All These Headlines About Police Brutality Are Breaking My Heart As I Scroll Past Them
I’ve been experiencing depressing headlines about police brutality, then quickly moving on to something else, for my entire life.
I Actually Did Come on this Reality Show to Make Friends
I don’t want to walk out of here with a cash prize. I just want to form deep and lasting connections.
Why Not Girlhood? Why I Refuse to See Boyhood
You don’t even know what storytelling is, you cowards.
Nobody’s Allowed to Say That About My Cunt of a Sister
You better be careful when talking about my cunt of a sister, Lindsay.
Here’s How I’m Going to Bail on the Plans We Just Made Right After Making Them
So me being me, there is no way in hell I would have actually kept those plans anyway, so it doesn’t matter.
I Deserve A Boyfriend Way More Than That Bitch From ‘The Fault In Our Stars’
Don’t get me wrong — the movie was super cute, but that bitch did not deserve to have that super-cute boyfriend!!!
I’m Tired of Having Ghost Sex with My Dead Husband
Once he died and started visiting me as a ghost, the sex started to become more of a chore.
I Thought He Was French, But He Was French-Canadian
“Have you had poutine?” He asked. “Of course,” I replied. I love fish.
My Mom Won’t Let Me Have a ‘Free The Nipple’ Bat Mitzvah
Where in the Old Testament does it say we have to wear shirts all the time? It doesn’t. Exactly.
Rachel from Accounting Stole My Personal Brand
Before I knew it, she was saying phrases I coined like “See you later!” and “Hey, what’s up?”
I Lost Weight By Eating 500 Tiny Meals Per Day
I might start off my morning with a single kidney bean. Then, two minutes later, I’ll have three to four raspberries.
Is This What a Feminist Looks Like? I’m Really Asking.
Feminism was great in college. But I’m growing up. Maybe it’s time to rotate in a new belief system.
Women In Comedy Spotlight: My Hilarious Coworker Trish!
Trish is outrageous! She will say anything, to anyone – she doesn’t even care!
I Lived it: I Dyed My Hair Before I Was Ready
I would experience what psychologists refer to as “dyer’s remorse.”
My Hair Bows Prove I Was Raised Middle Class
Once I started buying hair bows and tying them into my hair, literally everything changed.