We Tried Different Brands of Shapewear and Somehow Still Felt Fat in All of Them
We are bad. Our bodies are bad!
This Is How Long the Average Couple Dates Before Tim Decides to Quit His Job and Move to LA
Sometimes you’ll naturally drift apart, but sometimes Tim will suddenly decide LA is where he “needs to be.”
How To Make Calling Yourself a Witch Your Whole Personality
You are boring but who cares, you called yourself a witch and witches are FUN.
4 Decorative Pillows That Will Scratch Up Your Face During A Nap
Your design instincts are aspirational, and you WILL heal in a few days!
5 Adorable Dish Sets That Will Slowly Accumulate in Your Bedroom
Pick up these cute sets and then watch them gradually accumulate in your bedroom!
4 Must-Have Pieces to Transform a Small Studio Into an Even Smaller Studio
Congrats! You’ve just “Room”-ed yourself, you crazy furniture bitch!
How to Be So Positive That You’re Exhausting to Everyone Around You
“Being positive forever means you must refuse to die. “
5 Facebook Photos of Your Dog That Will Make You Look Like an Ignorant Hick for Not Posting About Politics
Don’t want to get into politics on your Facebook page? Oh, okay. Guess you just want to look like an idiot then.
How To Install New Windows After His Leviathan Boner Shatters Yours
You know what they say: Every dick disaster happens for a reason!
The Best Spas for Relaxing If You Can Get Over the Whole ‘Being Naked’ Thing
Check out these amazing spas when you want to indulge in all of your worst insecurities!
How to Still Have Fun Playing in Leaves Even After You Discover A Dead Body
Why let a dead person ruin your fun?
4 Tips for Better Sleep That Will Make You Still Just Take an Ambien and Call it a Day
Honestly, just do your thing and then take an Ambi when you’re ready.
4 Obvious Cries for Help Your Friends Will Respond to With a Sad Emoji
“I’m fine, but I ate two boxes of cereal yesterday.”
How to Wean Yourself Off Dog Videos and Rejoin Society
If your need to consume dog material has been outweighing your will to live, follow these tips!
How to Lie on Your Bed in a Sexy Way and Not Because You’re Paralyzed With Anxiety
Soft linens and gentle colors will distract from the harsh lines of your rigid, anxiety-ridden body.
How to Trick Yourself Into Taking a Compliment By Hiding It in Your Food
When someone says they like you, why not try sneaking that naked display of emotion in a fancy little dessert?
QUIZ: Is Your Bedroom Decor Modern, Bohemian, or Just a Pair of Christmas Lights Taped Above Your Bed?
Is your style chic, carefree, or literally just a string of Christmas lights haphazardly taped to the wall?
Hair Removal Techniques to Keep Your Vagina Looking Like a Sexy Uncooked Chicken
If you’re not interested in your vagina looking like a dead bird, well then good luck out there!