I Lived it: ARCHIVES

I LIVED IT: I Took a Little Sip of the Vanilla

I LIVED IT: I Rubbed My Eye During a Sex Scene Now Everyone Thinks Blowjobs Make Me Cry

I LIVED IT: I Apologized but Wasn’t Immediately Forgiven

I LIVED IT: I Farted So Hard I Finally Let Go of My Dream of Becoming an Actress

I LIVED IT: An ASPCA Rep Chased Me Eleven Blocks and Tackled Me to the Ground

I LIVED IT: I Got Too High With My Boyfriend and He Became Just a Man in My House

I LIVED IT: The Guy I Was Seeing Only Had a Peacock Subscription

I LIVED IT: My Coworker and I Went to the Bathroom at the Same Time

I LIVED IT: I Exited a Car While Also Holding a Bag

I LIVED IT: I Wore Cowboy Boots to a Party and Now They’re Asking Me to Birth This Calf

I LIVED IT: Someone Thanked Me for Opening Up When I Thought We Were Having a Pretty Normal Conversation

I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Stopped Scratching My Back

I LIVED IT: I Was More Attracted to Stanley Tucci Than Penn Badgley When Re-watching ‘Easy A’ as an Adult

I LIVED IT: I Asked Someone a Question and Then Had to Listen to the Answer

I LIVED IT: I Said ‘I Hate My Job’ and My Friend Suggested I Look for a New One

I LIVED IT: I Agreed With the Teenager’s Parents in a Coming of Age Movie

I LIVED IT: I Tried Spitting in My Partner’s Mouth but Nothing Came Out Because I’m on SSRIs

I LIVED IT: I Asked My Waiter to Choose Between Two Dishes and They Were Wrong

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