How I Made This Uncomfortable Race Conversation About My Attraction to Idris Elba
I encourage others to delve into these difficult conversations like I have.
I’m Not Texting To Be Rude, I’d Just Rather Be Hanging Out With Other People Right Now
Please don’t take it personally!
Why No Woman Will Ever be Good Enough For My Terrible Son
A man should never have to put his dish in the sink. Never.
Why I Stopped Dating Men and Started Following a Herd of Majestic Bison
So what if I’m single and alone forever?
Oh No! I’m A Ghost And Men Are Still Harassing Me
You think that things would be different for a specter like me. But nope!
Sorry I’m Late, I Woke Up to My Bangs Sticking Out Like a Headband Visor Again
What do you want me to do, wear a hat indoors like a dumb fedora bitch?
I’m Not Rude, I’m Just Unwilling To Make Conversation To Be Polite
I refuse to buy in to what society has laid out as the bare minimum of social niceties.
I Lived It: I Drove Past My Old High School
I thought you could only get PTSD if you went to war. Boy, was I wrong.
Drinking Water Would Solve All My Problems. Here’s Why I Won’t Do It
Why would I waste my time putting clear wet in my mouth?
Why I Only Fuck Men Whose Pulp Fiction Posters are Framed
His favorite movie hasn’t changed since he was 14.
Women Need to Stop Being So Passive-Aggressive and Start Dueling
I think that’s a world we’d all like to live in.
I Lived It: My Middle School Rival Made Her Instagram Private Days Before Her Wedding
She suddenly wanted privacy and took my big day away from me with the click of a button.
I Set Boundaries in Relationships by Always Wearing an Inflatable T-Rex Costume
Nobody will even come near you.
Why I Stopped Wearing Makeup and Started Wearing This Stupid Hat
It’s the only thing anyone really sees when they look at me.
My Boyfriend Is Perfect, Except for His Inverted Ass
My grandma offhandedly mentioned that he’s got an ass “like two empty bowls.”
I Like Hanging With My Friends, But I LOVE Playing With My Pubes
My pubes and I are on the same page.