Living
How to Stop Centering Men in Your Life Even Though You’re the Sole Caretaker for Your Elderly Father
Set aside your old, man-centric pursuits like “making sure your dad has taken his blood pressure medication.”
Love and Sex
Cute! This Couple’s Anniversary Post Lists All the Times They Should Have Broken Up
“Year three with this piece of shit, or as I call him, Jay-Jay.”
News
Woman Shows Up Late so She Won’t Be Waiting for Everyone Else Who’s Late
“I’m finally living my life for myself, and not out of respect for the people I care about.”
News
Columbia University Qualifies That Students Only Allowed to Stage Protest if It’s Quiet and Ineffective
“In fact, some of our best brochure materials come from silly little student protests that I think are just darling.”
News
Woman Who Deleted TikTok Has Nothing Left to Talk About
“People keep referencing viral sounds, and I have no clue what they’re talking about. You sound crazy!”
Living
QUIZ: Is Your Nipple Your Greatest Accessory or Is This a Company-Wide Meeting?
“Yuri from accounting just said, ‘Jesus Christ.'”
News
Woman Always Keeping Mental List of Who She Would Take on ‘The Amazing Race’
Ivy’s number one consideration when ranking someone on the list is whether they can “drive stick.”
Thoughts
Why Everyone Else’s Cough Is Gross but Mine Is Actually No Big Deal Don’t Worry
First of all, my cough comes from me. Come on – you know me!