Hollywood Listened! Time For a New Fantastic Beasts Film
We can’t wait to spend $15 in theaters to see this and the next three that are going to be released after that!
5 Sex Positions Meghan and Harry Probably Did To Make This Kid
Those two must have hot sex, and if not, that’s very tragic!
5 Incredible Ariana Songs Ariana Should Listen To Right Now
Your words are perfect and you probably need to hear them.
4 Celebrities That Definitely Peel Their Cheeks Apart to Fart Silently
Why make a toot when you can make a quiet toot?
5 Celebs that are Hot but Not as Hot as Eating Something Right Out of the Microwave
Even the steamiest celeb can’t compare to eating something the very second it’s done in the microwave.
6 Hot Celebs Who Probably Have Silly Little Flaccid Penises Right Now
It’s probably flaccid as hell and soft and little as a fleece handkerchief made for a doll!
Cara Delevingne Has a Choppy Blonde Bob, But Don’t You Try It
You’re a perfect girl, but it’s different!
How to Smile Even Though Heidi Klum Played a Hot Giant in Ella Enchanted in 2004
Smile, even though this Victoria Secret model played a hot giant named Brumhilda!
Meghan Markle Awakes In Dead of Night, Whispers ‘Suits’
“It’s nice to know Meghan is haunted by her past as a D-list celebrity on an OK show.”
Quiz: Are You A Reality TV Villain Or Just A Boring, Bad Person?
Are you a messy bitch who loves drama Or are you just a boring, toxic person who hurts her loved ones?
6 Celebrities That Probably Put a Pillow Between Their Legs So Their Knees Don’t Touch
In the end, they’re just like us!
J.K. Rowling Reveals Hermione Uses a Remembrall to Remember to Pee After Sex
“This is especially important for Hermione as she’s prone to UTIs.”
Five True Crime Podcasts That Still Won’t Explain Why Dad Suddenly Pulled You Off The Verizon Family Plan
Be sure to listen over WiFi!
4 ‘Step Up’ Moments That Prove Channing and Jenna’s Marriage Was Rocky Long Before They Were Together
Wow, this has been a long time coming!
4 Great Woman Singers To Check Out Since It’s Weird You Still Listen to Dispatch
You know there’s other stuff out there, right?
4 Home Improvement Shows to Binge Watch While All Your Friends Are Buying Houses
There’s no reason why you can’t live out the same dream as your friends, sort of.