DUDE CORNER: Most Guys Just Want Sex, But I Would Be Okay With Hand Stuff I believe in a woman’s right to choose. read more...
Dude Corner: Why I’m Not Ready for a Female President, But Totally Stoked for a Woman to Rule Westeros I am in full support of pretty much any woman ruling Westeros, as long as she is hot and does not run against Bernie.
Dude Corner: I’m Not Going To Vote, Specifically Because My Girlfriend Asked Me To Stop trying to get guys to be political by asking us to.
DUDE CORNER: I Refuse to Give Up My Subway Seat For Any Pregnant Lady I Didn’t Personally Knock Up I shouldn’t be forced to give up my seat for some waddling pregger that I DIDN’T personally cause.
It’s Not You, It’s Me, Who Has Blossomed And Can Definitely Bag Someone Hotter Now One day when you maybe get hotter, I hope you’ll understand.
I Never Said I Was Perfect, So You Can’t Get Mad at Me Any time some chick gets mad at me, it’s like, are on your period? Ha, just playin’.
Why I Won’t Apologize For Not Getting Married, Even Though I Know Some of You Came From Out of Town For This
