Curly Hairstyles Your Friends Wouldn’t Be So Jealous of If They Watched You Do Your Hair
They won’t be “sooooooo jealous” anymore!
Flutter-Sleeve Tops That Say, ‘I Had A Bunch Of Choir Solos In High School’
May your sleeves flutter as beautifully as your vibrato!
4 Playful Overalls That Say, ‘Yeah, I Can Get You Adderall’
For a playful look that also says, “Pills are super easy to get and I can get them,” wear any of these overalls.
Cycling Outfits to Help You Spin As Freely as Trump’s Surrogates
Nothing can stop you now – not even democracy!
Daring New Bridal Trends That’ll Make Grandma Ask Why You Didn’t Want a ‘Real Wedding’
All of these trends will have your Grammy asking, “Can’t you just do it the regular way?”
Sexy Updos That Might Save You From Getting Food in Your Hair
No more suddenly wondering before bed, “Why is my hair so crunchy?”
Bedazzled Pepper Sprays That Say, ‘I Feel Constantly Threatened But I’m Still Glamorous’
There’s no reason why your intense fear shouldn’t also be fashionable!
Our Favorite Looks From Melania Who Loves Her Husband Very Much
A love like that is rare and beautiful to behold!
Little Black Dresses That We Shouldn’t Wear Because It’s Too Cold Out, Ashlee
Men will fuck us wearing anything, Ashlee. We do not have to do this!
4 Cool Girl Hairstyles That Are No Longer Cool the Minute You Call Them That
If there’s anything cool girls love it’s referring to anything they do as being for “cool girls.”
Kate Spade Accessories That Still Won’t Get Dan’s Sisters To Like You
These won’t win you any points with Anna and Lauren, who hate you.
3 Haircuts So Bold They Won’t Notice You’re Shoplifting
Try out any of these cuts to put witnesses in a trance.
5 Sequin Dresses That’ll Be a Bitch to Get Cum Out Of
Sequin dresses make for the perfect winter party attire!
4 Cute Winter Hats That Can Transition From Winter to the Coming Revolution
Now your head can stay as warm as your flaming heart!