Woody Allen Signs On To Produce Brave New Amazon Series, ‘Pedofamilia’
“We have no doubt that Allen will play this role with the integrity and believability of an actual pedophile.”
Aaron Sorkin: ‘I’ll Write More Complex Female Characters When Actresses Learn To Speak Faster’
“Look, I love women. I was even married to one.”
The Prettiest Feminists of 2014
We compiled some of the hottest, most beautiful feminists to come out of the closet of patriarchy this year.
Nineties Christmas Movies That Will Remind You You’ll Never Make More Than Your Parents Did
Santa can afford a house. Santa obviously doesn’t have any student debt.
Stars Who Could Theoretically Get Pregnant Right Now!
Everyone loves a pregnant starlet! And sometimes there just aren’t enough actual pregnant stars to fill our day.
10 Cartoon Animals We’d Like To Fuck
We can feel the love tonight, because we’re humping our pillow just thinking about going hakuna all over his matata.
Ariana Grande: ‘I Started Out as a Bratz Doll’
When you start out as a Bratz doll, you don’t take things for granted.
7 Appropriately Emotional Responses to Kim’s Ass
The worst possible thing right now would be to not be outraged by something as important as this.
Top 40 Songs That Were Actually Written by This Hungry Toddler
If you thought every pop song was written by Beyoncé’s hair, think again.
Pants From ‘The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants’ Announce Comeback Tour
“I can say without hesitation that these pants are ready to be back in the spotlight.”
Nicholas Sparks’ Wife: ‘Romantic Gestures Are Not Orgasms’
“There’s a reason you never hear the word ‘clit’ in those books: He doesn’t know what the hell it is.”
B-List Celebrities with A-List Celebrity Dog Eyes
Hollywood is at is again! Renee isn’t the only one having fun—check out these cool B-List celebs trying out the latest looks with A-list celebrity dog’s eyes!
Top 100 Gilmore Girls Characters Ranked by the Order in Which I Personally Like Them
Those darn Gilmore girls! I love them!
Man Who Confused Mindy Kaling and Malala Yousafzai Apologizes to Sofia Vergara
The elderly man appeared capable of a remarkable level of confusion between all successful, non-white women.
Jennifer Aniston Enters Thirteenth Trimester of Pregnancy
Although Aniston has been close-lipped, baby-bump photos from 2011, 2012, 2013, and last week just don’t lie.
Renee Zellweger Hardly Recognizable After Replacing Face With Steve Buscemi’s
“She has the right to look like any cadaverous character actor that she wants to look like.”
6 Safety Tips for Preventing Sitcom Dad Assault
We’ve all been there—walking home late at night, feeling like there’s surely a Bill Cosby or Stephen Collins lurking behind any corner.