How To Give Parenting Advice To The First One In Your Friend Group to Have a Baby
This will definitely help her grow as a mom!
How To Journal For You But Also So You Leave Behind An Enduring Literary Masterpiece
Always keep your most private musings fit for anyone to read and profoundly appreciate.
6 Decorative Bowls Perfect For When He Asks, ‘Where Do You Want Me To Cum?’
“Right in there, my dear.”
Vocal Warmups For Meekly Shouting, ‘Someone’s In Here!’ From The Starbucks Bathroom
You can bet Julie Andrews handles uncomfortable public bathroom exchanges like a pro!
How to Heal Yourself With Guns When You Don’t Have Access to Healthcare
If you don’t already own a gun, no worries!
6 Best Things About Music Festivals The Wind Whispers To Your Hungry Soul
“But get this,” the breeze sings into your ears, “It’s all live.”
Wedding Hashtags You’ll Share With An Aspiring Bodybuilder
Yes, there is an aspiring bodybuilder who uses this hashtag.
4 Situations To Which You Can Respond, ‘Mmm Whatcha Saaaaaay? Mmm That You Only Meant Well?’
Ask someone mmm what they said and mmm if they only meant well.
How To Balance Your Career And A Weird Dating Thing
You don’t quite have a label for this distracting, nebulous, and ultimately upsetting guy situation.
How To Pretend the Sex Dungeon You’re Trapped In Is the Disney Vault
Buying into the patriarchal structures that are presented to us at an early age can sometimes be a good thing.
4 Spring DIY Projects That Aren’t As Fun As Masturbating to ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’
Masturbate like it’s 1998 all over again.
How to Use Your Hands For Holding Tea Instead of Drugs
Eventually, you will be able to hold the tea for up to a full day instead of drugs.
3 Solo Getaways We Think Would Be Really Good For You
The girls and I think you could use some “you” time.
4 Important Nutrition Tips That Bethany is Probably Making Up As She Speaks
Does it really matter if you’re going to try it either way?
Hangover Cures That Can’t Fix How You Told Your Life Story to Everyone
Ugh, seriously, why did you say all that shit?