Bras That Feel Good To Take Off After a Long Day of Being a Bounty Hunter
It always feels good to take your bra off, but especially if you’re a bounty hunter.
Sleeveless Turtlenecks That Are Perfect for No Fucking Season
You’re guaranteed to look as unstoppable as you are uncomfortable!
Accessories That Scream, ‘You Said You’d Leave Your Wife Six Months Ago!’
With a few simple twists on your day-to-day look, your boyfriend will dream about some life changes.
Sunglasses to Hide That Your Eyes Were Stolen by a Witch in the Night
You can’t see anymore, but you’re not going down without a fight. That witch better watch out.
5 Sexy Bra and Panty Sets You Will Never Wear Together
Maybe one day you’ll actually wear these at the same time! Just kidding–we know you won’t.
High-Waisted Shorts Sure To Destroy Your Vagina
Sometimes, you have to make sacrifices to be trendy. With these shorts, you’ll sacrifice your vag.
How to Get Rid Of Those Fine Lines & Wrinkles That Only You Have, Nobody Else
Remember: you’re the only one that has ever had to deal with this, so fix it quick.
6 Fun Camo Tops That Will Take Him Right Back to ‘Nam
These trendy tops will have your sweetheart eating out of the palm of your hand…as soon as the flashbacks subside.
Cute Autumn Scarves We’re Writing About Waaaay Too Early
Even the height of summer can’t stop us from rolling out the autumn scarves waaaay too early!
5 Children With French Braids That Will Make You Say, ‘Bitch Who Did That For You?’
Was it a professional stylist? I bet it was, bitch.
5 White Silk Blouses That Highlight Your Bleeding Bacne
Here are the season’s best looks for when you’re really trying to flaunt those pustules all day long.
Eye Creams That Would be Great to Use if They All Weren’t Like $200
But it would be so cool to try, right?
7 Brainy Podcasts To Justify Your Lengthy Beauty Routine
As long as you’re listening to a podcast, it’s time well spent.
7 Trends Men Hate, So Why The Fuck Are You Still Wearing Them?
If you follow these trends you will absolutely die alone.
5 White Tops Your Bra Will Show Through No Matter How Hard You Try
Honestly, what’s the fucking point???