So, you’ve been on a couple of dates with a new guy and are starting to develop feelings. You’ve been burned before, though, and are reluctant to enter into a new relationship with someone who isn’t ready – nay, mature enough – to be open and honest about their emotions. How can you know whether you’re getting yourself into a beautiful flirtation or a horrid situationship? Take this quiz to find out if he’s mature enough for you or if your socks turn black from all the dirt on his floor.
Have you visited his place yet?
- Yes, and it’s gorgeous! He’s been saving for years and now has the whole apartment to himself.
- Yes, and it raised some concerns. For example, the floor was kind of crunchy? Like, with every step, grains of something would dig into my feet. Not too sure what that’s about.
Has he successfully kept any plants alive?
- Plenty! He has a real green thumb and is a natural nurturer, so his apartment is full of thriving flora.
- Um, no. He’s really bad at throwing away the dead ones, though! Does that count for anything? Does that count for something bad?
Has he invested in any cool rugs?
- Rugs cover practically every inch of the apartment, and he vacuums daily. Swoon!
- Nah, not a single one. He says he’s worried that a rug would get super gross, but I think that’s because he doesn’t own a vacuum. Or a mop. Or a broom for that matter.
How does he deal with “tough” conversations?
- He’s open, communicative, and unafraid to tell me exactly how he’s feeling, which I really appreciate.
- Not great. I told him the floor was dirty and he sat down, curled up into the fetal position, and started crying. It was especially gross to watch because the floor was, as mentioned, very dirty.
You’re at his house, walking around. Can you wear this pair of socks again? Or are they permanently stained?
- I can definitely wear them again. What is up with this line of questioning? Is something supposed to happen to my socks?
- I’m going to burn them when I get home.
RESULTS:
Mostly 1s: He’s mature enough for you! Sounds like he has his life together and is ready to prioritize you, too. Congrats on finding one of the good ones, queen!
Mostly 2s: Considering that he can’t be trusted to sweep, he certainly cannot be trusted with your heart. Maybe give him a few years and come back when he can prove that he’s ready to navigate a chore chart, and therefore ready to navigate a relationship.
