4 Ways to Upgrade Your Tinder Profile, Even Though You’re Pretty Sure This Will All Be Over Soon
Meet someone special to spend your final days on this mortal coil with!
Be Vulnerable! Let Him See the Boardwalk Caricature of You Hanging at Your Parents’ House
Now that’s love!
How to Turn Your Vag into an Electric Pencil Sharpener so You Can Flay that Pencil Dick
Go to TOWN on that little pencil dick of his.
Is It Real Chemistry, or Do You Just Have the Same JonBenét Theory?
Maybe you’re just falling in love with the fact that he also thinks it was Burke.
How To Cook For Your 5’8” Boyfriend
He’ll totally appreciate a home cooked meal designed specifically for his small build.
How To Recall the Number Of Sexual Partners You’ve Had Without Getting Horny In Front of Your Doctor
Accidental horniness avoided!
How to Get Him to Notice You by Dressing Like A Man and Joining The Chinese Army
You’ll have him wrapped around your finger in no time!
This New Dating App Lets You Focus In On All This Guy’s Hotter Friends
Wouldn’t you rather match with the chill and hot friends of the dude trying way too hard in his profile pic?
How To Learn To Trust Again After He Reveals His Name Is Actually His Middle Name
Do you even know him at all?
QUIZ: Does He Like You or Does He Just Like Seeing His Tiny Face Reflected In Your Eyes?
We can’t believe you found your very own Narcissus.
5 Sexual Fantasies That Are You Getting a Good Night Sleep For Fucking Once
You’re finally getting the full night’s sleep you deserve!
What to Do When Your First Pegging Opens Up A Mandela Effect Portal Where Sinbad’s Shazaam Exists
Read the Berenstain Bears three times out loud while in a standing 69.