Fart Recipes That Let People Know You’re Eating Artisanally
“That’s not just me you’re smelling. That’s class.”
4 Steps to Dealing With A Co-Worker Who Has Openly Badmouthed Beyoncé
Working in this kind of hostile atmosphere will be incredibly difficult, but it’s not hopeless.
Defend Your Reproductive Rights Without Seeming Too Pushy
The only time your vagina should seem pushy is when it is literally pushing out a baby.
Do You Have Impostor Syndrome, Or Are You A Woman?
It’s common to worry that others will soon realize that you are inexperienced, fraudulent, or just a human female.
Willow and Jaden Smith Answer Your Elder Care Questions
What is the best way to broach the subject of assisted living with resistant parents?
The Cheapest Ways to Send Love and Light This Holiday Season
Instead of focusing on the people who matter the most, send a bunch of cheap crap to everyone you’ve ever had a conversation with.
5 Empty Smiles for Listening to Sarah Describe her Home Renovation
By asking you, she is actually telling you to tell her that you fucking like it.
Bullshit Answers To Dad’s Annual “What Are We All Thankful For?” Question
Outdo your siblings with these bullshit answers to his stupid game.