Whatever Happened To: That Bitch
That bitch is currently single and not as pretty as she used to be.
Company Hires Hello Kitty Over Japanese Woman
“We just wanted to hire someone who reflects the face of our brand, and has absolutely nothing to say otherwise.”
Poll Finds Men are More Attracted to a Caring Woman, Unless She’s Ugly
Asked whether they would date a hot kindhearted woman, most poll respondents answered positively.
Woman First In Family to Graduate College Without A Boyfriend
“We’re not sure where we went wrong with Meghan,” Walker’s father says.
Helmet Ruins Woman’s Attempt to Look Cute on Cruiser Bike
“I’m a safety conscious girl, but there’s no way I’m ever gonna make that kind of mistake again.”
Hackers Still Not Stealing Identity of Boring, Lonely Woman
“It would be nice to know that someone wants to know my intimate details,” said Natalie.
Girl Leaving For College Forgets Mom Forever
“I’m looking forward to using the personal skills taught to me from my Grandma Susie, Aunt Victoria, Cousin Jeffery, and our mailman, Buxton.”
Woman Requests Birth Video to Look Like Wes Anderson Film
A nurse wearing a neck bow will pass a handwritten note. In handwritten pink-marker cursive we read: It’s time.
Victoria’s Secret Launches Line of Underwear Just for Women
“Now is time to start tapping into the female clothing market, so we decided to throw our hat in the ring.”