Statement Necklaces that Say Everything but, ‘Mom, Dad, I’m Gay’
Say everything except the one thing you should have probably said by now.
Latest Hollywood Weight-Loss Secret?! Dehydration!
Dehydration is this season’s must-have accessory, and if you’re not super thirsty, you’re missing out!
Loud Prints to Satisfy Your Desire to be Heard
Why not give your naggy mouth a break and let your clothes do the talking?
Maternity Clothes That Won’t Say, ‘I Poked Holes in the Condom’
Here are some adorable outfits that will have everyone thinking this pregnancy was a blessed act of God!
Quiz: Are You Guy Pretty, Girl Pretty, Or Not Pretty?
Some girls rock edgy haircuts that only other ladies would appreciate and some aren’t pretty at all.
Payday Splurge: Personalized Kittens!
“Surgically altered and dyed PK cats are just as happy as regular cats.”
Are Your Control Top Tights Becoming A Little TOO Controlling?
Are the control top tights telling you not to see any of your other tights anymore?
10 High Fashion Models Who Are Actually Elves
These waifish beauties are tiny and rare for a reason – elfin magic!
7 Spring Looks to Let Everyone Know You Have a Boyfriend Now
Your friends know, but how can you brag to strangers about your new relationship?
The 5 Hottest Looks to Give Gender Equality Speeches In
These looks will empower you to take action and put some actual effort into how you look for once.
Winter Trends That No One Will See Under Your Coat
Here are the hottest winter fashions that will be hidden under your massive coat!
How to Stay Warm for Winter While Still Giving Off a Slutty Vibe
Nothing kills boners more than a lady looking like a ball of yarn!
Talbots Bags to Masturbate Under During ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’
Embrace your submissive urges with your Talbots bag in tow!
Grotesque Face Contortions For a Thinner Selfie
Use these twisted facial contortions and extreme camera angles to distort reality and make you look skinnier!