7 Reasons Why You NEED to Help Me Get This Poem to Channing Tatum
Reason #3: I respectfully acknowledge the existence of his wife.
All the Good Men Are Gay, Taken, Or Don’t Have A Sturdy Enough Dick
Bye, Pedro. It just wasn’t meant to be. Sorry your dick fell off.
Should I Have Kids or Just Poop All Over My House Myself?
The decision to have kids is a tough one—after all, I could much more easily soil the place with my own shit.
I Don’t Have White Fragility, Okay? Get Off My Back!
I think it’s time to take a break from discussing the Black Lives Matter movement to address the recent negativity I’ve received.
Our Friend Group Decided to Drop Stephanie For No Reason. Here’s Why.
Our friend group works in mysterious ways.
I Got Confused About What the ‘No Poo’ Movement Is and Now I’m in the Hospital
I did feel immediate results (bloating, back pain, sweating) before I went totally unconscious.
Will You Be My Bridesmaid (Second Alternate)?
Hey lady! How are you? Sorry I haven’t been in touch since you had the baby! Work has just been...
The Ashley Madison User Info Release Was a Total Invasion of Privacy Also Was David On The List?
The recent hack and release of Ashley Madison users’ information is absolutely despicable. Though I certainly don’t condone cheating, it’s...
I Dated a Rock Star. Didn’t Learn Anything, Just Bragging
His jet-black hair—wait, what I am doing? Of course you know what he looks like—he’s famous!
I Prefer Cold Office Buildings Because I Like My Nipples Rock-Hard
As the saying goes, soft-nippled women rarely make history.
I Ran Into My Hometown Ex, This Pool Noodle
I didn’t know what to say, or where to start. “One last swim? For old times sake?”
Facebook is No Place for Political Opinions that Aren’t Mine
Do you want to ruin my day by making me really angry by exposing a worldview that conflicts with my own?
I Don’t Understand Social Issues Unless There Are Disney Princesses Involved
Before I saw Cinderella wearing pants, it never occurred to me.
Can We Make the Sex Workers Try a Plant-Based Diet?
I looked and felt better, squeezing back into my size 2 jeans! Doesn’t every woman want that? Including sex workers?