Cool! This Man Judges Women Who Wear Makeup and Also Women Who Don’t Wear Makeup
It’s incredible that he thinks what women do with their own faces is any of his concern whatsoever!
Cool! This Man Only Hears Words Hot Women Say
Wow, pretty amazing that this guy cannot hear or see women he doesn’t want to bang!
Aww! This Friend Only Reaches Out When You’re Doing Better Than Her
This rando biotch insists her reaching out isn’t weird and makes sense.
Wow! This White Woman Went to a Protest Without Posting a Selfie
Way to not make this about your social media clout!
Wow! This Woman Was a Childhood Double Dutch Champion But Can’t Jump Into This Conversation
She went on to insist that this conversation was utterly impenetrable.
Finally! This Woman Found a Man That Doesn’t Look Like Every Member of Her Family
The type of man she’d been attracted to hit just a little too close to home.
Overachiever Alert! This Woman Sent Two Emails Today
Way to go above and beyond by doing more than one thing today!
Wow! This Woman Got a Haircut and Didn’t Cry Until She Was out of the Salon!
We’re blown away by Grace’s emotional endurance!
Brave! This Woman Actually Thinks About Her Husband While Masturbating
The vows of marriage don’t apply to my imagination. But good for her, I guess?
Whoa! This Ancient King Died So You Could Flirt With the Hot Guy in This Museum
It was like, pretty cool for King Tutankhamun to die just so you could have a chance with him.
Impressive! Woman Creates Entire Personality Out of Not Liking Sports
If my friends know anything about me, it’s that sports-games aren’t my thing!
Wow! This Man Doesn’t Have a Podcast
“I have three friends who all have separate podcasts about Seinfeld.”
Aw! This Woman’s Pores Are So Tiny and Cute They Just Got Their Own CW Show
“These tiny pores are for-sure the country’s next IT girls.”
Tricky Bitch! This Woman Left Hairs in His Drain So He’s Forced to See Her Again to Return Them
“I did what I had to do.”
Genius! This Woman Solved Her Ingrown Hair Problem by Simply Not Using the Same Razor for Eight Years
“I’m just a woman who stumbled onto something life-changing.”
Yay! This Millennial Got Hit by a City Bus and Can Finally Pay Off Her Student Loans
“I’m the only one of my friends who isn’t drowning in debt. So, yay?”