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I Lived it: ARCHIVES
I LIVED IT: The Toilet Water Splashed on My Vagina
I LIVED IT: I Was Called a ‘Queer Elder’
I LIVED IT: I Finally Hooked Up with the Sourdough Starter I Made at the Beginning of Quarantine
I LIVED IT: I Got a Slack Notification During Sex and I Couldn’t Finish Until I Checked It
I LIVED IT: My Gynecologist Refused to Teach me to Queef on Command
I LIVED IT: My Parents Won’t Stop Calling My Foray Into the World of Close-Up Magic a ‘Lifestyle Choice’
I LIVED IT: I Gave a Blowjob over Zoom and Still Managed to Puke All Over My Keyboard
I LIVED IT: I Invited Three Strangers to My Wedding and One of Them Might be My Dad
I LIVED IT: I Put Babyfeet on My Hands. Now I Have Tiny Widdle Baby Hands
I LIVED IT: I Waited 3 Days to Resume Tweeting About My Hemorrhoids
I LIVED IT: My Dad Has a Second Family on Zoom
I LIVED IT: My Arms Are Too Weak to Buy Things in Bulk
I LIVED IT: I Had to Trim My Own Bangs During Quarantine
I LIVED IT: I Got Sucked Into an Oil Painting and Still Had Bacne
I LIVED IT: I Couldn’t Find Enough ‘Parks & Recreation’ GIFs to Describe My Sorority
I LIVED IT: Some Men Had a Conversation Near Me
I LIVED IT: I Was Unrelatable
I LIVED IT: My Therapist Talked
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