Man Just Wants To Discuss Quentin Tarantino Movies Without Going ‘Political’
“Tarantino is a genius, that’s a fact.”
Woman’s Longest Relationship Is With Dirty Unwashed Sheets
Deirdre had no idea how far the relationship would go when she first bought her sheets, eight months ago.
White Woman Really Needs You to Know She Can Handle Spicy Food
She’s not like other white ladies because she’s a white lady who loves and can totally handle spicy food!
Forensic Analysts Confirm Jenn, Sam, and Gina Posted The Same Photo With Different Filters
Forensic experts ran the photos through various tests.
Woman Pretends She Hasn’t Gentrified Neighborhood by Avoiding Eye Contact with Neighbors
“I just sort of keep my head down and rush around so hopefully no one notices me being a gentrifier.”
Woman Completes 500 Hours Of Considering Doing Yoga Teacher Training
“She just wants to think about it.”
Study Finds Racism on Dating Apps and Also Every Single Other Place
“I, for one, was shocked,” says lead researcher and white man Mark Frommer.
Man Calls Girlfriend ‘Yanny’ During Sex, Swears He Said ‘Laurel’
James and girlfriend Laurel were mid-coitus last night when James did the unthinkable.
Bead of Sweat That Originated in Woman’s Hair Is Reportedly Now In Her Ass
It is now deep in her ass.
Scientists Report Sudden Increase in White Individuals Allergic to Black People Enjoying Themselves
“We haven’t seen such a sharp hike in this particular sensitivity since the late 1960s.”
“You Like That? Take It,” Says Mom About Every Single Thing In Her House
Overripe avocados, a brand new necklace, a box of Swiffer refills and an old pashmina.
‘I Don’t Have Time For Therapy,’ Says Man Who Plays 40 Hours of Video Games Per Week
“Maybe she should see a therapist and learn how to stop bothering me while I’m playing Fallout.”
White Guy Making It Uncomfortably Obvious That He’s Never Dated Anyone Non-White Before
“It’s like he Googled ‘black women’ and clicked on the first three links.”
Busy Woman Finds Time to Talk Incessantly About How Busy She Is
“Today is just too crazy busy for me!”
White Woman Crying Over Article About White Women Crying
“I don’t understand why the writer is calling white women out like this.”
Man Apologizes for His Accidental Touch With An Intentional Touch
“Those are just the rules,” added Kevin.