Love and Sex
Is He Hot or Just Far Away?
Determine whether he’s your ideal physical match or just waaaaaaay over there.
How to Touch a Naked Man, On His Penis
Getting naked is easy, but what do you do once both your crotches are out?
How to Casually Date the Man You’re Already Married to in Your Mind
He’s not imaginary if you know him in real life.
Is He a Butt Man or a Vagina Man?
Find out if your man prefers butt or beave with these telling clues!
8 Things You Can Never Love Again Because Steve Touched Them
Here is every good thing you MUST avoid in order to forget the existence of his stupid, beautiful face!
Are You Giving Enough Blowjobs In Your Sex Dreams To Deserve Your Sex Dreams?
Are you pleasing the guy in your dream enough to really earn that dream sex?
5 Sex Noises You Can Accidentally Make Anywhere
Every guy in the office will know what you sound like in bed once you lift that printer!
What Secrets Is He Hiding From You In His Beard?
Is he cheating on you, scared of you, or simply aware of a massive government coverup?
10 Pics of the Empire State Building That Will Make Him Take You Back
Once he sees this blurry shot of the ESB he’ll regret everything led to losing you!
What Guys Really Think Of Your Betty Friedan Tattoo
You feminist tattoo may not excite him like you’d hoped.
8 Quick and Easy Sex Prep Ideas to Simplify Your Week
Pre-open all your condoms and store them neatly in a clear plastic container!
5 Ways to Check Your Privilege That Will Drive Him Wild
You’ll have him begging for you to be the normative Jane to his mainstream Tarzan.
The 8 Boobs He’s Thinking About While Cupping Yours
The average man is thinking about approximately eight boobs during any given trip to second base.
How to Look Cute When You’ve Thrown Up on His Dick
These helpful tips will keep you lookin’ cute while you’re upchucking on his D.
Try to Get Through this Article of Hot Ass Dad Bods Without Squirting
I squirt, you squirt, we all squirt for dad bods!
How to Make His Mother See You as an Asexual Baby Bird
You only get one first impression, so make it count!
How to Pretend You Like His Cheerleader Porn
If you want to play the role of supportive girlfriend, it’s important to get your pretending skills on fleek!