Woman Who Hasn’t Started Shopping Yet Openly Complaining About Crowded Stores
“It really makes me want to strangle her with some sturdy tinsel.”
Linda Refuses to ‘Take it Down a Notch’
“It’s only a matter of time before Linda becomes a danger to herself,” says Eric.
Uncoordinated Christmas Potluck Results in Too Much Bean Dip
“This was honestly one of the more disappointing moments in my life.”
Jenna’s Etsy Shop Shows Signs of Increasing Mental Instability
“I don’t know who is buying this stuff.”
Daughter Hasn’t Drawn Anything Fridge-Worthy In 17 Years
“I feel like a light inside her has been extinguished.”
Woman Continues to Microwave Fish at Work
It’s so much cheaper to bring a lunch to work when you are a pescatarian.
Woman’s Babyless Nativity Scene Lets Neighbors Know She Is Childless By Choice
“Is having a baby really so essential to the spirit of the holiday?”
Foreign Woman Unaware How Annoying Her American Boyfriend Is
Everyone agrees the relationship is likely to be short-lived, assuming Ms. Saito acclimates to the culture.
Man With Gender Studies Degree Terrorizes Party
“It was kind of weird to get lectured about patriarchy by, y’know, a member of the patriarchy,” one victim commented.