4 Beauty Products to Swear By Because They’re Actually the Only Ones You’ve Ever Tried
No need to fix what’s not broken!
3 Winter Sweaters to Keep Wearing Inside Because You Sweat Through the Shirt Underneath
Sweater sex could be fun, right?
5 Ruffle Shirts That Say, ‘Mother Needs Her Rest’
Ruffles go great with any decade, so embrace your airy femininity.
5 Stylish Vests That Will Make Him Ask What A Capella Group You’re In
Every single one of these vests will make those around you do a double-take.
4 Dramatic Coats That Will Have People Like, ‘Oh No, Here She Comes’
“Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck,” they’ll whisper when they see you in your intimidating coat.
Sky-High Heels that Double as a Squatty Potty
When it comes to heels you might as well stand tall and let the poop fall!
4 Henleys That Say ‘My Boyfo Gave Me This to Wear, SoOoOOrRYyYy!’
Have your man pick up one of these henleys for you to brag in!
4 Fashion Headbands to Wear While Bullying The New Girl
Headbands are a status symbol. And your status is clear – head bitch of this school.
4 Hats For Women With Thin Hair That Scream, ‘I Just Love Hats, This Has Nothing To Do With My Thin Hair!’
Ya gotta hide!
4 Seasonally Flavored Lip Glosses That You’ll Eat Despite Your Best Intentions
Will these kill you? We don’t think so! What a tasty, forbidden treat!
3 Loose-Fitting Jeans That Say, ‘I Intend To Go HAM on That Turkey’
“Hi family, yeah, I will be GOING HAM as fuck on that turkey tonight!”
5 Stylish Coats To Hold For Your Friends While They Dance
Watch your friends jive with reckless abandon as you sit under a pile of coats admiring them!
5 Wrap Dresses You Can Wear While Reminding People How Many Carbs Are In That
You’ll be more than equipped to tell the table that potatoes are mostly empty calories!
4 Liberating Haircuts That Will Make Him Say ‘I Liked Your Hair Better Long’
With the right cool, choppy look, you get to choose how you’ll disappoint him!
3 Camel Coats To Wear While You Spit At Men
Gather your hump strength and send some thick spit flying.
4 Prairie Dresses That Say, ‘I Reckon It’s Time For My Weekly Bath’
With these gorg dresses, you can harken back to a simpler time.