What to Do When Your First Pegging Opens Up A Mandela Effect Portal Where Sinbad’s Shazaam Exists
Read the Berenstain Bears three times out loud while in a standing 69.
4 Modern Dating Trends That Make Your Grandma Say, ‘If I’d Been That Picky, You Never Would Have Been Born’
Meemaw knows best!
3 Sex Positions That Physically Don’t Work Unless Queer Eye Is On, Sorry!
It’s hard to explain but it’s a science thing and there’s just no way around it. Sorry!
Is It Love Or Does He Occasionally Allow You To Complete A Thought?
You don’t meet a guy who sometimes listens to you every day!
How to Attract an Older Man By Arguing About ‘Caddyshack’
Before you know it, he’ll be falling all over you.
How To Be Better In Bed, Because He’s Sure He’s Doing Everything Right
He’s already doing everything to the best of his ability, obviously!
What Your Myers-Briggs Type Is Like On A Date As Long As It’s One of The Ones I Remember
I don’t really remember any of the types besides my own and my ex’s.
How to Extend Your Relationship By Suddenly Calling Him ‘Bae’
He’ll be really confused because you’ve never even called him ‘sweetie’!
5 Sexual Fantasies That Are You Getting a Good Night Sleep For Fucking Once
You’re finally getting the full night’s sleep you deserve!
How to Give Yourself an Orgasm Simply by Touching Your Clit a Whole Bunch
Wow, who would’ve thought it was that simple!
5 Over-the-Top Valentine’s Day Gifts That Say, ‘I Know This Relationship is on Thin Ice’
Worth every penny!
4 Sensual Moves For The Bedroom That Whisper, ‘Dear God, Please Grab My Big Ass’
Gently guide him towards grabbing a handful of that big, big booty of yours, which you love.
What You Do After Sex Besides Run to the Toilet and Squeeze the Cum Out, Based on Your Zodiac Sign
Here’s what you enjoy doing after sex, that is after you unload his load.
Aw! This Couple Decided to Wait Till They Really Get to Know Each Other Before Acting Like Themselves
They’re committed to being the best version of themselves until they’re comfortable being the actual version.