Beautiful Wedding Dresses to Wear to Your Ex’s Wedding
Who says white is only for the bride and not the bitter ex-girlfriend?
Great Fall Boots For Walking to Your Door When The Pizza Comes
Who needs overpriced genuine leather riding boots for fall when you already eat pizza from a place with the word “boots” in the name?
The ‘60s Are Back! Why Won’t They Just Leave Us Alone?
Why are they doing this to us? Don’t they see how we’ve suffered?
Trend Alert: Big-Ass Coats
Start your career as a drug mule with the help of this seasons dopest big-ass coats!
Makeup Tips For Women Who Are Actually Gusts Of Wind
It’s hard to feel sexy when you’re clinging tightly to the picnic table so you don’t float away with the leaves!
Makeup Tips for your Open-Casket Funeral
Don’t forget to apply a moisturizing lipstick because corpse lips are super pale and dry and no one wants to kiss that.
7 Best Websites to Buy Self-Esteem
Buy outfits so cute that your fury will be justified when no one takes your picture at a party!
Cute Fall Scrunchies For Tying Your Tubes
A velvet scrunchie is the perfect accessory for any woman looking to surgically prevent her eggs from reaching her uterus