Five Crafty Toy Ideas That Still Won’t Make Your Asshole Cat Love You
Will that make you feel happy? Will that fill the void?! Will it?!
8 Mouths That Have Been All Over That Office Mug You Just Used
Let’s take a look at every mouth in the office you’ve indirectly made out with.
How To Get That Public Defender Body You’ve Always Wanted
Eat exclusively out of courthouse vending machines.
How to Maintain Your Holes
We’ve got some quick and easy tips for basic hole repairs and maintenance.
5 Tween Theater Programs That Accept 30-Year-Olds
Here are five of the best tween magnet programs that would probably take a 30-year-old if she begged.
Small Apartment Hacks That Will Cost the Same as Renting a Larger Apartment
You only have a small area to work with – why not spend lots of money on every square foot?
Does That Cockroach Have A Trusting Face or Is It Time to Leave the House?
Upon closer inspection, this roach has a trusting gleam to his eye, a warm grin where you think his mouth is
Healthy Snacks to Prepare for Your Kids While You Eat Cake
Use one hand to put grapes in the freezer while the other hand removes a whole ice cream cake for you.
How to Have the Best User Experience While Watching TV
You’ll feel like you’re in the front row when America’s Next Top Model walks the runway.
8 Pumpkin Patch Owners Who Say You Remind Them of Their Dead Wife
It happened again: You remind this pumpkin patch owner of his late wife, Darlene.
Office Looks That Say, ‘I’m Not Stealing Paper’
When you’re stealing from your office, it’s the whole look that matters. And you don’t look like the stealing type!
Modern Bedroom Decor To Steal From This AirBnB
You’ll appreciate that detail more than the homeowners who chose them in the first place.
Angry Stares to Let Them Know This Is Definitely Going in Your Memoir
It’s always nice to walk away from a tough situation knowing they’ll be pilloried in your forthcoming bestseller.
Do You Need A Latte Or A Margarita Right Now, But More Importantly, Why Do You Need This Quiz?
Why are using a questionnaire to decide what you put in your body?
6 Ways to Keep Eating Yucky Tomatoes
Eat this until you stop wanting to eat this, which will be immediately.
Is Your Baby Using You?
Does your baby love you, or is he just using you so that you’ll continue keeping him alive?
Five Noise-Canceling Headphones That Won’t Cancel Out Your Mother’s Voice In Your Head
“Is this how you’re dressing now?”