Bold Spring Hair Colors That Will Shock Absolutely No One
Literally 90% of the population is already brunette; what are you even doing?
4 Light-Colored Pants That Are Great For Spring Until You Accidentally Pee On Them a Little
Maybe no one will notice the pee splotch on your inner thigh? Ugh they will. They definitely will.
5 Facial Mists We Guess Are A Thing We Fucking Do Now
If you don’t hydrate your face, you will die. You don’t want to die, do you?
These Retro Spring Trends Will Let You Yell At Your Mom Again for Giving Your High School Wardrobe to Goodwill
Fuck you, Mom!!
4 Geometric Necklaces That Will Chafe Your Chest
Soon you’ll be saying, “Sorry boys, my rash is up HERE.”
3 Vintage-Style Swimsuits That Show Your Truest Self, and Also Hide Your Naked Body, But It’s Not About That
You’re basically the Marilyn of this beach!
Gray Hairstyles To Show Everyone How Old Your Soul Is
People will say, “Okay, now I understand why she only drinks out of jars!”
Trend Alert: Visible Bra Lines Because You Keep Putting Them In The Dryer
T visible bra outline look is totally sexy. I mean, right?
Affordable Alternatives To Today’s Trends That Will Make Friends Say, ‘I Saw That At Target!’
Make your friends say, “Nice try, but I go to Target too and you know that.”
4 Bright Lip Colors That Won’t Rub Off on the Joint
These colors won’t come off on the joint, or the bowl, or even the bong.
4 Fashion Backpacks That Are Big Enough To Fit Just One Human Head
If you’re looking for a bag that will store more than one, these won’t work.
7 Cool Makeup Tips For You to Fuck Up Later When You’re Running Late
Fuck! You are so late for this funeral!
3 Middle Parts That Say ‘Look At My Scalp, Bitch’
So look no further than this middle part that says, “Here’s my scalp—do not look away!”
3 Jumpsuits That Scream, ‘I Don’t Know Myself Yet!’
We love that the colors are neutral—just like you!