Aww! This Child Has The Uncanny Ability To Make Comments That Exacerbate Your Specific Insecurities
‘Woah Tanya, that’s a big pimple!’
Incredible! This Woman Found the Hidden Sea Cave Where People Go to Get Relationships
“We knew she’d find her way to the sea cave eventually.”
Inspiring! This Woman Never Misses A Day Of Work, Even When She’s Sick And Fucking Contagious
“Thank god I was there to help!”
Brave: Denise Just Announced To Her Entire Office That She Didn’t Get a Great Sleep Last Night
“Now that I’m thinking about it, I’m pretty sure I had a nightmare,” Denise bravely shared.
Aww: This Little Girl Wants To Be Interrupted On The Senate Floor When She Grows Up
“Why not set your sights on the explicit and deeply rooted misogyny of the United States government?”
Brave: This Man Thought Of A Dirty Joke, But Said It Wasn’t Appropriate To Make It
A truly inspiring choice!
Your Friend’s Successes Are Not Your Failures, Except for Natalie’s
We’re talking about Natalie, who happens to look a lot like you but somehow manages to be slightly more attractive.
Wow! This Mom Got Her Body Back by Blackmailing God
Friends have been asking Weiland how she did it!
This Genius Woman Glued A Fidget Spinner to Her Clit So Her Boyfriend Would Actually Play With It
“He’s an aggressive thruster. But honestly, he has no idea what he is doing down there.”
Say These Positive Affirmations In The Mirror Every Morning To Eradicate the Demon Trapped In There
“I am worthy of love and a demon-free mirror.”
This Coy Woman Is Playfully Touching The Bottom Of Her Boyfriend’s Shorts In Public As If We Don’t Know She’s A Big Ol’ Sex Maniac
She’s a lil’ nasty freak!
Brave! This Man Called this Woman ‘Just As Good as Any Man’
“To think I could be as good as a man — any man even – is just… wow! Incredible!”
4 Phrases Confident Women Use That You Could Parrot Unconvincingly
Women can conquer anything! But we’re talking about confident women, and that’s not you.
Wow! This Thoughtful Woman Let Everyone Know the Toilet Was Already Clogged Before Her
“I didn’t even pee and I definitely didn’t poop.”
How to be Happy for Yourself for Like One Whole Second
You want to reward yourself, but don’t get too carried away.
This CEO Ditched Her Car and Started Riding a Man to Work
“It’s just a matter of figuring out how it fits into your daily schedule.”
Wow! You Generate A New Set of Skin Every Month, Except Around Your Acne Scars
Isn’t the human body so resilient?
Empowering Ivanka Quotes That Are Things Other People Said
Get ready to feel inspired by these empowering Ivanka quotes that are things other people said.