Lululemon Yoga Pants You Can Wear Around Like You Own a House
They’ll make you look like the high-income, low debt homeowner you always dreamed of becoming!
Faux Vintage Band Tees that Say, ‘History Has Been Really Good to People like Me’
“Historically, the more callous we are, the cooler we are perceived!”
4 Chunky Knit Scarves to Hide The Vicious Lamprey Hooked to Your Body
You’ll be able to hide about four agitated lampreys with this oversized scarf!
Easy Tips For Applying Eyeliner Perfectly On One Eye And Fucking Up the Other
No matter what, the other eye’s makeup will still look like it was applied by some kind of drunk, hoofed animal!
5 Trends Men Hate the Most and How to Do Them Effectively
Rock one of these looks and enjoy the lack of unwelcome attention from men!
Quiz: Is She Your New Best Friend Or Is She Just Wearing Overalls With Confidence?
If you like overalls so much, just get a pair!
6 Fashionable Cowboy Boots That Say, ‘Howdy Y’all, I Just Learned About Kacey Musgraves!’
You like country music now, as long as country music is just Kacey Musgraves and a handful of Dixie Chicks songs.
I Lived It: I Wore a Blazer And It’s the Only Time I’ve Felt Confident
“This is the first time I’ve ever been confident in my entire life.”
How To Make Your Hair Big And Sexy Like You’ve Been Caught In Sexy Wind
Get hair that says, “The wind just fucked me right in the hair.”
How to Wear Hoop Earrings and Not Let It Go to Your Head
This way, you’ll maintain an air of modesty, even though deep down you know your shit doesn’t stink.
6 Suede Dresses That Say ‘Sit on Me, I’m a Little Couch’
It’s time to make a statement when you get dressed in the morning.
Cropped Pants That Will Have Everyone Saying, ‘Did She Hulk Out?’
These short pants will make sure everyone knows you’re stylish AND you hulk out under stress!
4 Sparkly NYE Dresses That Say ‘I Always Got the Lead in Chicago’
Dressed to kill, maybe you’ll even get into character and sing a song or two.
The 5 Best Eyeshadow Palettes To Use All Of One Shade From
Kind of feels like you should have spent the $41 on just a bunch of that shade, huh?