How to Make Yourself Cum So Hard You Fall Off the Bed and Down the Stairs
Maybe we should be afraid of the female orgasm!
How To Remind Him You Haven’t Forgotten His Penis Is Still In The Room
Give him a quick wink and affirmative nod, like “Yep, don’t worry, I haven’t forgot about that!”
Easy Ways to Repurpose Your BF’s T-Shirts Into a New Relationship
Create something new and beautiful: another relationship with someone else.
Breathtaking Hike Locations for Faking an Injury so Jackson Will Touch Your Leg
Just don’t forget to shave before you go.
5 Sexts to Make His Dick Go ‘HEY’
One thing that’s not surprising? That this text made his dick go HEY.
Should You Spit or Swallow or Spray It in the Air Like a Tiny Whale?
Because everyone blowjobs differently.
How to Lucid Dream So You Can Finally Fuck Mitch
If you get impatient, just remember your mind’s version of Mitch’s dick definitely won’t disappoint!
How to Casually Let Him Know That Your Freezer Is Full of Pizza Bagels
He’ll be gorging on pizza and you in no time.
How To Make Extracting Your Boyfriend’s Blackheads A Sex Thing
You can make even the most disgusting stuff into sex stuff if you really try!
6 Sex Positions That Will Make You Think You Have to Pee
“Wait, do I have to pee? Should we stop for a second?”
5 Signs He’s Definitely Gonna Treat You Better Than the Last 35 Women He’s Dated
You’re different, so things will be different! It’s simple math!
How to Put No Pressure on Valentine’s Day, But Still End Up Crying
Here are a few ways you can to put absolutely no pressure on this lame corporate holiday, but still end up crying a lot at the end of the night.
Halfhearted Ways to Indulge His Side Hobby As A DJ
When he tells you he’s a DJ, nod but don’t smile.
4 Sex Moves That Say, ‘I’m the Captain Now’
Good sex is all about communication, and these four moves say, “I’m the captain now!”
How to Stop Being So Picky and Settle for Someone You Barely Like
You don’t want to die alone, so why not die next to someone who kinda sucks?
Sexy Outfits That Will Tell Your Boyfriend, ‘I’m Tired of Going to Breweries’
“I’m overdressing for this occasion because I’d rather be somewhere else.”