Bralettes Your Nipples Will Burst Right Through
Be careful choosing which shirt you pair with this bralette, because it’s gonna be nip city.
4 Beanies That Say, ‘Yeah, I Tried A Skateboard Once’
Here are four beanies that say, “Yeah, dude, you bet I tried a skateboard once!”
5 Pairs Of Comfy Clogs That Say, ‘I Met My Boyfriend In College’
Enjoy those clogs. And that companionship!
Crossbody Bags That Say, ‘My Hands Are Free To Hold, Jeff!’
TAKE A HINT, JEFF! This bag is really for you!
Bedazzled Jean Jackets That’ll Make You Feel Like You’re Shoplifting at Wet Seal Again
We hope you find the retro bedazzled jacket of your dreams, by any means necessary!
5 Oversized Sweaters for When You Want To Feel Like The Simplest String Bean
Life is so easy when you’re just one lean snow pea snuggled inside a knit cocoon.
5 Thanksgiving Outfits to Make Your Mother-in-Law Say, ‘Dear Let Me Take You Shopping’
Now you TRULY have something to be thankful for!
6 Cute Long Dress Shirts to Hide the Fact that You Unzip Your Pants at Work
Your coworkers will have no idea that your slacks are completely unzipped!
5 Sassy Slogan Tees That Say ‘I Don’t Understand The Difference Between Being Funny and Being Rude’
Chunky Tribal Jewelry for Your Aunt Who Thinks Africa Is a Country
“There are people starving in Africa. The president of Africa should do something,”
4 Sheepskin Looks That Say, ‘Honestly, Fuck Sheep’
Here are four incredibly cozy sheepskin looks that scream, “Honestly, fuck all sheep!”
Sexy Panties That Will Look Amazing Soaking in Your Bathroom Sink to Get The Blood Out
Now that’s sexy!
4 Denim Jackets That Say, ‘Yeah, I Can Babysit Thursday’
“I know you wanna see Blade Runner 2049, and I could really use fifty bucks.”
4 High-Heeled Winter Boots Because Weather Is No Excuse, Honey
Sure, you’ll probably die if you go outside but boots, honey, boots!
3 Lovely Lace Looks Because You’re Nothing But a Doily for a Rich Person To Slosh Tea On
Good luck, bitch! You’ll learn!
4 Cute Shoes That Won’t Hurt Your Feet, And One That Will In Case You Need To Feel Something, Anything
Cat Eyes So Cute You Get Adopted by a Sad Woman Going Through a Breakup
Be wary of anyone that pats their legs, and says, “Come here, kitty kitty,” because they’re about to be your new mom.