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I LIVED IT: I Called Her ‘Babe’ When We’re Really More at the ‘Girl’ Level of Acquaintance
Super douchey of me, I know.
I LIVED IT: I Got Dumped Via QR Code
Looking at my phone always makes me feel bad already, and now this?
I LIVED IT: My Watch Asked If I Was Working Out But I Was Just Wiping
It wasn’t even a particularly strenuous BM.
I LIVED IT: I Swatted a Gnat and Felt It Touch My Hand
I’m literally throwing up while writing this.
I LIVED IT: I Didn’t Say ‘Bless You’ and Now I Have to Perform an Exorcism on My Friend
Needless to say, it was a lot!
I LIVED IT: My Hairstylist Called Another Stylist Over to ‘Look at Something’
No words can convey the horror I felt at that moment. Was I going to die?
I LIVED IT: I Asked the Person Cooking if They Need Any Help and They Said Yes
How could things have gone so astray?
I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Refers to His Friends as His ‘Buddies’
To him, a friend is a person you have sex with, and a buddy is a friend you don’t have sex with.