How to Seek Out Male Attention Just to Go BOO and Scare It Away
Once you have his attention, you’ll realize it’s legit terrifying and way too much pressure.
Next Season of Game of Thrones Will Feature Condom Use In Every Scene
“As a viewer, I need my shows first and foremost to be completely realistic in every way,” said one fan of the show.
Trend Alert! It’s Time to Bring Back Low-Rise Jeans And Your Teenage Insecurities
It’s time to bring back those low-rise jeans AND all of the worst of your teenage insecurities that went along with them!
The Best Places to View The Solar Eclipse That Are Right in Front of Scott’s Apartment
There are many places where you can get a stunning view of the eclipse, and they’re all in front of Scott’s apartment!
5 Cute Side-Swept Bangs to Rid You of Your Depth Perception
You’ll be the chicest woman in the room who can’t determine where things are physically situated in space!
Cute Crop Tops to Worry About Your Bloat in All Night
As long as you don’t eat or drink too much water, you will look like the carefree goddess these shirts requires you to be!
DOJ Investigating People Who Don’t Use Punctuation In Happy Birthday Facebook Posts
Why would you say ‘Happy Birthday’ with no puncuation not even a period? It’s insane.
Man Who Doesn’t Get Why We Tip Also Doesn’t Cuddle After Sex
Kip apparently also believes sex is a transaction that should end abruptly with orgasm.
Exhumed Remains of Frida Kahlo Confirm She Wasn’t Wearing the Right Bra Size, Either
That’s right: Frida Kahlo spent her entire life wearing the wrong bra size, just like nearly 100% of all women today.
Now That I’m In Ketosis, I Can See The Murders I Committed Were Just The Carbs Talking
When I eat carbs, I turn into a blood-hungry criminal mastermind. Now I know why!