Why I Retired At 35 To Focus On Getting These Last Bits Of Salad On My Fork
Getting every last piece of avocado and iceberg is priority number one.
If My Mother-in-Law Gave Me Homemade Jams Should I Assume It’s to Eat Off Her Son’s Body?
Maybe she just wants us to be happy!
Dude Corner: I’m Not Going To Vote, Specifically Because My Girlfriend Asked Me To
Stop trying to get guys to be political by asking us to.
How I Made This Uncomfortable Race Conversation About My Attraction to Idris Elba
I encourage others to delve into these difficult conversations like I have.
I’m Not Texting To Be Rude, I’d Just Rather Be Hanging Out With Other People Right Now
Please don’t take it personally!
Why No Woman Will Ever be Good Enough For My Terrible Son
A man should never have to put his dish in the sink. Never.
Oh No! I’m A Ghost And Men Are Still Harassing Me
You think that things would be different for a specter like me. But nope!
Sorry I’m Late, I Woke Up to My Bangs Sticking Out Like a Headband Visor Again
What do you want me to do, wear a hat indoors like a dumb fedora bitch?
I’m Not Rude, I’m Just Unwilling To Make Conversation To Be Polite
I refuse to buy in to what society has laid out as the bare minimum of social niceties.
I Lived It: I Drove Past My Old High School
I thought you could only get PTSD if you went to war. Boy, was I wrong.
If Teens Can Ask Celebrities to Prom, Why Can’t I Ask Lakeith Stanfield to Come to My Cousin’s Wedding?
“Honestly, when a teen goes to prom with a celebrity date it’s just sad.”
Drinking Water Would Solve All My Problems. Here’s Why I Won’t Do It
Why would I waste my time putting clear wet in my mouth?
Why I Only Fuck Men Whose Pulp Fiction Posters are Framed
His favorite movie hasn’t changed since he was 14.
Women Need to Stop Being So Passive-Aggressive and Start Dueling
I think that’s a world we’d all like to live in.
I Lived It: My Middle School Rival Made Her Instagram Private Days Before Her Wedding
She suddenly wanted privacy and took my big day away from me with the click of a button.