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I Lived It: The Girl I Babysit Drew Me Fucking Ugly
Never get too close to a child, because they might just draw you fucking ugly.
I Lived It: I Literally Never Know What Anyone Is Talking About
Culture flies over my head like so many clouds in the wind.
I Lived It: I Drove Past My Old High School
I thought you could only get PTSD if you went to war. Boy, was I wrong.
I Lived It: My Middle School Rival Made Her Instagram Private Days Before Her Wedding
She suddenly wanted privacy and took my big day away from me with the click of a button.
I Lived It: Someone Asked What Kind of Music I Listen To
“Oh, you know. I listen to all kinds of stuff.”
I Lived It: I Stayed in One Apartment Long Enough to Have to Learn How You Clean Ovens
“The oven is not broken. The oven is dirty and you need to clean it.”
I Lived It: Alison Used My Birthday Party to Show Everyone Her New Belly Button Piercing
Suddenly everyone was asking Alison questions like “did it hurt?” and calling her “brave” and “trail-blazing.”