How to Put No Pressure on Valentine’s Day, But Still End Up Crying
Here are a few ways you can to put absolutely no pressure on this lame corporate holiday, but still end up crying a lot at the end of the night.
Halfhearted Ways to Indulge His Side Hobby As A DJ
When he tells you he’s a DJ, nod but don’t smile.
4 Sex Moves That Say, ‘I’m the Captain Now’
Good sex is all about communication, and these four moves say, “I’m the captain now!”
How to Stop Being So Picky and Settle for Someone You Barely Like
You don’t want to die alone, so why not die next to someone who kinda sucks?
Sexy Outfits That Will Tell Your Boyfriend, ‘I’m Tired of Going to Breweries’
“I’m overdressing for this occasion because I’d rather be somewhere else.”
How to Come Off As Complex Without Seeming Too Complicated
Here are some tips to become just complex enough to make them love you, just this once.
Shower Sex Hacks That Won’t Fix Your Weird Power Dynamics
Too bad there’s not a mat that says, “ASK ME WHAT I WANT.” Nope, for that you’re on your own.
5 Signs He’s Definitely Gonna Treat You Better Than the Last 35 Women He’s Dated
You’re different, so things will be different! It’s simple math!
How to Tell Him You Have Kids, and They’re Awful
“The doctors say they’re fine, but I’m not so sure!”
5 Arbitrary Tests to Determine if He’s The One
If you two are meant to be, you’ll just know. And if you don’t? Try these arbitrary tests!
How to Tell If Your Love Is Real While Competitively Dating Him on TV
If you can be yourself with him, you’re in love with being yourself with him. That’s love!
Cool Ways to Flirt That Will Lead to Panic If They Actually Work
Flirting is fun as long as the other person doesn’t get what you’re doing.
5 Names of Trees to Scream at His Face When He Says He’s Into Nature
Everything’s perfect…until he says, “I’m really into nature.”