5 Lines in ‘Fifty Shades Darker’ That Your Women’s Studies Professor Is Okay With
Professor Goldstein uses email all the time, so she probably can relate to this at least.
‘RIP John Cena!’ and Other Things We Would Say if The Very Healthy John Cena Died
Listen—John Cena is safe. But it’s good to prepare!
QUIZ: Which ‘Sex and the City’ Gal’s Style of Internalized Misogyny Are You?
Life in NYC is pretty quirky, huh?
Celebrities That Aren’t Even That Pretty
Here are a few celebrities who honestly aren’t even that pretty if you think about it.
The Best Albums Of 2016, Alternating Between Knowles Sisters
It was a year full of cohesive, complete albums written by Knowles sisters!
5 Sick Horror Movies to Watch on Christmas Because You’re A Dark Bitch
This is what the holidays were made for!
Rom-Coms That Will Make You Cry More Than Your Birth Control
Do to your heart what birth control did to your emotional stability!
5 Hot Celebrities You Know Would Leave Their Wives For You
Seriously, they’d leave their wives to be with you.
QUIZ: Have You Fucking Seen ‘La La Land’ Yet?
But like, have you SEEN it? Like, have you FUCKING SEEN IT??
5 Ominous Crows Who Signal Everything That’s Coming To Netflix This Fall
Begin building your tomb of blankets now and accept your fate.
5 True Crime Obsessions To Help You Fit In At Work
You’ll be a magnet for coworkers looking for new, stable people to get lunch with.
Elle Fanning Has An Amazing New Pumice Stone
Could Elle Fanning’s new foot smoothing habit be the beginning of resurgence in this old trend?
Angelina Won’t Let Kids Go to Brad’s New Pad, Calls It ‘Hot Dog Den’
Brad would often feed the children several consecutive meals consisting of only hot dogs.