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Lack of Car Not Deterring Woman From Taking Free Bumper Sticker
Facebook Marketplace Interaction 20% About Furniture, 80% About Desire to Be Chased
Woman Entering Grocery Store Loses Capacity to Plan More Than Two Meals Ahead
Prayers of Millions Powerless to Protect Pope Against 17 Minutes With J.D. Vance
REPORT: Boyfriend Stuck in Duvet Cover
Group Text Celebrates 500th Consecutive Day of Being Active Nonstop
Woman Spends Entirety of 30s Resting Between Sets at the Gym
REPORT: Minnesotan Ambulance Just Needs to Scoot Past Ya
Introvert Requires 48 Hours of Alone Time to Recover From 15-Minute Conversation
Roommate Convinced Apartment Is Haunted by Ghost Who Only Ever Takes Out the Recycling
Woman Completes Every Single Work Task Between 4 p.m. and 4:45 p.m.
REPORT: Meaning of Tattoo Will Certainly Convince Parents to Like It
Woman Spends Day Mostly Just Combining Uppers and Downers
Woman Taking Steps to Curb Negative Self-Talk or Some Stupid Shit Like That
Woman Uncertain Which Personality to Use With New Acquaintances
TV Being So Good Directly Correlated to Everything Else Being So Bad
Woman Only Able to Enjoy Movie If She Talking During It
Man Only Ever Makes Plans for Next 48 Hours
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