Thoughts ARCHIVES

How Zoë Kravitz Inspired Me to Also Give One of My Reply Guys a Chance

My Gastrointestinal Problems Are Part of My Hot Girl Brand, but I Really Would Like Some Relief

Why I Stopped Dating and Married Sarah, Plain and Tall

How I Stuck It to Beauty Standards by Adding More Ribs to My Ribcage

DUDE CORNER: Here’s Why I Shake Men’s Hands and Give Women Hugs

We All Love Jeff Goldblum. Here’s Why the Way I Love Him is Actually Unique

Why I Stopped Working and Started a Pickpocket Gang for Wayward Children

How My $7 Iced Oat Milk Latte Purchase is a Performance Art Piece Interrogating Whiteness

I’m Not Fucking the Phillie Phanatic Because I’m a Furry. I’m Fucking Him Because He’s Tall.

How Hollywood’s Obsession With Reboots Inspired Me to Get Back With My Ex

Hacked Woman - Reductress

Why I Support Women Unless They Want to Hop on a Zoom Call Real Quick

Am I Relaxing for Self-Care or Am I Just Immobilized by Indecision?

The Gender Spectrum Collection

Help! I Spent $60 on a Tarot Reading and She Didn’t Say My Ex Is Still in Love With Me

Why I’ve Been Standing in Front of This Impressionist Painting for Seven Years, Waiting to Meet My Soulmate

Why I Stopped Breastfeeding and Started Filling This Nerf Super Soaker With Formula

I LIVED IT: I Called Her ‘Babe’ When We’re Really More at the ‘Girl’ Level of Acquaintance

At Your Age, Your Parents Already Had Kids. Here’s Why They Shouldn’t Have.

woman at dentist

How I Stopped Being Afraid of the Dentist By Instead Being Afraid of the Dentist’s Billing Department

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