Thoughts ARCHIVES

We Shouldn’t Let Politics Get Between Friendships, No Matter What ‘The Sound of Music’ Says

In an Act of Radical Queer Subversion, I Refuse to Take My Friend’s Very Good Advice

I’m Qualified to Date Older Women Because I Don’t Know How to Use the ‘Create’ Feature on Instagram

Why I Quit My Job Because I’m Just So Cozy Right Now

4 Gorgeous Subarus I’d be Proud to Call My Wife

Why I’m Protesting on Behalf of the People Already in Charge

girl in field next to travelocity gnome

How I Achieved Cottagecore by Dressing Up as the Travelocity Gnome

I’m Voting for Joe Biden Because I Want to Hate the President a Normal Amount

Why I Got Curtain Bangs and Draw Them Shut Whenever I’ve Had Enough

Being Bisexual Does Not Make Me Slutty, I Just Happen to be Both

Sorry If I Seem Out of It! I’m Just a Little Tired of Having No Job, Friends, Or Family

woman next to humidifier

Why I Stopped Dating Men and Started Dating My Humidifier

serious woman next to clown running in woods

I Refuse to Live My Life in Fear. That’s Why I Choose to Live With This Killer Clown

Sorry I’m Late, I Was Praying to God for the First Time in My Life

I LIVED IT: I Gave a Blowjob over Zoom and Still Managed to Puke All Over My Keyboard

Cruise family with confused babysitter

Remember Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Daughter? I’m Her Babysitter and Need Help Finding Her

How I Reject Binaries but Also I’m A Top

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