Dad Takes A Photo of His Daughter Every Day From Birth to 85 Years Old
It’s a project that he calls “a labor of love” and that she calls, “It never stops being embarrassing.”
20% of Released Clinton Emails Have ‘Test’ As Subject and Body
Supporters of Clinton are thrilled by her fastidious commitment to communication.
Woman Ready To Consider Men Who Smoke
“Sure, there’s a risk to my health. But what about the risk to my heart if I end up alone?”
New Fridge Noticeably Deeper Than Old Fridge
“Sure, I’d love my old fridge back, but sometimes you gotta roll with the punches.”
Timehop Reveals Sasha Peaked Three Years Ago
Sasha began using Timehop, making it obvious her life peaked exactly three years ago.
Love Ballad Clearly a Metaphor For Eating Asshole
When they kept repeating the words ‘dark’ and ‘deep’ and ‘anus’, my mind went straight to rimjobs.
Man A Little Too Quick to Point out Female Toplessness Legal in New York
“Not a lot of people know this, but it’s legal.”
Men Less Into Your Collarbones Than Their Poetry Would Suggest
“Collarbones are an artsy way of alluding to your boobs,” says one male college professor.
This Beautiful Destination Wedding Really Inconvenienced Everyone
Guests were astounded by the breathtaking inconvenience of the location.
Tiny Waif Thinks She’s The Same Size As Rest of Group
“My Chihuahua thinks he’s a big dog. Maybe it’s that kind of thing?”
Dream Journal So Sick Of Hearing Amy’s Dreams
It became clear that Amy’s dream journal is as sick of hearing Amy’s dreams as we are.
Woman’s Five-Year Plan and ‘Hair Inspo’ Desktop Folder Nearly Identical
Like any responsible twenty-something, she has a vision of where she wants her life to go.
Father Blissfully Unaware Of Daughters’ Adoring Social Media Posts
Caitlin Folger posted an adorable photo of her father, completely unbeknownst to him.
Scientists In No Big Rush to Release New Form of Male Birth Control
“Women seem to have the whole birth control thing under control.”
OBITUARY: Linda Wilfree Had A Body That Didn’t Quit, Until Yesterday
Wilfree will be remembered for much more than just her body—she had a gorgeous face as well.
Study Measures Self-Esteem Based On Whether You’d Date Beetlejuice
The results are clear: Only sad women believe that he’s truly ‘The Ghost with the Most.’
Male Feminist Tells Women to Continue Not Smiling
“I would date a girl regardless of whether or not she was smiling. That’s feminism.”
Ancestry Search Reveals Woman Comes From Long Line of Toilet Seat Sprayers
“It’s so inspiring to know where you come from,” says Moynihan.