How to Style Last Year’s Forever 21 With the Stuff Your Ex-Roommate Left Behind
Get you started on making her look your own.
Cozy Winter Outfits That Say, “How Old Are You?”
True, this isn’t the most practical winter outfit, but wearing a diaper takes years off your body, and it looks great for every occasion.
Foolproof Cat Eye Looks to Appear Less Afraid of Living
A bold cat eye can help you give off the illusion of being a confident individual.
Sassy and Secure Tights to Contain Your Prolapsed Vagina
Who says preventing your internal organs from falling onto the floor couldn’t be fashionable?
Cigarette Pants You Can Fit Into Because of Cigarettes
Finally, it’s hip to have pants as thin as your hair.
7 Fun Ways to Wear That Necklace Made of Human Teeth
Don’t let that necklace made of human teeth just sit there in your jewelry box unworn!
Six Flannels That Prove You’re Too Cool To Get “Clingy”
Bring an outfit that might have said, “I want to have your babies,” to “What’s your name again?.”
The Best Brave Nude Photo Pose for Your Body Type
Display your naked body so you still look smokin’ hot, in the bravest way possible.
Outfits To Help You Win An Argument With Your Husband
So what can you do to win this battle? Fucking fashion.