6 Date Ideas That Are Easier Than Admitting It’s Not Working Out
Hold onto your relationship for another day.
QUIZ: Is He The One? But Not in the Way You Said Scott Was The One
Find out if he’s The One—but definitely not in the way you said Scott was The One.
3 Hot Sex Positions You’re Too Politically Anxious to Try
Maybe you two should just lie down for a minute?
How to Think About Ever Having Sex with a Man Again
Honestly we get it if you’ve totally given up on this.
How to Plant Seeds of Spending Christmas Together Until He Thinks It’s His Idea
Spend Christmas by each other’s sides, just like you planned.
8 Women Share Their Worst Date Experiences and All of Them Were With Brian
Dating in the city can be horrible, especially when it’s with Brian.
How To Pilfer His Popcorn Like A Sneaky Little Squirrel
Plunge both hands into his bowl and gobble popcorn, fistful by tiny fistful.
Interdimensional Portals To Escape Into When He Calls His Ex-Girlfriend “Crazy”
Enjoy your new life far away from the ignorance of Earthly men.
4 Lubes That Say, ‘It’s Not Weird That I Need This’
“This is just a pretty normal part of sex if you’re interested in it being good.”
Fall Boyfriends To Put Away In Your Attic Once This Season Ends
Pack ’em up with the rest of your holiday decorations until next year.
How Often You and Your Partner Should Be Having Sex, According to Police
They have a lot of authority on the topic.
Fool-Proof Ways to Trick a Man Into Loving You Until He’s Dead
He’ll love you until his dying day when he says, “Wait, I didn’t mean to love you, I was tricked!”
5 Kick-Ass Flute Solos to Charm His Dick Like A Cobra
That schlong will be popping out before you run out of breath.
5 Guys Who Are Maybe Worth The Risk of a UTI
Maybe these guys are good enough to risk the stinging burn of a UTI.