5 Cute Side-Swept Bangs to Rid You of Your Depth Perception
You’ll be the chicest woman in the room who can’t determine where things are physically situated in space!
Cute Crop Tops to Worry About Your Bloat in All Night
As long as you don’t eat or drink too much water, you will look like the carefree goddess these shirts requires you to be!
4 High-Waisted Bathing Suits That Will Fuck Up Your Tan Line for the Rest of Your Life
These high-waisted bathing suits will look sizzling hot, even though your tan line is going to be fucked for the rest of your life!
4 J.Crew Mannequins We Would Have Sex With, but Only if They Could Say ‘Yes’
Mannequins are like the ideal human specimens, and I’d fuck the shit out of these guys!
Little Black Dresses That Say, ‘If I Don’t Cum Tonight I Will Literally Die’
Let potential mates know that if you do not cum tonight your heart will actually stop beating.
4 Cool Ways To Braid Your Hair In 2019 When It’s Finally Long Enough
Maybe your long-haired friends should try it.
4 Fabulous Weddings Dresses That Say, ‘HONK HONK! ME ELEGANT SWAN LADY!!!’
This dress is an extravagant one. But why go safe when you can go HONK?
Did You Know? Your Perfect Lipstick Color Isn’t the Color of Your Nipples, It’s the Color of Your Poop
“Browns, blacks, and, even mustards and shades of greens really make your natural skin tone pop.”
4 Sexy Dresses That Are Perfect For Exposing Your Whole Butt When You Drop Something
Everyone will say, “Wow who’s that girl wearing the butt dress?”
Heinous Floral Tops That Will Finally Win Your Mom’s Approval
A good floral print can be distracting enough that she might forget to ask if you’re seeing anyone.
Trend Alert! It’s Time to Bring Back Low-Rise Jeans And Your Teenage Insecurities
It’s time to bring back those low-rise jeans AND all of the worst of your teenage insecurities that went along with them!
4 Heavy Sweaters To Wear This Summer Because No Reason Not Because I Hate My Arms No I’m Cold Actually Haha What?
The best summer accessory is a big heavy sweater!
Sexy Bardot Tops You Didn’t Expect To Be Crying In By The End of the Night
There are so many great way to rock this look before you’re sobbing in a bathroom stall!
4 Stackable Rings Because We Guess One Just Isn’t Enough For Your Greedy Little Fingers
Rings are meant for everyone. Hopefully one day your greedy, ring-stacked fingers will understand.
Makeup Looks So Dewy Everyone Will Ask If You Have A Fever
Oops, too bad there’s no cure for being this dewy!
6 Medium-Length Hairstyles to Steal From Celebrities, Leaving Them Helpless and Bald
Why does she deserve this hair and not you?!
One-Shoulder Tops That Accentuate Your Pretty Arm and Shame The Ugly One
Every lady knows: one arm is always pretty, while the other is ugly and deserves to be shamed and ridiculed.