I Lived it: ARCHIVES

I LIVED IT: I Accidentally Went to JFK When I Meant to Put On a Disguise and Go to the Pier and Steal a Boat and Row out to Sea to Begin a New Life

I LIVED IT: I Made an Appointment and Then I Had to Go to It

I LIVED IT: I Fucked the Sales Guy at Serta Because None of His Mattresses Were on the Floor

I LIVED IT: Grammarly Said My Email Sounds ‘Feeble’ and ‘Cowardly’ to Others

I LIVED IT: My Real Estate Agent Friend Didn’t Give Me a Free House

I LIVED IT: I Had Fun at the County Fair and Became the Star of a Prozac Commercial

I LIVED IT: My Celebrity Crush Is Dating a White Woman

I LIVED IT: My Sister Is Having a Baby Even Though I’m Clearly Not Ready to Be an Aunt

I LIVED IT: I Wore a New Shirt and No One Said ‘Good Shirt’

I LIVED IT: I Got Hit by a Car Because I Was Watching the Tom Holland ‘Umbrella’ Lip-Sync Battle

I LIVED IT: The COVID Vaccine Made Me Text My Ex the Lyrics to ‘Hey Soul Sister’

I LIVED IT: I Called a Scent a ‘Flavor’ and Now the People at Bed, Bath, and Beyond Think I Eat the Lotion

I LIVED IT: My Actions Became My Habits, and My Habits Became My Character

I LIVED IT: My Mom Used My Brother’s Name as Her Password

I LIVED IT: I Cried at the Straight Wedding

I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Told Me About His Exes After I Begged Him To

I LIVED IT: My Friend Was Despairing About Climate Crisis but I Wasn’t in the Mood

I LIVED IT: I Had to Use One of the Big Spoons

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