Aw! This Grown Man Thinks It’s Cute That He’s Helpless Without His Wife Around
But Chris doesn’t see his situation as pathetic.
Woman Stays at Target Six Hours Longer Than Initial Estimate
Greta reportedly left Target an hour before closing, around 11pm.
Cute! New Coworker Actually Trying to Do Job Well
“‘Does she know we don’t even have benefits or get minimum wage?’”
Hot School Girl Uniforms That Say, ‘My Mom Forgot To Pick Me Up Again’
“Think back on all the ‘Bubble Trouble’ you had to play with the other abandoned children before your mom finally showed up.”
Uh-Oh! Dad Has Added Brother To ‘Shit List’
“Once you get on that list it’s hard to come back from it.”
How to Tell If You’re Attracted to Women or If You’re Very Attracted to Women
Either way is totally fine!
4 Killer Clapbacks You’ll Think of Two Days Later in the Shower
To the onlookers of your conversation you’re revisiting in your head almost a week later, you are one hypothetical badass!
Girl From High School Obsessed With Hedgehogs Actually Owns Hedgehog Now
“There’s Anna on her Facebook stories, just stuffing that thing’s face with bugs every single day.”
Trader Joe’s Employee Wants to Be Clear They Have to Card EVERYONE
“‘I mean sure, I don’t look 20. But he could’ve let me have that thrill. Just for a moment.'”
5 High-Leg Bathing Suits That Tell The World You Are Furious At Your Vagina
“Time to publically execute your pussy!”