Woman Decides Single Pubic Hair on Public Toilet Seat Is Fine
“I was just like, ‘You know what? This is fine.’ And it was.”
Woman Decides It’s Too Much Labor to Describe The Concept of Emotional Labor
Jackson is removing herself from situations in which she feels obliged to educate the men around her.
Man Texts 13 Times and, Just as He Suspected, the 13th One Did Make Her Want to Hook Up
“Women everywhere don’t know it yet, but they want to hook up.”
White Friend More Intolerant of Gluten Than Racism
“Look, it’s either gluten-free or it contains gluten. There is no in-between.”
Woman Aggressively Recommends Another Netflix Series to Her Reluctant Friends
Walker reportedly became violent over brunch when her friend confessed that she still hadn’t watched Stranger Things.
Certified Bad Boy Doesn’t Use Capitalization in His Texts
Gardner doesn’t have plans to start putting any care, emotion, or clarity into his texting.
Dead Woman Strives to Take Up as Little Space as Possible in Coffin
This sweetheart of a gal is making sure to leave space in her coffin for other people.
Man Pretty Sure He Would Be Flattered If A Stranger Masturbated to Him on The Train
“Someone jacking off to you is, deep-down, a compliment.”
Man on Date With Black Woman Won’t Stop Reminding Her He’s Dated A Black Woman Before
“I know literally everything about the black experience.”
Woman Posts Another Facebook Status in Hopes That Men Will Learn to Be Human Beings
The question is what will make men actually give a fuck.
Woman Gets Her Life Together Purely Out of Spite For Brandon
Jenkins is confident that when she has an eight-pack she will get her vengeance.
Woman Who Self-Identifies As A ‘Picky Eater’ Thinks That’s A Cute Character Trait
“I can’t stand going to dinner with this butter-and-pasta-ass bitch,” says Haney’s close friend.
Woman’s ‘Self-Care Day’ Mostly Consists Of Retweeting Herself
“At the very least she deserves the gift of thinking her joke went well.”
Woman Comfortable Talking About Pooping Doesn’t Want You to Know Her Age
“Yes I have diarrhea most mornings, but more importantly this obsession with age needs to stop!”
Woman Opens Bathroom Door and Enters Enchanted World Where She Can Check Phone
“At first it seemed to be an ordinary bathroom, but I had actually entered a magical world.”
‘Women’s Studies Isn’t a Real Thing,’ Argues Man With Encyclopedic Knowledge of Star Wars Universe
“You spend hours learning a topic no one cares about.”