How to Not Look at Your Own Face During Skype Sex
Whoever said this was supposed to be fun was wrong!
QUIZ: Is He Into Black Women or Does He Just Feel Weird Going to Afropunk by Himself?
He just read this year’s Afropunk lineup verbatim.
How to Avoid Catcallers by Shouting ‘Chim Chim Cheree! Are You Me New Dad?’
You can even go the extra mile and dab some ash and dirt on your face.
International Trips That Will Make You Say, ‘Wow, America Is Terrible!’
No country is perfect, but it doesn’t take much to put this place to shame.
How to Stop Drinking Soda and Start Having Headaches
My focus shifted from my soda obsession to my immediate symptoms of caffeine withdrawal!
How to Say ‘I Miss You’ By Posting a Hot Photo of You at The Beach
This is a thirst trap world and you gotta play the game!
I Lived It: Someone Took the Stall Next to Me Even Though There Were Others Available
I was shocked, but even more than that, I was horrified.
Skincare Hack! Exfoliate Your Whole Body by Sleeping in Crumbs
Just eat your dinner over your pillow before catching some Zs!
The Best Sighs to Let Your Coworkers Know You Got Railed Last Night
Make sure everyone around the water cooler is talking about you and your bonefest.
How to Handle the Unbelievable Beauty and Integrity of Your BFF
You’re the luckiest bitch in the world, but try to keep it together!
4 Podcasts To Say You’re Listening To When You’re Actually Listening to ‘Seasons of Love’ Again
This American Life? More like this bitch can sing!
Recent Grad? Kick Off Your Summer With Fresh Bouts of Career Anxiety
Your life has already peaked both in terms of enjoyment and ease of living!
Summer Salads That’ll Remind You How Much You Hate Summer and Salad
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE?
How to Lose Weight So You Can Spend Every Waking Moment In Fear of Gaining It Back
Try out these tips to lose weight and then spend every moment in fear of gaining it back.
3 Deodorants That’ll Be Rendered Ineffective by Thoughts of Taco Bell’s Cheesy Gordita Crunch
You’re going to need a backup shirt.
How to Explain Away All Your Flaws by Saying ‘It’s Scorpio Season’
“But it’s Scorpio season so you know my crazy ass had no choice!”
4 Methods to Cure Your Back Pain That Don’t Involve Sitting Up Straight
No one deserves to live life inconvenienced or debilitated by back pain!