QUIZ: Is Your Life Together Enough For You to Rock a Messy Bun?
Only someone who appears otherwise together has what it takes to rock this sloppy ’do.
How to Look Effortless Yet Sophisticated Yet Nautical?
Put together a wardrobe that says, “Ahem, ahoy, but whatever.”
Trendy Sports Bras That Say, ‘I Don’t Belong in This Yoga Class’
There gonna know you’re a total fraud!
The Best White Dresses for Letting Everyone Know Your Period is Two Weeks Away
Tell the world that you won’t be bleeding for at least another fortnight!
Is Your Long Hair Sexy, or Touching My Arm Right Now?
Is it casually strewn about all over the goddamn place?
10 Best Waterproof Mascaras to Wear While Having Bad Pool Sex
Every gal needs this waterproof mascara in her makeup arsenal for whatever uncomfortable situation confronts her!
How to Pretend Your Botox Was Preventative
Constantly remind people that preventative Botox is totally a thing.
How To Make Your Eyes ‘Pop’ Using Only Negative YouTube Comments
Now you’re adding some drama to those eyes!
Tiny Purses That Fit Inside Your Butthole
With its flared bottom and smooth sides, it makes for a supremely easy insertion.
Slouchy Clothes to Make You Look More Laid-Back Than You Are
You know what they say: Dress to make others think you have certain personality traits.
Trendy Crop Tops for Harvesting Dick
Now is the time to harvest those juicy dick seeds you planted in the spring.
Fun Rompers that Hide the Fact You’re Secretly 30
Pick up one of these totes cute life-hiding rompers!
Goodbye Granny Panties, Hello Fun Aunt Panties!
It’s all about pink flamingos in the front yard and wearing slippers all day.
Bold Liner Looks That Say, ‘I Can’t Wait For Ted 2’
Like your fresh white eyeliner, Ted speaks for himself.
Bold Androgynous Haircuts For Perfectly Symmetrical Faces
Are you attractive to people of all genders and sexual orientations? Try this haircut!