Teens in Crisis: Are Feathered Earrings Giving Your Daughter Bird Mites?
Mothers of teen daughters today have a new threat to worry about: bird mite infestation caused by feathered earrings.
Local Woman Cannot Believe It’s Almost August
“I just can’t believe it,” Schuetz muttered in disbelief. “August!”
Woman Dying to Tell You She Doesn’t Care What You Think
“Just so you know, I don’t care what you think about the choices I make.”
Wonder Woman Now a Man
“When we heard that gender-flipping was all the rage, we couldn’t have been happier to contribute,” Geoff Johns said during the press conference late Wednesday.
Suburban Mom Just Loves That John Legend
Deborah also expressed admiration at Legend’s ability to transcend the “trash and violence on the radio these days.”
Woman Expecting Breakup Text Receives Beautiful, Handwritten Breakup Letter
“My last wedding invitation wasn’t even this nice.”
Good Outfit Wasted on Tina
One friend’s poorly-timed breakup turned a girl’s night out into a girl’s night in.
New App Matches Singles With Takeout Places
“We’re all trying to find that one perfect taco, especially if we’re not in a loving relationship.”