Mike’s Instagram Just Two Pictures of His Tractor
Both are free of any artistic filters and the second is slightly out of focus.
‘You Had to Be There,’ Says Woman About to Tell Rest of Story Anyway
Sources say friends are disappointed by this decision.
‘Women Are So Catty’ Says Man Who Regularly Gets in Fights Over Parking Spots
“People love how direct I am.”
Uh Oh! Meghan Markle Was Caught Using Her Fork as a Comb
She’s learning the hard way that utensils are not grooming products.
Woman Afraid of Pooping During Childbirth Even Though That’s the Best Part
“Taking a good shit was seriously the highlight.”
Black Woman’s Reign as Coolest Person at Party Ended by Arrival of Woman With British Accent
“She’s obviously rad, but like, Poppy’s got an English accent.”
New Member of ‘Queer Eye’ Teaches Men How to Clean Their Dicks
“It’s about giving them the tools to clean their own dicks in the future.”
BREAKING: Skinny Bitch Pregnant, Good For Her
Your friends simply can’t wait for you to bring yet another skinny bitch into this world!
Less Attractive Boyfriend Assumed to Have Good Penis
He has done nothing to correct this widespread misconception.
Mom Wondering When She Can Visit, Without Your Aunt This Time
“You know, just us girls, but not Aunt Jo.”
Facebook Friend Seeks Consolation Over Issue She Refuses to Disclose
“What is she trying to accomplish?”