4 Exercises That’ll Make Your Vagina So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine
Vive la France, and vive la vagine!
How To Make a Vision Board, Even Though the Bachelorette Is On
It’s so easy to get distracted when you’re prioritizing someone else’s happiness over your own!
3 Backgrounds That Make a Totally Convincing Case That This Selfie Is Not About Your Cleavage
Watch the fire emojis roll in!
Sexily Wrap Yourself in a Sheet After Sex Even Though He Does Not Own a Sheet
Men are perfect and they deserve to have sex with you!
How to Get a Guy to Stop Talking Over You So You Can Finally Tell Him You Want to Fuck
He’d rather be talking!
How I Stopped Comparing Myself to My Siblings by Becoming the Most Successful One
Break free simply by converting your self-criticism into a rapid thirst for success!
The Best Vibrators for Your Parents to Find After You Die Unexpectedly in Your Sleep
Your bereaved parents will remember you for one thing: masturbation!
Get Glowing Skin By Drinking More Water to Flush Out This UTI
Go out there and get your glow on, girl!
How to Look Busy When Your Boss Tries to Confide in You About His Marriage
Don’t you love that in addition to your job, you also get to do all this emotional labor?
How to Tell Your Girl Squad That You Hate Rosé Without Ruining Brunch
Want to avoid the wrath of your posse and the glares of your judgmental fellow eggs benny eaters?
Is He a Good Chef or Is There a Tiny Rat Under His Hat?
He insists on wearing a suspiciously tall chef’s hat.
6 Movies on Netflix That Will Help Kill Time Until That Little Women Movie Comes Out
God, we can’t wait for Little Women.
4 Podcasts To Say You’re Listening to When You’re Actually Listening to ‘Seasons of Love’ Again
This American Life? More like this bitch can sing!
How to Not Look at Your Own Face During Skype Sex
Whoever said this was supposed to be fun was wrong!
QUIZ: Is He Into Black Women or Does He Just Feel Weird Going to Afropunk by Himself?
He just read this year’s Afropunk lineup verbatim.
How to Avoid Catcallers by Shouting ‘Chim Chim Cheree! Are You Me New Dad?’
You can even go the extra mile and dab some ash and dirt on your face.