Hashtags To Let Your Friends Know You Don’t Approve Of Their Wedding
Hashtags are powerful and need to be used for good.
Fresh Bug-Out Bags for Summer
Give your style a boost with a fresh pack to stow your end-of-days essentials for the apocalypse, or worse!
Wedding Gifts that Say, ‘I Don’t Want to be Here’
It’s the thought that counts—and your thought is “I don’t want to be here.”
How To Keep Your Reptilian Manifesto From Coming Off As Bitchy
Here’s how to make your analysis of the New World Order seem a little less antagonistic.
How To Make People Think You’ve Overcome Hardship
Don’t forget to say, “Student loans, am I right?” as if you have any.
6 Secret Menu Items Restaurants Can’t and Won’t Serve You
These orders are impossible, but still totally cool!
Foods To Avoid If You Want To Be Miserable
Removing cookies from your diet will immediately rid you of those pesky few pounds and also your smile.
Skincare Recommendations To Ignore Because They Came From Beth
Really, how can she think anyone will listen to her when she looks like that?
10 Ways to Push Leftovers Farther Back in the Fridge
Here are ten easy ways to just feel like you’ve cleaned those leftovers out of your life!
Fun Ways To Expose Jen’s Bullshit During ‘Never Have I Ever’
You targeted that question just to humiliate her and she’s not gonna fess up!? Okay Jen, game on.
5 Heroic Male Feminists Who Deserve the Recognition They Demand
If we don’t commend them, they’ll stop helping!
How To Get Your Dream Job-Related Injury
Now’s your chance to step off the corporate ladder and onto a comfortable, lumbar support recliner.
How to Make it Seem Like You Didn’t Fart and Don’t Even Know What Farting Is
“Fart? Never heard of it before. Is that some sort of Fancy Art? I’m cute!”
How To Cry At Work Without Anyone Not Seeing
Make sure your personal life overtakes your professional life as conspicuously as possible.