How to Attract a Bad Boy, You Know, The Kind of Guy Who Sucks at Everything
This guy is bad to the bone, and his face is bad, too.
How To Make a Man Fall In Love With You By Saying, ‘I’ve Got a Good Hole!’
“My hole is laughing so much! My hole is so good and can seriously vibe!”
4 Household Objects That Will Find Your Clit Faster Than Any Man You’ve Ever Been With
“Very cool that a soft cushion understands the female anatomy more than any dude you’ve ever met!”
Are You Living Authentically, Or Are You A Female Lead Sprung From The Imagination Of A Young Male Auteur?
“I don’t think I had a life at all before this guy Jake waltzed into mine.”
3 Sleight Of Hand Magic Tricks To Try On Your Parents During Any Sex Scene
When you realize a movie’s R rating isn’t only for extreme violence, a magic trick can be a total lifesaver.
How To Communicate Effectively With Your Man When Your Man Is A Person You Don’t Know On Twitter
It’s not impossible to build a healthy dialogue with the man in your life, even if you’ve never met him!
How to Stop Trying to Be The Girl He Wants You to Be and Become His Waking Nightmare
It’s time to finally be who you are, and to also make your man suffer endlessly.
How to Slide Into His DMs and Then Keep Sliding When He Doesn’t Respond
Next time you slide into a guy’s DMs, make sure you have an escape route.
How to Tell Him You Can Only Cum to ‘A League of Their Own’
It isn’t just a movie, it’s also the only thing that can get you to orgasm!
How To Not Cum Every Single Time He Revs His Motorcycle
Take the power out of his hands by imagining he’s riding a show pony instead of a motorcycle.
This Realistic Vibrator’s Battery Dies Before You Can Come
“We were determined to provide a genuine experience from start to almost-finish.”
How to Make It Obvious You Want His Peen Without Just Sending Him This Article
Starting a conversation is a great step toward indicating that you’re interested in a guy’s weiner.
5 Creative First Dates To Go On Over And Over Until You Die
Go on one of these five first dates that you’ll end up recycling for future first dates until you die!
How To Explain To Your Children That Daddy Used To Have Cumgutters
Learning your dad was once a total smokeshow is a necessary life-changing learning experience for all children.
Uncomplicated Shows to Watch on Netflix While You Go Balls Deep on Ben’s Instagram
You won’t even care that you missed 70% of the plotlines while you scroll through your ex Ben’s Instagram!
4 Creative First Date Ideas That’ll Make Him Say, ‘Oh, Wow, That’s A Lot’
Grab your hamper full of dirty clothes and meet up with your date at a laundromat.
5 Fun Fall Activities You Could Do Instead of Trying to Fix Him
Doing shit to pumpkins is much more satisfying than changing him!
How to Discuss Your Ex Without Doing The Cell Block Tango
Try these if you’re the type that gets banned from cafes for performing the “Cell Block Tango.”