Aesthetic perfection exists as a rule of the universe, and that rule is actually based on Zoë Kravitz’s face.read more...
I LIVED IT: My Brush Snagged My Hair and Now I’m Hella Horny
I consulted my sex therapist immediately.
I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Doesn’t Have A Camp Sensibility
In the 22 consecutive hours of Eurovision I forced him to watch, he didn’t say the word “iconic” once.
I LIVED IT: My Younger Sibling Is Taller Than Me
It was devastating to learn my parents were also involved.
I LIVED IT: My Crush Didn’t Know Their Birth Time
I guess I’ll never know how compatible we are, because there’s literally no way for me to find out.
I Lived It: My Friend Stopped Following Me Online So I Killed Her
Sorry, that’s not a friend. To me? That’s a dead woman.
I Lived It: I Found Out My Friend Wasn’t Ugly In Middle School
She was the prematurely attractive husk of the Kaitlyn I once knew.
I Lived It: I Found Out I’m Not Actually That Proficient In Microsoft Office
A series of regrettable mistakes have led me to discover the truth: I am not nearly as proficient in Office as I thought.
I Lived It: My Consultant Friend Wanted to Split the Bill
I wonder if I have any real friends at all.
I Lived It: I Needed to Put a Plate in the Dishwasher, But the Dishes in It Were Clean
There are things in life you can just never plan for.