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I LIVED IT: I Asked the Person Cooking if They Need Any Help and They Said Yes
How could things have gone so astray?
I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Refers to His Friends as His ‘Buddies’
To him, a friend is a person you have sex with, and a buddy is a friend you don’t have sex with.
I LIVED IT: The Toilet Water Splashed on My Vagina
I guess the other lesson would be to get some wet wipes.
I LIVED IT: I Finally Hooked Up with the Sourdough Starter I Made at the Beginning of Quarantine
I began to appreciate its softness; its smell.
I LIVED IT: I Got a Slack Notification During Sex and I Couldn’t Finish Until I Checked It
Now that’s, as Slack says, where “work” happens!
I LIVED IT: My Gynecologist Refused to Teach me to Queef on Command
And during women’s history month, no less.
I LIVED IT: My Parents Won’t Stop Calling My Foray Into the World of Close-Up Magic a ‘Lifestyle Choice’
This is America, I guess.