Life Hack: Make Friends as an Adult by Dressing up Like a French Bulldog
Want to find some friends? All you have to do is be a cute wittle ruffy puppy.
How to Tell From His Body Language If You Remembered to Flush the Toilet
The truth is he loves you and understands that you must poop sometimes.
How To Be Less Hard On Yourself Even Though You Could’ve Done A Little Better If You Tried
Know that even though you weren’t perfect, you could be if you never stop trying so fucking hard!
How To Tell Your Friend You’re Proud Of Her Boring Little Achievement
Just because her achievements are more boring than yours, doesn’t mean you don’t have to be a good friend!
How To Get His Attention By Sending 100 Short Texts Instead Of One Normal Text
100 short texts are going to be much more memorable than a single normal one!
How To Undermine Yourself by Adding ‘lol’ to All of Your Texts
Get everyone thinking you’re a chill girl who is just laughing her way through it all, lol!
How To Seamlessly Transition From Worrying About No Text To Worrying About How To Respond To Text
Don’t worry, someday you’ll die, and finally get to rest!
Quiz: Is It Seasonal Depression or an Especially Squalid Chapter in American History?
Which of these overwhelmingly bad things is the one making you feel bad? Take this quiz to find out!
How To Make Small Talk With Your Third Cousin from Georgia Before Begging Them To Vote
And if they didn’t register to vote, feel free to stop answering their emails!
Knock Your Proud Friend Down a Peg or Two By Declaring ‘I Love That For You!’
In the end she is your friend even though she’s so fucking proud of herself right now you could kill her!
Quiz: Is Someone Sneaking Up On You Or Do You Just See Your Own Bangs?
Here’s how to tell if someone is creeping ‘round the corner or if you just saw a flash of your own hair!
How to Trick Your Parents Into Thinking You’re a Heart Surgeon by Watching All 15 Seasons of ‘Grey’s Anatomy’
To really sell the look, start wearing a white coat with your outfits.
Iconic Photos From the 50s That Will Make You Long For the Past If You’re White
What a time for white people!
How to Stop Your White Friend From Using the Black Prayer Hands Emoji
She has plenty of other options to choose from!
How To Stay Awake Because That Is Technically What You Are Being Paid To Do
Holy shit maybe it would be easier to go to bed earlier?
Quick Meals For When Your Roommate’s Boyfriend Is In The Kitchen
These meals will leave you feeling satisfied despite the oppressive presence of Rob. Score!!
How To Repeatedly Yell ‘YOU’RE A QUEEN’ At Your Friend Until She’s Empowered
YOU hold the key to her empowerment!