The 5 Crustaceans You’ll Step On This Summer
Here’s a list of the five crusties you’re sure to step on this summer.
How To Cover Up the Fact That You Just Texted Sharon That You Hate Sharon
Don’t let Sharon know you hate her!
How to Sublet your Wet Bathing Suit
First off, you’ll need to take some HD pictures of your wet bathing suit.
Fun Weekend Getaways to Fill the 48-Hour Abortion Waiting Period
Remember, your abortion waiting period is what you make of it.
Period Myths That Are Actually True…and Terrifying!
Even people on Yahoo! Answers think these are baloney, but boy, are they wrong.
How to Drop Subtle Hints That Everyone is Mispronouncing Your Name
Do a TED Talk on pronouncing names.
How To Make The First Mass Extinction Since Dinosaurs All About You
Make sure that Earth continues to revolve around you!
Decorating Tips For That Pit Of Despair You Can’t Crawl Out Of
Lightening your mood may have proven impossible, but lightening that pit is totally doable.
Is It Vocal Fry or Are You Just a Rusty Swing?
Are your vocal cords are reverberating or are you a decaying swing on a long-abandoned playground?
Spruce Up Your Resume By Making It Sound Like You’re a Man
It’s important to stand out in the right way—by making them think you’re male.
How to Choose the Best Tampon for Your Underground Knife Fight
You and your tampon are going to need panther-like reflexes to prevail against Olga The Destroyer.
Pinafores That Say, ‘Fuck You, Mom’
Show the woman who gave you life who’s boss with these hot pinafores that say, “Get out of my face, Mom.”
How to Be a Great Houseguest While Not Getting Period Blood Everywhere
Airbnb doesn’t reimburse hosts for bloodstained mattresses!
4 Feminist Quotes To Incoherently Mumble Around Your Guy Friends
Explicitly expressing your feminist critique of their behavior might kill the vibe.
7 Ways to Kill Your Succulents Without Even Trying
Put your succulent in a decorative mason jar, leave it outside, and wait for a tornado to hit your area.
This Woman Baked an Egg in an Avocado. What Happened Next Will Blow Your Tits Clean Off.
This kitchen trick is literally everything.
7 Sassy Magnets that Totally Win Feminism
You won’t believe how much these magnets further the cause of feminism!