Man Won’t Let Woman Ghost Him in Peace
At the time of publication, Jackson had sent three additional follow-up texts.
Study Finds New Form Of Male Birth Control Works Best If You Also Continue Using Yours
Women across the country are not surprised.
Woman Seduced by Bangs Despite Knowing They’re Bad for Her
“I feel like I’m not enough without them.”
BREAKING: Odyssey of the Mind Was A Real Thing and Not a Fever Dream You Had in 1999
Former gifted students are undoubtedly relieved.
Selfish Friend Throws Birthday Party When It’s Cold Outside
“She couldn’t have picked a warmer time of the year to have her birthday party?”
Woman Can’t Believe It’s Still Raining
Glancing out the window, Linda noted, “Wow, it’s really coming down out there.”
Woman’s Walk of Shame Actually Feels Excellent Because She Just Banged
“This certainly isn’t a walk of shame. It’s more like a casual stroll of deep satisfaction and contentment.”
That Bitch You Call ‘Mom’ Just Said You’re Looking ‘Healthy’
Prior to this encounter, that fucking monster who raised you forwarded several articles about calorie counts
Woman Casually Passes Off String Lights She’s Had Up All Year As Christmas Lights
Friends are baffled why she’s sticking to this completely purposeless lie.
Woman Gleefully Shares Photo of Her Fuckable Grandpa on Instagram
“When you find out your gramps was a total stud >>>.”
Breaking: Yelp Only Helpful for White People
“Honestly, Yelp has saved my life so many times,” said Carter Woods, a self-described food connoisseur.
Woman Thinking of What to Say After Starting Insta Story?
Friends and family are reportedly perplexed as to why she would bother to post this?
Majority of Time Cleaning Room Spent Reading Old Journals
“It was like reading the best memoir ever: one of my own life.”
This Woman Found Her Perfect Work-Life Balance By Never Working
“It took years to figure out how to feel happy and fulfilled in both my career and my personal life.”
REPORT: Black Woman Not Surprised
“I’ve been black and a woman for my whole life, so at this point, no, nothing surprises me.”