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My Mom Ate My Leftover ‘Fuck Me Pasta’ and Now She Won’t Stop Humping the Furniture
I guess it’s just a really good recipe.
My Boyfriend Started Wearing Sunglasses on the Back of His Head
He was now the guy who puts his sunglasses on the back of his head, and I was the girl who was dating him.
His Dick Was So Hard I Chipped a Tooth On It
How hard was he? Hard enough for me to chip a tooth. Hard enough that it was actually kind of sharp, like a piece of glass.