Rachel from Accounting Stole My Personal Brand
Before I knew it, she was saying phrases I coined like “See you later!” and “Hey, what’s up?”
I Lost Weight By Eating 500 Tiny Meals Per Day
I might start off my morning with a single kidney bean. Then, two minutes later, I’ll have three to four raspberries.
Is This What a Feminist Looks Like? I’m Really Asking.
Feminism was great in college. But I’m growing up. Maybe it’s time to rotate in a new belief system.
Women In Comedy Spotlight: My Hilarious Coworker Trish!
Trish is outrageous! She will say anything, to anyone – she doesn’t even care!
I Lived it: I Dyed My Hair Before I Was Ready
I would experience what psychologists refer to as “dyer’s remorse.”
My Hair Bows Prove I Was Raised Middle Class
Once I started buying hair bows and tying them into my hair, literally everything changed.
Wait What? I Wasn’t Listening.
You what? I’m sorry, in what context? Can we just dial it back like two-and-a-half minutes?
Confession: I Never Learned How To Express Myself, Or Whatever
Growing up in a broken family, I never learned how to express myself, or whatever.
Finally! I Have Enough Pain for a One-Woman Show!
Moving to NYC would be all the pain I ever needed for a groundbreaking performance.
Confession: I’m Okay with Getting Candy Crush Notifications
Isaac once helped me get back to my dorm safely so seeing this alert made me smile.
White Woman Speaks: I Don’t Have Any Cash On Me
Cash-only restaurants are really hurting themselves, but more importantly they are hurting me.
Five Reasons Why I’m the Cool Mom, Okay Tiffany?
Hey, remember that one time I didn’t let you die for 16 years? Because dying is gross and so not cool? Yeah, so do I.
I Will NOT Infantilize My Baby!
We would also be grateful if you would refrain from ever playing got-your-nose with her
Confession: I Don’t Know How Money Works
“We’re cutting you off.” I didn’t get it. Cut me off? Of what?