Cara Delevingne Has a Choppy Blonde Bob, But Don’t You Try It
You’re a perfect girl, but it’s different!
How to Smile Even Though Heidi Klum Played a Hot Giant in Ella Enchanted in 2004
Smile, even though this Victoria Secret model played a hot giant named Brumhilda!
Meghan Markle Awakes In Dead of Night, Whispers ‘Suits’
“It’s nice to know Meghan is haunted by her past as a D-list celebrity on an OK show.”
6 Celebrities That Probably Put a Pillow Between Their Legs So Their Knees Don’t Touch
In the end, they’re just like us!
J.K. Rowling Reveals Hermione Uses a Remembrall to Remember to Pee After Sex
“This is especially important for Hermione as she’s prone to UTIs.”
Five True Crime Podcasts That Still Won’t Explain Why Dad Suddenly Pulled You Off The Verizon Family Plan
Be sure to listen over WiFi!
4 ‘Step Up’ Moments That Prove Channing and Jenna’s Marriage Was Rocky Long Before They Were Together
Wow, this has been a long time coming!
4 Great Woman Singers To Check Out Since It’s Weird You Still Listen to Dispatch
You know there’s other stuff out there, right?
6 Hot Celebs Who Probably Have Silly Little Flaccid Penises Right Now
It’s probably flaccid as hell and soft and little as a fleece handkerchief made for a doll!
4 Home Improvement Shows to Binge Watch While All Your Friends Are Buying Houses
There’s no reason why you can’t live out the same dream as your friends, sort of.
2018 Oscar-Nominated Movies That Are Good, But Not as Good as ‘Center Stage’
It’s just not possible!
These Famous People Also Sucked At 20 So You Should Feel Good About Yourself
If you’re feeling like a total loser, here’s some famous people who were just as lame at your age!
How To Have A Relaxing Holiday Break Even Though You’re Pretty Worried For Selena Gomez
What has possessed Selena Gomez to choose fucking JUSTIN BIEBER? Such fun!
Step Inside Taylor Swift’s Gorgeous Texas Mansion Where She Enjoys Amazing Farts
Check out where Swift relaxes, hosts friends, and lets her farts just rip.
5 Things to Say at Brunch to Make Your Girlfriends Think You’ve Also Seen ‘Ladybird’
No? Okay, just a guess. More mimosas?