Make Sure Your Friends Know He Was Catcalling You (and Not Them)
Easy ways to make sure everyone knows that you’re the most harass-able fox in this pack.
10 Pinterest Boards to Make You Feel Full
Scroll through those until your brain tricks itself into feeling full!
Who Said It: Jane Austen or My Aunt
“Sometimes I put hair ties around my upper arms so they don’t flap around when I wear a blouse.”
Read This Article Until the Creepy Guy on the Bus Stops Looking at You
He’s still looking, isn’t he? NO, DON’T LOOK UP! Ugh, too late. Eye contact. Oh fuck.
True Friends Don’t Care If You’re Crazy: Quotes On Friendship
A good friend knows all your stories. A BEST friend will be your alibi in court.
How To Be As Good At Fuck/Marry/Kill As Robert Durst
Here are some hints to help you step your game up!
7 Inanimate Objects You Can Apologize to This Week
Up your apology game by working some inanimate objects into the mix!
The 6 Best Lies For Why You Can’t Talk on the Phone But Can Text
Everybody knows talking on the phone is super annoying!
5 Common Mistakes that Make You Have to Eat Lunch With That One Weird Coworker
If Weird Lisa decides she wants to have lunch with you, Weird Lisa will have lunch with you.
10 Ways To Kill Time in the Bathroom While You’re Pretending to Do Coke
Stay in the stall long enough to convince everyone that you’re absolutely going whole hog on the nose candy.
How to Pay for a Group Dinner When Everyone’s Too Stupid For Math
Everyone order the exact same thing!
Five Lettuce Wraps That Aren’t The Burger You Wanted
These sensible lettuce wraps might be sort of tasty, but can’t make you forget that burger…
How to Cope When Susan Miller’s Forecast Is Late
It’s the first of the month, but Susan Miller hasn’t updated AstrologyZone!!!
Thinspiration: Check Out These Stick Bugs!
There’s no thinspo like stick bug #thinspo! These buggies do skinny like fat was never a thing!
How To Pretend You Weren’t Expecting A Surprise Party
Say, “Oh my god, I had no idea,” verbatim, to everyone.
5 Self-Tanners to Huff for a Mental Vacation
Hallucinate a luxurious vacation with a quick huff-huff!