4 Adorable Notebooks to Write Dumb Fucking Things In
These notebooks are so adorable they’ll make you smile before what’s written inside makes you frown.
How to Put Up With Natalie’s Shit Because She Takes Good Candid Photos
All this emotional labor will be worth the many beautiful photos of yourself that you didn’t have to put any work into.
How to Hide How Impressed You Are He’s Fluent in Sarcasm
Obviously, you’re dealing with a very cool, impressive person.
How To Fuck Him So Hard He Puts His Glass Of Water Back In The Sink When He Leaves
Nothing like an insanely raw hard fuck to show him he should be picking up after himself like an adult!
New Yoga Class Just An Hour of Bending Down to See if Your Period Has Soaked Through Your Pants
“This is extra important for women who are intent on wearing white.”
How To Come To Terms With The Fact You’ll Never Be Princess Diaries’d
Even though Mia Thermopolis gets Princess Diaries’d, you won’t. And that’s not okay but is the reality.
How to Get Back in Shape After Pregnancy but Not Too Fast! You Should Be Focusing on Your Baby!
Luckily, getting back in shape is incredibly easy so there’s no excuse!
Five Tips For Landing Your Dream Job That Completely Ignore Motherhood
It’ll mean sacrificing your social life, your hobbies, and “being an active parent.”
Five Signs You’re Ready To Get Married for The Attention
Thanks to social media, getting married for the attention is more rewarding than ever.
How to Budget Smarter So You Can Buy That 1000-Piece Grand Canyon Jigsaw Puzzle
Soon you’ll be puzzling your heart out, puzzler!
Quiz: Have You Gained Weight or Have You Just Forgotten What Wearing Real Pants Feels Like?
Wow, those jeans are like a straightjacket for your legs!
4 Bedroom Plants He’ll Have To Slice Through With A Machete If He Wants That Pussy
What cute and useful decor!
Iced Coffees That Say, ‘I Have $6 To Burn on Roasted Beans, Bitch’
“I will spend it on watery beans, you fuckos!”
Get His Attention By Sitting Next to the Only Outlet in the Room
Make sure he knows they’re available, much like you!