Luxurious Hand Lotions That Make It Impossible to Turn Doorknobs
Sorry but that doorknob is not for you to grip today, honey!
Woman At The Local Skating Rink Is Not Fucking Around Here
“It actually seems like she might be here specifically to make enemies.”
Presents For Your Boyfriend That Will Have Him Saying, ‘If You Got Me Bitcoin I Could Have Bought Three of These’
Get your guy these gifts and he’ll be sure to tell you how much each would be worth!
Sexy Skorts That’ll Tickle Your Clit Juuuuuust Enough
Just leave your man at home and let your clothes do the clit tickling!
How to Stay A Manic Pixie Dream Girl Even Though You Just Bought a Honda Civic
Buying the #1 car in America doesn’t have to clash with your manic pixie dream girl persona!
How To Keep Your Shit Together Even Though This Restaurant Is Cash Only
When people find out a restaurant is cash only, our first instinct is to bum-rush the manager.
Here Are Some Pictures of Big Dogs Meeting Little Dogs Since You Can’t Afford Therapy
Sure, you have to supply your own tissue box, but hey, no copay!
Weird! The New iOS Update Texted ‘I misS YOUU!’ To Tyler at 2:17am
“Oh my god. This is gonna be so awkward for him, because my iPhone sent this.”
5 Face Masks That Will Take a Seat Inside Your Pores and Give Your Blackheads a Stern Talking-To
Go Scared Straight on those blackheads!
How To Microdose So You’re Always A Little Bit Fucking Weird To People
After you’ve taken a microdose, talk for a little too long to the gentleman selling you a soda.