Tampax Introduces New Tampon That Screams When it’s Ready to Come Out
Users can choose between “high pitched screech,” “guttural sob,” or “woman saying ‘oh my god no.’”
Scientists Discover How to Fucking Text Me Back
“It’s not that hard, asshole,” says lead researcher Saanvi Agarwal.
Woman Asks For Googleable Directions As Though Technology Nonexistent
Why is she asking me to type in directions for her like she didn’t just text me on a phone?
Even Pointy ‘S’ Drawing Thing From Middle School to Wed This Summer
According to rumors, the pointy ‘S’ thing is marrying her college boyfriend, who works in finance.
Fuckboy Blossoms Into Fuckman
Just as he did nearly a decade ago, John still thinks Tosh.0 is the funniest show on television.
Amber Testing the Limits of How Naked She Can Be in Front of You
It wasn’t a big deal, but you’re also not that close of friends.
Considerate Ex-Boyfriend Just Wants To Know How Your Sick Aunt Is At 3 a.m.
It’s nice to know that your ex was thinking about your poor, sick aunt while buzzed at 3 a.m.
Woman Hits Snooze 10,000 Times Instead of Just Setting Alarm For 35 Days Later
“Why wouldn’t she just set an alarm for 7 a.m. next month?”
Straight Woman Takes Your Sexuality As Prompt to Discuss Her One Gay Experience
“The only thing that would make this story relatable is a twist at the end, if the twist is that she’s gay.”
Friend Who Owes You Email Constantly Available On GChat
“Maybe a friend would have the time,” says Villalobos.
Woman Arrives Late With Coffee and Breakfast From Two Different Places
“She said the trains were all fucked,” says her boss, Amadi Lanata.
Dude Scouring Tinder For Threesome With Two Lesbians Found Wonder Woman ‘Unrealistic’
“That many women on an island and they’re not like, bickering all the time? No way.”
These Generous Women Founded a Charity to Foster Recently Single Men
“When men are in need, or just needy, we can help.”
Couple Shocked That Party Guests Would Rather Talk Than Play A Game
Their guests commented on the good weather and made plans for the coming weekends for other non-game activities.
Woman Wears Nicest Pair of Underwear to Lure Period Out of Hiding
Just four hours after putting on her favorite sexy pair, it came in a sudden and unavoidable rush.
Woman Can’t Remember If Conversation Happened In Real Life Or In A Podcast
“It’s got me wondering if I’ve ever even been part of a real conversation in my whole life.”
‘It’s Called a RompHIM,’ Says Guy Who Still Won’t Use Your Correct Pronouns
“What’s so hard about calling it by the right name?!”