I shouldn’t be forced to give up my seat for some waddling pregger that I DIDN’T personally cause.read more...
It’s Not You, It’s Me, Who Has Blossomed And Can Definitely Bag Someone Hotter Now
One day when you maybe get hotter, I hope you’ll understand.
I Never Said I Was Perfect, So You Can’t Get Mad at Me
Any time some chick gets mad at me, it’s like, are on your period? Ha, just playin’.
Have You Considered Spending $300 On a Self-Defense Class?
Pay for a Tae Kwon Do class or some shit so you don’t get hurt when you’re attacked.
How #NoBraDay Increased My Awareness of Breasts
As a man, my huge male brain has a biologically enhanced capacity for taking in knowledge. That’s just science.
I Never Send Mixed Messages Sometimes, Got It?
Yikes! Who (besides me) said anything about a “relationship?”
Ways To Not Be Crazy And Listen To Me
Be the Mayor of my Kitchen and jerk me off while you grill me a sandwich.