I Lived It: My Therapist Called My Problems “Very Common”
Did she really just tell me other women deal with the same things I’m dealing with?
I Never Wanted Kids. Then I Found this Tiny Top Hat.
I knew I had to incorporate this mini top hat in my life.
My Friend Asked Me What I Was Doing Tonight And I Said ‘Nothing’ And Now I’m Donating Her a Kidney
I really am not in the mood for it!
If Corporations Aren’t People, How Do You Explain That I’m Fucking This Corporation?
Yeah, it’s a Fortune 500 company and an incredible fuck.
I Don’t Wear Makeup For Men, I Wear it Because I Love Supporting Corporations
I love big, faceless conglomerates and want to see them thrive.
We Were Giving Up Hope That We’d Ever Get Pregnant. Then I Gave Him A Hand Job In A Hot Tub.
I never expected that having my husband come outside of me into a hot tub would be the thing that finally got me pregnant.
I Thought I Was Totally Straight. Then I Discovered Funky-Patterned Short-Sleeve Button-Ups.
That day in the Forever 21 tween boy section, I discovered myself.
I LIVED IT: My Roommate Hoarded All Six Of Our Bowls In Her Room
That was the worst night of my young life.
I’m an Introvert, But Boy Do I Like It In The Ass
Boy, can I get down with some sweet deep asshole penetraysh.
I’m Actually Mixed: Half-Gemini, Half-Taurus
Both sides are important and have made me the woman I am today.
I’ve Finally Met The Man I’m Going to Divorce Someday
And by lifetime, I mean a year, maybe two years tops?
My Sugar Daddy Just Wants Me to Get Good Grades
Kind of like a regular daddy, but without all the baggage.