How To Look So Good at This Party That Your Ex Cries Tears of Blood
Go ahead – wear that dress he always liked.
Ankle Bracelets That Say, ‘I’m a 6 Back Home, but I’m a 10 On This Cruise!’
You may be the Michelle back home, but with these boner-inducing anklets, you’re gonna be the Beyoncé of this cruise.
Face Masks to Clear Your Pores Out Before Clogging Them Up Again!
In a hurry to shovel crap back on your face right after you take it off?
8 Pieces of Distressed Wood You Should Follow on Pinterest
Here’s a list of our fave pieces of beat up lumber to follow on Pinterest.
8 Boob Jobs That Will CHANGE YOUR BOOB SIZE
Like outdated surgical procedures from the 90’s? Better get trilucent soybean oil-filled breast implants.
Hedge Your Bets With These Microscopic Tattoos!
So you’re finally ready to get that tattoo, except that you don’t actually really want one.
Get Back-to-School Cool at Age 33
If you’re going to dress like a child, people are going to treat you like one. Score!
Style Inspo: This Crumpled French Cigarette
This cigarette totally nails the “hasty Euro grunge with a touch of soul-searching” look that we all aspire to achieve.
Fall Trend: Shave Off Some Chunk of Hair
Want to be on-trend for fall? Get sort of drunk and grab an electric razor.
Glam Midi Rings That Will Stay Put When You Masturbate
They may go on halfway, but they’ll stay put till you’re all the way there!
10 New Beauty Products To Throw At The Spider In The Corner Of The Room
Your roots will never see it coming, and neither will that spider.
NSA Watch: 8 Lip Stains to Cover Your Laptop Camera
This is the kind of lasting color you’ll need to keep Big Brother from watching you while you sleep!
We Compare Name-Brand Makeup With These Gross Berries I Found
These gross berries felt AMAZING on my lips.
Blankets You Can Just Fucking Die In
Sometimes you want a blanket we could just lay the fuck down and die in.
Nail Art For The Furious Masturbator
Check out these different designs that won’t rub off when you rub one out!
Fun Tops to Wear for the 5 Minutes You Stay at Parties
Wearing a fun shirt is an great way to pretend you enjoy making eye contact.
Which Ragged Little Child Is Hiding Under Your Maxi Dress?
Is it Little Gilda of the Western Bluffs, or the those rascally wayward twins?