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Lack of Car Not Deterring Woman From Taking Free Bumper Sticker

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Prayers of Millions Powerless to Protect Pope Against 17 Minutes With J.D. Vance

REPORT: Boyfriend Stuck in Duvet Cover

Woman Spends Entirety of 30s Resting Between Sets at the Gym

REPORT: Minnesotan Ambulance Just Needs to Scoot Past Ya

Introvert Requires 48 Hours of Alone Time to Recover From 15-Minute Conversation

Roommate Convinced Apartment Is Haunted by Ghost Who Only Ever Takes Out the Recycling

Woman Completes Every Single Work Task Between 4 p.m. and 4:45 p.m.

REPORT: Meaning of Tattoo Will Certainly Convince Parents to Like It

Woman Spends Day Mostly Just Combining Uppers and Downers

Woman Taking Steps to Curb Negative Self-Talk or Some Stupid Shit Like That

Woman Uncertain Which Personality to Use With New Acquaintances

TV Being So Good Directly Correlated to Everything Else Being So Bad

Woman Only Able to Enjoy Movie If She Talking During It

Man Only Ever Makes Plans for Next 48 Hours

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