Bodycon Dresses That Will Prompt Your Mom To Say, ‘Wow, That’s…Some Dress!’
“Wow, that’s really something you’ve got on there!”
4 Dark Lipstick Shades That’ll Make You Look Like A Sorceress With No Time For Foolish Goblins
Ready to cast ugly, elfish dullards from your life?
The Best Anti-Aging Creams to Reverse the Effects of This Election
Rejuvenate yourself, and reverse the signs of rapid aging this election has caused you.
Tattoos You’ll Explain To Strangers So Many Times They Lose All Meaning
Your tattoo means nothing now.
Amazing Ways Face Serum Will Change Your Skin…Maybe? Do You See a Difference?
Your skin absolutely looks healthier, you think. Maybe?? Fuck.
V-Neck Dresses Your Boobs Will Look Weird In
Look like a Barbie that kind of melted a little, depending on your body type.
5 Hats To Feel Self-Conscious About All Night
Stand out in a crowd, but probably in a way you weren’t hoping for
Here’s Our Favorite Fall Trend And Hold On To Your Nips Because It’s Coats
The 2016 must-have is coats. Hold the fuck on!
4 Tiny Backpacks to Make You Look Like a Big Friendly Giant
Teeny backpacks make you look like a sweet giant stomping about the town.
Professional Outfits That Won’t Stop Men From Referring To You As A ‘Girl’
These sleek looks won’t prevent your boss from asking, “Are you girls okay?”
4 Beautiful Bridal Trends That Will Make You Want to Fuck a Chair
Try one on and then ride it like you mean it.
Skincare Essentials to Keep In Your Filthy Fucking Makeup Bag
Throw these products in that festering makeup bag of yours!
The Comfiest Turtlenecks To Retreat Into Once You Realize You’ve Overshared
Abandon ship! Recede into your sweater!