Why I Stopped Calling Them the ‘Alt-Right’ and Started Calling Them ‘My Brother’s Friends’
It might be tough for them to hear, but it’s the truth.
Here Are Some Important Organizations That Need Your Help, and My Film’s Kickstarter
Times may be tough, but you can do something to help your fellow Americans and my Kickstarter.
Bullet Journaling Doesn’t Have To Take Over Your Life, But In This Case It Has, And I Need Help
I haven’t slept since August.
I’m Anti-Establishment, Unless The Establishment Happens To Agree With Me
I’m done with Washington, except for when it specifically and institutionally favors me!
I’m Willing to Hear the Other Side, As Long As I Get to Do All the Talking
Like many Americans, I was shocked when Donald Trump clinched the presidency, making it clear that our country is not...
How I Finally Met the Person I Want to Spend The Rest of My Year With
We’ll make it until the new year and then immediately break up.
You Act Like I’m Never Going To Use This Crock-Pot I’ve Had For Eight Years And Kept Unwrapped In Its Box
Next week is crock-pot week. Leave me alone.
Would I Really Tell You to Clean Your Face With Oil If I Hated You?
After putting the bacon grease on your face, put a hot, damp washcloth on your face.
I’m A 7 In New York, A 10 In The Midwest, And A One-Million In Pacifica, The Lost City At The Ocean’s Floor
Umm, yeah, like <em>that</em> would ever happen to me in New York!
‘How Am I Supposed To Explain This To My Children?’ Asks Melania Trump
How am I supposed to shield him from the kind of trauma?
I’m Not a Social Justice Warrior, I’m a Social Justice Warrior Princess
I’m just a multitasker with a lust for justice and for blood.
When They Go Low, Can I Still Say Like One Bitchy Thing?
Can’t I just squeeze in like, one sick burn before I walk away? Just one?