 a.m. call?

I thought bringing lunch would be just like buying lunch, only cheaper. Little did I know, it actually sucks ass.

There is no reason for any main character to be younger than me.

What’s going on? This isn’t supposed to happen.

I guess it’s called the devil’s lettuce for a reason.

How naive I was.

My song is on, you fools! My perfect song!

I shifted to a lower gear, but all that did was make me look like a clown.

Now I’m the bad guy?