Good Playlist The Only Thing Standing Between Krista and Fitness Goals
Krista has put several hours into working on the “Workout Songz!!” playlist in her iTunes library.
Woman Who Believes She Belongs In Another Era Just Boring
“It’s sad. Like, take off the weird hat and talk to someone.”
Carly’s Photos of the Sky Not as Impressive as She Thinks
These upbeat captions betray a misguided appreciation of her own skills.
Full-Time Nanny Gives Birth, Gets Promoted to Stay-At-Home Mom
“Professionally, this is the best thing that could have happened to me!”
The bra’s manufacturer released a statement claiming that this is an isolated incident.
Dozens Dead from Exposure at Outdoor Wedding
Heat stroke kicked in during the bride’s six pages of Wordsworth quotes vows.
Sold-Out Brussels Sprout Side Derails Birthday Dinner
“I read about them in the New York Times Magazine, and was like, ‘I want them.’”
Woman Finishes Netflix
“The whole screen was just “Watch It Again” options,” says Marshall. “That’s when I knew.”
Pope Francis Just Seeing What It Takes To Get a Pope Fired
“To be honest, I’m not really big on organized religion. Really more of a spiritual guy.”
Woman Declares She ‘Cannot Get Sick’
“It’s so selfish. I can’t be leaking out of every orifice in my face like a toddler in a grocery cart.”
Woman’s Identity Built Around Foods She Doesn’t Eat
“I don’t eat sugar, gluten, dairy, soy, GMOs, grains, meat, or nightshades, and I feel great!”
Woman Refuses To Call It a ‘Ring Finger’
“I just cracked the knuckle on my ‘second finger from the left.’”
Woman Disappointed By Relationship Advice From Strangers at Bar
She entered the bar alone at approximately 11 PM and spent the next five hours crying.
Woman Releases Shocking Memoir: ‘I Have Two Boobs’
“Guys love breasts, so you can only imagine what it’s like having two of them.”
57-Year-Old Woman Wonders If She Might Want Kids Someday
“If I’m going to have them, I’d better start thinking about it pretty soon.”
Woman Unsure What To Do With Her Professional Boudoir Photos
“What if I put them up and then my parents come over? Is there a box for this kind of thing?”
Single Woman Makes Awesome Pancake-Shaped Pancakes for Herself
“It’s so fun to be creative right as I start my day,” says Millington.