DUDE CORNER: Relax It’s Not Going to Be That Bad It’s starting to get hard to comfort you, not that I’ve tried. read more...
DUDE CORNER: Trump Doesn’t Really Mean What He Says, Unless I Agree With Him It’s actually embarrassing that you didn’t understand he was joking, because he clearly was.
DUDE CORNER: Get Ready to Hear Me Type I will be using fingers you’ve never really seen to touch letters you’d never expect.
Dude Corner: They Won’t Even Let You Be a Corrupt City Mayor Anymore You can’t even commit the smallest bit of bribery and wire fraud and conspiracy and solicitation of a campaign contribution by a foreign national (x2).
DUDE CORNER: My Attachment Style Is No I took a quiz online about four years ago, and my computer exploded.
DUDE CORNER: She Asked if I Hated Her and I Answered Honestly. Now I’m the Bad Guy. If she wanted me to lie, I would have lied! I also made sure to tell her this, but it did not seem to help my case.
DUDE CORNER: I Don’t Have Any STIs Because I’ve Never Been Tested I’m so beyond getting tested that all my buddies call me “fire crotch.”
DUDE CORNER: You Wouldn’t Get It I can’t explain this to you, babe. I can’t explain this. You simply would not get it.
DUDE CORNER: Any Room at Girl Dinner for This Male Feminist? Personally, I’d love to be a part of it, or perhaps even lead it someday.
DUDE CORNER: I Want Everyone to Notice My Very Loud Engine, but Especially My Dad Does anyone have his new number? When I text the old one it shows up green.
