This Woman Found Her Perfect Work-Life Balance By Never Working
“It took years to figure out how to feel happy and fulfilled in both my career and my personal life.”
REPORT: Black Woman Not Surprised
“I’ve been black and a woman for my whole life, so at this point, no, nothing surprises me.”
‘Thanks, I Forgot Where I Got It!’ Says Woman Who Got It At Aéropostale
“I think it’s vintage or something. The tag is probably gone.”
Study: 9 Out Of 10 White Men At Karaoke Considering A Rap Song
White men across the country are shocked by the study’s findings.
REPORT: No One Should be Allowed to Edit Their Selfies Because I Don’t Know How
“When I post a selfie to the internet, what you see is what you get.”
Woman Truly Reaching to Justify This Particular Dude
“I mean, he can’t cook, he doesn’t read, and he thinks politics are a waste of time, but he’s so kind to animals.”
Instagram Adds New ‘Begrudging Like’ Option
“The new option allows you to show your support because you know you just fucking have to.”
First Woman to Walk Upright Just Needed the Steps
Cave drawings suggest that she sometimes used the steps as a trade-off for certain indulgences.
‘I Don’t Want to be Blamed for Something White People Did 200 Years Ago,’ Says Man Who Voted for Donald Trump
“I’ve never owned any slaves.”
Guy Sure He Is At Least Two Inches Taller If Not More
“It’s such a silly conversation because height doesn’t matter.”
‘The Republicans Are The Party That Freed The Slaves,’ Says White Supremacist
“He’s not only wrong, he’s being pretty hypocritical.”
This Ex Wants to Catch Up Even Though Last Time You Spoke He Called You a Hateful Bitch
“I thought it had to be a mistake.”
New Strain of Male Ego 10x More Fragile Than Regular Male Ego
Many men across the nation seem unconcerned.
Mom Joins Instagram to Ruin That Now, Too
“I don’t even want to know what she’s going to do on Instagram.”
Uh-Oh! Crush Posting Sincere Photos of Himself With Disneyland Characters
“I used to really like him. Now I’m not so sure anymore.”
Friend Does Lettering Now?
“Is she trying to earn extra money? Or does she just do it for fun? I have no fucking clue.”