Thoughts ARCHIVES

Being a Mom Doesn’t Get Easier, But It Also Doesn’t Get Better

I Lived It: I Found Out My Friend Wasn’t Ugly In Middle School

Why I Stopped Comparing Myself to Others and Started Comparing Myself to Peppa Pig

Me Time For Mom: The Charmin Bears Are Obsessed With Shit and Perverted

Why I’m Waiting Until Marriage For Everything

Why I Decided to Quit Working For The Man And Start Freelancing For A Handful of Less Powerful Men

It Takes a Village to Eat My Ass

The Passport Photo Guy Told Me Not To Smile And Now We’re Engaged

Why I Support Paid Maternity Leave Unless My Therapist Needs It

Hahaha But Seriously, Does Everyone Shave Their Vagina?

I Lived It: Co-Star Told Me To Buy a One-Way Plane Ticket and Now I’m Stuck In Des Moines

Hospital - Reductress

Instead Of Calling My Ex, I Made Him My Emergency Contact And Got Hit By A Car

I Practice Intuitive Eating, and My Intuition Tells Me I Need 12 Servings of Hawaiian Rolls

I Got into School Solely on Merit and Also Being Willing to Pay a Shit Ton of Money

Why The Jonas Brothers Inspired Me to Also Reunite with My Estranged Family Members

I Lived It: I Found Out I’m Not Actually That Proficient In Microsoft Office

I Lived It: My Mom Suggested Using One of my Brothers as a Sperm Donor

Why I’m Waiting To Have Sex Until Someone Asks Me To

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