4 Cute Winter Hats That Can Transition From Winter to the Coming Revolution
Now your head can stay as warm as your flaming heart!
Candie’s Shoes to Buy With That Kohl’s Gift Card Aunt Sue Insisted on Giving You
Aunt Sue does not want to see her money wasted, missy!
Nude Lipsticks That Say, ‘Why Am I Even Doing This’
You’ll be left feeling beautiful in a “What? Why?” sort of way.
The Best Winter Lip Glosses That We Found on the Side of the Road
Here are the best winter lip glosses that we found on the side of the road the other day!
Tedious Makeup Looks That Say, ‘I Actually Celebrate All Eight Nights of Hanukkah’
These makeup looks will leave people with no doubt that you fully observe each and every night of Hannukkah.
The Best Matching Footie Pajamas for You and Your Boyfriend to Announce That You No Longer Fuck
You could try couple’s therapy to find out why he can’t get a boner for you, but this is cheaper!
Trendy Winter Tights With a Crotch That Will Sag to Mid-Thigh By Noon
Maybe tie a belt around them or something?
4 Sexy Strapless Dresses That Will Remind You Why Most Dresses Have Straps
It’s the perfect style for reminding you that most dresses have straps for a reason.
Stilettos to Challenge You, As If Being a Woman Isn’t Painful Enough
If it’s somehow become too easy for you, simply exhaust yourself with a classy pair of stilettos!
5 Sequin Dresses That’ll Be a Bitch to Get Cum Out Of
Sequin dresses make for the perfect winter party attire!
4 Christmas Dresses That Say, ‘I’ve Never Had a Dick in My Mouth’
“Don’t worry, there’s never been a dick in this mouth.”
How to Convince Him Your Unwashed Hair Is About Water Conservation
Explain to him that your look is less “lazy af” and more “earth goddess.”
Here’s Our Favorite Fall Trend And Hold On To Your Nips Because It’s Coats
The 2016 must-have is coats. Hold the fuck on!
Bodycon Dresses That Will Prompt Your Mom To Say, ‘Wow, That’s…Some Dress!’
“Wow, that’s really something you’ve got on there!”
4 Dark Lipstick Shades That’ll Make You Look Like A Sorceress With No Time For Foolish Goblins
Ready to cast ugly, elfish dullards from your life?
The Best Anti-Aging Creams to Reverse the Effects of This Election
Rejuvenate yourself, and reverse the signs of rapid aging this election has caused you.