10 Dead Celebrities We’d Still Do Even Though They’re Dead

Just because these hotties are dead, doesn’t mean they are any less sexy!
Check out the top 10 celebrity corpses we’d still love to bone:


  • 1. James Dean

  • Died on: September 30, 1955
    Star of Rebel Without A Cause and East of Eden, James Dean is a classic example of old Hollywood glamour. His beautiful baby blues may have rotted away, but we’d still take a wild ride with the bones of this bad boy.

  • 2. John F. Kennedy

  • Died on: November 22, 1963
    The entire world stopped the day they found out the 35th president of the United States, John Kennedy, had been assassinated. People feared for the future of our country, but more importantly, the future of HOTNESS. We’d love to crawl inside that casket and stroke those sexy those cheek bones (especially now that Jackie’s not around to get in our way!).

  • 3. John Lennon

  • Died on: December 8th, 1980
    John Lennon had it all: a beautiful voice and a face to match. Don’t worry; being tragically shot outside his NYC apartment didn’t kill his tantalizing sex appeal. We wanna hold your hand, John, and we don’t care that it’s been decomposing for over 30 years!

  • 4. River Phoenix

  • Died on: October 31st, 1993
    When he was alive, River Phoenix made all our hearts melt with his shy smile. And now his heart has melted away! Even without it, we’re sure River’s still a perfect 10!

  • 5. Kurt Cobain

  • Died on: April 5th, 1994
    Photo of Kurt COBAIN and NIRVANA
    Kurt Cobain was the epitome of grunge eroticism. That baby face and puppy dog voice made him the most do-able guy in 1994, but death has only made his “I don’t care” attitude more appealing. What’s more cool and detached than letting your flesh waste away underground?!

  • 6. Tupac Shakur

  • Died on: September 13, 1996
    Tupac Shakur
    Rumors around the mysterious death of famous rapper Tupac Shakur have been building for years. But we can tell you, not only is Tupac really dead, he’s just as do-able as ever! Even devoid of skin, that smooth jawline reminds us: once a hottie, always a hottie!

  • 7. Heath Ledger

  • Died on: January 22, 2008

    When Heath Ledger was alive he was known as the sizzling star of movies like Batman, 10 Things I Hate About You, and Brokeback Mountain. Even though we’ll never hear his beautiful Australian accent again, we wouldn’t let death stop us from running our fingers through his long blonde locks. Bonus: we hear they keep growing even after you die!

  • 8. Patrick Swayze

  • Died on: September 14, 2009
    Patrick Swayze Portrait Session
    Every girl wanted to dirty dance with this graceful and multitalented star of Point Break and The Outsiders. His body might have succumbed to cancer in 2009, but he’s still got those underground moves – literally six feet underground. We’d love to get down with this dead heartthrob!

  • 9. James Gandolfini

  • Died on: June 19th, 2013
    James Gandolfini
    James Gandolfini isn’t the most traditional of sex symbols, but his smile and dangerous persona made this Sopranos star an unlikely stud. Now that death has rid him of a few pounds, his sex appeal is off the charts! Get on top of that corpse!

  • 10. Corey Monteith

  • Died on: July 13, 2013
    After a long battle with drug addiction, this Glee Star died in his prime of a drug overdose in 2013. Rigor mortis might have set in, but necro-gleeks still have their sights set on rubbing up against that ripped bod. Get at him while the getting’s good!