4 Acrylic Nail Looks That Will Make Up For You Not Taking That Self-Defense Class
Survival of the acrylic, bitch!!
Fun Staycation Ideas That Are Just You Running Errands Around Town
It’s almost like all of life is a chore?
How to Act Chill About Seeing ‘Hamilton’ Because Everyone’s Kind of Over It Now
If you accidentally do break out in song and someone hears you, apologize loudly.
4 Amazing Things To Do In Paris, Just Please Don’t Burst Into ‘Elephant Love Medley’ Again
Act like a local and by not singing Moulin Rouge! songs.
Bombshell Announcements To Make In The Comments Of Your Sister’s Engagement Announcements
Now is your chance to shine!
6 TJ Maxx Cake Stands That Get Touched More Than You
Here are six cake stands that have definitely had more human contact than you lately.
4 Winter Activities That Are Still Less Fun Than Taking A Hot Shower For No Reason
Just waste water until your roommate thinks you’re dead. Totally up to you!
Stretches You Need to Do From Carrying All the Emotional Weight in Your Relationship
Apparently you have to do everything, don’t you?
How To Act Like Your Life Is Miserable Even Though You Have A Wedge Of Brie In Your Fridge
Brie, like most of life’s pleasures and life itself, is fleeting.
5 Diets to Look Up Then Promptly Forget About When Domino’s Sends You a Coupon
Say goodbye to the diet and hello to the ‘za!
How To Live Your Life As If You’ve Never Once Farted In Your Sleep
Smile more, and no one will suspect you’ve ever farted.
QUIZ: Are You a Fall Fanny or a Winter Wenda?
Take this quiz to find out which seasonal bitch you are!
5 Fall Cocktails That Are Just ‘Should We Do Another Shot of Fireball?’
Just chug Fireball because why the hell not??
How To Talk To Jason About Gun Control Without Him Flexing And Saying, ‘Like These?’
If you want to talk about gun control without Jason comically kissing his bicep, here are some facts to consider.
How To Be a Free Spirit Even Though You Had a Panic Attack Three Hours Ago
You made it here alive, now order that Moscow mule because you don’t give a fuck!
How to Make Eye Contact With Your Eyes in The Mirror, Instead Of Your Nipples Like Usual
Having such incredible little teats is a blessing and a curse, isn’t it?!
4 LA Landmarks to See Before You Give Up and Move Back Home
Before you retreat to the East Coast, make the trip to the Getty Museum.