Woman Reaches Yearly Crying Quota Watching One Night Of Olympic Figure Skating
“It’s just so beautiful.”
Cast of ‘Black Panther’ Added to FBI Watch List
“We haven’t seen the film yet but it looks fucking awesome.”
Man Who Graduated College Two Years Ago Already Looks Like Middle-Aged Dad
“He looks like he’s raising two kids on his own and his only coping mechanism is beer.”
Annie Upset After Not Being Invited To Thing She Didn’t Want To Go To
“I definitely wouldn’t have gone. But would it kill them to ask?”
Woman Dedicating Entire Life To Love Of Athletics Still Considered A ‘Tomboy’
“She’s getting a little old to still be doing this whole ‘tomboy’ thing.”
Friend in New Relationship Talking About Sex Like No One Has Ever Had It
“You guys probably wouldn’t understand.”
Wow! Even The Fish Man Thing From ‘The Shape of Water’ Is Doing The Whole 30!
“He’s taken to the program like a fish to water.”
89-Year-Old Woman Finally Finds The Right Hairstyle For Her Face Shape
“I’m so glad she’s finally found some peace.”
Study Shows Women Have Happier Relationships When Their Partners Aren’t Massive Douchebags
“Basically in layman’s terms, women don’t like being treated like day-old dog shit.”
Quiet Chick From High School Suddenly A Breastfeeding Influencer
Lisa’s platform as a lactation influencer has garnered her a lot of respect.
Woman Really Believes His Sexuality Is The Only Thing Standing Between Her and Antoni
Georgina is confident that if he was straight, they’d be together happily.
Amazon’s Cashierless Store Still Employs Old Man to Awkwardly Watch You Buy Tampons
This effort to make tampon-buying shoppers more comfortable has been met with mixed reactions.
Method Actor Struggles to Get In the Headspace of Actress Who’s Been Sexually Harassed
Faculty members have praised Westin for his transcendent performances on the University’s mainstage.
This Man’s Allyship Is Entirely Reliant on His Minority Friends’ Patience
Now that’s the definition of a true ally!
Black Woman Attempts to Explain Her European Last Name to White Friend Without Ruining the Mood
“It would just totally wreck the atmosphere if I told her about the transatlantic slave trade.”
Nancy Is Engaging With Showing Her Cleavage a Little More
“My cleavage is now entering the public sphere.”
‘What’s Your Schedule Like Tomorrow?’ Asks Friend Who You Have Plans With Tonight
Ruby, who does this all the fucking time, sent the message as a precursor to her canceling plans with you, again.
Maggie Realizes She Hasn’t Taken A Breath In Like An Hour
Maggie Wallace was at work last week when she suddenly realized she wasn’t breathing.