Scientists Discover Flavored Condoms Won’t Mask Overwhelming Stench of Dick
“It will still smell nasty and no woman should ever have to be near it.”
4 Men You Won’t Date in Your Twenties Because You Date Women
Wow, your twenties are full of so many adventures!
Bull Riding Tips so He’ll Know You Won’t Fall off a Dick During Sex
“Wooo, I Can Do This On Dicks As Well!”
How To Talk Dirty Instead of Saying ‘I Have a Really Bad Yeast Infection’
Let him know how to scratch that itch (your sexual urges, not your itchy vulva)!
5 Condoms To Keep on Hand Since It’s Your Job To Normalize Any Dick Size Put Forth
This is your job now!!
3 Hallmark Channel Christmas Movies That Will Cause You to Lash Out at Your Significant Other
This movie will have you asking him these rhetorical questions, very loudly and very aggressively.
6 Dance Moves That Say, ‘My Body Does This During Sex, Too’
Tell ’em: “I shimmy when I fuck too, okay?”
4 Relationship Problems You Can Maybe Fix with A Baby Named Ocean
“Wow, that baby must have cool parents who love each other a lot.”
QUIZ: Is He Cheating Or Does He Just Have Other Friends And Interests?
Find out if he’s cheating or if he just has friends!
How to Make Him Jizz So Hard You’re Honestly Both Pretty Weirded Out by It
You’re both going to need some time to process this.
How to Fake Not Having an Orgasm Just to Keep Him Humble
Having a boyfriend can be great, especially when he’s good in bed. But, if you want the sex to stay...
How to Marry A Man Despite His Awful Haircut
Man buns can always be chopped off, but your love for each other is more of a forever kind of thing. Good luck, you two!
How to Get Into a Relationship Serious Enough For Them to Take You to The Airport on Wednesday
It’s a race against the clock!
How To Gain His Trust By Stroking His Knee and Saying ‘Mhm’ Forever
If you’re not interested in performing this intense emotional labor, you don’t deserve a boyfriend!
How to Find Love by Staying in Bed Until Someone Throws a Pebble at Your Window
Men are so bad at communication! Good thing they’re good at throwing rocks!