Burn More Calories By Constantly Adjusting Your Workout Pants
Additional movement of waistband adjustment burns up to 100 more calories.
Where To Hide Your Expensive Alcohol When Your Roommates Have Friends Over
Save every drop for when you finally have something to celebrate!
Things You Shouldn’t Say To A Woman Turning 30 Because They’re Racist Statements
“You don’t look old enough to be 30, and I bet you can sing, girl!”
How to Make Sure Your Psychic Tells You What You Want to Hear
And when you ask about that thing with your mom, they’ll definitely take your side.
5 Super Bowl Dishes To Remind Him You’re There
Cut the hot dogs in half violently and cook them in the microwave on high for 45 seconds.
9 Must-See Spots in Austin Cobbled Together from Memories and Dreams
I don’t remember what happened in that venue, but you were in it.
9 Emojis That Were Made For You, Though
You are a unique bitch and everyone knows it, especially emoji.
Five Trendy New Eateries to Just Get a Salad with Some Chicken In It
They also have a salad and you can ask them to put some chicken on it and they’ll do it.
7 Foods That Taste Exactly As Good As Skinny Feels
That’s exactly what it feels like to have core strength.
Take a Mini Solo Mom Vacay by Locking Yourself in the Bathroom
Happy kids come from a happy mom who cares if they die.
How to Reframe Your Boyfriend’s Criminal Record For Your Parents
Simply tell them your boyfriend was a consultant on Orange Is The New Black…
How to Rebrand Your Hobbies So They Sound Like Charities
Make your daily activities sound like they’re actually making a difference in the world!
FLOWCHART: Should I Vaccinate My Child?
Follow this flowchart to know if vaccination is right for your children.
How to Make Your Massive Tax Fraud Look Like a Girlish Mistake
Adorable people make mistakes too, and shouldn’t we all really just forgive?