7 Cool Makeup Tips For You to Fuck Up Later When You’re Running Late
Fuck! You are so late for this funeral!
3 Middle Parts That Say ‘Look At My Scalp, Bitch’
So look no further than this middle part that says, “Here’s my scalp—do not look away!”
3 Jumpsuits That Scream, ‘I Don’t Know Myself Yet!’
We love that the colors are neutral—just like you!
How to Stay Vigilant In Trump’s America While Also Keeping Your Baby Hairs Tamed
These two things are not unrelated.
The 5 Best Dry Shampoos to Use When You’re Lost at Sea
Our faves for when you’re drifting aimlessly across the waves.
Korean Beauty Products That Wipe the Floor With Your Western Face Slop
Or feel free to just settle with that disgusting old face slop you use every day.
4 Crochet Sweatshirts That Say, ‘I’m a Terrible Test Taker’
Like your mind in a timed test situation, these sweaters are full of holes.
4 Fashion Backpacks That Are Big Enough To Fit Just One Human Head
If you’re looking for a bag that will store more than one, these won’t work.
Curly Hairstyles Your Friends Wouldn’t Be So Jealous of If They Watched You Do Your Hair
They won’t be “sooooooo jealous” anymore!
Flutter-Sleeve Tops That Say, ‘I Had A Bunch Of Choir Solos In High School’
May your sleeves flutter as beautifully as your vibrato!
4 Playful Overalls That Say, ‘Yeah, I Can Get You Adderall’
For a playful look that also says, “Pills are super easy to get and I can get them,” wear any of these overalls.
Cycling Outfits to Help You Spin As Freely as Trump’s Surrogates
Nothing can stop you now – not even democracy!
Daring New Bridal Trends That’ll Make Grandma Ask Why You Didn’t Want a ‘Real Wedding’
All of these trends will have your Grammy asking, “Can’t you just do it the regular way?”
Sexy Updos That Might Save You From Getting Food in Your Hair
No more suddenly wondering before bed, “Why is my hair so crunchy?”