Thoughts ARCHIVES

I LIVED IT: Something Is Weird With My Contact

Why We Should Raise the Debt Ceiling and Fast, Because I am Outside Sephora

Why I Still Have Trust Issues After The Whole Kony 2012 Thing

I LIVED IT: A Catcaller Told Me My Fly Was Down

I Achieved the Perfect Bubble Butt and Now I’m Flying Around the Gym Like a Loose Balloon

Help! I Want to Brood But Live Nowhere Near the Moors

I Don’t Eat Nuts and Berries to Be Healthy, I Eat Them to Taunt Squirrels

Yikes! My Boyfriend Would Still Love Me If I Was A Worm But I’d Want To Date Other Hot Worms

Why Angelina Jolie Should Adopt Me So I Can Wear the Tomb Raider Costume for Halloween

I LIVED IT: I Went to Check a Guy’s Tagged Photos, Then I Found Out He Was a Photographer

Why I Stopped Sleeping With Men Who Don’t Have Luxury Fish Tanks

Will I Understand ‘Dune’ If I Don’t Give a Shit?

I LIVED IT: I Called My Boss ‘The Big Cheese’

I LIVED IT: My TikTok Was Stitched by a Therapist

Why I’m Saving My Sephora Points for My Dowry

I LIVED IT: I Made a Wish at 11:12

I LIVED IT: I Recorded Myself Singing Just to Check

I LIVED IT: Someone Thought My Regular Clothes Were a Halloween Costume

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