I Want a Prison Girlfriend, Except Actually a Guy and Not a Criminal
I’m not into girls and jail looks terrible, but the rest of it sounds so hot!
I Refuse To Be Defined By The Threeway I Keep Talking About
What happens behind closed doors is between me and my sex partner and my other sex partner.
I Found Out I’ve Been Wearing the Wrong Size Bra And Also All My Bras Were Just Plastic Bags
I realized in that moment how little I knew about myself and my ta-tas.
I’m a Stay-at-Home Convicted Felon
Being a felon is obviously a huge part of who I am, but I’m also a wife, daughter, and friend.
Childless Women: Are They Safe?
It’s a common misconception that women without children are just like other people.
I’d Be a Free Spirit If I Didn’t Have to Lug Around These Huge Boobs
Maybe I could feel the wind in my hair if my hair wasn’t always stuck in my unconscionably giant melons.
You Can’t Stop Me from Selling My Unpasteurized Breast Milk in this Shopping Mall
You’ll have to pry my breast milk ice cream from my cold, dead breasts.
I’m Not Ready to Get Married Yet, Unless…OMG Are You Proposing?!?
I don’t have the energy to plan a wedding while I’m focusing on my…what is that squarish bulge in your shirt pocket??
No Plus-Size Model is Big Enough for Me to Consider Her Real
I want to buy clothes that were modeled by a woman who cannot fit into standard human dwellings.
Rachel Dolezal: ‘I Identify As A Public Spectacle’
The confusion you feel is making me grow stronger and more powerful every minute.
I Am Not A Feminist, But I Do Think All Men Should Die
They belong in office. They also belong lifeless in a mass grave.
I Waved To Someone Who Wasn’t Waving To Me
People will never truly understand what it’s like to feel vulnerable.
Oh Thank Christ, Rachel Finally Read That Book About Tidying Up
My own apartment is entirely barren save for one treasured picture of my cat, whom I gave up for adoption after reading that book.