4 Beautiful Bridal Trends That Will Make You Want to Fuck a Chair
Try one on and then ride it like you mean it.
The Comfiest Turtlenecks To Retreat Into Once You Realize You’ve Overshared
Abandon ship! Recede into your sweater!
5 Hoodies He Had A Good Run With But Are Yours Now
They’re yours now, because you’ve claimed them as such.
You Can Have Metallic Hair Now, You Slinky Bitch
Your head reflects the stars above, ‘cause it’s 2016 and you can do that now!
Nail Art Trends to Try When You Have 30 Free Hours
Every brushstroke will make or break this look, so don’t fuck this up.
Cozy Halloween Costumes That You Can Still Catch A Dick In
Go from a snuggle costume to snuggling up close to some dick!
Skincare Essentials to Keep In Your Filthy Fucking Makeup Bag
Throw these products in that festering makeup bag of yours!
Makeup Tips From That Clown Lurking Around Your Neighborhood
Stand out in a crowd or from behind a large bush or the back of a dark alley!
Chic Blazers To Hide That You Forgot To Put On Deodorant Again
For any hard-working fashionista who needs to keep her stank under wraps
Outfits That Prove You’re Qualified To Give Spiritual Advice to Old People
Dress to possess spiritual authority over everyone you meet.
Five Scents That Still Won’t Cover Up Your BO, Sorry
Sorry; these scents can’t mask your dirty body stench.
5 Amazing Highlighters So That You Can Finally Become the Moon
Finally become that magnificent sky-orb!
Casual Looks to Take You From Day to Not Having Plans at Night
From running errands during the day to forgetting to call your Grandma at night, we’ve got you covered!