Unnerving Amount Of Alerts Found On Friend’s Phone
7,341 unread texts, 541 missed calls, and the infinity symbol displayed on her email app.
Woman Finally Donates Delia*s Shirt to Salvation Army
“It got pretty gnarly. And not it that worn, vintage way.”
Woman Chooses Apartment with Rooftop Access Over One with Hot Water
“I told her it’s illegal, but she just kept twirling around on that shitty roof.”
Group Decides They Can Tolerate Kat Tonight if She Brings the Drugs
“We don’t pay for drugs. Tolerating Kat is how we pay for drugs.”
Woman Wonders What They’ve Been Building Here For The Past Six Years
“She was like a detective, except the mystery was super low-stakes and no one cared about solving it.”
Woman Engages in Intellectual Debate With Man Who Has Rated Her a ‘6’
He never wavered in his belief that she was a 6, tops.
Janet’s Friends Sick of Hearing About That One Time She Fucked a Cowboy
The alleged cowboy apparently “lives in Canada” and cannot be reached for comment.
Girl With ‘Good Vibes’ Actually Just Backlit
Silhouetted by the soft glow of sunshine, bystanders to perceive her as “warm” and “just a cool person.”
Couple Finds Love After Man Calls Woman Out for Yawning at a Bar
“Hey, no yawning yet—it’s the weekend and this is a bar.”
National Calorie Consumption Down Because of Your Judgy Friend Becca
“I used to drink Diet Coke, but thanks to Becca, I drink water while smelling a lemon wedge.”
Study: ‘All The Feels’ Actually Not That Many Feels
According to a new study, “all the feels” is, in most cases, simply one dominant feel.
Woman Just Remembered This is the Nail Place With Massage Chairs That Punch You in the B-hole
“Never again will I go to that place.”
Living a Double Life: This Woman’s Boyfriend was Also Her Best Friend
“I’ll never forget the night I accidentally told my boyfriend about how I was thinking of leaving my boyfriend.”
Marcy Finally Figured Out Her Hair
“It just clicked. I finally figured it out. I waited my whole life and finally my hair fits me.”
‘There’s No Need For Feminism Because Women Are Equal Now,’ Says Jenna, the Ignorant Talking Otter
“I love men. Why would I hate men? Men are the ones who give me clams.
Racist Friend from High School ‘Very Upset’ Over That One Lion
“FUCK YOU DENTISTS!” writes the person who isn’t sure about the whole “race discrimination” thing.
BREAKING: Woman Tries on One Bathing Suit and Buys It
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” says H&M cashier Brian Junker.
Coworker Threatens To Reveal Shoe Descriptions Of Office Poopers
“I went out with a lady who works on another floor just so I could make a copy of her bathroom key.”