The Reductress Guide to The Women’s March
We hope this helpful guide keeps you safe and comfortable during the March.
How to Tell If You’re Blackout Drunk or Black Eyed Peas Karaoke Drunk
Tonight’s definitely gonna be a good night!
How to Remind Kayla You Were Right About That Guy Because You Were
Your opinions have caused her a lot of pain, but whatever, you were right.
How To Avoid Jessica At The Women’s March On Washington
Here’s how to avoid that ubiquitous pain the neck who’s also going to the march, because of fucking course she is.
Hangover Remedies That Won’t Help You Find Your Lost Debit Card
No hangover lasts forever! But losing your debit card lasts several days.
Man Warned Woman He’s An Asshole, So It’s Fine
This courteous act is maybe the only decent thing Redman has done since dating Ivy.
How To Have A Wedding So Rustic At Least One Person Gets Killed By A Bear
Throw a wedding so rustic that at least one person gets brutally mauled by a bear for all your loved ones to see.
Ugly Christmas Sweaters That Say, ‘I Can’t See Where Irony Ends and Capitalism Begins’
At that price, you may as well be consuming sincerely.
QUIZ: Which of Trump’s Conflicts of Interests Are You?
As we approach Trump’s inauguration, it’s important to know!
How To Follow Your Dreams As Persistently As That Man Is Following You Home
Here’s how to never give up no matter how much others want you to, just like the man following you home!
4 Beautiful Dollhouses That Stunt On Your Apartment
There’s no need for any of these dollhouses to be stunting so hard, and yet they are.
5 Feminist Men Who Will Give You a Hug Whether You Want One or Not
Here are a few of the most inspiring male allies who will hug you even if you really just want a handshake.
6 Mall Santas Who Have Better Health Insurance Than You
These men who spend their entire days in malls have outdone you.
Duvet Covers That You Might Accidentally Zip Yourself Into
We’re worried for you. Please be careful.
Winter Birthday Ideas to Make You Resent Kelly’s Summer Birthday
She gets to go to the fucking beach!