‘There’s No Need For Feminism Because Women Are Equal Now,’ Says Jenna, the Ignorant Talking Otter
“I love men. Why would I hate men? Men are the ones who give me clams.
Racist Friend from High School ‘Very Upset’ Over That One Lion
“FUCK YOU DENTISTS!” writes the person who isn’t sure about the whole “race discrimination” thing.
BREAKING: Woman Tries on One Bathing Suit and Buys It
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” says H&M cashier Brian Junker.
University of Miami to Offer ‘Organizing a Group Vacation’ Major
Courses include “How Fucking Hard Is It To Respond To An Email Lucinda” Studies.
Rich Childhood Friend a DJ Now
Prescott, who had every American girl doll except Addy, says, “It just felt natural to me.”
Woman Can Finally Hold Wedding Ceremony For Barbies Whose Boobs She Used To Rub Together
The ceremony was an intimate gathering in the backyard of the Dream House.
‘I Hope He Liked Me,’ Says Job Interviewer of Candidate
“I felt like I wasn’t impressing him, like all my questions were so dumb.”
Woman’s Summer Wardrobe Just Sweatier Winter Wardrobe
One of her favorite looks includes a now much darker cable-knit sweater with a damp back.
Officials Offer to Take Women’s Soccer Team Out for Ice Cream After Their Big Game
Did we mention they can have as many toppings as they want?”
Women Compete in Fantasy Herb Gardening Leagues
Could this be the year borage finally breaks out? Only time will tell.
Woman Sips on Same Iced Coffee for Record 19 Hours
“Is there anything better than delicious iced coffee?” Grey asked.
Sensitive Woman Wishes You’d Stop Giving Her Journals
“But I really, really don’t need anymore journals,” says Emily as she shows us her closet filled with empty journals.
Dad Takes A Photo of His Daughter Every Day From Birth to 85 Years Old
It’s a project that he calls “a labor of love” and that she calls, “It never stops being embarrassing.”
20% of Released Clinton Emails Have ‘Test’ As Subject and Body
Supporters of Clinton are thrilled by her fastidious commitment to communication.
Woman Ready To Consider Men Who Smoke
“Sure, there’s a risk to my health. But what about the risk to my heart if I end up alone?”
High School Senior Told She’s Too Old To Be Lead In School Play
Her drama coach told her she was too old to be in this fall’s production of “Little Women.”
New Fridge Noticeably Deeper Than Old Fridge
“Sure, I’d love my old fridge back, but sometimes you gotta roll with the punches.”
Timehop Reveals Sasha Peaked Three Years Ago
Sasha began using Timehop, making it obvious her life peaked exactly three years ago.