Eighth Grade Teacher Claims There ‘Aren’t Any Cute Boys’ In Class This Year

Eighth Grade Teacher

Two months into the academic school year, 37-year-old Tampa teacher Missy Grenader claimed that despite her high hopes, there are “no cute boys in my class this year.”



Grenader, who teaches eighth grade Humanities, described last year’s class as “full of hotties” which made roll on the first day of class this fall especially disappointing.

Grenader tried to give 14-year-old John Topping a chance but has given up after two months of hoping he’d get a better haircut. “I just don’t have chemistry with any of them…I don’t know…they’re gross.”