Man Who Knows Every Character In The DC Universe Forgot Your Name Again
It is unclear why he can’t be bothered to learn your name, which is Sarah.
Woman Who Finds ‘They’ Pronouns Confusing Has No Problem Calling Her Car ‘She’
Elyse clearly has no plans to prioritize making her friend feel seen and safe.
Mom Gossiping About People You Don’t Know Again
No one is safe from this gossip – except, perhaps, literally anyone you mutually happen to know.
Call for Bipartisan Unity in Group Chat Over Dan Being Hot
“We must reject the politics of resistance and strive for unity.”
Dad Desperately Trying To Remember What This Building Was Before Restaurant
“Maybe a burger joint? Where we used to get milkshakes?”
Sarah Pretending That Sweet Potato Is Bread Again
“It’s almost exactly the same!” she said, delusionally.
Uh-Oh! Krysta Seems To Actually Care Whether Her Team Wins Trivia Or Not
“I never realized winning a $50 credit for the bar meant so much to her.”
Friend At Dinner Seems To Be Performing For Someone?
Traci twice attempted to get everyone to sing “Closing Time” with her.
Short Man Has Big Dick??
We are simply stunned that such a slightly-below-average man could possibly have such an enormous peen!
With One Instagram Like, Woman Conveys How Badly She Wants to Be Dribbled on Eric’s Dick Like a Basketball
“I’m trying to get my back blown out.”
Everyone Immediately Making Fun Of Carrie’s Music Choices After Insisting She Be In Charge Of The Spotify
“I thought some early aughts indie pop was a safe choice!”