BREAKING: Hot British Guy Doesn’t Have an Accent Via Text

Love and Sex

How To Be Such A Chill Girlfriend You Cause A Second Ice Age

So chill that you have brought an end to all temperate, tropical, and desert life on earth!

News

Uh-Oh! Krysta Seems To Actually Care Whether Her Team Wins Trivia Or Not

“I never realized winning a $50 credit for the bar meant so much to her.”

News

Friend At Dinner Seems To Be Performing For Someone?

Traci twice attempted to get everyone to sing “Closing Time” with her.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Needed to Put a Plate in the Dishwasher, But the Dishes in It Were Clean

There are things in life you can just never plan for.

Living

How to Explain You Were a ‘Total Tomboy’ to Someone Exploring Their Gender Identity

This is something you should definitely chime in to say!

News

Short Man Has Big Dick??

We are simply stunned that such a slightly-below-average man could possibly have such an enormous peen!

Living

4 Yoga Poses That’ll Have You Saying, ‘This Mat Smells Like Shit’

Enhance your flexibility, strength, and awareness that your mat smells like a decaying deer!

News

With One Instagram Like, Woman Conveys How Badly She Wants to Be Dribbled on Eric’s Dick Like a Basketball

“I’m trying to get my back blown out.”

Thoughts

Help! My Boyfriend Refuses To Glow Up

How can I build a life with someone that devoid of superficial vanity?

Living

How to Deal With Insomnia While Your Boyfriend Sleeps the Effortless Sleep of the Unoppressed Beside You

He is probably dreaming about running through a field.

Style

How To Make Your Hair Big And Sexy Like You’ve Been Caught In Sexy Wind

Get hair that says, “The wind just fucked me right in the hair.”

News

Everyone Immediately Making Fun Of Carrie’s Music Choices After Insisting She Be In Charge Of The Spotify

“I thought some early aughts indie pop was a safe choice!”

News

Scandalous! Patricia Is Insinuating Her Water Bottle Is Filled With Vodka

“Patricia pushes people’s buttons, she always has.”

Entertainment

Quiz: Which Fyre Festival Doc Are You?

Finally find out which chronicle of a grifting, millennial con artist you most closely identify with!

Living

QUIZ: Do You Need To Cut Out Dairy, or Was That Just A Period Poop?

Lactose intolerance or the inevitable fate you face each and every month? Find out here!

Living

How to Pick The Best Restaurant to Fight With Your Mother In Every Time She’s In Town

It’s bound to happen every time she comes to town, so you may as well find a great spot to do it in!

Thoughts

Ooh Sorry I’m Late, I Just Don’t Think About Time in the Traditional Sense

For me, it’s way more complex than that.

Entertainment

5 Crappy Netflix Shows to Watch Because The Main Guy Is Sort Of Hot

Check these out if mildly attractive men are what you’re after!

Living

How to Give Him What He Really Wants, Unless It’s Time to Himself

Nice try, dude!

News

Mom Obsessed With the Fact That Dog is Dying

“People grieve in different ways.”

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