How to Marry A Man Despite His Awful Haircut
Man buns can always be chopped off, but your love for each other is more of a forever kind of thing. Good luck, you two!
How to Get Into a Relationship Serious Enough For Them to Take You to The Airport on Wednesday
It’s a race against the clock!
5 Red Flags You’ll Ignore if He’s Over Six Feet Tall
The point is, he’s tall, and that’s what we’re supposed to like!
4 Super Steamy Sex Positions That Won’t Dislodge Your Fitted Sheet
Remember: sex is only fun when you can’t see the mattress pad.
How To Tell If You’re Falling In Love or Just Grateful You Came So Hard
You might be in love, but also, that could be the cum talking.
Once and for All: Female Ejaculate, Is It Pee or A Tiny Spurt of La Croix?
Some women have claimed to cum in the bolder, dual-flavored La Croix Curate flavors.
How To Trust Him After He Says, ‘I Don’t Have Much of a Sweet Tooth’
Wow, he is especially vocal about hating all fucking chocolate!
5 Romantic Engagement Photo Locations Where You Can Take Photos With Dan Just as A Joke! Ha Ha!
It’s just a bit!
How to Find Love by Staying in Bed Until Someone Throws a Pebble at Your Window
Men are so bad at communication! Good thing they’re good at throwing rocks!
4 Bathroom Sex Positions to Mix Things Up, Cause Boy Is This Starting to Get Boring
It’s time to try anything – literally anything – to keep this shit going.
How To Keep It Casual Even Though You Touched His Balls and Loved Every Minute Of It
More sack time please!
Here’s How Often Happy Couples Have Sex and Then Tell Me to Stop Asking Them This
It’s just so weird. I am a scientist.
Aw! This Man Supports His Girlfriend’s Dreams Even Though He’s Never Listened to What They Are
“She’s just out there doing her thing which is…you know just an amazing thing that I’m proud of.”
4 Things to Do With Your Hands to Let People Know You’ve Touched a Dick Before
Wave, but do it as if you’re giving a handjob.
How to Play It Cool Even Though You’ve Definitely Imagined Him Squeezing Your Hand as You Push His Baby Out
Play it cool by not admitting you fantasize about him stroking your sweaty hair.