I Lived it:

I LIVED IT: My Hairstylist Called Another Stylist Over to ‘Look at Something’

No words can convey the horror I felt at that moment. Was I going to die?

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I LIVED IT: I Asked the Person Cooking if They Need Any Help and They Said Yes

How could things have gone so astray?

I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Refers to His Friends as His ‘Buddies’

To him, a friend is a person you have sex with, and a buddy is a friend you don’t have sex with.

I LIVED IT: The 5 lb. Weights Were Too Heavy

How did I become this way?

I LIVED IT: The Toilet Water Splashed on My Vagina

I guess the other lesson would be to get some wet wipes.

I LIVED IT: I Was Called a ‘Queer Elder’

I’m 35.

I LIVED IT: I Finally Hooked Up with the Sourdough Starter I Made at the Beginning of Quarantine

I began to appreciate its softness; its smell.

I LIVED IT: I Got a Slack Notification During Sex and I Couldn’t Finish Until I Checked It

Now that’s, as Slack says, where “work” happens!

I LIVED IT: My Gynecologist Refused to Teach me to Queef on Command

And during women’s history month, no less.

I LIVED IT: My Parents Won’t Stop Calling My Foray Into the World of Close-Up Magic a ‘Lifestyle Choice’

This is America, I guess.

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